1994, SMJK Chung Hwa, Kota Bharu, we were at Form 4 and it
was one of the happiest year, evar !!
The Bahasa Malaysia class was handled by our Dear Cikgu Tan
and he was one hell of Bahasa Malaysia teacher then !
He thought us a lot of stuff, funny, serious, useful, sometimes
not so useful, and I would say all of us have learned so much
of knowledge from him.
He also did highlight some grammar , structure and all sort of
errors made by us in the class on and off.
One day after he marked the essay in the class he asked us
to pay attention to what he was going to say.
Cikgu Tan," Seng Khun, apa khabar anda hari ini ?"
Seng Khun -_-" ," Khabar baik, Cikgu ! "
Cikgu Tan," Baik ah ? Bagus, mari kita tengok apa si Seng Khun
tulis dalam karangan beliau yeah ?"
Seng Khun -_-" lagi !!
Cikgu Tan," Murid-murid sekalian, ini lah yang ditulis di dalam
karangan Seng Khun ....
...disebabkan kekalahan dalam pertandingan tersebut, Ah Beng
telah mendapat kemaluan besar kerana gagal mendapat sebarang
Cikgu Tan," Saudara Seng Khun, bolehkah anda memberi sedikit
gambaran bagaimanakan rupanya KEMALUAN BESAR yang
didapat oleh Ah Beng ? "
Seng Khun," Huh ? " -_-"
Cikgu Tan," Sebesar mana kemaluan tersebut? Berat ke ? Adakah
ia sebesar lembu ? Sebesar ketam? Sebesar Tombok Cina ? Seberat
sebuah lori ? Lelaki mia atau apaciam ? hmmm ? Bagaiamanakah
rupa KEMALUAN yang BESAR tersebut? bagitahulah !! "
We all bursted into craziest laugh and really rolling on the floor
with tears in our eyes.
Seng Khun just stood there, looked damn innocent like that !!
I almost laughed until my pants broke into half, that bad !!!!
KEMALUAN BESAR my foot !! LOLRTOF !!