Wednesday, September 26, 2007
*~~ **作者：劉墉**~~ *
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*我們可以引申** - **只有當一對夫妻，有一天成了「無性夫妻」，
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*跳完舞可以去** PUB**，**PUB **…** **回來還有用不完的精力。*
幹什麼還裝？上班管孩子，累死了，誰還有什麼情緒？』** ** *
*問題是，你必須知道** **- **你有，她不一定有；
**- **離開，甚至即使會凍死，他們也要離開。 ***
*你看過羅伯** J**•華勒寫的《麥迪遜之橋》嗎？笑死人了！** *
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*人** ……**可以老化，但不能腐化；婚姻可以老化，也不能腐化。** *
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Monday, September 24, 2007
on this day, the moon ( 15th August of Chinese Calendar )
would be extremely round and perfect and nice.
It is the time where us kids would go out and scout and patrol
with lantern with 2 boxes of candle in our pocket and a box of
And all of us kids would be equipped with Rm1.20 ( usd 0.35 )
lantern with candles would be roaming the street of our village
and meet friends and get chased by neighbors dogs and goose.
Sometimes there would be blur friends of us who fall into drain
and got a big boo boo on his /her head cause it was too darn dark.
The lanterns back then were made of thin plastic with thin frame
made of bamboo or metal wire. Typical design was square, some
with Ultraman, Superman design... and there were very little
eletronic or electrical one, and there wasn't any Pokemon or
Hello Kitty or stuff like that, luckily !
Some of the friends lantern was made of Milo Tin, Milk Tin and
once I saw a few lantern made of pamelo's skin -_-" omgbbq !!
We always laughed at the guy who has lantern made of pamelo
cause it was darn heavy and sort of wet and was really not stable.
The poor guy's bamboo stick that used to carry the pamelo's
lanttern was always stretched and seems like it was going to
break like that lolrotf !
Sometimes our lanterns would ended up get burnt ( 40% chances )
and sometimes someone's pant or skirt might get a burn hole
( 20% chances ) and 100% the time, we would be really happy.
Darn the guy with lantern made of pamelo's skin never get burnt
or caught fire, and ours always ended up 100% gone or with a big
hole lolol !!
And after that we would go back to yards, have some celebration by
eating mooncakes ( boy by then we had tausar flavour only ) and chew
some roasted groundnuts. The favourites drink back then ? 7 Up my
friend !! 7 up ! Cold 7 up + ground nuts + a mouthful of tausar
mooncake omg !!
And we would just sit there and talk cock whole night without being
chased to bed by parents and grandma, and right now I can't
remember what did we talk, must be some ambition thing or the
funny things or puppy love things yeah ?
you ask me if I was happy by then ?
I was really really happy, maybe that time I didn't realized that but
now the more I think of it the more happier I am that I had such an
Darn Kuala Krai was a nice place !!
In 1982 and 1983:
Oh by the way that time a drum of mooncake ( 4 pcs of mooncakes )
cost rm 2.00 or something and the taste was so pure and sweet : )
Today I saw a basic mooncake on sale with tausar inside, Rm 5.50 -_-"
Darn Kuala Krai is still a nice place !!!
Fat Lady is always puzzled that why the heck that
I love to eat mooncake so much after 7 years knowing me.
I was trying to recall the good old time and the memory that
I missed so much, that I could only seen and feel during my
Darn ! Kuala Krai I miss you so much !!!
Friday, September 21, 2007
some of the questions were sort of funny when I think of it
One day, during the night when there was electrical supply
disruption we had our torch and everything.
Suddenly I turned on the torch and put at my left ear, and
ran to my uncle Addy Ho and asked him
" Eh QQ see my right ear, can see light or not ? "
My uncle Addy Ho paused for 3 seconds and then the laughed
until he fall of his chair in dark.
I was like -_-" " what ? What did I say ? "
Really, until today I still can remember the kind of innocent
tone that I had that night.
Kuala Krai mia story...
Bagai burung yang tidak terbang,
Apakah burung yang tidak terbang,
Burung unta rupayna tidak terbang.
This one is for you, my friend who is at East Coast now
standing by the seaside, waiting for the mango to ripe.
But sometimes while you wait for the mango to ripe,
perhaps you could get some coconut around, or some
nasi dagang back in town.
don't just stand there and wait. Move it move it !!!
If you take a look at the attached photo you might wonder
that eh is this a cup of tea or black coffee ?
This is indeed a cup of tea, pu er tea from China.
Last time when people says that these pu er tea is as black
as black ink I used to laugh at them and silly them.
But now.... now... I think it is really black lah !!
Why is that this kind of tea is so dark and black one hor ?
someone has posted a question or trivia like this :
"Name me the food that has fish inside but chicken outside"
So I asked a few friends all over the world and they came
back with a lot of funny funny delicacies that only appears
in our imagination.
Someone told me that there was this dish that they put eggs
into fish, and put the fish into the chicken, and chicken inside
the lamb, the lamb inside camel and cook -_-"
i think that one is from East Asia or something.
And from china they also has this dish where they put stuff
into chickens, and ducks, and pigs and everything.
But they were all wrong cause it was too complex, my question
was "Name me the food that has fish inside but chicken outside"
You don't involve camels, cow, eggs, pigs and spider here...
The answer was so simple when I saw it that I slapped my
forehead and said . " Aiya ya !! "
knnbbq !! It's the food that we grew up with my friend!!!
* lari !!!
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Me:" Wassap ?"
Chris Yuan:" Where can I buy pirated DVD eh ?"
Me:" Oh simple ! "
Chris Yuan:" Oh good, tell me ! tell me !! "
Me:" You go to www.pirateddvd.com.my mar got liao loh ! "
Chris Yuan terus 2 legs in the sky !!
* lari !!
KL is a funny place, funny because the drivers here just love
to cut queue.
Raining day, they cut queue.
Sunny day, they also cut queue.
Morning, they cut queue.
Afternoon, they lagi cut queue.
Night time, they cut queue like no body's business!
The conclusion is that, it's a hobby here or favorite game
for them right here !!
My friends from East Coast came to KL one day and he noticed
this and pointed out to me, he said, " These people never go to
school one is it ? "
I shrug and pity their parents...
In KL, all sort of people loves to cut queue, no matter if you
are rich, poor, big car, small car, male, female or ah kua !!
The drivers just can't sit there and wait for their turn, they
must cut queue cause their time is more important then
your time and my time.
You ?? me ?? we could just wait loh !!
Who ask you and me don't get to own a Honda Accord meh ?
But seriously, i really wonder what is the moral level of these
people you know ?
For such a simple thing like to queue for your turn on the road
also they can't follow, would you expect these people to play
fair and play clean in actual business ?
I seriously doubt that !
A lot of drivers in KL are funny, they only will start digging for toilet hole
when their shit almost come out from their rectum !!
I bet this 7883 is also one of it !!
People queue 500 meters and follow the lane to turn left, and this guy
just simply cut the queue at the last 10 meters, what the hell is wrong
with this guy's brain ? Or he is rushing to dig a toilet hole to wash his
head ? I don't know...
By the way, is there a place where we can send these photo to and
let the authorities to help these people ? I mean help them to wash
their head in the toilet bowl or something ?
Kuala Lumpur is a funny place, well most of the time.
You see, the lorry drives at the fast lane while the rest have
to siam and let them move !!
No wonder these lorry has very high accident rates eh ?
Oh and sometimes these lorries were not properly cleaned
up and the sand and rocks would just keep on falling from
the cargo area and if you are too near behind them, you
risk your windscreen shattered ....
Stay away from these lorries mate !!
Boy sometime I wish that there are more JPJ and police
on the road and issue
to these drivers.
Dulan betul !
Friday, September 07, 2007
wanted to write about, especially in the morning at around
7 am or so, when I was just wake up from sleep.
So many ideas and thoughts to be written down.
But, after taking bath, shaving my face, perhaps some poo
poo and by the time I started my car, all the idea and thoughts
Should I get a notepad and start writing down the points and
Or am I getting old already ?? Neah !!!
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Attached herewith is a photo of the male toilet in my office.
Could you identify which area is the cleanest spot with least
dust and dirt ?
And perhaps give me the reason why would you think that
the spot is the place ? Why ?
If you could correctly tell me which area, i might consider
giving you a big thumb up and perhaps a good lunch the
next time I see you : )
一个16 岁的女孩跟她母亲说她已经2 个月没来了……
" 这样好了，如果生的是女孩，我会留3 家店面，
2 间房子，1栋海边别墅及一个 200万美金的帐
" 如果生的是双胞胎，那就每人继承1 家公司还
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
drink all soft of tea as long as they are not Teh Tarik which is
way too sweet yeah.
One day I took my cup of tea and was walking from pantry back
to my desk and i heard the ladies talking...
Miss A :" Wah kai hong drinking tea again ah ?"
Miss K:" Yeah loh Kai Hong always drink tea one ?"
Miss A:" Kai Hong keep fit ah ? drinking slimming tea ah ?"
Me -_-" and "......... "
Miss K: " Tea nice meh ? No taste one ? "
Miss A :" All the man in this office are like old man like that,
always drink tea one lek ! even Kai Hong drink tea liao !"
Me lagi -_-"
So now, you all know why the world most famous and succesful
riffle is called AK-47 liao yeah ?
Non stop topic and non stop conversation one woh !!
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
down here, by Elvis Presley.... feel so easy
and relax yet got the power....
Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money thats ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
Theres a thousand pretty women waitin out there
And theyre all livin devil may care
And Im just the devil with love to spare
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas
How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
cause even if there were forty more
I wouldnt sleep a minute away
Oh, theres black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on evry deal
All you needs a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas
Viva las vegas with you neon flashin
And your one armbandits crashin
All those hopes down the drain
Viva las vegas turnin day into nighttime
Turnin night into daytime
If you see it once
Youll never be the same again
Im gonna keep on the run
Im gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
Ill always remember that I had a swingin time
Im gonna give it evrything Ive got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shout a seven with evry shot
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas,
Viva, viva las vegas
when people ( especially babies and children and girls ) cries, and
when you do the Ang Ku Ku funny face to them, they would
immediately start laughing and forget about crying one yeah ?
There was a friend of mine who felt so unhappy the other day.
Hence I typed , " Ang Ku Ku ! Ang Ku Ku !! " in the MSN and
she was immediately lolrtof !!
This Ang Ku Ku thing really that powerful meh ?
Darn ! Scary !! Ang Ku Ku !!
I amcurrently doing I was setting up the lap top on stage for the
presentation and there were a few more guys there like the product
Mark is one young chap from the principle and a nice guy.
Mark : " Eh ! Kai Hong, should we put some music during the tea
break ? "
Me:" Oh sure ! I think I have some mp3s in the hard disk. "
Me busy searching for some slow songs and launched them....
Boy that sure felt sentimental and nice and light and easy...
Mark pointed at my nose and asked: " Wtf ? You still use Winamp ah?"
I was like -_-" and gone speechless for 3 seconds....
Then I replied, " You also use match to light your cigarettes lok ?"
Now it was Mark's turn to become speechless.
Me? I of course ran far far away with my hands at the hip like wings
like some football stars and ran around the hall and shout " Wah ha ha
ha ha ha !! Mark still uses matches !! Mark still uses matches like old
man, muah ha ha ha ha ha !!!! "