Holiday at Cherating for free !!

cheers!!


A few weeks ago, some lady from a famous local chained Hotel called
me and asked if I have a free 90 minutes time. ( tele-marketing )
and the product is.. err... some holiday package that you pay
about RM30,000.00 and you could have 7 days free holiday to
their groups of hotels for the rest of your life.

This was the N-th time that I've received this kind of call, and why?
cause perhaps I am famous, wah ha ha ha a !! ( famous cause poor )
and if you go there for the 90 minutes talk and at the end of the
day you didn't sign up, they'll give you a 2 days 1 night free hotel
stay at one of their hotels.

You might find out that I am such an arse for doing this, but I feel
great then, now and for the next 2 weeks time.

I went there promptly, sit down there and the guy began to talk :
" Bla bla bla, bada bing bada bang, bada boom !! "
" Hotels + 7 days + save money + transferable + value! "
" Bla bla bla, wi wang wang.... wi wang wang"

And final question from them, " Mr Wong are you interested?"
I replied," No I am not, thank you !"

Their face colour changed from fair to red, red to black , black to
blue. And one of them collapsed and "BANG" their head on the wall
and floor and began to cry. One of them even kneed and begged
me to sign up.

I of course told them no, cause I only have RM 1,900.00 in my
bank account. How to sign up? RM 30,000 over woh !!!!

I replied firmly, with a little bit of smile " No, thank you !"

Then the one collapsed on the floor wake up automatically, the one
who banged his head on the floor and wall so hard stopped banging
and the guy who kneed stand up and," hmmmmmpphhhhhh !!!! "

and proceed to counter and issued me a 2 days 1 night voucher.
Cost of this I think should be around RM150 to RM 200. + some
slimming discount + free course for my Fat Lady.

Ok, 90 minutes of sitting with these people and I got all these for
free. Not too bad I told myself.

10 minutes later, I was on my way to the car park with the vouchers
in my pocket. Feeling like " Maverick " with full load of cash which I
have cheated and won from the Casino. Laughing all the way home
and start planning for the holiday with my fat lady.

It's like Chinese saying, " One willing to be beaten, one like to beat"
why not make everyone happy? hahahahhaha.....

P/S = Sometimes I really look myself no up one !!!