Tuesday, February 27, 2007

-_-" kereta rojak ?

Kereta Ah Beng ? Ah Lian atau Pakcik yang menjual rojak?

Kenapa tak terus letak Ferrari atau Porsche atau Aston
Martin ?

knnbbq !!

Angler at Pantai Cinta Berahi II

Angler at Pantai Cinta Berahi.

Did you know that the Beach Pantai Cahaya Bulan was last time
called Pantai Cinta Berahi ?

Until someone changed them to Pantai Cicak Bodoh

Pantai Cahaya Bulan is more comply with some standards
and SOP and stuff like that woh ?


But something will never change, the sea water is still salty
and sky is still blue.

And the anglers out there are still having a good time with
big fish or small fish regardless who is the boss today !!

Damn!! Kelantan is a good place !!

Go fly kites part 0.5

Apparently we were not alone.

This guy has 2 visible camera and who knows if
he has another few concealed camera ?

Go fly kites part 1

The Baywatch girl !! But in accordance to local rules and
regulation and moral value and everything.

Any problem ? No sir !!

She could run, she could swim and she was happy too : )

lol lol lol !!

Go fly kites part 2

Parents would normally buy a kite for the kid.

But ended up the father and mother flying the kite
only, the kid could only watch in envy -_-"

Damn kesian the kids sometimes, knnbbqlol lol !!

Go fly kites part 3

Not all are busy with flying kites and all.

This little girl seems to enjoy playing with sands and the
guardian seemed so caring !!

Lovely !!

Go fly kites part 4

It's good weather out there with rather strong winds at the
beach, so everyone was selling kites and everyone was almost
playing kites too : ) Lovely !

Fat Lady was busy taking photos cause she is damn kampung.

Kota Bharu people are very lucky cause the distance of beach from
the town is about 8 km only.

You could take a mini bus, take a bike, cycling, jog or run to the
beach, but for me, Delinda Deline ( former F-117 ) took us there.

KL to Port Dickson ? -_-" oh don't get me started on this one !!

Go fly kites part 5

Went to Pantai Cahaya Bulan with Fat Lady and some friends
the other day. On Thursday, Friday and any public holiday,
PCB is always packed with people.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Evening at Taman Kuala Krai

When i was a kid I never realize that evening could look so nice at Taman
Kuala Krai.

But back then Kuala Krai was lot more cooler in the day and much more
cooler + cooler at night.

Free Yu Shang Competition.

If you could correctly guess what are the ingredients used in
these 2 plates of Lou Shang stuff, i shall then give you 2
invitation to next year Yu Shang ceremony.

Kayu Ara War 2007

To all my Hokkien friends and relatives, happy 拜 天 公 ing !!

To my surrounding Hokkien neighbours, same to you too :)

and thanks for making me felt like at War Zone for the past
few hours.

All of you had done your air strike, ground strike, marine strike,
Navy strike and all possible strike with your heavy ammo from

You all had Team Alfa, Bravo, Charlie at north, east and west
of Kayu Ara area and you all have done a very good job creating
Dolby(tm) Digital Surround Sound with HD Visual -_-"

Hundreds of ringgit if not thousands has been spent by you all
and I am sure that your objectives of thanking and praying to
Gods has been achieved.

Collateral bonus, the Indonesian workers around Kayu Ara had
the most wonderful firework displays brought to them live
infront of their doors !!! No need to go all the way to Lake
Titiwangsa !!

Me ? It's ok for me cause everything ended at 12:46 am and
i like the smell of burnt sulfur and gun powder ( -_-" )

Again, wishing all Happy 拜 天 公 ing !!!

12:52 am, finally the atmosphere has gone back to
pre war or post war era already.

I sumpah I could hear the neighbour uncle snooring now!

knnbbq ! How could I let him win ? I am going to sleep
and make louder snores that he does !!

Aku misti menang !!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Fun Facts about Kuala Krai.

This morning I woke up at 6:45 am and found myself
still at Taman Kuala Krai. Lovely place !!

It was really misty and the fog was thick, meaning that
it is going to be a very hot day later -_-" , i think today
i would probably would be roasted pig also.

Happy Pig Year 2007 mate !!

After spending so many days in Kuala Krai here are some
fun facts ( not all correct I guess ) about Kuala Krai.

  • 74.8% of the 5th gear of the cars in Kuala Krai are seriously
    under utilized.

  • In Kuala Krai, everywhere is within reach in 5 minutes via

  • In Kuala Krai, the town is bigger then Taman Tun Dr. Ismail
    but it actually has 2 set of traffic lights only but the later has, errr
    many many sets of traffic lights.

  • In Kuala Krai, a smile is always returned with an even more
    friendlier smile !!

  • In Kuala Krai, if you walk with a girl on the street, on that night
    everyone knows ( at least would accuse ) you've been in love with
    that particular girl.

  • It's a darn good place to retire here!

  • A six persons breakfast with drinks and everything until you
    can't move = Rm 19.00 only -_-".

    More to come mate !
  • Monday, February 19, 2007


    Recently got some time back to Kuala Krai and saw so many flowers
    around Taman Kuala Krai, near my relatives houses.
    Took out the Sony S85 and started capturing them.

    Red and white and green and everything.

    Flowers and fences ?

    Unknown flowers.

    If you open up a computer, I could probably tell you which part is the
    processor, ram, hard disk drive, even the mainboard socket.
    But for flowers, errmmm, sorry mate ! I really don't know much about
    flowers lolrotf !!
    Run away !!

    Yellow flower

    It is nice to wake up everyday surrounded by so many

    nice flowers.

    Hard to see so much of flowers around Kuala Lumpur

    and Petaling Jaya area.

    Me love Kuala Krai very much.

    But it would be better if the tempereture gets cooler.
    Too hot nowadays !! Too much of forrest downed !!!

    National flower and national car at the back.

    My Bunga vs Myvi at the back -_-"

    Em... some funny looking orchid ?

    Saw this weird face like orchid too : )

    Like the tongue of me dogs lolrotf !!

    The Predator Face Flower -_-"

    I was happy doing photo shooting at various flower until I

    saw this one.

    This one came out a little bit like Predator face and mouth

    and was like going to eat my camera like that.

    I grabbed my camera and ran away really-really fast !!!

    Sunday, February 18, 2007

    Happy Chinese New Year.

    I would like to wish all my blog readers a Happy Chinese New Year.

    This it's a Golden Pig year for Chinese, and we all should live in peace
    and love and everything.

    Gong Xi Fa Chai !!!

    Friday, February 16, 2007

    useful tips.

    http://www.litefm.com.my/05/l_daily/traffic/ <== Light radio traffic

    1 800 88 0000 <== Plus traffic hot line.

    09 547 9111 <== East coast traffic hot line.

    Prepare a few bottles of plain water in car.

    Prepare some bread and fruits in car.

    Prepare some chewing gums in car.

    Prepare some empty bottles in car.

    Why empty bottles in car leh ? Go figure out.

    This is a community service brought to you by
    Philips at work dot com dot gov dot my slash
    comm service dot html

    Happy Chinese New Year.

    14 Feb 2007

    My office sales lady went out for dinner on 14 Feb with the

    At Sunway area ( near Public bank, yes near Pondok Police )
    they were confronted by a youngster with a knife.

    The youngster grabbed my sales girl handbag.

    She tried to pulled the handbag back.

    The youngster pulled harder.

    She suddenly saw his knife and let go.

    The youngster lost balance and fall on ground
    cause she suddenly let go of the hand bag. Lost balance !!

    Seeing this, my sales girl and the husband surrounded
    the poor kid and kick and beat the crap out of him.

    The poor kid then ran away. Got anything ?
    Yes whole face bruise and blue black !!

    My sales girl ? Lost anything ?

    Yes, lost her high heel don't know to
    where when she was busy kicking and
    beating the so called robber.

    2nd day, my sales girl took Emergency leave.
    Reason : whole body too tired and ache here
    ache there, because never warm up before
    beating and kicking the robber.

    She said today," I am going to farking remember
    this year mia Valentine forever cause we rawked !! "

    Me -_-" like this also can ?? Shocked

    Wednesday, February 14, 2007

    Happy Valentine errrr. Jam day.

    Happy Valentine and Welcome to Kuala Lumpur.

    I love Kuala Lumpur!!


    Hitch says:
    hi there
    happy "guy kena torture like hell "day

    Hitch customer says:
    hihi, good morning

    Hitch says:
    Cost of blue rose = RM 80 ( only flower )
    Cost of red rose = RM 20 ( only flower )
    Cost of Tau Fu Far + Gula Melaka = RM 1.50 per bowl
    ( hot or cold also can )

    Hitch customer says:
    your gf ask you to buy?

    Hitch says:
    sure go for Tau Fu Far lah

    Hitch customer says:

    Hitch says:
    My gf know my 死 人 款 she will not ask me to buy
    she would be happy enough if i bring her out for SS2
    Hokkien Mee.

    Hitch customer says:

    Hitch says:
    lolrotf !

    Hitch customer says:
    last year i hinted my BF to buy 百合, 3 for RM80.
    but finally he bought 12 roses, cost him RM200+

    Hitch says:
    that rich gay guy !
    So this year what is his plan ?

    Hitch customer says:
    this year no plan
    and i also do not expect anything from him

    Hitch says:
    lol !
    guy is like that one,
    1st or 2nd year you will get nice and warm gift.
    3rd year onward pretend nothing
    4th year onward everyday same
    5th year onward lagi everyday same same
    7th year ( like me ) , velentine day ah ? Let's go eat hokkien mee loh
    lolrotf !

    Hitch customer says:
    why like this har?

    Hitch says:
    Let me tell you what to do.
    Pura pura bring back some flowers from office to home today.
    or tomorrow, say some peminat send you one.

    Hitch customer says:
    good idea...

    Hitch says:
    On and off do that to 刺 激 him.
    he will become damn takut
    i gurantee you , 马上立竹见影
    he will be as polite as a litte cat
    be as hardworking as a bee at home.
    and be romance like a French guy

    Hitch customer says:
    is your gf do the same thing to u??

    Hitch says:
    She didn't, but i am a consultant sometimes.
    like the guy Hitch , you know?

    Hitch customer says:

    Roses Roses Roses

    Today it is Guy Kena Torture Like Hell day, and I would
    like to wish everyone Happy Guy Kena Torture Like Hell
    day and may you all kena torture like hell !!

    Yesterday Doc : " MCH ! Blue rose RM 80 each!"
    " Red rose RM 20 each ! That is only flower without
    the accessories yet !! "

    Me lolrotf ! " Get Tau Fu Far instead ! RM 1.50 per
    bowl, with extra Gula Melaka ! "

    Doc -_-"


    This morning over radio, a radio listener complained
    over national radio like this

    " Haih ! I know my husband for 18 years, he never
    bought me anything ! "

    DJ:" Really ? Maybe he will change leh ? "

    Caller:" Neah ! He will not never change one!"

    DJ lolrotf !!!

    Don't lah complain about your husband or boyfriend over the
    national radio ok or not ? LOLOL


    Another radio DJ:" If must buy something for the girlfriend
    or wife, you could learn from me."

    DJ:" I bought washing machine and LCD TV for my wife
    this year ! All also I can use one ! Muah ha ha ha ha !!"

    The other DJ strangled himself with the mike lolol !!!


    Anyway, Happy valentine to you all and guys, I pity you
    all kena torture like hell muah ha ha ha ah ah!!!

    I am already bullet proof !!

    Monday, February 12, 2007


    Today in the office.

    First one of my sales person went to Genting last night and
    watched this face changing art show from China. She was so
    excited and came back and showed us what she has recorded
    via hand phone -_-"

    My other sales person watched the whole 10 minutes short
    clip happily !! Noisy and a lot of sound mia video clips ok ?

    I almost stood up and " Oi ! No government ah ? " but I didn't.

    I also didn't shout:" Oi ! Boh Cheng Hu ah 没 政 府 ah? ? "
    did i ?

    Just now the whole office became noisy again cause the our
    annual dinner arrangement has this lucky draw, menu & dish
    discussion and everything.

    I almost stood up and " Oi ! No need to work ah ? "but I didn't.

    It's 12 pm right now and the whole office is deserted cause
    everyone has gone for lunch.

    I almost stood up and " Oi ! No need to work ah ? " but I didn't
    because I went for lunch just now at 11:30 am buah ha ha ha ha!!

    I didn't oi at everyone cause it is Chinese New Year mood and
    everyone is excited and happy about it.

    I didn't oi at my staff because Chinese New Year is really important
    for Chinese company like this one.

    I didn't oi at my staff because I appreciate them very much, and
    what the hell, one rampage a year and one crazy week a year would
    not hurt the business, right ?

    Me:" Oi oi oi !! Where is my Ang Pao ?? where is my
    Ang pao

    Oh did you know that in some other places ( then malaysia ) the
    red packet that you get during Chinese New Year is not called
    Ang Pao ( 红 包 ) ? It is called Lai Shi ( 利 事 ) instead.

    So where the heck is my Ang Paoliggem and Lai Shilinggem ??

    Where ? Where where ???

    Happy Chinese New Year 2007 and may you all have a good
    and prosperous year ahead.

    Fly me to the moon!

    Yesterday I was walking along Jalan Alor after having brunch
    with Fat Lady and her brothers. We were walking towards the
    car park beside at the end of the road ( downhill ).

    There was this couple holding hands walking towards me, and
    they were walking side by side, like very 恩 爱 like that -_-".

    I was walking alone as Fat lady and the rest were at the back.

    2 meter away from me and the couple are still walking side by
    side towards me, what the hell ?? they were expecting me to
    give way to 2 person so they could continue to hold hands and
    walk straight ? Am I invisible ? Or I am that thin that they
    couldn't notice me ? ( gee that would be good ! )

    I became damn dulan, I inhaled a lot of air in my chest and the
    chest expanded from 42 inches to 82 inches ( ladies, don't get
    jealous ok ? ) and I stood there like a rock !!!

    Want me to give way? Can !! But this is just not the way !!!

    Seeing these, the couple became damn worried and their went
    apart, one at the front and one at the back, and avoided me

    I said," Smart choice !! " and they ran away really fast....

    What would happen if I stood there and they continue to walk
    and hit me ?

    Probably they would fly to the moon if I push them gently.

    Perhaps they would fly to the next Galaxy if I push hard!!

    If I don't push, perhaps they would land at Sekinchan or Sabak
    Bernam kot ?

    Of course I would not push them or purposely hit them on the
    shoulder, my 10% British blood just wouldn't allow me to do
    that. -_-"

    So next time if you see me standing infront of you with my chest
    expanded and pushed to 82 inch until the 乳 沟 also come out...

    You'd better run or you could walk past me nicely , if you choose to
    confront me, 20 seconds later you would be either landing in the
    moon ( oxygen mask required ), Sabak Bernam or Sekinchan, and
    sometimes Jawa Teluk Intan ok ?

    Stupid couple !!

    How to save RM 5.00

    How to save RM 5.00 or US Dollar 1.43238 ??

    Very very simple, sleep from 7 pm onwards on Sunday night
    till Monday morning and go to work directly, buah ha ha ha !!

    Yesterday (Sunday) woke up at 7 am something and went
    doing a lot of things outside and finally able to go home and
    rest at 6 pm something.

    Rest means nap, but a nap sometimes would turn into sleep
    and sleep might turn into hibernate.

    Hence, I napped hibernated from 7pm plus of
    yesterday till this morning -_-" .

    I wonder what happened to me, must be the chocolates that I
    took which contains sleeping agent eh ?

    Anyway, this morning I felt really fresh and energetic and woke
    up at 6:30 am. Went poo poo and prepare breakfast and

    By the way, Kuala Lumpur and Petaling Jaya, in fact the rest of
    Malaysia is really really hot these days eah ??

    When I was a kid I remember in the morning when I woke up
    there was a feeling called Cold one you know ? But now, knnbbq
    every morning also woke up with T shirt which is partially wet,
    not because of the wet dream ( old man don't get wet dream no
    more ) , because the weather is so damn hot !!

    Took bath and everything, and whole forehead full of sweat again?

    that's typical morning for me.

    I missed the kampung morning which was so cold that after one
    take bath his/her lips become pale or purple in colour, the nipple
    became hard like rock and the kkc shrunk like peanuts lolrotf !!

    But I skipped Dinner last night and saved RM 5 anyway, yahoo !!

    Yahoo !!

    Sunday, February 11, 2007

    When I was younger.

    OMG someone forwarded this to my email.

    Why am I having a very familiar feeling one?

    Need to go jogging , need to go jogging now!!!

    Lucky Mat Rempit !!

    Friday night when I was coming back late from Ampang
    towards Damansara I was cruising on Jalan Tun Razak.

    It was around 12:20 am and fat lady was the co-pilot and
    she was busy checking surrounding air traffic.

    F-117 ( Soon to be renamed to Delinda Deline, lovely eh? )
    was crusing at around 80kmph because Jalan Tun Razak
    was still rather busy then.

    A warm Friday night and weekend in KL, what would you
    expect to see ?

    As usual, Mat Rempit just loves to roam and foam on Friday
    night. ( Now where are our police officers? ) and when I
    passed the PWTC there was a group of Mat Rempit started
    to accelerate and began their stunts in groups.

    Typical and standard would be drive fast, zip zap between
    cars, and bend their body to reduce air resistance so that
    their torso and head would be like on the motorbike seat
    and headlamps area.

    And in my F-117 radar showed that there were about 6 of
    them, I told co pilot, " Look, bogey 12, 2, 9 and 7 o clock !"

    Copilot:" Sgt, it is 12:15 am midnight now sir! why are you
    saying 12 o clock, 2 o clock, 9 o clock leh ? "

    Me bite my fingers !!!! And almost press the co pilot eject
    button and let co pilot eject to Kuala Selangor !!! Cis!!

    Copilot:" Let me see your watch, something wrong meh?"

    Copilot:" Told you don't buy Jalan Petaling Rolex liao lok!
    now all time wrong liao !! "

    Oh I was so depressed !!! What to do ? what do to?

    Me -_-" and beh tahan liao and shouted :
    " Look out there, bogeys everywhere !"

    Copilot 如 梦 初 醒 and :" Oh ! I see them I see them!! Could
    I arm the weapon and shot them down?"

    Copilot activated the AAM and 20mm canon gun.

    HUD had the 6 of the targets and target locked, " Beep"

    20mm would spray 4 down, the rest 2 via AAM.

    Copilot:" We've got tone! We've got tone !!"

    The mat rempits went further like 20 meters infront of
    F-117 and that would be perfect spot for target.

    Copilot:" We've got tone ! Target locked in sight!"

    Me:" Forget it! Not worth it ! Disengage ! Disengage!"

    Me:" Let others teach them a lesson, we don't fire
    unless we were fire upon, remember?"

    Me:" We practice evasive maneuvering and defensive
    maneuvering, remember?"

    I didn't know that my decision has actually saved that
    guy's life somehow.

    Copilot:" Affirmative ! Target abort ! Abort ! "

    And suddenly one of the Mat Rempit which was leading
    the formation had a big vibration and his back tyre went
    shaking left and right, like you know after people pee wee
    they shake the kkc left and right, left and right like that.

    F-117 HUD displayed the speed of mat rempit was fast
    reducing from 90-100kmph to 80, 60, 40 ....

    And the tail lights of the troubled mat rempit went off
    and I believe that his engine went busted !!

    And his bike was at the fast lane where everyone was
    traveling around 90kmph, luckily F-117 was 20 meter
    behind him and not some Ah Beng Waja Modified to
    Evo Lansir Lancer.

    If F-117 wasn't there to block some traffic.

    If F-117 wasn't keep at least 20 meter distance.

    If my experiance didn't tell me that a tiny 100cc
    engine would bust and peciah like there is no

    Perhaps me or the Lancer behind would crash on
    him and send him to Kuala Selangor.

    Then, someone in Sabak Bernam

    " Mom ! Look ! ET ! ET !! Bike flying over moon!"

    Mom:" Shaddap !"

    The Mat Rempit was really lucky that his bike didnt'
    tumble and roll because engine burst and jam could
    cause people to loose control, in high speed case
    the bike would langar tiang.

    Co pilot:" Wah! Sgt you've got vision man !"

    Me:" Cheh ! small case ! "

    Co pilot:" You very geng leh ! "

    Me:" Move your hands away from my legs!"

    lolrtof !

    Don't rempit no more you all, go learn computer,
    start a blog, help your parents , teach your
    younger brothers and sister in their homework.

    Appreciate life my friends !!

    Appreciate what you have ok ?

    Happy Weekend !

    Memo from Big Boss.

    Received a memo from big boss from parents company. I had
    a shock of my life when I read the contents of the memo.

    Memo to all Company and Groups of company of XYZ

    From : Mr. T. The Big Big Boss
    Date : 11 Feb 2007

    Memo to all staffs.

    I Mr. T (ic 112233 44 5566 ) hereby declare that from today onwards
    I will spend more time with my family, particular my wife Ms EAS
    ( ic 665544 33 2211 ).

    I will spend less time working, be more caring and polite to my wife,
    spend more time with my family and my kids.

    I will also spend less time in my office and working. I trust that you are
    well advised.

    Thank you,
    Best regards

    Mr. T
    Managing Director of Groups of XYZ

    I saw the memo and became -_-" and two legs in the sky and
    I woke up !!

    Damn, I don't know if this is funny dream or nightmare, recently
    I had too much of dream related to my working life.

    Is that a good sign or bad sign? Anyone?

    Saturday, February 10, 2007

    Who wants to be a millionaire?

    I have extra 15 million euros fund approved.

    If you want to have it, email the guy and tell him that you
    are interested with the 15 million.

    Don't need to thank me.

    Thank this Professor Cheng guy would do.


    Friday, February 09, 2007


    Someone forwarded the below stuff to me,
    seems funny yeah ?

    The Beauty of "MatheMagic"

    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

    1 x 9 + 2 = 11
    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
    12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
    123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
    1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
    9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
    98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
    987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
    9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
    98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

    Brilliant, isn't it?
    And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

    1 x 1 = 1
    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
    1111 x 1111 = 1234321
    11111 x 11111 = 123454321
    111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
    1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
    11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
    111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

    Thursday, February 08, 2007

    KLCC incident.

    A few days ago I came out from Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre
    and walked towards my parked car.

    Saw a very nice looking BMW coupe parked illegally between the
    space and it irritated me and I cursed cursed cursed.

    Suddenly there was this urge for me to fart.

    So I farted ( not loud, other people can't hear that )

    And the BMW's alarm goes off !!! wtf ??

    My sales manager looked at me," Oi ! What have you done?"

    Me:" What? I farted only woh ? And I farted 4 meters away
    from the BMW woh ! "

    My sales manager ran away fast fast !!

    Me:" What ? Not smelly one ! no smell one ! come and sniff
    and you would know ! "

    lolrtof !

    老 婆

    男 人: 真 想 和 你 结 婚 !!

    女人:真的吗 (哇真开心)

    男人:真的 lah !!


    男人:因 为 我 想 打 老 婆,然 后 逃 之 夭 夭 !!!

    lolrotf !!

    Wednesday, February 07, 2007

    Trajedi yang paling dasyat 2007 !!

    Semalam aku ternampak mayat lipas yang telah mati 2-3 hari
    dengan kakinya menghala ke langit.

    Mayat tersebut dijumpa dalam kereta kesayangan saya.

    Terkejut aku yang teramat !!

    Satu satu sebab lipas ini mati dalam kereta saya adalah

    Adakah kereta aku begitu kering kontang sehingga lipas pun
    boleh mati kelaparan ?

    Adakah aku begitu miskin papa sehingga lipas pun boleh
    mati kelaparan dalam kereta aku ?

    Aisehman !! lain kali terpaksa letak sedikit roti dan biskut
    agar lipas dan lain lain organisma tidak akan mati kelaparan
    dalam kereta aku lagi !!

    Dalam ajaran agama aku, adalah tidak baik untuk menyebabkan
    kehidupan lain mati kerana saya.

    Namomitofu !!

    Saturday, February 03, 2007

    At Chiu !!

    Me:" Ath Chiu ! "

    Mr Chew:" Kai Hong, you called me ? "

    Me:" No, Mr Chew, I wasn't calling you, I have running nose!"

    Mr Chew:" Oh ok, don't play play with my name ok ? "

    Me -_-"

    And oh no, after about 4 months from the Great Flu my nose
    is started to spray the cendol all over the monitor again.

    Must be the air quality again, or am I eating not enough
    of fried chicken lately?

    The Rock.

    In Gua Musang area there are a lot of limestone hill and structure
    just like these.

    Driving through them and going back home ? Priceless !!

    One of the day perhaps I should come here and explore a little bit.

    Like John Rambo masuk hutan like that.

    183km to go before reaching Kota Bharu from this spot.

    Rainy days in Kelantan.

    Went back to Kelantan and made a quick pit stop at
    Gua Musang at 6:45 am.

    Sleep and rest until 7:20 am. Woke up and saw the
    scene where the clouds were low and dense.

    Took out the V3 and started killing memory space
    again. buah ha ha ha ha.

    Featuring F-117 with Cargo Bay opened.

    By the way, F-117 would most probably be renamed to
    Delinda Deline really soon.

    F-117 seems to be too muscular sometimes.

    Jalan Tebrau, Johor Bharu.

    My current wall paper. Sony V3 with wide angle lenses.

    ISO 100, exposure time = 2.00 sec, f=3.2, 7mm.

    Boing 737 in my office.

    This morning the cleaning lady was cleaning up the office using
    vacuum cleaner and it's an industrial standard vacuum sucker
    cleaner I tell you.

    The whole morning there was like a Boing 737 parking infront of
    my desk and ready to take off like that.

    The turbine sound, the motor sound and everything reminds me
    of the good old days at the air port.

    When I was a kid in Kota Bharu my parents used to bring me to
    KB airport to watch the planes taking off and landing and everything.

    After the plane landed or before taking off they would be parked
    near the main airport building for loading and unloading purpose.

    Dang I really missed the days really really much.

    Unisex toilet and baby user.

    A few days ago in the office.

    Konnie :" Ah Pa Ah Ma !!! Iyerrrrrr !!!! "

    Me:" What happened ? "

    Konnie:" Mr Nel go into toilet and never lock the door, I
    push the door and saw him pee pee , not facing me lah !"

    Me -_-" wtf ?

    After Nel finished his business he walked out.

    Konnie:" Why you go toilet never lock door one ?"

    Nel:" I close the door already mah ! Just like my home !"

    Konnie:" This is the office ok ? And this area also we have
    unisex toilet, please be careful next time ok ?"

    Nel:" Ok loh ! Ok loh ! "

    Me two legs in the sky !!

    Why nowadays there are a lot of babies working in the
    office one ??? Why ?? Why ??? Why ????

    Friday, February 02, 2007

    Centipedes attack -_-"

    For the past few days there has been a lot of centipedes presence at the
    bathroom that I am using.

    Being a person who didn't like to be stung or get a bite from them, I had
    to terminate each of every of them, sorry oh Tuhan yeah !!

    There was first a baby centipedes like 1 or 2 weeks ago, I was applying
    soap that time, so I just put some soap foam on the baby centipedes and
    it went to heaven directly reporting to the officer up there.

    Reason? Bugs and insects breath via small holes on their body, and soap
    foam or soap water could block these small little air holes and they would
    suffer instance suffocation and goes bye bye.

    2 or 3 days ago an Uncle Centipede came and visit me when I was in the
    bath room again.

    Ok , you want to borrow soap foam ? Let me give you soap foam.

    Upon soaked in the soap foam the uncle Centipede ( 3 inch long ) went
    motionless and I thought it went to heaven already.

    Tackled it a little bit and it moved again actively like snake -_-"

    Ok fine, you don't like soap ? How about chop chop ? Used an water
    wiper and chop kao it's head off !! And throw it away.

    Yesterday at toilet Fat Lady was brewing kekwa tea in the wash
    room and:" Mueeeekkkkwaaaaaaaaa !!! Apah Amah !! "

    Me:" Oi what happen ? "

    Fat Lady:" wtfknnbbq centipede lah ! "

    Me:" Where ? "

    Fat Lady:" Nuh ! Near the cracks there ! "

    Me:" Hmm, big or small ? "

    Fat Lady:" You see for yourself lah ! "

    Me spray spray water and saw Aunty Centipede ( also 2 inches long -_-")

    Crikey !!! What the hell ? Has the bath room turned into the hive for
    the centipede ?

    and Fat Lady reached the Dettol and gave it a small cup.

    Me:" Wtf ? Dettol is good for killing germs ok ? Not centipede ?"

    Fat Lady:" kih kih kih kih !! "

    Me:" To kill it or slow it down, soap foam is good ! "

    Me made soap foam and apply on the Aunty centipede and it 2 sec
    it became motionless !!

    Fat Lady:" Wah ! Canggih lah you ! "

    Me:" Actually it is not dead yet, just no motion, see ? "

    I sprayed some water on the Aunty centipede and it started moving
    again, snake style movement.

    Fat Lady:" Help help help !! "

    Me:" time to chop chop it's head !" and used the 1 liter Dettol bottle
    to smash the head of Aunty Centipede.

    Unit lost ! Mission accomplished !!

    Fat Lady:" Oh finally it die ! Now go and clean it up ! "

    Me:" No way ! "

    Fat Lady:" Why ? "

    Me:" cause I takut centipede very very much ! "

    Fat Lady lolrotf ! And used some titus paper and clean up the
    mess and oh ! There was a nother 2cm baby centipede, kena
    the soap foam and died on the spot.

    That's what we call Ham Kar Chan !!

    Hopefully tonight the grandfather and grandmother centipede
    will not wait for me on my toilet seat and give my ass a stung!

    That time it's my buttock to Ham Kar chan liao !!

    Pain pain !! pain pain !!