My stupiak UKM FUU sister !!!

流金歲月的點滴

My sister, my precious !!! heheheheh !! Precious my head !!

She is born in 1984 and yes 22 years old, birthday in Feb and studies in UKM Bangi in Law Faculty ( FUU= Fakulti Undang-Undang ).

How did she manage to do so good in STPM and got herself in the
FUU in UKM is still an unsolved mystery. Somemore she has
inherited:=

1. The Blur Sotong Style from my mother.
2. The Lun Lun Chun Chun from my father.
3. The Sleeping Style from Malaysian Pig.
4. The Eating Style from Malaysian Pig.

Why I say she is blur sotong + lun lun chun chun + babi leh??

A few days ago we were all back to Kota Bharu and the first
dinner was : Satay Ayam + Satay Daging + A lot of Satay Kuah !!

My sister basically doesn't eat the satay kuah, she only DRINKS
them, yes read my lips !! She Drinks The Satay Kuah !!! kekekeke!

How to do this?

1. Open the Satay kuah plastic bag. about 1/2kg each pack/bag.
2. Open the mouth big big facing sky.
3. Aim the Satay Kuah pastic bag to the mouth.
4. Start pouring the Satay Kuah into the mouth.
5. Open throat and let all of the kuah goes into your body.
6. make loud gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp sound !!!!!

How much my sister loves the satay kuah? Imagine this :

Each time when we buy Kota Bharu Jalan Kebun Sultan Satay she
will for sure hijack a pack of 1/2kg Satay Kuah and label it with
her name, with all standard FUU procedure etc.

Sometimes she label the satay kuah as :

1. Bahan Bukti Mahkamah Tinggi.
2. Bahan Bukti Mahkamah Sesyen.
3. CSI Property. Don't Eat !!
4. LVPD Evidence.
5. Contains Human Embrio.
6. Warning ! Bio Hazard !!
7. Contents = Liquid C4. Keep away from kids.
and many more !!!

Ok fine, she will then store the 1/2kg Satay Kuah in a secret place
( our house fridge ) and share the rest of the Satay Kuah with us.
Luckily we always get to squize the Satay seller at least 3 packs
of Satay Kuah when we buy his satay.

If not sure we would have killed each other for the Precious Satay
Kuah, ke ek ek ek e !! So much of a caring family leh !!!

Have you tried to eat plain bread ( those traditional bread, RM 0.70
per pack or RM 0.80 per pack one ) along with Satay Kuah?

If you haven't try this, don't say you are Malaysian ok??

Of course we finished all the Satay + Kuah + Nasi Himpit ( called
Nasi Kapit in Kelantan ) + everything on the table.

Well, everyone was very happy that night with the Satay Kuah and
second day, about 10:30 pm and my sister became Hungor !!!!!

She went to the fridge and cari-cari and key in password + opened
the lock and walla !! the pack of Reserved 1/2 kg satay kuah !!

She then pronounced :" Catherin Willow, LVPD CSI Level 3 working
and all people please stay away !! " -_-'"

She was so happy and perform an Red Indian Smoke Dance...
she sang " We Wang Wang !! We Wang Wang !! We Wang Wang!!"
and " Te Ke Ti ! Te Ke Ta ! Te Ke Ti ! Te Ke ta !!!!

And out of sudden the pack of 1/2 kg of Satay Kuah slipped from
her hand and " Plaaaapppppppp !!!!" on the kitchen floor !!!

And have you seen and heard how the cow shit drops from it's
anus to the ground? I mean the fresh cow crap or feces which
is being discharged fresh from the cow's Mata Dubur...

Well the 1/2kg of satay kuah and the cow crap sounds almost
the same. Cause they are both in semi liquid form. Only that the
cow crap is warm and Satay Kuah was cold from the fridge !!

She shouted out loud helplessly " Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
" My precious !!!!!! "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha !! 1/2 Kg of the Satay Kuah fall on the kitchen
floor and only half of the Kuah remaind eadable !!! kekekekek !!!

She was so up set that night and :" Wu wu wu wu wu :( "

Now that's what I called University Law Student ....

I am really worried about my kids in future, do they have hopes?

-_-"