Amanda & Raymond

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Amanda is my sales co-ordinator and she helps me really a lot in the
daily sales and marketing activities. Jessie is her assistant and both
of them are the "cutest" in the entire office, for year 2004/2005.

Oh and Raymond, Raymond is Amanda's husband. They get married
a few years ago and I think till today both of them are still very
in love with each other...hmmmm.... yeah... babeh !! yeah !!

When Raymond first fall in love with Amanda a few years ago, they've decided to go Solo Dating. Meaning one on one only without other's people.

They've ordered some dishes and rice and you know all those stuff
which the romantic chaps would be ordering.
Menu :

1. Ayam Kampung.
2. Kang Kong Goreng + Sambal Belachan.
3. Bola bola ikan.
4. Tom Yam.
5. Ketam Bakar.
6. Ikan Bakar.

And when the food is served they proceed to enjoy the food and
well the atmosphere was full of "mellow", "love", "tender" and the
aroma of Tom Yam ...hmmm...

Amanda, who is deeply in love with Raymond suddenly had an idea
and said:" Abang ! Abang sayang pada Amanda tak?"

Raymond a bit blur-blur:" Ya yang, Abang memang sayang engkau!"

Amanda," Kalau Abang Sayang Amanda, minta suapkan nasi pada
Amanda, Amanda suka disuap oleh lelaki yang gagah perkasa !
dan lelaki yang penuh dengan kasih-sayang !"

Raymond looked around the Restaurant, hmm, not much people, OK!

So Raymond used a spoon, filled with rice + a bit Kang Kung and
started feeding Amanda ( who looked like a baby fed by the father)
And Oh My Good look at the face of Amanda, so damn enjoying !!!!

So Amanda:" Kunyah-kunyah, kunyah-kunyah !!"

Amanda:"hmmm, Abang, macam ini sangat seronok lah :)"

Raymond:" Ya Sayang, Abang pun seronok !" -_-"

And Raymond filled another spoon of full of rice + kang kung...

Suddenly the Tom Yam smell stimulated Amanda nose and she felt
very itchy deep inside her nose, and she is about to sneeeze !!!!

Oh My God !!! No No No !!

Wheeew !! Luckily Amanda was able to close her mouth with her
hand on time....

But Still a Big O Loud " Ahhhhhhhhhhh Chiiiiii uuuuuuuu !!!! "

Holy Cow, that Sneeze was so powerful that it is recorded at
Rector Scale 9.7 ( Stronger then Sumatra Quake 26 Dec 2004 ).

But luckily Amanda already covered her mouth with her hand because she didn't want to be embarassed infront of Raymond.
And did I mention this is their first time Solo Date?

So the Sneeze of Rector Scale 9.7 has no where to go because
the mouth is shut.

Well the gasses and particles all came out from the nose instead.

Rice, Vegetables, Condol ( Green green stuff like worm ), Tom Yam
and all those stuff was flying at 1200 kmph towards the innocent
and handsome Raymond face.

Raymond was stunt !! Can't move, hand in the sky, with a full spoon
of rice that was suppose to feed Amanda.

Raymond's eyes, full of horror seeing all the debris from Amanda
flying to his direction at full velocity like the movie " Twister !" or
" End of the day " or even " Ultraman Taro !"

Couldn't do anything, just closed his eyes, Raymond did !!

1 second later, Raymond opened his eyes and see, his hand was
still in the sky, spoon still there, rice + kang kung still there.

The only thing diffrent, Amanda looked embarrased after the big O
loud Ahhhh Chiuuu !!!

And wait a minute, OMG there was a rice , a complete rice at
Raymond left cheek and Amanda was so embarrased. Imagine that
the debris from your sneeze ended up at your fiance cheek !!
and this is the first Date only !! Amanda is getting panic !!!

But, Raymond took the rice gently from his cheek and put in his
mouth and eat it !! He freakingly ate the rice !!! While chewing
the rice he said to Amanda,

" Tak apa sayang, I lap piu ! Never mind !"
" Nasi saja, tak apa, tengok, Bang makan aja nasi ini. "
" Hmmmm !! Sedap kerana ada air liur Amanda ! he he he !"

Amanda who was too touched by Raymond move married Raymond
2 months later and they all have a lovely & caring family till forever.

Here I would like to wish Amanda & Raymond always happy and
love each other till the end of time.

kai Hong quickily ran to long kang and vommit after writing this
blog. OMG this is the "geli"est and "wat tat"est story that I've
ever heard. OMG !! OMG !!! Holy Cow !!