A few days ago I came out from Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre
and walked towards my parked car.
Saw a very nice looking BMW coupe parked illegally between the
space and it irritated me and I cursed cursed cursed.
Suddenly there was this urge for me to fart.
So I farted ( not loud, other people can't hear that )
And the BMW's alarm goes off !!! wtf ??
My sales manager looked at me," Oi ! What have you done?"
Me:" What? I farted only woh ? And I farted 4 meters away
from the BMW woh ! "
My sales manager ran away fast fast !!
Me:" What ? Not smelly one ! no smell one ! come and sniff
and you would know ! "
lolrtof !
2 comments:
U know what aar, mebbi the owner saw you from far and noticed u cursing. So he set on the alarm to play play with u laah ha ha ha
-_-" maybe you are right.
But i was cursing so soft that it was more like a whispering and only ants and wind could hear me.
But then again, perhaps that fler knows Lips Reading lolrotf !
Happy Chinese New Year !!!
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