Centipedes attack -_-"

For the past few days there has been a lot of centipedes presence at the
bathroom that I am using.

Being a person who didn't like to be stung or get a bite from them, I had
to terminate each of every of them, sorry oh Tuhan yeah !!

There was first a baby centipedes like 1 or 2 weeks ago, I was applying
soap that time, so I just put some soap foam on the baby centipedes and
it went to heaven directly reporting to the officer up there.

Reason? Bugs and insects breath via small holes on their body, and soap
foam or soap water could block these small little air holes and they would
suffer instance suffocation and goes bye bye.

2 or 3 days ago an Uncle Centipede came and visit me when I was in the
bath room again.

Ok , you want to borrow soap foam ? Let me give you soap foam.

Upon soaked in the soap foam the uncle Centipede ( 3 inch long ) went
motionless and I thought it went to heaven already.

Tackled it a little bit and it moved again actively like snake -_-"

Ok fine, you don't like soap ? How about chop chop ? Used an water
wiper and chop kao it's head off !! And throw it away.

Yesterday at toilet Fat Lady was brewing kekwa tea in the wash
room and:" Mueeeekkkkwaaaaaaaaa !!! Apah Amah !! "

Me:" Oi what happen ? "

Fat Lady:" wtfknnbbq centipede lah ! "

Me:" Where ? "

Fat Lady:" Nuh ! Near the cracks there ! "

Me:" Hmm, big or small ? "

Fat Lady:" You see for yourself lah ! "

Me spray spray water and saw Aunty Centipede ( also 2 inches long -_-")

Crikey !!! What the hell ? Has the bath room turned into the hive for
the centipede ?

and Fat Lady reached the Dettol and gave it a small cup.

Me:" Wtf ? Dettol is good for killing germs ok ? Not centipede ?"

Fat Lady:" kih kih kih kih !! "

Me:" To kill it or slow it down, soap foam is good ! "

Me made soap foam and apply on the Aunty centipede and it 2 sec
it became motionless !!

Fat Lady:" Wah ! Canggih lah you ! "

Me:" Actually it is not dead yet, just no motion, see ? "

I sprayed some water on the Aunty centipede and it started moving
again, snake style movement.

Fat Lady:" Help help help !! "

Me:" time to chop chop it's head !" and used the 1 liter Dettol bottle
to smash the head of Aunty Centipede.

Unit lost ! Mission accomplished !!

Fat Lady:" Oh finally it die ! Now go and clean it up ! "

Me:" No way ! "

Fat Lady:" Why ? "

Me:" cause I takut centipede very very much ! "

Fat Lady lolrotf ! And used some titus paper and clean up the
mess and oh ! There was a nother 2cm baby centipede, kena
the soap foam and died on the spot.

That's what we call Ham Kar Chan !!

Hopefully tonight the grandfather and grandmother centipede
will not wait for me on my toilet seat and give my ass a stung!

That time it's my buttock to Ham Kar chan liao !!

Pain pain !! pain pain !!