Friday, October 29, 2004

Pak Tor Part II On 24th October 2004

Continued.... from Part 1

After sending the Japs back to the Hotel located at next to a famous expensive privated Medical Centre in Subang Jaya ( no I will not, I repeat I will not reveil the name of the Subang Jaya expensive Medical Centre, no way ! ), we proceed to the last mission of the day.

From Subang Condo for the Sam Lap Far, we crouched into my tiny Proton Wira and head on to SS2 Petaling Jaya.

On the way, William Ho my boss
asked me, " Oi you open Pasar Malam one ar?"
I replied ," No sir, I work for you only, Sir !"
William," Why your car look like Pasar Malam car like that one?"
I replied," Err Sir!.... to busy do sales, no time to keep car clean, Sir!"

William," Who is this? I mean what is this?" He found my Botak Football Star Figure....
I replied," Some fragnence that I got FOC from Caltex while filling up petrol the other day, Sir!"
William, " Ok.."

I was like, " Whew !"

And there we go, Mr. Steven Loh was sitting at the frond passenger seat, while William sat at the back of the Proton Wira 1.5 GLS :) SS2 here we come.

On the way, we chat about alot of things and the atmosphere was really relaxing.

15 minutes later, we arrived at SS2 , Chow Yang ( in Cantonese it is pronounced Chiew Yong )
and we sit down, time was about 11:00 pm I think or 10:45 pm and we ordered a Hokkien Nooddles and a plate of Lady Finger kena Goreng Sotong..... ha ha ahh a....

While waiting for the food we chat again about various things, and I told them I stayed at opposite house before back to year 1997. And there were advantages and disadvantages here staying to close to Chiew Yong,

Pros : Easy access to nice food, not cheap though
Cons : Damn farking jam on Thursday night cause Pasar Malam :)

And, whops ! Here come our Nooddles + Lady Fingers kena goreng Sotong .... hmmm... smells so damn good ! And oh we ordered 3 glasses of Summui Kat Chai drinks... damn kao this drink......

When William see the noddles and lady fingers kena goreng sotong, he said one very wisdom sentence that I will remember for the rest of my life ,

William :" Wah cannot do this everyday, if like this ah! Chiat Lat !"
Steven :" You are right !"
Me, munch munch munch, kunyahying kunyahying the nice food gulp telan, looked at them innocently and ask, " What.......?"

Well, we chat and eat and chat and eat, the atmosphere was really good, drizzling a little but we didn't care....

Wasn't that wonderful? I think yes.... it was wonderful tonight !!

Wonderful Tonight : Performed by Eric Clapton.

Monday, October 25, 2004

Pak Tor on 24th October 2004

We went to a famous Chinese Restaurant located at the 4th floor of KLCC and arrived there at about 7pm, had a look at the fountain and pool outside the KLCC before that.

After ordering the food, the food served sequence was as below :

1. Shark Fin Soup + Crab Plier <----------- Tiger Beer Number 1 served
2. Abalone ( 3 head, but I see no head :)
3. Lamb Ribs + Fried Vegetable
4. Vagetables + Scallop <------------------ Tiger Beer Number 2 served
5. Lobster with Yee Nooddles.
6. Seven Star Sek Pan, steam with soyce source.
7. Desert = Sweet Mango + Buah Ciku.
8. Bill & Check = RM 1,130.xx wah pieng !

Came out from the restaurant with big air bag at the front, and had a walk in the crowd and heading to the Fountain and Pool outside of KLCC again. It was raining drizzling then, but the lights to the Twin Towers are on and it looked nice. There were couples sitting in the rain at the staircase before the fountain and well they made people mellow.

Suddenly realised that I didn't come to KLCC especially the fountain area for very very long time since I moved out from Ampang and finished my student life. Actually KLCC is a very good place to visit I guess for a walk and windows shopping. Stuff are not cheap if there is no mega sales or super offer there.

After the KLCC walk in the cloud.. .. er.. .. I mean crowd we head on to Kuala Lumpur Tower which is about 2 km away from KLCC. Arrided there without any problem cause the traffic was clear, passed by, Tourism Board, Hard Rock Cafe, Shangrila Hotel and some famous pub and finally we were at the foot of famous Kuala Lumpur Tower ( KL Tower aka Telekom Tower ).

This tower is currently ranked number 4 tallest telecommunication tower in the world. Just behind the Canada, Russia, and Shang Hai tower if I am not wrong. The entrance fee were :

1. RM15 for foreigner
2. RM 8 for local ( Must provide your My Card with Smiling Photo )

I was wondering that, man , why is that a discrimination for foreigner. Why do they have to pay more..... and the answer ? right there when we arrived at the observation deck. Oh and there is a revolving ( rotating ) restaurant 1 floor above the observation deck. They have buffet lunch and dinner there I heard, and the food there, err.... good for those who wish to cut down on their body weigh I guess :)

Anyway, when we walked out from the lift, I immediately realised why is there an RM 7.00 diffrence for foreigner and local. The foreigner actually are provided with a MPEG player or audio player that explains and discribes and introduce the scenary that is seen from the observation deck... the atmosphere was so cool, air cond was good, light was dim, minimum noise and the sky was clear, I didn't know how far that we could see but it was one of the best weather available because the it was raining quite heavily for the past week. Hence the sky was really ok, feel like stepping the whole world under my foot. Geee.. those staff working at KL Tower must have their ego cause they step ... hey I am standing on your blardy head !! I am higher then you are !! ... and I am in a 4th highest tower in the world which could withstand the wind pressure up to 90miles per hour.... he he he...

Alright, finally we finished watching and ( listenting ) the 11 or 12 availeble angle for Klang Valley and head back to our vehicle. It was still drizzling and it was so nice weather in KL.
Traffic back to Subang Jaya ? Perfect with minimum vehicle on the road except Federal Highway and Brickfield...

It would be a best event and atmosphere to ask for proposal under this drizzling day with cool atmosphere, but sitting next to me was not my girlfriend or any sweet young thing, they were :

1 Mr. William Ho from MJC ( My boss )
2 Mr. Steven Loh at front passanger side
3. Mr. Naha our security head driving the company van
4. Mr. Adachi from JVC
5. Mr. Korata from JVC

Oh a wonderful night, a wonderful dinner, a wonderful walk at KLCC, and a wonderful atmosphere with a group of all grown up man was .... I would say unique but I enjoyed it so much, really? yes ! really really.

Thursday, October 21, 2004




Some good pick up lines.


HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

He : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She : Burrp..
He : What's wrong?
She: I think I have just vommit in my mouth.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may appreciate
good humor)

Knock knock, what time is it now?

Click at the below link to see what time is it, in a... err... funny way :

Just move your mouse to the link, right click and insysallah you can Open in new windows.

Clock One

Clock Two

Clock Three

Clock Four

Don't be late to your next appointment, and don't let people waiting for you ok?

Some people, while waiting for people will be face black black one you know?

Some people just cannot wait,
cannot wait for girlfriend make up lah,
cannot wait for girlfriend to chose and make decision which dress to wear lah,
cannot wait for girlfriend to finish unfinished work from office lah,
cannot wait for girlfriend to do shopping lah,
cannot wait for girlfriend to go outstation so that he can luan luan lai lah,
you know, some people just cannot wait.... how?

This kind of people, because they cannot wait, they rather pay money to use the highway or make a big extra 10 Km distance route just to avoid a few traffic light.


This blog contribution is from Chen Ah Jet the Jetgeliggem from Singapore... thanks Jet !

Friday, October 15, 2004

Cara yang boleh dapat Free Credit pada prepaid phone.

Cara mereload prepaid tanpa membayar duit. Pelik kan.

Aku dapat daripada member yg keje kat kedai hp
kat area2 sekitar ipoh.

Duduk berborak dengan dia aku pun korek lah
rahsia pasal handphone ni. Last-last cair jugak
dia. Dia pun bagi tau lah aku cara-cara nak
mereload prepaid ni secara percuma.

Ok, sila baca keterangan dibawah ni untuk
kegunaan ngkorang...

untuk semua talian 012,013,016,017 dan
019,anda semua selepas ini tak payahlah pergi
ke kedai handphone lagi untuk mereload prepaid
anda. disini ada cara untuk mereload handphone
dengan cara yang agak illegal.. tapi cara
mereload handphone ini hanya boleh digunakan
pada 20 hingga 30 haribulan pada setiap bulan.
Ini kerana setiap talian ini di upgrade pada
masa- masa ini.

Ok, kepada pengguna talian
012,013,016,017,019, dail 1415007 dan tunggu
dalam 5 saat dan anda akan dengar seperti
bising, tunggu sehingga bunyi itu hilang dan dail
9151 tunggu 3 saat dan tekan nombor telefon anda.

Anda akan dengar dia cakap "please insert you
pin number" masukkan 011785 45227 00734
tunggu selepas dia kata nombor pin selesai,
lepas tu dial 0405 untuk kl dan s'gor, 0406 utk
kawasan lain semenanjung dan 0409 utk sabah

Anda akan mendengar "for airtime top-up press
1723" selepas dail nombor kemudian tekan
nombor telefon anda sekali lagi.
Tunggu selepas bunyi bising selesai, dial
4455147 diikuti 146 selepas 5 saat...

Ok, selepas beberapa saat, anda akan
mendengar "your pin number is accept" anda
terus dail 1007 dan anda akan dengar "your key
number is accept" terus dail 4566 dan anda
akan dengar "your password is accept".
Lepas itu terus dail nombor talipon anda dan
anda akan dengar
"pale hotak kau berjambul 66, kat dalam dunia ni
mana ada
benda yang free, zaman skang nih masuk toilet
pun kena bayar 20

Dan anda terus matikan handphone anda dan
akan kata "jahanam punya orang hantar bulettin
ni!" tapi lepas itu kamu akan forward kepada
rakan-rakan untuk menipu mereka pula....

Sudah lah pi balik buat kerja masing-masing..
Sekian,terima kasih.....

Sunday, October 10, 2004



從前曾搭著膊在照相 公園裡共你比賽攀樹上
還有 甚麼歌 都亂唱
插著褲袋哨子吹響 看夕照是如此漂亮
一切 就這樣分享

時間 製造缺陷 不停
再共我回憶中約定 心裡 就有感應

即使走過幾趟遠路 如何都掙不開歲月擺佈
這刻收一收腳步 為對方拍拍滿身的塵土
好想知你可會快樂 還是終躲不開生活煎熬
只想 你仍安好

還有 熟悉的 那些歌唱

那夕照 仍然很漂亮 跟你 看著同一方


Friday, October 08, 2004

Lam Soon Merge with Parkson ( 8 Oct 2004 )

Received a call from my Remisier this morning,

She said: " Wei you heard that Lam Soon and Parkson merged already ?"

I said :" Yeah meh? Have not read news paper yet !"

She said :" Merged and got listed at KLSE liao loh !"

I asked :" Wah so fast? Under what name?"

She said :" Lam-pa lor "

I reply :" Then help me to buy Lam-pa nor liap ! I will bank in money for you later !"

She said :" Oh ok !"



孩子!當你還很小的時候,我花了很多時間,教你慢慢用湯匙、用筷子吃東西。 教你繫 鞋帶、扣扣子、溜滑梯、教你穿衣服、梳頭髮、擰鼻涕。這些和你在一起的點點滴 滴,是多麼的令我懷念不已。 所以,當我想不起來,接不上話時,請給我一點時間,等我一下,讓我再想一想..... 極可能最後連要說什麼,我也一併忘記。

孩子!你忘記我們練習了好幾百回,才學會的 第一首娃娃歌嗎?是否還記得每天總要我絞盡腦汁,去回答不知道你從哪裡冒出來的嗎?
所以,當我重覆又重覆說著老掉牙的故事,哼著我孩提時代的兒歌時,體諒我.讓我繼續沉醉在這些回憶中吧! 切望你,也能陪著我閒話家常吧!


孩子!如今,我的腳站也站不穩,走也走不動。所以,請你緊緊的握著我的手,陪著我,慢慢的。就像當年一樣,我帶著你一步一步地走。 若為人子女也不懂如何體諒他們,那他們便只能於痛苦中渡過餘生,黑暗中..............逝去...

請把此文章轉發給您的朋友,讓他們知道家人才是最重要的。愛情可以重新再找尋 , 但我們的父母一生卻只得一個,珍惜、珍重。

Someone forwarded this article to me, I feel it's so true and so touching, so love your parents while you still can.

樹欲靜而風不止,子欲養而親不在. 別等了,馬上告訴爸媽你很 sayang 他們的好嗎?現在就做,去吧!

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Kaki Pendek

Posted by Hello Having an ok looking girl ( if follow the rate, she is going to be woman soon ) as your younger sister could be really syiokeliggem sometimes, I don't know why but my sister is so ok looking that she attracted a bunch of kaki pendek a.k.a pigs to stay in her room.... we have Andy, we have Baby, we have Chandler, we have Danny, we have Eugine, got to ask Patrick the Red K-9 to go and wallllaping or do some wallaplinggem on this pigs only ok. How could someone allow so many kaki pendek in her room without thinking about bak kut teh, ku lou yok, pai kuat soup and stuff like that? I really don't know the mind of University student nowadays, somemore a reputable U you know?

Mushroom Soup

Took this picture one fine day after raining, location is opposite of my office in Subang Jaya, gee they produce good mushroom soup nowaday in Subang Jaya too eh? Taken using Sony Ericsson T610 which I lou lap from my sister, bet she is still crying till now..... sob... sob.... "handphone kena rompak oleh abang kandung !" Posted by Hello

Sharon, Me, Fane and Johntim Posted by Hello

Who are you?

Posted by Hello Who are you?

My cousin from Australia saw this and she said:" Wow Ah Hong ko ko you looked nice !"
I told her :" Wait till you see me from my front with my Toyota Air Bag....!"

Got to resume swimming 40 minutes per day, 2 or 3 times a week.

Once someone told me his interview with a Doctor ,

Him :" Doc I heard that swimming can trim down body size correct ah?"
Doc :" Who says?"
Him :" Not sure, but swimming is a good work out for body eh?"
Doc :" You know what?"
Him:" Yes?"
Doc :" You know, whales swim everyday, look at their size , are they slim?"
Him:' Errr..."

Conclusion, swimming cannot help you to slim down, when swimming , think of whales ok?

My name is Alice and I remember everything

My name is Kai Hong and I am doing sales & marketing related job.

Love to swim and read blogs, and spend a lot of time watching CSI and
HBO... could speak like Fox William Mulder, Skinner, Grissom or
Steve, " Arrggh Good Day Mate ! "

Latest movie that I watched?
" My name is Alice and I remember everything...."

Writing a blog, do we call writing a blog? Or blogging is new to me but I sure do
love reading others people blog.

Here there are so many blogs that you just couldn't missed for a day.

If 3 years ago, you will get crazy cause you can't access to your email everyday,
now you have 2 reason to get crazy, check emails and read blogs, i mean really good

Until yesterday,
my daily routine, wake up, read emails, read blogs, work, go home, swim, read blogs

And now,
my new daily routin, wake up, read emails, read blogs, work, blogging, go home, swim,
read blogs again perhaps... hope I am constant about this :)

Got to work on some office documents and customer orders now. To be continued....

Who am I ?
I am Wong Kai hong.... that's all...