Monday, December 26, 2005

After 2 weeks of continues raining and dry driving... eerr. I mean flying in KL and PJ my F-117 has become so dirty that the cops can't recognize what colour this baby is. Thief also didn't want to steal it even I left the lock unlocked. Time to clean this baby, so I called Fat lady for help. Hope it does not rain tomorrow. I was so wrong !!
Look at this baby. Shining and all !! By the way it is called F-117 Stealth Fighter normally, but whenever the president boards any plane it automatically become Air Force One. Yes President Fat Lady is in the plane right now.
Cleaned and shining with the help of Fat Lady. She helped me to sprayed water and wash away the soap and dirt. I was in charge of applying car shampoo and take bath of this baby.
24th Dec 2005 6:30 pm. Taman Tun Dr. Ismail KL Pizza Hut. Hujan lebat pula OMGBBQCBBKNNJKFKLIA !!! This is always the case, tak sampai 24 hours I wash my car it has to rain like cat and dogs and elephant! I know I didn't pray but why?? why??

Friday, December 23, 2005

F-117 fixed.

Yesterday was at Cheras area visiting a customer of mine. Saw a
nice hanger there so I went in and enquired about my F-117 fuel
system which was a little bit haywire(d).

2 guys in the hanger were busy cleaning an engine of Satria GTI
with full of passion and their face showed loved and satisfaction.

Hmmm... this is so sweet ??

So i asked the guy to :

  • Change the engine oil.
  • Change the oil filter.
  • Change the spart plug.
  • Check the braking system.
  • Clean the air filter.
  • Check hydraulic oil, brake oil, power steeringthrottle oil and etc.
  • Fix the throttle vibration ( this is so wrong !!) problem.

    After about an hour or so, they mentioned that everything is ok
    already and I took off.

    Flew all over Cheras and Kajang. Engine was smooth , throttle
    vibration ( this is sooo wrong ) no more, and can feel the after
    service feeling all over F-117.

    Thanks. I am ready to Middle East for another Peace Mission.

    20 minutes later I was back to Kayu Ara Military Hanger...

    Sgt. Hunter was there waiting for me when I climbed out from the

    "Please load 2,000 rounds of 20mm cannon into the chain gun."
    "Please also load 2,000 rounds of 30mm cannon into storage."
    "Prepare 8 AAM and 8 Hell Fire." I informed Sgt. Hunter.

    Sgt. Hunter:" But I thought it is going to be a peace mission sir?"

    Me:" Yeah shooting they all into Pieces that is !! "

    Sgt. Huner -_-"

    Man the Tang Yuen is making me confused !! God Damn TY !!
  • Thursday, December 22, 2005

    Movie Hitch

    "Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I
    don't get swept off my feet today!"

    Now, she might say "This is a really bad time for me," or
    something like "I just need some space," or my personal
    favorite "I'm really into my career right now."

    You believe that? Neither does she. You know why?
    'Cause she's lying to you, that's why.

    You understand me?

    Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space.
    And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is
    "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly "Try harder, stupid,"
    but which one is it?
    60% of all human communication is nonverbal,
    body language; 30% is your tone, so that means 90% of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth.

    Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person!
    She doesn't want to hurt your feelings! What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet.

    Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in.

    My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom. " Will Smith

    The comedy movie Hitch, I watched it a few months ago with
    Fat Lady with great expectation.

    I always liked Will Smith since Fresh Prince of Bel Air, later Bad
    Boys, Independence Days, MIB I & II and many more.

    So I thought Will would be as funny in this Hitch film but I turned
    out that, hmmm, I over expected.

    However, it seems like Fat Lady enjoyed it very much and the
    opening Song when someone wakes up which goes like below
    is now my Alarm Tune every morning to wake me up.

    I thought a Light & Easy song like Wonderful World (Don't Know Much) would make me feel fresh, light and wake
    up willingly from bed.

    Wrong !! very wrong !!!

    Is there any song that would really wake me up from my bed every
    morning, making me smile and take bath willingly and happily?

    Nope ! I need a better bed, pillow and environment perhaps....

    ARTIST: Sam Cooke
    TITLE: Wonderful World (Don't Know Much)
    Lyrics and Chords

    Don't know much about history
    Don't know much biology
    Don't know much about a science book
    Don't know much about the French I took

    But I do know that I love you
    And I know that if you love me too
    What a wonderful world this would be

    Don't know much about geography
    Don't know much trigonometry
    Don't know much about algebra
    Don't know what a slide rule is for

    But I know that one and one is two
    And if this one could be with you
    What a wonderful world this would be

    Now, I don't claim to be an "A" student
    But I'm trying to be
    For maybe by being an "A" student baby
    I can win your love for me

    After this song repeated 3 times why am I still in bed sleeping
    one? Too light and easy ? LOL !!

    Wednesday, December 21, 2005

    汤 圆 记

    汤 圆 记

    刚 回 到 办 公 室 Amanda 问 道:"明 天 是 冬 至 哇!"

    我 答:"对 呀!"

    Amanda 说:"我 要 吃 汤 圆! 我 要 吃 汤 圆!!"

    我 答:"没 问 题 呀!!"

    Amanda 说:"天哪,你太好了,Philips!"

    我 答:"你 等 一 等,我 明 天 先 去 SPA..."

    Amanda 问:"去 SPA 干 嘛?"

    我答:"去 搓 汤 圆 lah !!"

    Amanda and Crystal both -_-"

    我答:"neh,去 SPA 让 老 泥 融 化,用 老 泥 为 你 搓 汤 圆 loh!"

    我 作 状 搓 手 和 脚 的 老 泥..... -_-"

    我问道:"Chocolate 的ngam 你口味吗?"

    "别 介 意,有 点 咸 hor......"

    "Crystal you want some? Pandan flavour mahu??"

    Amanda he Crystal 气 到 毕 毕 声!!

    Chocolate 汤 圆, anyone???

    在 此 祝 大 家 冬 至 快 乐 !!!

    F-117 having fuel system problems.

    For the past few weeks, my F-117 starts to give me some
    heahache with it's her fuel system.

    The fuel pedal keeps on vibrating like some ABS ( like force
    feedback ) on and off.

    When I turn on the engine, the fuel pedal might start vibrating
    like someone is pulling it'sher cable and the
    padel was like up and down, up and down, up and down, of
    course the magnitude is not too huge, just the right foot
    can feel this padel vibrating on and off.

    Took it to the machanic, he said, " Hmmm, don't know?"

    He also said:" Fuel cable is fine, engine ok also."

    Me asked:" then how?"

    He said:" Come back when it get more serious, ok?"

    Me asked :" Like when this baby explodes ? or when the
    engine peciah ??"

    Machanic -_-"

    Me :" Ok see you then bye !"

    What is wrong with my F-117 ? Could someone out there
    who had similar problem give me some idea and or introduce
    some good machanic to me please? Around PJ and not too
    expensive one?

    God bless F-117. She has served this country for 3 years
    plus and had 155,000km of sky covered, don't let her has
    any 3 long 2 short ok?

    For the sake of her patriotism and my wallet ok?????

    Merry Christmas !!

    Quality is important, yeh?

    A few months ago I've got this made in China RM20 optical mouse
    which carry a local Malaysia brand.

    Used it for a few months, and the performance was only so so.

    The mouse cursor will move automatically when the mouse is not
    in motion, macam ada hantu itu macam !!! LOL !!!

    At my house it is good old Microsoft Scroll mouse, 5 years old and
    still like new. Cost RM40 or RM50 back then.

    Recently I helped a friend of mine purchased another Samsung
    Optical Scroll mouse, also RM26.00.

    But both Samsung and Microsoft mouse are :

  • More ergonomic.
  • Stable.
  • Mouse cursor will not move by itself.
  • Paint will not peel off ( LOL really mia !)
  • The USB cable is long enough.
  • Reliable and will work for long term.

    So, why save RM10 to RM 15 on your mouse that you use up to
    5 or 8 hours per day ?

    Pay RM15 you get a lousy non branded Optical mouse from China.
    Pay RM26 you get a good reliable mouse like Samsung or Logitech
    or something like that.

    Comon , don't save that RM10 or RM15, you will appreciate the
    quality of the branded mouse or keyboard one day. ok?
  • Going for long holiday !!

    Last week when I checked my annual leave balance I still
    have about 14 days unused leave.

    Going to carry 7 days to next year Chinese New Year and
    the rest has to be utilized by 31st Dec 2005. Else it get
    burnt !! I hate that !!

    So, get my boss approval to take leave from 24th Dec Saturday
    until 2nd Jan 2006. 10 whole days !! Yahoo !!

    Let me think what should I do in this 10 days.

    Most probably I will :

  • Spend some quality time with friends, family and fat lady.
  • Spend some time back in Kelantan.
  • Go hide in Taman Negara perhaps.
  • Go hide in small town in Pahang.
  • Go hibernate in Genting, but maybe not.
  • Read some books and a lot of news paper.
  • Help fat lady to process some documents.

    10 days, for some rich people 10 days they could go to Australia
    or Hong Kong or something like that.

    For me, I think I have better make use of this 10 days and spend
    them wisely with my fat lady, friends and family.

    During this period, I might on and off check in to my office to see
    if there is anything urgent or important to settle.

    Other then that, I don't think there would be any official business.

    Wah, I am already in the lazy mood already. Should blog more in
    the 10 days holiday. Post some photos too perhaps eh?
  • Good advise from Fat Lady !!

    A few days ago Fat Lady and me were chatting a little bit.

    Then she told me that her sister informed her that, every morning
    when we wake up, if we consume about 2 glasses of plain warm
    water, it helps to cleanse the body and detox naturally.

    I said:" Ok I will try!"

    This morning when I wake up I remembered what I said and gulp
    gulp gulp gulp about 2 glasse of plain water, room temp not warm.

    Later when I arrive at the office ( 1 hour later ) I got feeling man!

    Got feeling !!!

    Feeling like want to poo !!

    So I went to poo and, proved that if you drink plenty of plain water
    early in the morning, it helps to poo !!

    Fat Lady says that by doing this, it will help to reduce the smell
    of our mouth. Sometimes when people don't poo for long time
    or when they are ill ( body become heaty according to chinese )
    their mouth tend to be a little bit smelly, bacteria I guess.

    By drinking 2 glasses of plain water in the early morning, preferrable
    warm water it suppose to :

  • Make poo job easy.
  • Detox the body.
  • Supply enough of water to our body.
  • Reduce the bad breath.
  • Produce more pee, to carry away toxin in our body?

    Well, it's always good to drink enough of water anyway.

    So next time you want to produce some serious poo in the office,
    drink 2 or 3 glasses of plain water in the morning.

    Poo !!
  • Tuesday, December 13, 2005

    One fine day, I was at Sungai Siput and I noticed this FBI officer on the bike. I thought lah ini T-Shirt aje FBI.... but I was wrong. Later the FBI was chasing a big ass 4wd using his little Honda Ex5. The process was damn Kan Zheong !!
    FBI pursuing 4wd vehicle.
    FBI pursuing suspect !! Asking for back up !! Suspect heading Northbound....
    The famous Sungai siput "Lion Mountain" but I don't know which part of this mountain looks like a lion. It looks more like a, volcano for me. note that this is the old trunk road to Penang. But my suggestion is that, use Plus highway instead. !!!
    The sky of Ipoh. Picture taken at Ipoh's Seri Malaysia's Hotel.
    Ipoh Horse Racing /Training track.
    How nice to wake up in the morning and see that you were surrounded by mountains and green green grass.
    From another room we can see part of Komtar and Umno Building of Penang. Jalan Macalister I understand I was at.
    The famous Agora Hotel which was directly opposite of my room. There was this Big Disco ( i think no more in operation ) and last time I stayed at Agora Hotel I can't sleep till 5am because of the Disco music and boomm boommm bommm boombastic !!! mr Lowa Lowa hmmm !!
    A lovely evening about 7pm at Tanjung Tokong where Penang people loves to come here and whack the crabs and shrimps !!
    Shrimp cooked using salt and only salt. Taste salty from the outside, and taste so fresh and the shrimp meat was doinggg doinngg doingg like that. Hmmm... superb !!
    At the front = 4 crabs which we called meat crabs (1kg) and at the back was 8 crabs (2kg) which were full of egg or what the local called Gau. Notice the bright orange colour stuff? That's the "gold" !!
    Crabs and Shrimp were not enough for our stomachs. We even ordered 2 plates of Wat Tan Hor. -_-"
    We ate under a small hut. This place was hit by Tsunami 1 year ago but everything is now back to normal.
    We eat at Tanjung Tokong until the people begin to close shop and patrons going home.
    Crabs + Beer + Coconuts at Tanjung Tokong. I mean what used to be crabs, beers and coconuts.
    Burp !!!!
    From my hotel window, can see the old house at the back. The hotel I was staying used to called " Mid Towne". Recently it has been bought over by some chain hotels and renamed to Grand Paradise or something like that.
    Clear Bak Kut Teh with meat balls.Thanks to my brother who Kiaped a meat ball for photographing purpose.
    The clear type Bak Kut Teh in penang, the soup is err... as the name suggested Clear. Can see everything !!! Like aquarium like that!
    Super nice Fish Head Mee Hun RM7 each ( for 2 person ) if I am not mistaken.
    The Song River Restaurant at Gurney Drive. Which is a stone throw away from Gurney Hotel and a few meters away from sea.
    Mission accomplished. 3 pot of Penang Bak Kut Teh + 2 pot of Fish Head Mee Hun. Each pot for 2 person. And 6 of us finished the 10 pack with no sweat !! No problem when comes to eating. But my brother & sister looked a bit full on their face... hehee
    My parents and my grandma walked toward my F-117 parked at the Old Gurney Drive. OMG the buildings in Penang are so grand and nice looking !!!
    Leaving Penang island at 12:14pm. 12 Dec 2005. Monday. Penang seems to be misty and the air quality doesn't seems too good yesterday !! But it was still a lovely place to stay and visit.
    Hmm... can see KLCC already, back to KL already that is. Time 4:48pm. 13 Dec 2005. Monday.

    Rukun Negara

    1. Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan;
    2. Kesetiaan kepada Raja dan negara;
    3. Keluhuran Perlembagaan;
    4. Kedaulatan undang-undang;
    5. Kesopanan dan kesusilaan.

  • 信奉上苍
  • 忠于君国
  • 维护宪法
  • 尊崇法治
  • 及培养德行
  • A trip to Ipoh and Penang

    It's been really a busy year for the past 11 and 1/2 months. Feeling
    all exhausted and "Battery Low" signal kept on displaying on my
    display ( yes, I am semi robot, Robocop Version 2006 ).

    So, a few days I go I asked Fat Lady if we were ready to go out of
    town for the weekend. Perhaps somewhere near like Port Dickson or
    Melacca or places surrounding Kuala Lumpur and Klang Valley.

    But we ended up in Ipoh for 1 night and Penang for another night !!

    Result? Travalled over 700 or 800km and met my customer in Ipoh,
    Fat Lady's grandma in Sungai Siput, tried the old trunk road from
    Sungai Siput to Taiping .

    And oh so many photos taken and so much of Crabs died in our
    stomach -_-".

    Feeling better ? Yes, absolutely !!

    Fat Lady was very happy that she was able to meet up with her
    grandmother and some relatives from her mother side at Sungai
    Siput. I was happy to see they all are happy.

    And in Penang, my family arrived from Kelantan and joint us for
    dinner and breakfast. It was like a huge party going on over the

    Cost of petrol = about RM120.00
    Cost of toll = Rm 24++ / RM10++/ RM 7 /RM 10++/ RM24 ++
    about RM70 to RM90.

    The happiness and the glad feeling to see our loves one = Priceless

    Going to do that again soon !! And will upload some pictures later!

    Saturday, December 10, 2005

    Heavy Flu

    病 从 口 入, 祸 从 口 出

    Chinese said :" Disease always get into body via mouth !"

    "And a big mouth causes problems and inccidents !!"

    I am so totally agree with this sentence !! The wisdom of Chinese
    since a couple of thousand years ago, but too bad sometimes I just
    tend to "temporary" forgotten about it "accidentily".

    A few days ago I was at KLCC after the PC Fair, and you know
    arond 9 something there cheap sales up to 50% for certain food
    products like Sushi , Japanese Lunch Box, Char Siew and so on..

    So I went to purchased some ham-chips, char siew and some
    meat products and had a wonderful dinner and breakfast.

    And that second day my lunch was Char Siew Rice ..... -_-"

    So, on that night terus I suffered serious digestion problem
    cause I think the food I consumed was too oily !! And second day
    I had to went to get an MC and was poo pooing all those green
    and yellow stuff poo all the day !!

    And finally my stomach was cleared from these oily stuff.

    Now the high protein and oil caused another problem. I think
    my body had become too blardy acidic that I suffered simultanious
    throat infection and flu !! Ah Chiew !!

    Now, that what we called Padan Muka !! ok ?

    Fat Lady is soo mad now !! Got to buy some KFC for her
    something for her to cool her down, maybe bring her to out of town
    for a short vacation eh?

    Padan saya punya muka !! Bodoh Betul !!

    My new K300i

    The good new Sony Ericsson K300i !!

    A few days ago my T610 failed to connect to it's portable hands
    free unit.

    So I took my T68i and used it as primary phone, but the software
    went freezed and I didn't realized it until 2 hours later.

    Maxis sent an SMS to me and inform 46 missed call !!

    Holy Molly !!!

    And as usual, kena complain, this time a big time complain from
    customer cause they thought I have disappeared.

    Well, as corrective action ( Wah ! Enterprise Jargon babeh !) I
    went to Low Yatt Plaza , 1st floor and looked around for an SE
    (Sony Ericsson ) phone.

    Came with me was Fat Lady, have I told you all how supportive
    Fat Lady was ?

    When she heard that because my T68i software problem and I
    kena complain, she terus said :" Let's go, get new phone !! "

    Sometimes, I am feeling so lucky that she is around !!

    Anyway, went to Low Yatt and told the mobile phone sales person
    there that I need a basic phone, with Infrared, no need camera and
    no need whistles and bells...

    They showed me SE J21oi ( RM230 or RM330 )-_-" around that

    I said :" Wonderful ! That's what I need !! "

    So I inserted the SIM card but found that the phone has only 200
    Phone book capacity.
    Too bad ! I need something with 500 Phone Book +
    Infrared connectivity.

    And later I found this K300i which has the feature like :

  • 65,000 colour screen.
  • 500 phone book capacity.
  • Infrared connection.
  • MP3 player n Mp3 ringtone ( WTF So canggih nowadays )
  • Loudspeaker.
  • Camera. ( I don't really need this, but it is a bonus !)
  • Video Recorder. Can ask Fat Lady to take my video doing ear squart !! -_-"
  • 12MB internal memory, non-expandable.

    The only thing missing in this phone is Bluetooth Connectivity.
    Else it would be a super perfect high end phone.

    So i paid the guy RM500.00 cash and walked towards car park with
    fat lady on my side.

    On the way back, fat lady asked:" Dear are you happy?"

    Me:" Not really."

    She:" Why? You have just got a new phone woh !"

    Me:" I have just spent RM500 and i have now 3 phones !! "

    She:" You are right, better sell of the other 2 later !!"

    Me:" Ok !!"

    This post is specially dedicated to my Fat Lady who is always there
    for me, and being so supportive and hmmm.... thanks !!

    And a big welcome to K300i to my family, hope you could work
    properly and don't get me any trouble.

    Picture above taken from thanks for
    the picture.
  • Monday, December 05, 2005

    PC Fair @ KLCC

    Saturday after work I went to Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre for
    the PC to have a look at my customers who are selling our products
    and by the time I arrived it was like 6pm something.

    Someone warned me that parking at KLCC Twin Tower would be
    very expensive cause it was RM2.50 per hour bla bla bla.... but
    it was convinient for me to park at the Twin Tower car park.

    So I proceeded and parked there till 9pm something.

    Amazingly the total cost of parking = RM5.00 only.

    That would be cheaper compared to Low Yatt Plaza for the same
    lenght of time, perhaps it was Saturday & Sunday rate.

    Well a few weeks ago I was parking at the Kuala Lumpur Convetion
    Centre for 3 to 4 hours I guess. I ended up paying RM15 or RM16
    during my exit.

    I put in RM50 notes cause the total was like RM15 or RM16 but
    the stupid machine has ran out of change, instead the machine
    gave me only partial change and asked me to go and get the
    balance from the cashier, which is no where to be seen !!! -_-"

    And with me was one of my big customer and I didn't want to
    waste our time for the Rm12 or RM15 change. But I told myself
    never to park at the convention centre without preparation again.


    And the PC Fair was not bad, but I still don't like the crowd there
    cause I can hardly move there despite I am very well built.

    A lot of people blocking me " Streamyx sir, streamyx ?? "

    And some promoter just talk to their customer at the middle of the
    path, blocking everyone !!!

    Some people actually bring their babies and small kids there -_-"

    And I saw a few very-very old grandma, felt really difficult for
    them to walk among the crowds !!!

    And yeah, why must they force every visitor to go all the way up
    to Level 3 or Level 4 before they could come down to the ground
    floor where the actual actions are ???

    I heard someone telling me this is like some Ikea method to make
    you to walk 100% of their premise, and hence create more sales.

    Sales for my customers were not too well though.


    Sunday, December 04, 2005

    Night View from my window. About 9 something PM i guess.
    My window's view during 9:40 am today 4th December 2005.

    Gas Leakage Evacuation !!

    2 days ago I went out for heavy lunch with John at 1 something.
    The result was stomach very full until night time.
    So just had a simple few pieces of white bread, but I have ran
    out of jam.

    So I used this (picture below) as hot & sour jam instead.

    -_-" yes I have got special taste, High Class PJ people mah!! LOL!

    15 minutes later my housemate knocked the door and asked me
    :" Oh !! Kai Hong you are eating Chili Source is it ? "


    I replied :" Yes dear I did !! "

    Housemate:" Wheeeewwwww !!! "

    I asked :" What's wrong there? "

    Housemate:" We smelled something like gas leakage, we find find
    find find check check check the gas was off what ?"

    Housemate:" Oh actually it is the smell of the Chili Sauce, false alarm!
    false alram !! false alram ! "

    Housemate:" Ok, you continue enjoy your dinner lah, thanks !"

    Housemate:" 不 佐 你 吃 晚 餐 了, 告 辞!"

    I was -_-" , sniff sniff the chili sauce, smells like gas meh ??

    No lah where got ???

    Friday, December 02, 2005

    Define: Quality time

    A few days ago I was chatting online with a friend and I was amused
    that he could still have plenty of quality time despite his work as
    a Doctor here in Klang Valley.

    He replied that it actually depends on how we look and define and
    consider which are quality time and which are not, and we could
    always arrange / plan for it.

    Yeah I agree !!

    Quality time could be any moment in our daily 24 hours time and it
    could be just everywhere.

    My defination of quality time :

  • Feeling light and easy.
  • Not rushing.
  • Could be alone, with family, with Fat Lady , or friends.
  • Not worried / thinking of work too much.
  • Might be eating.
  • Might be sleeping ( hmm.. super quality time )
  • Might be playing computer game.
  • Might be reading blogs or writing blogs or emails.
  • Might be playing piano or guitar or sleeping in Karaoke session.

    For me, everyday between 7 pm and 12pm is always my quality
    time no matter what I do.

    Cause during these time I am more relax and can do whatever I
    want to do. Sometimes I enjoy be alone, sometimes with friends,
    sometimes with Fat Lady and even with my family.

    Sometimes I like to sleep if i am too tired and do things later in
    midnight like Washing my F-117....

    Yeah Doc you are right, we define / decide when is our quality time
    and we make sure that we enjoy every moment of it.
  • Karaoke Session

    Yesterday after dinner a few of us went to a Karaoke outfit at
    Subang Jaya, a relatively new outfit I would say.

    After about 1 hour there I suddenly realized :

  • I am a frequent Karaoke visitor now !! Every 2 years I sure go to Karaoke once. Last time it was 4 years once.
  • Nowadays Karaoke technolgy damn canggih, running NT system.
  • Nowadays I still cannot sing.
  • Nowadays my boss still cannot sing.
  • When we sang, I saw cow drop off trees, I saw stars falling from sky, I saw dead peoples rise from graves, and I even see a few ghost around us, using their lips movement to spell " Pls stop! Kasi us chance to rest in peace Pls!"
  • I still prefer to play piano and guitar instead of singing.
  • I still don't like o sing.
  • Cause I don't like to see cow drop of trees, stars falling and all those sad faces ghost around !!.
  • I don't like Karaoke!


    Amanda a few days ago was asking me, which Karaoke is better.

    There was this Ray Box, Galaxai and Song Coco Karaoke.

    I told her," hmmm I think Ray Box better !"

    She," I see, Ray Box eh? Why would you say so ?"

    I said:" Oh, Ray Box last time I went there I able to sleep for about
    40 minutes. Air cond also cold !"

    I added:" But Song Coco I was able to sleep for 15 minutes only."

    And Galaxai I was not able to sleep, so I don't like.

    Amanda -_-" ," What ? You go to Karaoke for sleeping ah?"

    Me:" Surelah, ada air cond, ada long sofa, light dim, got people sing
    you to bed(sleep) , if don't sleep then do what?"

    Amanda," Kai Hong I really look you no up !!! "

    Me :" Lim Peh like to sleep ak !! how??"
  • Too Fat Too Furious !!!

    A few days ago, I invited Fat Lady (FL) to come over to my PJ
    house after work.

    I called her :" Eh, today afterwork come to PJ har ok?"

    FL :" Hmm... ok, what is your plan ?"

    Me :" As usual I bring you to eat good food !! "

    FL :" Wah !! very good ! very good !! "

    Me : " No problem !! "

    FL :" Then ? After makan go where? One Utama?"

    Me :" Nope, you have to help me to wash my F-117 after makan!!"

    FL -_-"

    Yeahlah, I belanja Fat Lady makan, after makan sure have to
    work out a little bit what? Else nanti jadi Gemuk Macam Gajah
    how ??

    I have been a very thoughtful person, cause I did consider after
    eating nice food, FL might become a little bit fatter then now, so
    I mar suggested to her that we should wash my F-117 loh.

    1 stone 2 birds, she and me get to makan nice food, and both
    of us can stay fit, no need to go gym. And my F-117 become
    clean, everyone is happy.

    Anyway, after the dinner PJ rained like cats and dogs, we watched
    TV instead and chewed a few packs of junk food.

    Too Fat Too Furious, both of us.


    On the second day, I had to send my F-117 to the outside people
    to wash it & perform a vacuum cleaning.

    And by the time the guys finished washing my F-117 and mopped
    dry the surface. The sky started to rain again !!!

    WTF !!! Too Fat Too Furious man !!!