Monday, August 23, 2010

The One About Char Siew

A team member of mine is a very nice person, when he sees poor
people, he gives them some money, when he sees poor animal, he
tries to help them also. His name is Mr Lee.

One fine day, he came out from restaurant after having lunch. And
after a moment he walked back into the restaurant.

Mr Lee, " Hi boss, can you cut me RM10 of char siew ? Take away "

The boss, " Har ? You just ate your lunch, but well, since it is you... "

The boss chop chop and cut cut some Char Siew and packed them.

Then Mr Lee took the Char Siew and paid the RM10. After that, he
walked to the front of the shop and opened the pack of char siew
and fed those to a dog !!!

The boss, " @*$%^!^^#&*&*($^ You fed my Char Siew to a dog ah?"

Mr Lee, " No mar, the dog very hungry leh !! "

The boss, " knnbbq ! My char siew so limited, not enough already and
yet you fed it to a dog ??? "

Mr Lee, " No mar, the dog very really hungry woh ! "

The boss, " But still !! My char siew woh !! "

Mr Lee, " Sorry loh ! "

The boss, ".......... "

Monday, August 09, 2010

The One About The Post Office.

今天午餐时, 带了两位办公室的小姐出街,路过邮政局。

陈小姐:" 哇 !!! 好久没来邮政局办事了!! 好怀念 lah !!"

我: " 哇!! 陈小姐, 我忘了您那年代没有电脑, 也没电邮, 没用飞鸽传书吗?"

陈小姐:" 哇 liew !! 看我的佛.. 山.. 无.. 影.. 脚.. !!!!!!"

我:" Oi ! 喂!喂! 我在驾车啦 可以不要伤害我吗?"

陈小姐:" 什么飞鸽传书哪? 什么没有电邮的年代哪?想死吗?"

刘小姐 笑得从车后座掉到地上去了。