Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The One About Whale

Just now watching TV and the news showed some whales appearing at
US coast, cause the coast area now has a lot of shrimp.

Due to don't know what La Lina or La Bamba or
Lambada phenomenon....

Fat Lady, " Wah ! Whales !! "

Me, " Yeap ! "

Fat Lady, " Whale so huge, eat small little shrimp one meh ? "

Me, " Yeap ! "

Fat Lady, " They eat so many shrimps, collestrol will be very high or not?"

Me, " errr.... I don't know woh ! But i know, if we eat a lot of shrimp, the
doctor will sure start lecturing about high collestrol and stuff like that lah !"

Fat Lady, " So unfair hor ... "

Me, " errr..... "

Fat Lady, " By the way, Lambada is a song, not weather phenomenon ok ?"

Me, " errr.... zzzzzzzzz. "

* El Nino and La Nina lahhhhh !!! Oiyoh !!!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The One About Lady At Post Office

Just now went to Post Office and did some courier to my brother.

Me, " Harlo . itu Pos Laju service ada di sini ?"

Lady, " ada ada.. ini form, sila fill up... "

Me, " Besok sampai, sempat ke ? "

Lady, " Tak boleh lah, encik, 4 pm sudah pickup, sekarang 5 pm"

Me, " Ok ok. tak apa... " and filled up the form...

Lady, " Sila nyatakan apa yang dihantar...."

Me, " Oh ! Ok ok ! and wrote, " Biskut yang sedap ""

Lady saw already -_-" ... " Har ? Biskut yang sedeap ? "

Me, " Kenapa, you tak percaya ah ? Betul mia ! "

Lady lol ! The colleage of her who was having sour face also
laughed....

Me, " Betul mia ... ini biskut yang sedap !! "

Lady, " ok ok. saya percaya... saya percaya... RM6.90"

Me, " ok ok... terima kasih " * Lari....