Nose Function Failed

This morning after I woke up and take bath, I put on some
Green Tea Eau De Toilette on the shirt because I am going to
see some important customer today.

I sniff sniff the bottle but Oh Shit I can't feel anything !!

My nose is officially off for the next 24 hours I guess.

My nose now could only:

Let me breath at 60% of normal capacity.

Produce some green shit.

Produce some nose shit too! Actually a lot of it.

Can't detect any smell, actually this happened for the
past few days.

Ah ! No wonder !!!! -_-"

That day after I ter"fart"ed in my room for about 10 times,
I told Fat Lady, " No ak, where got smell ? "

She said," Oi ! You want to kill me is it ?"

Me," No lah, but honey where got smell ? " I sniff sniff the air ...

She said," wtfknnbbq it smells like rubbish car here ! "

Me," Eh! You jangan tipu lah ! Takda smell pun ! "

She already covered her head with blanket and everything and
turned on the Emergency Oxygen Supply .... -_-"

Oh perhaps it there was some a little tiny bit
of smell kot, but because my nose can't work, then I can't detect
anything, aiseh ! Sorry betul !!