What ? Like this also can ?

Today I received a comment from Madam, and I was asked
about a very sensitive question in the blog.

" Mr. Wong, what are you waiting for..... Fast fast kahwin lar,
we all wait until neck long long already.... "

You see, Madam, in Malaysia we have Perlembagaan Malaysia
which says,

" It is forbidden under Section 1994(ii) Mandatory CB Law to
ask, check, test, probe, expedite, speed up, size up add on, to
increase time interval, or in anyway to directly or indirectly to
cause the question of the " To marry or not to marry " or
" To marry fast fast or To mary slow slow ".

The first offender shall be fined RM1,500,000 or to be ordered
by court to do 15 years of community service at Damansara
area, or both.

This issue is under protection clauses of ISA, ISO, PTPTN, KFC,
CIA, FBI, KGB, ICAC, PTU, SJMC, WTFKNNBBQ and shall not
be released to the public even your father is Elvis Presley !!
Also under consideration of the issue linked with APEC, APT,
ARF, AsDB, ASEAN, BIS, C, CP, EAS, FAO, G-15, G-77, IAEA,
IBRD, ICAO, ICC, ICFTU, ICRM, IDA, IDB, IFAD, IFC, IFRCS,
IHO, ILO, IMF, IMO, Interpol, IOC, IPU, ISO, ITU, MIGA,
MINURSO, MINUSTAH, MONUC, NAM, OIC, ONUB, OPCW,
PCA, PIF (partner), UN, UNAMSIL, UNCTAD, UNESCO,
UNIDO, UNMEE, UNMIL, UNMIS, UPU, WCL, WCO, WFTU,
WHO, WIPO, WMO, WToO, WTO, etc knnbbq lolrtof !!

So, you may still ask me " Oi ! When would you be getting married?"

I shall reply," please see the law above first !"

-_-"