老 公 站 在 镜 子 前 欣 赏 自 己 的 老 二
"hmmm...再 多 两 寸 我 就 是 世 界 之 王 了！!"
老 婆 在 床 上 懒 洋 洋 地 说
"hmmmm...再 少 两 寸 你 就 是 世 界 之 王 后 了！!"
Friday, September 30, 2005
Dude !! Where is my car ?
Lesser car on the road nowaday eh?
An orservation made by me for the past 1 or 2 weeks has come back
with a result.
There is definitely less car on the road these 1 or 2 weeks.
Don't you think so? Or you did not notice that?
Normally after the Subang Toll exit of NKVE we would jam at the
bottle next and perform a 12 lane to 2 lane stunt. Wasting about
20 minutes there.
But now, now we need no stunt no more !! 20 seconds and we are
out of the bottle neck.
Why ah? The school holiday is not here yet, and would it be because
it is end of the month ?
I don't know, but I am very glad that there is less car on the road
right now cause I could drive better and safer that way.
Hurray !! Less car on the road.
Even my friends working in Low Yatt Plaza IT mall has told me that
there is less customer coming out for shopping, and definetely less
car on the road from their observation.
What has gone wrong here ?
Dude, where is my car ???
An orservation made by me for the past 1 or 2 weeks has come back
with a result.
There is definitely less car on the road these 1 or 2 weeks.
Don't you think so? Or you did not notice that?
Normally after the Subang Toll exit of NKVE we would jam at the
bottle next and perform a 12 lane to 2 lane stunt. Wasting about
20 minutes there.
But now, now we need no stunt no more !! 20 seconds and we are
out of the bottle neck.
Why ah? The school holiday is not here yet, and would it be because
it is end of the month ?
I don't know, but I am very glad that there is less car on the road
right now cause I could drive better and safer that way.
Hurray !! Less car on the road.
Even my friends working in Low Yatt Plaza IT mall has told me that
there is less customer coming out for shopping, and definetely less
car on the road from their observation.
What has gone wrong here ?
Dude, where is my car ???
KFC and Tau Ba Tau Ba Seng !!
KFC
Today afternoon we went to KFC for lunch, damn happy and
still happy till now.
I went to KFC Sunway with Amanda and Crystal (new girl) and
right now it's 2:11 pm and we are so full !! hehehe ! Burpp !!
The environment was nice, the girls (A&C) were ok , and the air
cond was cold. No problem !! Not to crowded too !!
And the most important thing is that the taste of the KFC fried
chicken is the best !! Damn sedap betul !!
I ordered a 3 pcs original fried chicken dinner plate while Amanda
and Crystal ordered 2 pcs plate each.
Right now I am feeling so damn full, but the happiness and the
satisfaction of having the 2 fried chicken breast + 1 drumstick
is unbeatable !! Holy Cow !!!
A little bit of regret and sorry feeling for my stomach, so much of
swimmings and skipping dinner, feel more sorry now wuu wuu wu!!
So I called Amanda and Crystal into my room, 20 seconds later.
Amanda & Crystal in my room, klammm, door closed behind them.
"Yes boss, anything?" Amanda asked.
"...... " Crystal was quiet. She is still new in this office.
"Yes, I have something to announce to you all !" I said.
Amanda -_-" and Crystal also -_-" :" Yes ???"
Me:" Next time go KFC hor, don't let me order 3 pcs ok ke?"
Amanda and Crystal :" Harrr ? "
Me:" If I order 3 pcs like just now, now stomach like want to explode
like that you know??"
Amanda:" Oh ! " Crystal :" Ok !"
Me:" If next time I insist that I want to order 3 pcs or you see my face
like wanted to order 3 pcs, please stop me immediately ok?"
A&C :" Roger that ! Boss !!!"
Me:" If I die die also want to order 3 pcs, you all have to pull me away
and restrain me from doing so ok?"
A&C -_-" :" Harrr ? So serious ah?"
Me :" Yes !! No matter what it takes, you mustn't let me order 3 pcs ok?"
Crystal:" But... but... but ... " -_-"
Me : " But what ?"
Crystal :" But, boss if you act like a kid and rolling on the floor left and right
and shout I want 3 pcs !! I want 3 pcs !! I don't care I want 3 pcs !! how??"
Me :" Hmmm.... in that case, you pull me up and bitch slap me !!!"
Crystal :" Harrr ?? Can meh ? Need meh ?"
Me :" You must do that !! I am ordering you to do that, I am givin you the
//Surat Kuasa// now ok? I kasi you power to do that, you must Tau Ba Tau
Ba Seng me until I stop ok?
兜 巴 兜 巴 这 样 来 星 ！！
大 力 大 力 这 样 来 星 ！！" ok???
A&C already 2 legs in the sky and ROTFLOL after I said that I am going to
kasi them //Surat Kuasa// already.
Damn !! Very full ah !! Help !!
And you, yes you !!! Next time you see me ordering 3 pcs, or if you see me
wanted to order 3 pcs plate of chicken, you know what to do lah ok?
3 pcs !!??? Cannot liao !!
Any by the way, I don't have my office, I am sharing a big office with
other 8 person. And I am certainly not the boss too !!
But the 3 pcs friend chicken, the taste of the food, the Kekenyangan of my
stomach , Amanda and Crystal are real, till now still real !!!
Help !!!
Today afternoon we went to KFC for lunch, damn happy and
still happy till now.
I went to KFC Sunway with Amanda and Crystal (new girl) and
right now it's 2:11 pm and we are so full !! hehehe ! Burpp !!
The environment was nice, the girls (A&C) were ok , and the air
cond was cold. No problem !! Not to crowded too !!
And the most important thing is that the taste of the KFC fried
chicken is the best !! Damn sedap betul !!
I ordered a 3 pcs original fried chicken dinner plate while Amanda
and Crystal ordered 2 pcs plate each.
Right now I am feeling so damn full, but the happiness and the
satisfaction of having the 2 fried chicken breast + 1 drumstick
is unbeatable !! Holy Cow !!!
A little bit of regret and sorry feeling for my stomach, so much of
swimmings and skipping dinner, feel more sorry now wuu wuu wu!!
So I called Amanda and Crystal into my room, 20 seconds later.
Amanda & Crystal in my room, klammm, door closed behind them.
"Yes boss, anything?" Amanda asked.
"...... " Crystal was quiet. She is still new in this office.
"Yes, I have something to announce to you all !" I said.
Amanda -_-" and Crystal also -_-" :" Yes ???"
Me:" Next time go KFC hor, don't let me order 3 pcs ok ke?"
Amanda and Crystal :" Harrr ? "
Me:" If I order 3 pcs like just now, now stomach like want to explode
like that you know??"
Amanda:" Oh ! " Crystal :" Ok !"
Me:" If next time I insist that I want to order 3 pcs or you see my face
like wanted to order 3 pcs, please stop me immediately ok?"
A&C :" Roger that ! Boss !!!"
Me:" If I die die also want to order 3 pcs, you all have to pull me away
and restrain me from doing so ok?"
A&C -_-" :" Harrr ? So serious ah?"
Me :" Yes !! No matter what it takes, you mustn't let me order 3 pcs ok?"
Crystal:" But... but... but ... " -_-"
Me : " But what ?"
Crystal :" But, boss if you act like a kid and rolling on the floor left and right
and shout I want 3 pcs !! I want 3 pcs !! I don't care I want 3 pcs !! how??"
Me :" Hmmm.... in that case, you pull me up and bitch slap me !!!"
Crystal :" Harrr ?? Can meh ? Need meh ?"
Me :" You must do that !! I am ordering you to do that, I am givin you the
//Surat Kuasa// now ok? I kasi you power to do that, you must Tau Ba Tau
Ba Seng me until I stop ok?
兜 巴 兜 巴 这 样 来 星 ！！
大 力 大 力 这 样 来 星 ！！" ok???
A&C already 2 legs in the sky and ROTFLOL after I said that I am going to
kasi them //Surat Kuasa// already.
Damn !! Very full ah !! Help !!
And you, yes you !!! Next time you see me ordering 3 pcs, or if you see me
wanted to order 3 pcs plate of chicken, you know what to do lah ok?
3 pcs !!??? Cannot liao !!
Any by the way, I don't have my office, I am sharing a big office with
other 8 person. And I am certainly not the boss too !!
But the 3 pcs friend chicken, the taste of the food, the Kekenyangan of my
stomach , Amanda and Crystal are real, till now still real !!!
Help !!!
Thursday, September 29, 2005
The Art of Speaking !! Lesson 1
Art of speaking.
Yesterday while I was chatting with an old buddy of mine
since secondary school, i have re-learned something important
and fun.
When I was younger ( about 10 to 15 years ago ) I tend to
talk straight from my heart and mind without any second
thought or consideration, or filtering at all.
No polished, indirect and selective words. Results were often
quick, and some times people get annoyed or pissed of
because of the too direct and non-filtered communication.
Example, 1996 I was working in a big Restaurant and I was
about 19 years old. And there was an mid 30s or 40s lady
who was my leader,
One day I call her :" Errr, aunty ah, this one hor.... "
She -_-" and screwed me !!
She replied:" Hei ! Don't you ever, ever call me aunty !! "
I -_-" and :" Oh sorry !"
She added:" Call me xiao jie (miss) "
I -_-" and :" Oh sorry and ok !"
I remember this incident till today and I think in future too!!
Never call people aunty unless you are under 8 years old.
or that aunty is really aged 80 and above.
Any women or lady which is age from 18 to 80, to play safe
you better salute them with "Miss" "xiao jie" or "美女 " or to some
extreme case, "Leng Lui !" LOL !!
========
So, back to the story which happened yesterday.
My friend inform me he has feeling with a lady that he likes,
but this Macho guy didn't want to tell me that he likes this
girl directly, instead, when I asked:
" Eh, how is your relationship? normal friend? good friend? or
advanced friend? or super advanced friend?"
My friend:" I hope she could be the mother of my sons !!"
-_-" WTF ?? This guy tell story like my great-great grandfather
and so in-direct !!!!! Wasting the internet bandwitdth with
10 words instead of " i like her !" gnn !!!
So I taruh my friend:" WTF !?? Don't talk like people of
15th Century lah friend ! you sound like Paramesuara."
"Or Hang Tuah talking to Hang Jebat like that !! Damn
annoying !!! "
He LOLROTF
I told him now is ICT Era, everything has to be fast, accurate and
deadly to the point .
I told him there is a word call " Girlfriend or Wife or Mate !!"
I told him again:" From now on, please no more Maka Hatta, pun
tersebutlah, Ampun Tuanku, beribu-ribu Ampun, sudikah saudari
menjadi bonda kepada anak patik? or some shit like
子曰：＂之呼者也，我来也，你曰你欲去日本也！＂
他曰：＂日本太板宿也，酒店非比昂贵也！＂
子曰：＂女人也，有也可以避免也。。。＂
I repeated:" Am I clear ?"
He replied:" Ok sir, affirmative !!!"
I asked :" So, what is your problem now ?"
He informed:" But I really hope she could be the grandmother of
my grandsons woh !!! "
I terus 2 legs in the sky !!! And my blood pressure also rockected
up all the way to the moon.
GNN !! Old timer !!
Yesterday while I was chatting with an old buddy of mine
since secondary school, i have re-learned something important
and fun.
When I was younger ( about 10 to 15 years ago ) I tend to
talk straight from my heart and mind without any second
thought or consideration, or filtering at all.
No polished, indirect and selective words. Results were often
quick, and some times people get annoyed or pissed of
because of the too direct and non-filtered communication.
Example, 1996 I was working in a big Restaurant and I was
about 19 years old. And there was an mid 30s or 40s lady
who was my leader,
One day I call her :" Errr, aunty ah, this one hor.... "
She -_-" and screwed me !!
She replied:" Hei ! Don't you ever, ever call me aunty !! "
I -_-" and :" Oh sorry !"
She added:" Call me xiao jie (miss) "
I -_-" and :" Oh sorry and ok !"
I remember this incident till today and I think in future too!!
Never call people aunty unless you are under 8 years old.
or that aunty is really aged 80 and above.
Any women or lady which is age from 18 to 80, to play safe
you better salute them with "Miss" "xiao jie" or "美女 " or to some
extreme case, "Leng Lui !" LOL !!
========
So, back to the story which happened yesterday.
My friend inform me he has feeling with a lady that he likes,
but this Macho guy didn't want to tell me that he likes this
girl directly, instead, when I asked:
" Eh, how is your relationship? normal friend? good friend? or
advanced friend? or super advanced friend?"
My friend:" I hope she could be the mother of my sons !!"
-_-" WTF ?? This guy tell story like my great-great grandfather
and so in-direct !!!!! Wasting the internet bandwitdth with
10 words instead of " i like her !" gnn !!!
So I taruh my friend:" WTF !?? Don't talk like people of
15th Century lah friend ! you sound like Paramesuara."
"Or Hang Tuah talking to Hang Jebat like that !! Damn
annoying !!! "
He LOLROTF
I told him now is ICT Era, everything has to be fast, accurate and
deadly to the point .
I told him there is a word call " Girlfriend or Wife or Mate !!"
I told him again:" From now on, please no more Maka Hatta, pun
tersebutlah, Ampun Tuanku, beribu-ribu Ampun, sudikah saudari
menjadi bonda kepada anak patik? or some shit like
子曰：＂之呼者也，我来也，你曰你欲去日本也！＂
他曰：＂日本太板宿也，酒店非比昂贵也！＂
子曰：＂女人也，有也可以避免也。。。＂
I repeated:" Am I clear ?"
He replied:" Ok sir, affirmative !!!"
I asked :" So, what is your problem now ?"
He informed:" But I really hope she could be the grandmother of
my grandsons woh !!! "
I terus 2 legs in the sky !!! And my blood pressure also rockected
up all the way to the moon.
GNN !! Old timer !!
Monday, September 26, 2005
Ketulanan !!
Today we will learn what is Ketulanan.
"Ok, selamat pagi murid-murid sekalian, hari ini kita akan belajar
mengenai gugusan kepulauan Melayu !" Puan Siti bercakap di
dalam Kelas 2 Ara , 1992. SMJK Chung Hwa Kelantan dan
saya berumur 15 tahun ketika itu.
"Gugusan kepulauan Melayu terdiri daripada bla-bla-bla.."
Nanti sebentar, kita sekarang bukan belajar Sajarah, tetapi
bagaimana untuk menggunakan perkataan :" Ketulanan"
Ketulanan, berasal dari perkataan :" Tulan " yang bermaksud:
Perasaan benci.
Perasaan tidak gembira.
Perasaan terasa hendak menghentam kepala orang.
Perasaan terasa hendak menyepak KKC orang.
Atau kombinasi kesemua di atas.
Itulah definisi perkataan Tulan. Ya, sila ambil perhatian yang
Tulan ini tidak ada kaitan dengan perkataan Tulin ( membawa
maksud sesuatu jisim / atau bahan yang tidak tercemar dengan
jisim/ bahan yang lain )
Contoh : " Emas itu amat tulin ! "
Maksudnya, emas tersebut adalah tidak dicemar dengan logam
logam yang lain seperti besi, kuprum , karbon dan lain-lain.
Contoh : " Air tebu yang tulin !" atau " Air tebu berketulianan tinggi!"
Maksudnya, air tebu tersebut adalah semata-mata air tebu atau
jus tebu yang tidak dicampur dengan air gula atau air biasa.
Baik, kita pulang ke perkataan Ketulanan !!
Tulan, yang bermaksud di atas, paras atau quantiti atau jisim Tulan
dapat dikaji dan disukat dengan menggunakan Ketulanan, sebagai
penampir atau penunjuk tahap Tulan jika ditambah dengan paras.
Contoh, jika saya hilang RM10.00 , maka nilai
Ketulanan adalah rendah.
Contoh, jika saya hilang RM100.00, maka nilai
Ketulanan adalah lebih tinggi.
Contoh, jika saya mencuci kereta dengan rajin dan tekun, sehingga
kereta teramat bersih dan cantik. Tetapi selepas 2 jam, hujan
turun tiba-tiba seperti kucing dan anjing.
Pada ketika itu, Ketulanan adalah amat tinggi !!!
Contoh, jika saya mencuci kereta dengan rajin dan tekun, sehinnga
kereta teramat bersih dan cantik.
Selepas 2 jam , tiada hujan atau ribut.
Tetapi hari keesokkannya, kereta anda dicuri atau dilanggar oleh
kereta dari depan, belakang dan tepi.
Itu merupakan Tahap ketulanan yang teramat tinggi, dasyat dan
tidak dapat ditandinging dengan apa jua pun.
Sekian terima kasih, besok kita akan belajar Apaitu lan ok??
============================
Oh ! And after the car washing session with Fat Lady I
went to the swimming pool to swim.
I did 25 to 26 laps yesterday.
The water was a little bit dirty and the guard came to
ask me for ," Resident Pass!"
I told him I was renting a room and I don't have the pass.
He didn't seems to understand and made me fill up the
form, well, fill jiao fill loh, no problem !!!
Then I went to swim.
By the way, yesterday I woke up at 6 am something, went
out to see my uncle and had breakfast with him at
7 something.
In the noon at around 11 am something near 12 pm I was
at Ampang with Fat Lady's family and we went to Sungai
Buluh to visit their relatives.
Came back at 4 pm something.
Something missing in the process ?
Yes, I have forgotten to have my afternoon nap !!! I hate
that !!
"Ok, selamat pagi murid-murid sekalian, hari ini kita akan belajar
mengenai gugusan kepulauan Melayu !" Puan Siti bercakap di
dalam Kelas 2 Ara , 1992. SMJK Chung Hwa Kelantan dan
saya berumur 15 tahun ketika itu.
"Gugusan kepulauan Melayu terdiri daripada bla-bla-bla.."
Nanti sebentar, kita sekarang bukan belajar Sajarah, tetapi
bagaimana untuk menggunakan perkataan :" Ketulanan"
Ketulanan, berasal dari perkataan :" Tulan " yang bermaksud:
Itulah definisi perkataan Tulan. Ya, sila ambil perhatian yang
Tulan ini tidak ada kaitan dengan perkataan Tulin ( membawa
maksud sesuatu jisim / atau bahan yang tidak tercemar dengan
jisim/ bahan yang lain )
Contoh : " Emas itu amat tulin ! "
Maksudnya, emas tersebut adalah tidak dicemar dengan logam
logam yang lain seperti besi, kuprum , karbon dan lain-lain.
Contoh : " Air tebu yang tulin !" atau " Air tebu berketulianan tinggi!"
Maksudnya, air tebu tersebut adalah semata-mata air tebu atau
jus tebu yang tidak dicampur dengan air gula atau air biasa.
Baik, kita pulang ke perkataan Ketulanan !!
Tulan, yang bermaksud di atas, paras atau quantiti atau jisim Tulan
dapat dikaji dan disukat dengan menggunakan Ketulanan, sebagai
penampir atau penunjuk tahap Tulan jika ditambah dengan paras.
Contoh, jika saya hilang RM10.00 , maka nilai
Ketulanan adalah rendah.
Contoh, jika saya hilang RM100.00, maka nilai
Ketulanan adalah lebih tinggi.
Contoh, jika saya mencuci kereta dengan rajin dan tekun, sehingga
kereta teramat bersih dan cantik. Tetapi selepas 2 jam, hujan
turun tiba-tiba seperti kucing dan anjing.
Pada ketika itu, Ketulanan adalah amat tinggi !!!
Contoh, jika saya mencuci kereta dengan rajin dan tekun, sehinnga
kereta teramat bersih dan cantik.
Selepas 2 jam , tiada hujan atau ribut.
Tetapi hari keesokkannya, kereta anda dicuri atau dilanggar oleh
kereta dari depan, belakang dan tepi.
Itu merupakan Tahap ketulanan yang teramat tinggi, dasyat dan
tidak dapat ditandinging dengan apa jua pun.
Sekian terima kasih, besok kita akan belajar Apaitu lan ok??
============================
Oh ! And after the car washing session with Fat Lady I
went to the swimming pool to swim.
I did 25 to 26 laps yesterday.
The water was a little bit dirty and the guard came to
ask me for ," Resident Pass!"
I told him I was renting a room and I don't have the pass.
He didn't seems to understand and made me fill up the
form, well, fill jiao fill loh, no problem !!!
Then I went to swim.
By the way, yesterday I woke up at 6 am something, went
out to see my uncle and had breakfast with him at
7 something.
In the noon at around 11 am something near 12 pm I was
at Ampang with Fat Lady's family and we went to Sungai
Buluh to visit their relatives.
Came back at 4 pm something.
Something missing in the process ?
Yes, I have forgotten to have my afternoon nap !!! I hate
that !!
白费心机 !! Damn Dulan !!
Monday Blue Mumblings !! Why? Cause 白费心机 !!
Wasted !! Damn blardy wasted the energy !!
所谓 近猪者肥，近墨者黑！
People says : "If you stay near pigs, you'll get fat.
If you stay near Jason, you'll be mumbling alot !"
That's what I have finally realized !! Yay !!
Heheheh !! What I am trying to say here is that, Holy Cow
I was mumbling all by myselft this morning in the office,
actually since yesterday evening. Why am I doing that?
It's a long story, as long as a piece of cloth.
一匹布那么长！
It began yesterday, cause I've learned that my boss is
coming from Hong Kong to Subang office on Monday 26
September 2005. Yeah that's today !!
So, I know him, sometimes I will go out with him to KL or
PJ in my car. And to impress him I have to make sure
that my car is clean, right?? In Hokkien some people call
this Por Lam Par, but I would say this is personal hygiene
and respecting myself and boss !!! Right ??? Yay !!
So, at about 5 something PM yesterday I "ordered" Fat
Lady (FL) to help me to wash my car.
Me:" Dear, will you kindly help me to wash my car ?"
FL:" Har? I am a little bit tired woh !"
Me:" Ok, should we go down and wash them now?"
FL:" We've just came back from KL since morning woh!"
Me:" Hmm.. Ok. you take the pail. We'll go now !! yay!! "
FL -_-" and think :" 死肥仔！诈 傻 扮 蒙 ?? "
Me LOL !!! and fat lady was mumbling all the way down to
the car washing bay. Ah Chi Ah Chor Ah Chi Ah Chor !!!
We Wang Wang We Wang Wang We Wang Wang !!
LOL !!
So after about 1 hour of washing the car, I've we've
also finished polishing and cleaning the internal part of car.
I was brushing the carpets like the CSI guy collecting the
evidence while Fat Lady who was exhausted sitting at
the car and looked on.
I noticed and asked her:" I know what you are thinking."
Fat Lady:" Hmmm? So clever ?"
Me:" Yes, you were thinking, if I treat you as good as I
treat my car, then you would be damn happy and be the
most 幸福 girl in the world already."
Correct ?
FL:" Wah you are the worm in my stomach mate !! "
Me : " LOL !"
Me:" You move your tail a little bit then I know what do
you want liao !"
After about 1 hour of 2 person hard work, the car is
cleaned internally and externally, no dust in and out,
no smell , carpet was clean, dash board was cleaned and
the car was all shining in the evening sun !!!
LOL !! Damn Happy.
Sekali this morning about 10 am something Amanda
informed me that the boss is not coming,
he has postponed the trip to next month.
白费心机 , freaking 白费心机 !!!
WTF?I Fat Lady and Me washed my car until
so clean and sekali like that !! Oiii !! LOL !!
So , I was mumbling the whole morning about this issue.
白费心机 , freaking 白费心机 !!!
Hell yesterday night I even pointed at the sky and warned
HIM to be better not to rain or else I am going to
Nuke HiM !! LOL !!
And Fat Lady :" Eh ! Don't be so rude to the sky ok?"
She added:" Nanti thunder strike you , you mati baru tahu !!
LOL !"
How am I suppose to tell Fat Lady that the boss is not coming?
Cham Lor Cham Lor !! -_-"
===============
To add more Oil to the Fire, yesterday while I was going down
from my condo 10th floor to my car
( Parked at ground floor some 20 m away )
The lift stopped at 9th floor and an aunty walked in.
I smiled at her , but she didn't give any feedback.
Ok fine, perhaps her mod was no good.
She came into the lift and 9th floor and guess what button she pressed?
Yeah, she pressed 8th floor button.
So after about 2 seconds the lift stopped at 8th floor, she just walked
out 大摇大摆 like that, the blardy old fugly 大屁股.
-_-"
I mean WTF !! Go down 1 floor also have to use the lift ah??
GNN MCB MCH KFC FBI NSA MIC CIA !!! Go and fly kite
lah next time !!
I could not freaking believe my eyes !!!
Hence I started mumbling again !! Gee !!
Wasted !! Damn blardy wasted the energy !!
所谓 近猪者肥，近墨者黑！
People says : "If you stay near pigs, you'll get fat.
If you stay near Jason, you'll be mumbling alot !"
That's what I have finally realized !! Yay !!
Heheheh !! What I am trying to say here is that, Holy Cow
I was mumbling all by myselft this morning in the office,
actually since yesterday evening. Why am I doing that?
It's a long story, as long as a piece of cloth.
一匹布那么长！
It began yesterday, cause I've learned that my boss is
coming from Hong Kong to Subang office on Monday 26
September 2005. Yeah that's today !!
So, I know him, sometimes I will go out with him to KL or
PJ in my car. And to impress him I have to make sure
that my car is clean, right?? In Hokkien some people call
this Por Lam Par, but I would say this is personal hygiene
and respecting myself and boss !!! Right ??? Yay !!
So, at about 5 something PM yesterday I "ordered" Fat
Lady (FL) to help me to wash my car.
Me:" Dear, will you kindly help me to wash my car ?"
FL:" Har? I am a little bit tired woh !"
Me:" Ok, should we go down and wash them now?"
FL:" We've just came back from KL since morning woh!"
Me:" Hmm.. Ok. you take the pail. We'll go now !! yay!! "
FL -_-" and think :" 死肥仔！诈 傻 扮 蒙 ?? "
Me LOL !!! and fat lady was mumbling all the way down to
the car washing bay. Ah Chi Ah Chor Ah Chi Ah Chor !!!
We Wang Wang We Wang Wang We Wang Wang !!
LOL !!
So after about 1 hour of washing the car,
also finished polishing and cleaning the internal part of car.
I was brushing the carpets like the CSI guy collecting the
evidence while Fat Lady who was exhausted sitting at
the car and looked on.
I noticed and asked her:" I know what you are thinking."
Fat Lady:" Hmmm? So clever ?"
Me:" Yes, you were thinking, if I treat you as good as I
treat my car, then you would be damn happy and be the
most 幸福 girl in the world already."
Correct ?
FL:" Wah you are the worm in my stomach mate !! "
Me : " LOL !"
Me:" You move your tail a little bit then I know what do
you want liao !"
After about 1 hour of 2 person hard work, the car is
cleaned internally and externally, no dust in and out,
no smell , carpet was clean, dash board was cleaned and
the car was all shining in the evening sun !!!
LOL !! Damn Happy.
Sekali this morning about 10 am something Amanda
informed me that the boss is not coming,
he has postponed the trip to next month.
白费心机 , freaking 白费心机 !!!
WTF?
so clean and sekali like that !! Oiii !! LOL !!
So , I was mumbling the whole morning about this issue.
白费心机 , freaking 白费心机 !!!
Hell yesterday night I even pointed at the sky and warned
HIM to be better not to rain or else I am going to
Nuke HiM !! LOL !!
And Fat Lady :" Eh ! Don't be so rude to the sky ok?"
She added:" Nanti thunder strike you , you mati baru tahu !!
LOL !"
How am I suppose to tell Fat Lady that the boss is not coming?
Cham Lor Cham Lor !! -_-"
===============
To add more Oil to the Fire, yesterday while I was going down
from my condo 10th floor to my car
( Parked at ground floor some 20 m away )
The lift stopped at 9th floor and an aunty walked in.
I smiled at her , but she didn't give any feedback.
Ok fine, perhaps her mod was no good.
She came into the lift and 9th floor and guess what button she pressed?
Yeah, she pressed 8th floor button.
So after about 2 seconds the lift stopped at 8th floor, she just walked
out 大摇大摆 like that, the blardy old fugly 大屁股.
-_-"
I mean WTF !! Go down 1 floor also have to use the lift ah??
GNN MCB MCH KFC FBI NSA MIC CIA !!! Go and fly kite
lah next time !!
I could not freaking believe my eyes !!!
Hence I started mumbling again !! Gee !!
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Dear God, I've sinned again.
Yesterday after working so hard. Felt a little bit hungry.
Fat Lady came to Subang Jaya and we went for dinner.
Bak Kut Teh and Stewed Super Black Pork.
Hmmmm...... tasted so damn good and damn cheap too !!
So akibatnya? Today I had to swim for 30 laps and skipped dinner.
Jason was making noise as he see these post mid night !!! LOL !!
Ok Jason, next round you come KL we must go and eat this one.
When the shop owner see us he would say :" Look Winnies The Poohs!"
Cause he sees 2 Winnies and 2 Poohs wah ha ha ah a h!!!
Fat Lady came to Subang Jaya and we went for dinner.
Bak Kut Teh and Stewed Super Black Pork.
Hmmmm...... tasted so damn good and damn cheap too !!
So akibatnya? Today I had to swim for 30 laps and skipped dinner.
Jason was making noise as he see these post mid night !!! LOL !!
Ok Jason, next round you come KL we must go and eat this one.
When the shop owner see us he would say :" Look Winnies The Poohs!"
Cause he sees 2 Winnies and 2 Poohs wah ha ha ah a h!!!
The RM1 coin Story in Malaysia
RM1 Coin Story:
A few weeks ago the government has informed the Malaysian public on
the discontinue of RM1 coin in Malaysian market.
The statement made by the government is that the RM1 coin will not be
legal anymore after 7 December 2005 or something like that.
As usual, the market panic and a lot of RM1 coins were digged from under
the bed, from the saving tin, from Milo tin, from inside the car, everywhere
and everyone started to bring those RM1 coin to either use them or
change them at the bank.
The government did stated that the trader/ business people are required
to accept these RM1 coin from the public because it is still legal right now
and the public could reject the RM1 coin from the trader or business peole
-_-" funny eh??
Yeah I know the reason why they are recalling all these RM1 coin, because
there are a lot of fake RM1 coin in the market which deeply hurts the Bank
Negara I learned from the news paper.
But the thing is that, it's again what Malaysian government good at:
Set rules, or set new regulation or law. Introduce it to the public.
And the public will not follow the rules, regulation or law at at.
I see a alot of public trader out there officially place a note or notice
saying "Decline to accept RM1 coin"
Some verbally told me off for the RM1 coin.
I was at Touch & Go Tambah Nilai lane yesterday and asked the operator
if I could reload my T&G card with the RM1 coin , he told me I have to
use the RM1 coin at the office.
Ok never mind.
So, that's a lof of inconvinience for the public there if the authorities are
listening !!!
What they should do??
First 3 months RM1 coin should be still legal and public can exchange or use
them without any problem given from trader or operators.
All the bank stop issuing or channeling out RM1 coin to public, but only accept
in as deposit and exchange.
Next 2 months RM1 coin is no more legal in public transaction, but these 2 months
should be a grace period for the trader, business people, or stalls or the financial
constitution to exchange the RM1 coin collected or received over the previous
3 months to bank negara.
That's what we call systematic removal of RM1 coin from the market with sufficient
notice and grace period given.
Not suka-suka and announce RM1 is becoming not valid.
And suka-suka go and inform the deadline is 3 months later.
And suka-suka go and force the trader to accept these RM1 coin.
If do like this what is the consequences? Go and try to use RM1 coin in the market
and you will see the consequences of lousy removal RM1 coin from the market.
Sometimes I really don't know what the heck are these bunch of people doing.
Really !! RM1 your head !!
A few weeks ago the government has informed the Malaysian public on
the discontinue of RM1 coin in Malaysian market.
The statement made by the government is that the RM1 coin will not be
legal anymore after 7 December 2005 or something like that.
As usual, the market panic and a lot of RM1 coins were digged from under
the bed, from the saving tin, from Milo tin, from inside the car, everywhere
and everyone started to bring those RM1 coin to either use them or
change them at the bank.
The government did stated that the trader/ business people are required
to accept these RM1 coin from the public because it is still legal right now
and the public could reject the RM1 coin from the trader or business peole
-_-" funny eh??
Yeah I know the reason why they are recalling all these RM1 coin, because
there are a lot of fake RM1 coin in the market which deeply hurts the Bank
Negara I learned from the news paper.
But the thing is that, it's again what Malaysian government good at:
Set rules, or set new regulation or law. Introduce it to the public.
And the public will not follow the rules, regulation or law at at.
I see a alot of public trader out there officially place a note or notice
saying "Decline to accept RM1 coin"
Some verbally told me off for the RM1 coin.
I was at Touch & Go Tambah Nilai lane yesterday and asked the operator
if I could reload my T&G card with the RM1 coin , he told me I have to
use the RM1 coin at the office.
Ok never mind.
So, that's a lof of inconvinience for the public there if the authorities are
listening !!!
What they should do??
First 3 months RM1 coin should be still legal and public can exchange or use
them without any problem given from trader or operators.
All the bank stop issuing or channeling out RM1 coin to public, but only accept
in as deposit and exchange.
Next 2 months RM1 coin is no more legal in public transaction, but these 2 months
should be a grace period for the trader, business people, or stalls or the financial
constitution to exchange the RM1 coin collected or received over the previous
3 months to bank negara.
That's what we call systematic removal of RM1 coin from the market with sufficient
notice and grace period given.
Not suka-suka and announce RM1 is becoming not valid.
And suka-suka go and inform the deadline is 3 months later.
And suka-suka go and force the trader to accept these RM1 coin.
If do like this what is the consequences? Go and try to use RM1 coin in the market
and you will see the consequences of lousy removal RM1 coin from the market.
Sometimes I really don't know what the heck are these bunch of people doing.
Really !! RM1 your head !!
Sotong and Winnie
This morning when Ms Yo ( accouts dept ) came out from the washroom
I pointed at her nose and asked:
" Wei??? Why your hair so looks like Sotong one !???"
She -_-" and exploded after 5 seconds......
She started nagging me after that,
" WTF ?? Sotong?"
" Why don't you look at yourself?"
" You looked and look like Winnie the Pooh leh !! "
" Your stomach round-round and big !"
" Your eyes small-small !"
" Your face all funny-funny !"
" My kids would love to hug you in the morning you know?"
" Winnie The Pooh Kai Hong !!"
" Hmmmmmppppphh !!"
I was absolutely -_-"
So I told her," Ok lah, you don't look like Sotong ok?? Happy?"
Then she:" Hmmmmmppph !" again and walked back to accounts
office and proceed to do her work.
Do I seriously look like Winnie The Pooh ?? Hmmm???
No I don't think so , Winnie your head !!!
I pointed at her nose and asked:
" Wei??? Why your hair so looks like Sotong one !???"
She -_-" and exploded after 5 seconds......
She started nagging me after that,
" WTF ?? Sotong?"
" Why don't you look at yourself?"
" You looked and look like Winnie the Pooh leh !! "
" Your stomach round-round and big !"
" Your eyes small-small !"
" Your face all funny-funny !"
" My kids would love to hug you in the morning you know?"
" Winnie The Pooh Kai Hong !!"
" Hmmmmmppppphh !!"
I was absolutely -_-"
So I told her," Ok lah, you don't look like Sotong ok?? Happy?"
Then she:" Hmmmmmppph !" again and walked back to accounts
office and proceed to do her work.
Do I seriously look like Winnie The Pooh ?? Hmmm???
No I don't think so , Winnie your head !!!
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
RM 626 gone with the wind. RM 626 can let me survive for 1 whole month already you know? God Damn this F-117 maintainance is not cheap at all !! But over the 3 years it has clocked 144,900km of milage and till today thank's to me ( who spent a lot of $$$$$ ) it has no major problem. I wish that this F-117 will Sang Sang Seng Seng for the next 10 year s and I would be really happy and glad already. Sekali service + change of tyre RM600 plus-plus what the hack.
Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah !!
Meninjau balik Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah.
10 tahun yang lalu , pada hari ini 21 Haribulan September 1995.
Kalau tidak silap kami sedang beria-ia untuk membuat ulangkaji
dan belajar saat-saat akhir untuk peperiksaan SPM !!! MCB !!
SPM tidak sampai 2 minggu lagi tetapi banyak yang belum baca,
tidak faham, buat apa ulangkaji? Sepatutnya memeluk kaki
Buddha pada saat-saat akhir.
Mujurnya, SPM telah berlalu dan 10 tahun kemudian saya masih
hidup dan menulis mengenainya.
Masa tingkatan 1 hingga tingkatan 5 adalah merupakan waktu
dan masa yang paling menggembirakan saya, tiada tandingan
yang lain dari segi kegembiraan dan perasaan yang tanpa sebarang
masalah serta perkara yang menyakitkan hati kecuali PMR dan SPM !!
Terima kasih pada ibu-bapa saya, saya masih hidup 10 tahun kemudian
dan pada hari ini, saya telah bekerja sebagai seorang Juru Jual atau
dalam erti-kata lain, Penipu ! Penipu yang menipu orang lain supaya
membeli sesuatu daripada saya , wah ha ha ha ha !!!
Penipu !!! Cis !!
Hari ini terasa agak selesa dan lembab di dalam pejabat
kerana pertemuan dengan pelanggan telah dijadualkan
ke hari esok. Kerja di atas meja taklah banyak sangat.
( Sebenarnya langsung tidak ada kerja paperwork )
Telah meluangkan agak banyak masa untuk membaca blog
dan karangan daripada internet, ada yang dalam bahasa
cina, inggeris malah bahasa malaysia.
Tiba-tiba terfikir bahawa telah agak lama saya tidak menggunakan
bahasa malaysia dalam penulisan, dialog biasa dengan rakan
kerja juga kekurangan kerana kebanyakan kami menggunakan
bahasa inggeris dalam pertuturan harian.
Agak bimbang nanti kelak apabila saya balik ke Kota Bharu, Kelantan
saya tidak dapt bertutur dalam bahasa malaysia (versi Loghat Kelate).
Masa itu, memanglah memalukan.
Senario :
=======
Saya :" Hello, Mackchik, saya nak beli Nashit Daghang satu !"
Makcik :" Gah Poh Mu Kecek? Tak peheh langsung !!"
Saya :" Sayha nak beli ini Nashit Daghang dengan Khari Ayham !"
Makcik:" Cis mak engkau ! Siapa itu Khairy ??"
Makcik:" Jangeh enkau mahgi sini kacau, gi main jauh-jauh !"
Saya -_-" dan terus balik rumah untuk memasak Mee Segera !!! -_-"
Inilah akibatnya jika seseorang itu tidak dapat bertutur dalam Bahasa
Malaysia dengan tepat dan cepat.
Anjing = Anjhing
Kari = Khari
Cacing = Chaching
Cacat = Chachat
Saya = I
Anda = You
Kami = We
Mereka = They
Apa itu? = WTF is that?
=======
Oleh itu, pada pendapat saya adalah penting bagi saya untuk
menulis Blog dalam bahasa malaysia sekali-kala atau untuk janka
masa panjang. Mengapa? Untuk memastikan tahap bahasa Malaysia
saya tidak berpudar begitu sahaja.
Sebenarnya saya berpendapat semenjak keluar daripada sekolah
menengah SYP Kuala Krai pada tahun 1995, peluang untuk bertutur
atau berinteraksi dalam bahasa malaysia adalah semakin berkurangan.
Lebih-lebih lagi kini saya menetap di Petaling Jaya dan bekerja di sini.
Kawan-kawan yang bertutur dalam bahasa Malaysia dari Kota Bharu
dan Kuala Krai tidak terjumpa-jumpa lagi , entah kemana pergi !!??
Saya rasa saya harus menulis sekurang-kurangnya 1 blog dalam bahasa
Malaysia setiap 2 minggu untuk memastikan tahap Bahasa Malaysia
tidak akan merosot seperti batu yang jatuh ke dalam lautan Atlantik.
Malah saya akan mula bertutur dengan menggunakan Bahasa Malaysia
dengan lebih kerap, supaya saya masih tidak terlupa akar, yang saya
berasal dari Kota Bharu dan Kuala Krai Kelantan.
Pada tahun 1996 dan 1997 telah saya menulis beberapa cerita yang
menggunakan bahasa klasik, kawan-kawan saya yang menerima
cerita tersebut ketawa sampai berguling-guling atas lantai (LOLROTF)
selepas membaca cerita tersebut.
Adakah cerita tersebut terlalu lucu dan menyebabkan geli hati?
Ataupun penulisan saya adalah terlalu teruk dan dasyat sehingga
mereka ketawakan saya?
Saya tidak akan dapat tahu kerana cerita-cerita tersebut telah
hilang selama-lamanya, seperti batu yang jatuh ke lautan Atlantik.
Baiklah, setelah sekian lama tidak menulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia,
jika memaksa saya menulis 500 patah perkataan sekali gus, ia adalah
amat menyeksakan bagi saya.
Saya akan cuba sedaya upaya untuk menulis lebih blog dalam
Bahasa Malaysia untuk menunjukkan kami , kami adalah amat sayang
pada negara yang kami dilahirkan.
Diharap juga negara yang kami sayang serta cinta akan berbuat
demikan dengan sayang dan cinta balik pada kami.
================
Perkara yang paling bahagia di dunia ini adalah, untuk dapat
mencintai seseorang atau sesebuah negara.
Dan sebagai balasan, seseorang atau sesebuah negara itu sayang
dan mencintai kita juga. Bukan kah begitu ??
10 tahun yang lalu , pada hari ini 21 Haribulan September 1995.
Kalau tidak silap kami sedang beria-ia untuk membuat ulangkaji
dan belajar saat-saat akhir untuk peperiksaan SPM !!! MCB !!
SPM tidak sampai 2 minggu lagi tetapi banyak yang belum baca,
tidak faham, buat apa ulangkaji? Sepatutnya memeluk kaki
Buddha pada saat-saat akhir.
Mujurnya, SPM telah berlalu dan 10 tahun kemudian saya masih
hidup dan menulis mengenainya.
Masa tingkatan 1 hingga tingkatan 5 adalah merupakan waktu
dan masa yang paling menggembirakan saya, tiada tandingan
yang lain dari segi kegembiraan dan perasaan yang tanpa sebarang
masalah serta perkara yang menyakitkan hati kecuali PMR dan SPM !!
Terima kasih pada ibu-bapa saya, saya masih hidup 10 tahun kemudian
dan pada hari ini, saya telah bekerja sebagai seorang Juru Jual atau
dalam erti-kata lain, Penipu ! Penipu yang menipu orang lain supaya
membeli sesuatu daripada saya , wah ha ha ha ha !!!
Penipu !!! Cis !!
Hari ini terasa agak selesa dan lembab di dalam pejabat
kerana pertemuan dengan pelanggan telah dijadualkan
ke hari esok. Kerja di atas meja taklah banyak sangat.
( Sebenarnya langsung tidak ada kerja paperwork )
Telah meluangkan agak banyak masa untuk membaca blog
dan karangan daripada internet, ada yang dalam bahasa
cina, inggeris malah bahasa malaysia.
Tiba-tiba terfikir bahawa telah agak lama saya tidak menggunakan
bahasa malaysia dalam penulisan, dialog biasa dengan rakan
kerja juga kekurangan kerana kebanyakan kami menggunakan
bahasa inggeris dalam pertuturan harian.
Agak bimbang nanti kelak apabila saya balik ke Kota Bharu, Kelantan
saya tidak dapt bertutur dalam bahasa malaysia (versi Loghat Kelate).
Masa itu, memanglah memalukan.
Senario :
=======
Saya :" Hello, Mackchik, saya nak beli Nashit Daghang satu !"
Makcik :" Gah Poh Mu Kecek? Tak peheh langsung !!"
Saya :" Sayha nak beli ini Nashit Daghang dengan Khari Ayham !"
Makcik:" Cis mak engkau ! Siapa itu Khairy ??"
Makcik:" Jangeh enkau mahgi sini kacau, gi main jauh-jauh !"
Saya -_-" dan terus balik rumah untuk memasak Mee Segera !!! -_-"
Inilah akibatnya jika seseorang itu tidak dapat bertutur dalam Bahasa
Malaysia dengan tepat dan cepat.
Anjing = Anjhing
Kari = Khari
Cacing = Chaching
Cacat = Chachat
Saya = I
Anda = You
Kami = We
Mereka = They
Apa itu? = WTF is that?
=======
Oleh itu, pada pendapat saya adalah penting bagi saya untuk
menulis Blog dalam bahasa malaysia sekali-kala atau untuk janka
masa panjang. Mengapa? Untuk memastikan tahap bahasa Malaysia
saya tidak berpudar begitu sahaja.
Sebenarnya saya berpendapat semenjak keluar daripada sekolah
menengah SYP Kuala Krai pada tahun 1995, peluang untuk bertutur
atau berinteraksi dalam bahasa malaysia adalah semakin berkurangan.
Lebih-lebih lagi kini saya menetap di Petaling Jaya dan bekerja di sini.
Kawan-kawan yang bertutur dalam bahasa Malaysia dari Kota Bharu
dan Kuala Krai tidak terjumpa-jumpa lagi , entah kemana pergi !!??
Saya rasa saya harus menulis sekurang-kurangnya 1 blog dalam bahasa
Malaysia setiap 2 minggu untuk memastikan tahap Bahasa Malaysia
tidak akan merosot seperti batu yang jatuh ke dalam lautan Atlantik.
Malah saya akan mula bertutur dengan menggunakan Bahasa Malaysia
dengan lebih kerap, supaya saya masih tidak terlupa akar, yang saya
berasal dari Kota Bharu dan Kuala Krai Kelantan.
Pada tahun 1996 dan 1997 telah saya menulis beberapa cerita yang
menggunakan bahasa klasik, kawan-kawan saya yang menerima
cerita tersebut ketawa sampai berguling-guling atas lantai (LOLROTF)
selepas membaca cerita tersebut.
Adakah cerita tersebut terlalu lucu dan menyebabkan geli hati?
Ataupun penulisan saya adalah terlalu teruk dan dasyat sehingga
mereka ketawakan saya?
Saya tidak akan dapat tahu kerana cerita-cerita tersebut telah
hilang selama-lamanya, seperti batu yang jatuh ke lautan Atlantik.
Baiklah, setelah sekian lama tidak menulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia,
jika memaksa saya menulis 500 patah perkataan sekali gus, ia adalah
amat menyeksakan bagi saya.
Saya akan cuba sedaya upaya untuk menulis lebih blog dalam
Bahasa Malaysia untuk menunjukkan kami , kami adalah amat sayang
pada negara yang kami dilahirkan.
Diharap juga negara yang kami sayang serta cinta akan berbuat
demikan dengan sayang dan cinta balik pada kami.
================
Perkara yang paling bahagia di dunia ini adalah, untuk dapat
mencintai seseorang atau sesebuah negara.
Dan sebagai balasan, seseorang atau sesebuah negara itu sayang
dan mencintai kita juga. Bukan kah begitu ??
12 to 2
Today we will learn "How to change from 12 to 2 ??"
Every morning I leave Kayu Ara (between PJ Uptown and Bandar Utama)
and enter the Damansara Toll towards Subang Jaya exit.
Normal non-peak hour from Damansara Toll entering till Subang Exit
normally takes me around 4 minutes.
From Kayu Ara till Subang office takes me a good 1 5 minutes on a
clear traffic day. The road was actually ok and , of course provided
there are no idiots blocking 2 out of 4 lanes for "expansion" work !!
Well, lately the after the Subang Toll exit we would come to a
bottle neck, where 12 or 13 lanes of cars, lorries, vans, buses will
squeeze themself into 2 lanes in about 400 meter to 500 meter
distance.
Yeah !! Imagine, 12 or 13 lanes have to slowly organize themself
into 2 lanes,
I think the authorities are not doing a good job here.
Every morning, I am so amused, and at the same time very pissed
of with these cut queue vehicle, and see everyone performing 12
to 13 lanes become 2 lanes action after the Subang toll heading to
this Subang Jaya area.
Well, next time when I have a chance I will snap a photo and show
to you all to see how terrible it is !! Damn beh song !!!
Every morning I leave Kayu Ara (between PJ Uptown and Bandar Utama)
and enter the Damansara Toll towards Subang Jaya exit.
Normal non-peak hour from Damansara Toll entering till Subang Exit
normally takes me around 4 minutes.
From Kayu Ara till Subang office takes me a good 1 5 minutes on a
clear traffic day. The road was actually ok and , of course provided
there are no idiots blocking 2 out of 4 lanes for "expansion" work !!
Well, lately the after the Subang Toll exit we would come to a
bottle neck, where 12 or 13 lanes of cars, lorries, vans, buses will
squeeze themself into 2 lanes in about 400 meter to 500 meter
distance.
Yeah !! Imagine, 12 or 13 lanes have to slowly organize themself
into 2 lanes,
I think the authorities are not doing a good job here.
Every morning, I am so amused, and at the same time very pissed
of with these cut queue vehicle, and see everyone performing 12
to 13 lanes become 2 lanes action after the Subang toll heading to
this Subang Jaya area.
Well, next time when I have a chance I will snap a photo and show
to you all to see how terrible it is !! Damn beh song !!!
Slamming Phone
Today we will learn about :
1. Phone Slamming War
2. Duuuuuuutttttt
3. LOLROTF
4. Google Talk
5. Skype
6. Fixed Line/ Land Line
7. Telco in big problem
8. Fat Lady (FL)
Have you ever slamming someone phone call in conversation?
Yesterday about 11:00 pm
Me: " Yeah, the food at that place was ok only.."
FL:" I don't care, next time you have to bring me there..."
Me:" Ok no problem.."
FL: " and hor... if "
I slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
FL dialed and called
FL:" Wei ?"
I slammed the phone again, duuuuuuttttt .....
FL -_-" ???
FL dialed and called again and I slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
Ok, cool down first, after 5 seconds I dialed back
Now FL slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
after 5 seconds I dialed back again
FL slammed the phone again, duuuuuuttttt .....
What the heck is going on here? Are we in a heated arguement
or what? Why need to slam phone on each other?
Then, FL dialed and :" Oi ! Stop ah ! Don't do this ah !! "
I slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
After that, I called back, both of us LOLOTF !!!!
What happened ?? Well, in real life Fat Lady and I had actually never
slammed phone on people before.
So we have decided to enjoy the fake" phone slamming war "
So after finished the conversation we began to do these
idiot action, "phone slamming" on each other.
So, people out there, if you slam phone, you are an idiot !!!
Why?
Because it is extremely rude to do so to other people !!!
For heaven sake !!
We were using Google Talk yesteday actually, the quality is as good
as fixed line, really !! Perhaps there were not much of user and perhaps
Fat Lady was in Ampang and I was in Subang Jaya hence the quality
was really-really good !!
Tried Skype with my cousin in Australia a few days ago but the quality
was never as good as yesterday, perhaps either one of us were having
bad connection that day.
So last night after we finished our conversation, Fat Lady described
that the Google Talk ( http://www.google.com/talk/ )quality was
superb, how good was it?
Fat Lady:" Can you hear me?"
Me :" Yeah ! "
Fat Lady:" Hear me clear?"
Me :" Burrrp !!" ( Smell of mixed rice + Mooncake )
Fat Lady:" LOL ! You sounded like sitting in next room only !"
After all those quality test we hav decided to slam phone on
each other cause we don't have the chance to do that
in real life.
That kind of good quality, I would say it was something like
fixed line or land line quality.
Hope google talk could maintain this kind of quality and I think
the local Telco's will have to slash price to become more
competative !!!
No wonder in China they have banned these VOIP stuff cause
it was killing the Telco's industry.
Cost of headphone + mic = RM18.00
Cost of broadband Streamyx = RM 99.00 / per month / 3 person
Cost of Google Talk Software = Free
Satisfaction and fun that we've got = Priceless !! LOL
1. Phone Slamming War
2. Duuuuuuutttttt
3. LOLROTF
4. Google Talk
5. Skype
6. Fixed Line/ Land Line
7. Telco in big problem
8. Fat Lady (FL)
Have you ever slamming someone phone call in conversation?
Yesterday about 11:00 pm
Me: " Yeah, the food at that place was ok only.."
FL:" I don't care, next time you have to bring me there..."
Me:" Ok no problem.."
FL: " and hor... if "
I slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
FL dialed and called
FL:" Wei ?"
I slammed the phone again, duuuuuuttttt .....
FL -_-" ???
FL dialed and called again and I slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
Ok, cool down first, after 5 seconds I dialed back
Now FL slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
after 5 seconds I dialed back again
FL slammed the phone again, duuuuuuttttt .....
What the heck is going on here? Are we in a heated arguement
or what? Why need to slam phone on each other?
Then, FL dialed and :" Oi ! Stop ah ! Don't do this ah !! "
I slammed the phone, duuuuuuttttt .....
After that, I called back, both of us LOLOTF !!!!
What happened ?? Well, in real life Fat Lady and I had actually never
slammed phone on people before.
So we have decided to enjoy the fake" phone slamming war "
So after finished the conversation we began to do these
idiot action, "phone slamming" on each other.
So, people out there, if you slam phone, you are an idiot !!!
Why?
Because it is extremely rude to do so to other people !!!
For heaven sake !!
We were using Google Talk yesteday actually, the quality is as good
as fixed line, really !! Perhaps there were not much of user and perhaps
Fat Lady was in Ampang and I was in Subang Jaya hence the quality
was really-really good !!
Tried Skype with my cousin in Australia a few days ago but the quality
was never as good as yesterday, perhaps either one of us were having
bad connection that day.
So last night after we finished our conversation, Fat Lady described
that the Google Talk ( http://www.google.com/talk/ )quality was
superb, how good was it?
Fat Lady:" Can you hear me?"
Me :" Yeah ! "
Fat Lady:" Hear me clear?"
Me :" Burrrp !!" ( Smell of mixed rice + Mooncake )
Fat Lady:" LOL ! You sounded like sitting in next room only !"
After all those quality test we hav decided to slam phone on
each other cause we don't have the chance to do that
in real life.
That kind of good quality, I would say it was something like
fixed line or land line quality.
Hope google talk could maintain this kind of quality and I think
the local Telco's will have to slash price to become more
competative !!!
No wonder in China they have banned these VOIP stuff cause
it was killing the Telco's industry.
Cost of headphone + mic = RM18.00
Cost of broadband Streamyx = RM 99.00 / per month / 3 person
Cost of Google Talk Software = Free
Satisfaction and fun that we've got = Priceless !! LOL
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
It's so cold here !!
Today we will learn :
1. Warm water ( no good )
2. Hot sun ( no good )
3. Rain ( very good )
4. Cold water ( very good )
5. Cold water shower ( very good )
6. Don't use the hot water challenge ( very good )
===================================
Yesterday afternoon Subang sky looked dark and I was
sure that it was going to rain at a lot of places around Klang
valley.
Yay! I was right !! It rained indeed but in Subang it was never
too heavy unlike Ampang and certain area.
And later of yesterday, I mean the entire afternoon and
evening I didn't see the sun anymore. Naturally the walls in
my room are not heated up like normal day.
In a normal day, my walls of my room ( facing west ) will receive
around 5 to 6 hours of direct sunshine. That is from noon till evening
and this has made the walls distributing and releasing heat from
evening till 3 or 4 am !!
In night, even till midnight if you touch my wall (facing west ) you
would find that it is warm !! really-really warm. Sleeping in a
room with warm walls without air cond is quite difficult for me.
Hence, I had to turn on the air cond during night to cool down my
room tempereture and get some good sleep.
But that was normal day, when sun is hot and not raining.
Yesterday it was diffrent, we didn't see much of the sun and it rained
actually.
Hence in the late evening the air was cool, walls were cold too !!
I slept without air cond ( with my fan on only ) and the sleep was
so sweet !!!
And this morning when I take bath the water was so cold that I
reminded myself during the Kampung Day !!! Dang !!!
Those time the water was so cold that you would probably swear
and curse in the morning when you take bath. But again, the cold
water was really useful to make you entirely wake up from the
sleepy mode into Super Fighter mode !!! hehehehe !!
This morning, I was feeling like the kampung day again, but only
I didnt curse and swear in the bathroom of my condo. I thanked
the rain yesterday that I was able to have a nice cold shower this
morning.
Water Heater System? Our family don't need this, not then, not now
and I think not in the future.
Water Heater is for Ah Kua and Baby only !! hehehehe !!
Real man like us uses cold water, heck, we even organized the
" Don't Use That Hot Water Challenge " when we went to Genting
Highland in 1997 and 1998.
Result? I was the man !! I was the man !! But of course I was having
purple lips, experianced poor nipples became hard and even the
KKC shrank like peanuts LOL !!!
But then, that fully expressed our love towards cold water shower
as kampung boys !!
Malaysia's Kampung Water is cold meh? Hell no !!!
You try to go to Canada up stream kampung river and take bath
there and you would know what "cold water" means !!
For heaven sake, those river water comes from mountain and
formed by melting ice. Try those and you would say Malaysian
Kampung Water is actually warm kekekekeke !!!
I love cold water shower, do you??
1. Warm water ( no good )
2. Hot sun ( no good )
3. Rain ( very good )
4. Cold water ( very good )
5. Cold water shower ( very good )
6. Don't use the hot water challenge ( very good )
===================================
Yesterday afternoon Subang sky looked dark and I was
sure that it was going to rain at a lot of places around Klang
valley.
Yay! I was right !! It rained indeed but in Subang it was never
too heavy unlike Ampang and certain area.
And later of yesterday, I mean the entire afternoon and
evening I didn't see the sun anymore. Naturally the walls in
my room are not heated up like normal day.
In a normal day, my walls of my room ( facing west ) will receive
around 5 to 6 hours of direct sunshine. That is from noon till evening
and this has made the walls distributing and releasing heat from
evening till 3 or 4 am !!
In night, even till midnight if you touch my wall (facing west ) you
would find that it is warm !! really-really warm. Sleeping in a
room with warm walls without air cond is quite difficult for me.
Hence, I had to turn on the air cond during night to cool down my
room tempereture and get some good sleep.
But that was normal day, when sun is hot and not raining.
Yesterday it was diffrent, we didn't see much of the sun and it rained
actually.
Hence in the late evening the air was cool, walls were cold too !!
I slept without air cond ( with my fan on only ) and the sleep was
so sweet !!!
And this morning when I take bath the water was so cold that I
reminded myself during the Kampung Day !!! Dang !!!
Those time the water was so cold that you would probably swear
and curse in the morning when you take bath. But again, the cold
water was really useful to make you entirely wake up from the
sleepy mode into Super Fighter mode !!! hehehehe !!
This morning, I was feeling like the kampung day again, but only
I didnt curse and swear in the bathroom of my condo. I thanked
the rain yesterday that I was able to have a nice cold shower this
morning.
Water Heater System? Our family don't need this, not then, not now
and I think not in the future.
Water Heater is for Ah Kua and Baby only !! hehehehe !!
Real man like us uses cold water, heck, we even organized the
" Don't Use That Hot Water Challenge " when we went to Genting
Highland in 1997 and 1998.
Result? I was the man !! I was the man !! But of course I was having
purple lips, experianced poor nipples became hard and even the
KKC shrank like peanuts LOL !!!
But then, that fully expressed our love towards cold water shower
as kampung boys !!
Malaysia's Kampung Water is cold meh? Hell no !!!
You try to go to Canada up stream kampung river and take bath
there and you would know what "cold water" means !!
For heaven sake, those river water comes from mountain and
formed by melting ice. Try those and you would say Malaysian
Kampung Water is actually warm kekekekeke !!!
I love cold water shower, do you??
Monday, September 19, 2005
神仙
前几天我去了 Taman Negara 爬山。
和我爸爸和妈妈一起去，边走边欣赏风景。
真开心！！！
走呀走，忽然听到有人喊：＂救命！救命！＂
我们便寻找喊救命的人在哪里。。。
结果，找到一为神仙，原来他被山猪夹夹着了故故叫。
爸爸说：＂此神仙小便时太大意了！＂
我们便把神仙给就了出来，他真开心，道：＂ 谢谢！＂
神仙：＂多谢救了老纳，为了报答你们，给你们三个愿望！＂
神仙:" 一人一个愿望，别争，ok?"
神仙：＂你们向东跑，边跑边喊你们要的东西， ok？＂
爸爸：＂好 ！！ 我来先！＂
爸爸向东边跑边喊，我要一亿零吉！！我要一亿零吉！！
结果天上真的掉下 RM 一亿 下来， 爸爸乐呆了！！
yahoo呀!! yahoo !!
到妈妈了，她向东边边跑边喊，我要十亿零吉！！我要十亿零吉！！
结果天上真的掉下 RM 十 亿 下来， 妈妈乐呆了！！
哇哇 哇哇 哇哇 哇哇 哇哇 !!!
我 -_-" 有没有搞错？这样都可以？？
好，到我了！我向东边边跑边想要喊：＂我要100亿零吉！！＂
可是跑跑下结果滑到了，跌得我好鬼死痛
骂了三声：＂ Shit!! shit shit !!"
和我爸爸和妈妈一起去，边走边欣赏风景。
真开心！！！
走呀走，忽然听到有人喊：＂救命！救命！＂
我们便寻找喊救命的人在哪里。。。
结果，找到一为神仙，原来他被山猪夹夹着了故故叫。
爸爸说：＂此神仙小便时太大意了！＂
我们便把神仙给就了出来，他真开心，道：＂ 谢谢！＂
神仙：＂多谢救了老纳，为了报答你们，给你们三个愿望！＂
神仙:" 一人一个愿望，别争，ok?"
神仙：＂你们向东跑，边跑边喊你们要的东西， ok？＂
爸爸：＂好 ！！ 我来先！＂
爸爸向东边跑边喊，我要一亿零吉！！我要一亿零吉！！
结果天上真的掉下 RM 一亿 下来， 爸爸乐呆了！！
yahoo呀!! yahoo !!
到妈妈了，她向东边边跑边喊，我要十亿零吉！！我要十亿零吉！！
结果天上真的掉下 RM 十 亿 下来， 妈妈乐呆了！！
哇哇 哇哇 哇哇 哇哇 哇哇 !!!
我 -_-" 有没有搞错？这样都可以？？
好，到我了！我向东边边跑边想要喊：＂我要100亿零吉！！＂
可是跑跑下结果滑到了，跌得我好鬼死痛
骂了三声：＂ Shit!! shit shit !!"
祝中秋节快乐
前几天我去了 Section 17 买月饼。
带着我的妹妹一起去，因为她超喜欢月饼。
老板：＂喂美女，俊男来买月饼喂！＂
我妹：＂哇！ S.H.E 的月饼 man !!"
老板：＂对对对！ S.H.E 的！＂
我妹：＂进口货来的吗？＂
老板 -_-"
我妹：＂老板？怎样？＂
老板很肚懒了，答：＂当然是进口的月饼啦！＂
老板：＂难道你有见过进鼻子或进耳朵的月饼吗？＂
我妹：＂鼻子你的头 ！！耳朵你的头！！＂
我妹：＂想死啊？＂
我 LOLOTF !!!
带着我的妹妹一起去，因为她超喜欢月饼。
老板：＂喂美女，俊男来买月饼喂！＂
我妹：＂哇！ S.H.E 的月饼 man !!"
老板：＂对对对！ S.H.E 的！＂
我妹：＂进口货来的吗？＂
老板 -_-"
我妹：＂老板？怎样？＂
老板很肚懒了，答：＂当然是进口的月饼啦！＂
老板：＂难道你有见过进鼻子或进耳朵的月饼吗？＂
我妹：＂鼻子你的头 ！！耳朵你的头！！＂
我妹：＂想死啊？＂
我 LOLOTF !!!
Section 17 Pasar Pagi
On a groovy Sunday morning I brought my sister to Section17
to do some marketing ( read: shopping in the market ).
Time was about 9 something am. Sun has come out but, 9 am
actually for some others people are still sleeping time, I know
that for sure. Especially KL, Ampang and PJ people.
But.... as usual there were a lot of PJrians Aunty, Uncle, Ah Lian
and Ah Beng there who woke up early, like my sister and me.
Some looked like just finished jogging or doing some work out.
Some looked like just took bath and look neat and tidy.
Some looked like just came out from bed.
Some with hair like Lion King, with dried saliva at mouth's edge.
Some with, you don't want to know -_-"
Ok, that's what we called PJ Convergence. Where everyone
comes from PJ and some from Ampang, Bangi, and else where
just to make this little Section 17 Pasar Pagi to be more jammed !!
Me and my sister was walking-walking and see see and bought
some stuff to eat. Not bad.
My sister:" Hei Kor, let's got and get some Roasted Pork."
Me :" Ok let's go !"
We walked to the other end of the Pasar Pagi for RP then.
Half way there was this uncle selling Pork and tried to be very
friendly to customer and asked me :" Uncle, want to buy pork?"
WTF ?? The 50 years old selling pork uncle called me "Uncle?"
WTF ?? Can't he see that I am only 28 years old ? Holy Cow !!
I was so damn pissed off !!
If a guy who is 50 over years old call you uncle, you've got to be
at least 60 or 70 or even 80 years old over only you would be
qualified to be called :" Uncle !!"
So ? Fog you the Pork Selling Uncle for calling me uncle !!!
I will not buy your pork from you one !! I rather go to your
fugly (read: fucking ugly ) next stall to buy ok?
Me? Buy pork from you? Ok sure, but you will have to say
sorry to me first. And say it loud , and say it 100 times !!
Uncle? Uncle your head !!!
to do some marketing ( read: shopping in the market ).
Time was about 9 something am. Sun has come out but, 9 am
actually for some others people are still sleeping time, I know
that for sure. Especially KL, Ampang and PJ people.
But.... as usual there were a lot of PJrians Aunty, Uncle, Ah Lian
and Ah Beng there who woke up early, like my sister and me.
Some looked like just finished jogging or doing some work out.
Some looked like just took bath and look neat and tidy.
Some looked like just came out from bed.
Some with hair like Lion King, with dried saliva at mouth's edge.
Some with, you don't want to know -_-"
Ok, that's what we called PJ Convergence. Where everyone
comes from PJ and some from Ampang, Bangi, and else where
just to make this little Section 17 Pasar Pagi to be more jammed !!
Me and my sister was walking-walking and see see and bought
some stuff to eat. Not bad.
My sister:" Hei Kor, let's got and get some Roasted Pork."
Me :" Ok let's go !"
We walked to the other end of the Pasar Pagi for RP then.
Half way there was this uncle selling Pork and tried to be very
friendly to customer and asked me :" Uncle, want to buy pork?"
WTF ?? The 50 years old selling pork uncle called me "Uncle?"
WTF ?? Can't he see that I am only 28 years old ? Holy Cow !!
I was so damn pissed off !!
If a guy who is 50 over years old call you uncle, you've got to be
at least 60 or 70 or even 80 years old over only you would be
qualified to be called :" Uncle !!"
So ? Fog you the Pork Selling Uncle for calling me uncle !!!
I will not buy your pork from you one !! I rather go to your
fugly (read: fucking ugly ) next stall to buy ok?
Me? Buy pork from you? Ok sure, but you will have to say
sorry to me first. And say it loud , and say it 100 times !!
Uncle? Uncle your head !!!
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Niam Niam Kiap Kiap
When I was a kid I used to stay with my Ah Chia ( In Hakka that
means my mother's mother ) and later I stayed with Ah Boh,
another storty that is.
My parents were ( my mom still is today, father retired 1997 ) teacher
so they didn't have the time to take care of me during day time.
Hence what they did was just throw me to Ah Chia's house near
Jalan Chin Hwa, Kuala Krai and let Ah Chia handles me.
From Ah Chia who speaks Hakka, I have picked up a lot of Hakka
course until I could speak Hakka better then my Cantonis cause
my father side is Cantonis.
When I first came to KL about 8 or 9 years ago, I spoke Cantonis
exactly like Richie Ren or Hsu Chi like that... people LOL when I
spoke Cantonis infront of them and knew immediately that I
was lot local KL or Ipoh, sure some ulu-ulu people.
But the things today that I am going to write is about some
Hakka terms that my Ah Chia used ( till today still use actually )
1. Niam Niam Kiap Kiap
===================
Means a person who the skin is sticky. Like right now, I am Niam Niam
Kiap Kiap cause the weather in KL is so hot that, right after I took
bath this morning, I began to sweat again.
Why? Thanks to the hot weather + the haze !! Fog you !!
2. Am Mor Si Soh
=============
Means a situation which is very-very dark. Like mid night when you
drive from KL to Seremban after Nilai area, before Seremban, I think
that stretch of High Way does not have street light.
Hence, I always call that stretch Am Mor Si Soh !!
3. Chet Ku
========
Thief or Pencuri.
4. Doh Doh
========
A lot.
5. Hmm Hau
=========
Do not.
6. Chok
======
Catch, tangkap
7. Ngai
======
Me, i , saya, aku, ku.
8. Ngi
=====
You, Lu, Engkau, Anda, Kamu, Mu, Kau,
So, do you know know, what does this poem mean?
Am Mor Si Soh
Chet Ku Doh Doh
Hmm Hau Chok Ngai
Chok Hsu Chi or Richie Ren
LOL !! This one is for Ah Chia who tought me Hakka until my
Diploma of Hakka Graduation LOL !!!
Thank you, Ah Chia !!
means my mother's mother ) and later I stayed with Ah Boh,
another storty that is.
My parents were ( my mom still is today, father retired 1997 ) teacher
so they didn't have the time to take care of me during day time.
Hence what they did was just throw me to Ah Chia's house near
Jalan Chin Hwa, Kuala Krai and let Ah Chia handles me.
From Ah Chia who speaks Hakka, I have picked up a lot of Hakka
course until I could speak Hakka better then my Cantonis cause
my father side is Cantonis.
When I first came to KL about 8 or 9 years ago, I spoke Cantonis
exactly like Richie Ren or Hsu Chi like that... people LOL when I
spoke Cantonis infront of them and knew immediately that I
was lot local KL or Ipoh, sure some ulu-ulu people.
But the things today that I am going to write is about some
Hakka terms that my Ah Chia used ( till today still use actually )
1. Niam Niam Kiap Kiap
===================
Means a person who the skin is sticky. Like right now, I am Niam Niam
Kiap Kiap cause the weather in KL is so hot that, right after I took
bath this morning, I began to sweat again.
Why? Thanks to the hot weather + the haze !! Fog you !!
2. Am Mor Si Soh
=============
Means a situation which is very-very dark. Like mid night when you
drive from KL to Seremban after Nilai area, before Seremban, I think
that stretch of High Way does not have street light.
Hence, I always call that stretch Am Mor Si Soh !!
3. Chet Ku
========
Thief or Pencuri.
4. Doh Doh
========
A lot.
5. Hmm Hau
=========
Do not.
6. Chok
======
Catch, tangkap
7. Ngai
======
Me, i , saya, aku, ku.
8. Ngi
=====
You, Lu, Engkau, Anda, Kamu, Mu, Kau,
So, do you know know, what does this poem mean?
Am Mor Si Soh
Chet Ku Doh Doh
Hmm Hau Chok Ngai
Chok Hsu Chi or Richie Ren
LOL !! This one is for Ah Chia who tought me Hakka until my
Diploma of Hakka Graduation LOL !!!
Thank you, Ah Chia !!
When I was a kid.
When I was a kid my parents were teachers at a small town called
Kuala Krai and they tought in diffrent schools.
So naturally they didn't have enough of time to take care of me.
First I was "thrown" to my Ah Chia ( mother's mother ).
Then somehow Ah Chia became busy with her business and I've
got a Nai Ma. ( Nanny )
This Nai Ma is called Ah Boh , my Ah Boh !!
This Nai Ma duty was not to provide Nai for me ( Nai = Milk )
All she did was just take good care of me, bath me, change my
cloths and everything a Nanny does to a small kid.
Ah Boh was really-really nice to me. I didn't remember her beating
me or even raised her voice at all.
Ah Boh operated a nice Toy Shop at Jalan Ah Sang ( opposite to
Shell Petrol Station now ) and from time to time I've got to select
a toy or two which Ah Boh gave me.
I didn't remember too much of it but here are a few incidents that
was deep in my mind.
Oh oh !!! Ah Boh has a son call Ah Bu Ko Ko ( Brother Ah Bu ) and
Ah Bu is a good friend of my uncle Addy Ho, even till today !! hehe
1. Once, either Ah Bu Ko Ko or his sister brought a small art knife back
from school, was suppose to cut pencil or something like that.
I became Keh Kiang ( sibuk, jaga tepi kain orang ) and took the little
knife to teach Ah Bu how to use the knife properly ( WTF? Teach? )
Of course I ended up a big hole at my finger , and blood on the floor !!
I remember Ah Boh was so panic and I am not sure if Ah Bu Ko Ko or
his sister were scolded or not, if they did, I want to apologize here !!
2. Ah Boh used to bath me and I enjoyed the bath very much cause
the water was cold then in small town like Kuala Krai.
Ah Boh one day told me:" Let's go Siang Yap !!"
Me :" Harr -_-" what is Siang Yap? can eat one ah?"
Ah Boh -_-"
Me :" hmmm? Taste good or not Siang Yap ??"
Ah Boh:" Oi ! Everyday eat eat eat !! "
Me -_-"
Ah Boh:" Siang Yap means Mandi, Take Bath, Chong Liang"
3. And there were so much of sweet memory of my younger day and
I wished these memories would never fade.
Best wishes and greeting goes to Ah Boh, Ah Bu Ko Ko and the family.
I loved you all,
I am still loving you all, and I will be always loving you all.
Kuala Krai and they tought in diffrent schools.
So naturally they didn't have enough of time to take care of me.
First I was "thrown" to my Ah Chia ( mother's mother ).
Then somehow Ah Chia became busy with her business and I've
got a Nai Ma. ( Nanny )
This Nai Ma is called Ah Boh , my Ah Boh !!
This Nai Ma duty was not to provide Nai for me ( Nai = Milk )
All she did was just take good care of me, bath me, change my
cloths and everything a Nanny does to a small kid.
Ah Boh was really-really nice to me. I didn't remember her beating
me or even raised her voice at all.
Ah Boh operated a nice Toy Shop at Jalan Ah Sang ( opposite to
Shell Petrol Station now ) and from time to time I've got to select
a toy or two which Ah Boh gave me.
I didn't remember too much of it but here are a few incidents that
was deep in my mind.
Oh oh !!! Ah Boh has a son call Ah Bu Ko Ko ( Brother Ah Bu ) and
Ah Bu is a good friend of my uncle Addy Ho, even till today !! hehe
1. Once, either Ah Bu Ko Ko or his sister brought a small art knife back
from school, was suppose to cut pencil or something like that.
I became Keh Kiang ( sibuk, jaga tepi kain orang ) and took the little
knife to teach Ah Bu how to use the knife properly ( WTF? Teach? )
Of course I ended up a big hole at my finger , and blood on the floor !!
I remember Ah Boh was so panic and I am not sure if Ah Bu Ko Ko or
his sister were scolded or not, if they did, I want to apologize here !!
2. Ah Boh used to bath me and I enjoyed the bath very much cause
the water was cold then in small town like Kuala Krai.
Ah Boh one day told me:" Let's go Siang Yap !!"
Me :" Harr -_-" what is Siang Yap? can eat one ah?"
Ah Boh -_-"
Me :" hmmm? Taste good or not Siang Yap ??"
Ah Boh:" Oi ! Everyday eat eat eat !! "
Me -_-"
Ah Boh:" Siang Yap means Mandi, Take Bath, Chong Liang"
3. And there were so much of sweet memory of my younger day and
I wished these memories would never fade.
Best wishes and greeting goes to Ah Boh, Ah Bu Ko Ko and the family.
I loved you all,
I am still loving you all, and I will be always loving you all.
Friday, September 16, 2005
Trivia IV
A few days ago fat lady forwarded an SMS to me,
in the SMS she asked me ,
" What is the diffrent between a Parachute and a Condom ?"
I considered myself as a quite not too stupid guy but I couldn't tell.
So I scrolled down and see, and terus -_-"
The answer ,
"If Parachute peciah, then this world might has less one human life !!!"
-_-"
"If condom peciah, then this world might has One more human life !!!"
or two if it's a twins !!! My god in the sky !!!
in the SMS she asked me ,
" What is the diffrent between a Parachute and a Condom ?"
I considered myself as a quite not too stupid guy but I couldn't tell.
So I scrolled down and see, and terus -_-"
The answer ,
"If Parachute peciah, then this world might has less one human life !!!"
-_-"
"If condom peciah, then this world might has One more human life !!!"
or two if it's a twins !!! My god in the sky !!!
Smoke gets in your eyes.
Yesterday evening I became a whale and did swim for about 26 laps
in 48 minutes. Hmmm... feel grate cause now I can swim 26 laps
non stop 80% breast stroke and 20% free style. Not bad !!!
After the swimming time I went back to my room and opened my
windows to get some fresh air while cooling down.
What greeted me was some burning smell ( like forrest burning ? )
and when I looked at the surrounding the sky and atmosphere
looked blur-blur and smokey !!!
Now, is the haze back? Yeah I think so !!
Anything we could do about it? No I don't think so !!
What should we do then? Pasang air cond in room and take care of
the personal hygeine.
And screw you Hot Spots !!! Screw you very much !!!
in 48 minutes. Hmmm... feel grate cause now I can swim 26 laps
non stop 80% breast stroke and 20% free style. Not bad !!!
After the swimming time I went back to my room and opened my
windows to get some fresh air while cooling down.
What greeted me was some burning smell ( like forrest burning ? )
and when I looked at the surrounding the sky and atmosphere
looked blur-blur and smokey !!!
Now, is the haze back? Yeah I think so !!
Anything we could do about it? No I don't think so !!
What should we do then? Pasang air cond in room and take care of
the personal hygeine.
And screw you Hot Spots !!! Screw you very much !!!
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Giant Seapark PJ
I was at this Giant Supermarket of Seapark this afternoon
after meeting a customer nearby.
I was thinking of buying some mooncake for the coming Sunday
and after that I found that :" Gee, got to pee !! "
Ok then asked the lady who sells mooncake where's the toilet.
She pointed outside and say," Out there, out side !!"
Me -_-" Hmmm??? And thanked her and went to payment counter.
After paying the mooncakes I went to search for the toilet.
After a few minutes only I noticed that the toilet is really
"Outside" of the Giant building. This Giant supermarket looks
like an old cinema to me... sort of.
Well, then proceed to accomplish the mission first....
Walked into the Male Toilet and found, Holy Cow !!!
Why the floor so wet one? It has 1 handwash basin, 2 rooms
and 2 toilet bowl outside of the rooms for express peeing
process.
Ok, fine, I would prefer to pee standing, more Mojo !!!
Pee pee pee !! pee pee pee !!
And suddenly I heard sound of water dripping on the floor????
I looked at the toilet bowl and shit !! This blardy toilet
bowl was leaking like there is no tomorrow like that !!!!
I quickily jumped of a few step and the pee pee ( fresh one )
started spreading on the floor while I was cursing GNN CNN
FBI CIA KGB NSA KFC and stuff like that....
Now I know why the floor is wet already....
But then, I was stepping on the water just now woh !!!
-_-" Another round of GNN CNN FBI CIA KGB JPN........!!!!!!!
Worst toilet experiance in PJ area.
I stepped on other's people pee pee leh !!!
After that I quickily ran outside ( of course after zipped up )
and walked around to ensure that the shoe surface is dried
of these pee pee stuff !!
Oii !! Such a nice place to do shopping ( Cheap goods ) but with
this kind of toilet, please do something about it !!!
Or next time I will pee at your Long kang infront ok??
MCB !!
after meeting a customer nearby.
I was thinking of buying some mooncake for the coming Sunday
and after that I found that :" Gee, got to pee !! "
Ok then asked the lady who sells mooncake where's the toilet.
She pointed outside and say," Out there, out side !!"
Me -_-" Hmmm??? And thanked her and went to payment counter.
After paying the mooncakes I went to search for the toilet.
After a few minutes only I noticed that the toilet is really
"Outside" of the Giant building. This Giant supermarket looks
like an old cinema to me... sort of.
Well, then proceed to accomplish the mission first....
Walked into the Male Toilet and found, Holy Cow !!!
Why the floor so wet one? It has 1 handwash basin, 2 rooms
and 2 toilet bowl outside of the rooms for express peeing
process.
Ok, fine, I would prefer to pee standing, more Mojo !!!
Pee pee pee !! pee pee pee !!
And suddenly I heard sound of water dripping on the floor????
I looked at the toilet bowl and shit !! This blardy toilet
bowl was leaking like there is no tomorrow like that !!!!
I quickily jumped of a few step and the pee pee ( fresh one )
started spreading on the floor while I was cursing GNN CNN
FBI CIA KGB NSA KFC and stuff like that....
Now I know why the floor is wet already....
But then, I was stepping on the water just now woh !!!
-_-" Another round of GNN CNN FBI CIA KGB JPN........!!!!!!!
Worst toilet experiance in PJ area.
I stepped on other's people pee pee leh !!!
After that I quickily ran outside ( of course after zipped up )
and walked around to ensure that the shoe surface is dried
of these pee pee stuff !!
Oii !! Such a nice place to do shopping ( Cheap goods ) but with
this kind of toilet, please do something about it !!!
Or next time I will pee at your Long kang infront ok??
MCB !!
Sunday, September 11, 2005
This morning ( sunday ) I woke up at around 6 am something. Was thinking to wash the car but felt a little bit not confident with the weather, how if it rains later -_-"?? Well, hence I took plan B, tidy up my room a little bit cause the room looked alittle messy. After tidy up everything, washed the cloths and everything , and even mopped the floor. I had something new to do, that is to count the coins that I have in my Horlick bottle. After about 20 to 30 minutes of hard work Tata, here the coins in position for counting. Total rm 210.00 heheehhe!! Yeah I am rich !
Yesterday evening while I was having an evening nap at around 6 something PM ( Saturday keh !! ) i suddenly saw the sky displaying some nice colour and tone. I ran to get my digital camera ( Panasonic Lumix LZ2 ) and grabbed the mini tripod from under the piano -_-". and took these photos and I hope you like them.
10 Sep 2005 10:51 pm. Moon from my windows reminds me of hmmm.... Mooncake Festival is coming next week ( 18 Sep 2005 ) is the Chap Goh Meh of Chinese August. Happy Mooncake Festival everyone and may you all be happy with family and friends. Night Mode. Panasonic LZ2. F4.5, exposure 8 second. ISO 80.
Thursday, September 08, 2005
See.. from my office in Subang Jaya to KLIA car park took us about 42 minutes, I used the auto cruise function and cruised at around 100kmph cause we were early then expected time. Travelled 47 km from Subang Jaya to KLIA and average speed = 67kmph. And see ?? see ?? 8.8 L/ 100km leh !! That's the best I could go already hehehe
A few weeks ago, I went to Seremban with my family. Went to a shop next to Maybank selling Hak Kar Mee. Tasted ok, but since the shop owner uses pork oil in the mee. My family gave the food an A. But the attitude of the shop owner was ... er... very unfriendly... like we need to beg them to serve us food like that.... aiya...
Fuel usage calculation for my F-117.
As a damn Ku Hon guy, I always monitor the fuel usage of my F-117.
A cool guy should have a well maintained machine, right?
Some
in the cockpit to calculate the tank capacity, balance of fuel,
fuel consumption (litter/km) and so on.
My F-117 doesn't carry the onboard computer thingy. So I use a piece
of paper and pen to write down the refuel amount, refuel date, milage
and so on. It's my way (my only way) to monitor the fuel usage for
this 3 years old F-117.
So far the performance of my F-117 is still not bad !!!
Still could clock 7.7 litter for 100km ( Town and Highway ).
Average litter per km = 0.0776.
Average cost per km = 0.0776 x RM 1.62 = RM 0.1257.
So, RM 0.125 for 1 km of driving is still acceptable right?
This is based on price of petrol at RM 1.62 per litter.
And oh, when I was driving the company E280 Mercedes Benz...
Initially it showed 24 litter/ 100 km ( Wah seh !!! )
That is 24x RM 1.62 = RM38.88 for 100km
Or RM 0.388 per km my god in the sky !!
But after my economic driving technique from Subang to KLIA
and KLIA back to Subang I have managed to clock at
8.8 litter/ 100km ( hmmm I am good !! )
That is 8.8 x RM 1.62 = RM 14.256 for 100km
Or RM 0.142 per km for Merz E280 !!! Yahoo !! I am dang good !!
Just some record for myself and I am proud of it, if you one
day can drive a 2800 cc car and clock 8.8 litter of fuel for
100 km distance you have to tell me ok? hehehe !!
8.8 litter/ 100
"What goes around comes around."
"What goes around comes around."
A must read story..........
He almost didn't see the old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but
even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled
up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still
sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to
help for the last hour or so .. was he going to hurt her? He didn't look
safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He
knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.
He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car
where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad
enough Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack,
skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the
tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and
began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was
only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to
her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she
owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already
imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not
stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job
to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were
plenty who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life
that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she
saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance
they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me."
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold
and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing
into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab
a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of
her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old
gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over
and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. she had a sweet smile,
one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The
lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she
never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady
wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger.
Then she remembered Bryan.
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill.
The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but
the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time
the waitress came back The waitress wondered where the lady could be.
Then she noticed something written on the napkin. There were tears in
her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "You don't owe me anything.
I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping
you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let
this chain of love end with you."
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to
serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she
got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the
money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how
much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was
going to be hard..
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to
her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's
gonna be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."
There is an old saying "What goes around comes around." Today, I sent
received from Johntim you this story, and I'm asking you to pass it on ... Let this light shine.
A must read story..........
He almost didn't see the old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but
even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled
up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still
sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to
help for the last hour or so .. was he going to hurt her? He didn't look
safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He
knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.
He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car
where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad
enough Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack,
skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the
tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and
began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was
only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to
her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she
owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already
imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not
stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job
to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were
plenty who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life
that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she
saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance
they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me."
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold
and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing
into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab
a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of
her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old
gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over
and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. she had a sweet smile,
one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The
lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she
never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady
wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger.
Then she remembered Bryan.
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill.
The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but
the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time
the waitress came back The waitress wondered where the lady could be.
Then she noticed something written on the napkin. There were tears in
her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "You don't owe me anything.
I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping
you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let
this chain of love end with you."
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to
serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she
got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the
money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how
much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was
going to be hard..
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to
her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything's
gonna be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."
There is an old saying "What goes around comes around." Today, I sent
received from Johntim you this story, and I'm asking you to pass it on ... Let this light shine.
Chinese New Year day till 2014.
| Year | 1st Day of Chinese New Year | Day | Phil | Papa | Mama | Mei Mei | Di Di |
| 2004 | Jan. 22 | Thu | 27 | 62 | 53 | ||
| 2005 | Feb. 9 | Wed | 28 | 63 | 54 | 22 | 19 |
| 2006 | Jan. 29 | Sun | 29 | 64 | 55 | ||
| 2007 | Feb. 18 | Sun | 30 | 65 | 56 | ||
| 2008 | Feb. 7 | Thu | 31 | 66 | 57 | ||
| 2009 | Jan. 26 | Thu | 32 | 67 | 58 | ||
| 2010 | Feb. 14 | Sun | 33 | 68 | 59 | ||
| 2011 | Feb. 3 | Thu | 34 | 69 | 60 | ||
| 2012 | Jan. 23 | Mon | 35 | 70 | 61 | ||
| 2013 | Feb. 10 | Sun | 36 | 71 | 62 | ||
| 2014 | Jan. 31 | Fri | 37 | 72 | 63 |
And what the heck is this? Well this is the 1st day Chinese New Year
from 2004 to 2005.
The reason? I was wondering that when is next year Chinese New year
or something like that and ran a search on the net.
Well since I've already found it, just paste it on the blog and let us share
it.
If i am not available at near Chinese New Year time next year, let me
wish you now " Gong Xi Fa Chai ! Happy Chinese New Year !"
Source of the table is from here
Source
Suicide II
As I've bloged on 31 Aug night that someone has actually performed a
suicide at our condo, and I wrote that I would write more about it.
Well, since the suicide case is still under active investigation by the
police I've better not write too much about the victims and so on.
However there is something which freaked me out that I must
write here.
On 31st Aug 2005 ( Merdeka Day ) and I had a few guest who came
from Japan to visit our company for factory auditing. Hence I became
the driver cause the actual driver were not working.
Picked them up from airport with my boss, went for dinner with them
and sent them back to hotel and finally back to office to change my
F-117 to go home.
when the company car ( Merz E280 ) arrived near office, about 20m
away, there was this stray dog blocking the company car.
The car light beamed shows that that dog was looking straight at me.
Our car moved a little bit foward, the dog still looked at me in the eyes.
Ok fine ! That's it !!
I kasi the dog a "horn!" and to my amuzed, the dog was not surprised
and walked away slowly like not happy or damn pissed of like that.
My boss:" Wah Kai hong, I don't know who has you insulted !!"
Me:"Why ? What makes you say like that?"
My boss:" Look at the dog just now, stared at you directly !!"
Me :" Eh ! Don't scare me leh, I still need to drive F-117 alone one!!"
Anyway, after that I've sent him back to his condo and proceeded to
go home.
On the way I stopped at Bandar Utama Center Point 7-11 to purchase
something, and there was this Malay lady saying
" Eh sana condo ada orang bunuh diri !"
Me -_-"
And asked:" Excuse me, condo mana satu?"
Lady:" Itu Kayu Ara sana !!"
Me:" Hmm? You mean Puncak Damansara Condo?"
Lady:" Ya ya ya !! Betul !! "
Me mumbled:" Fuck fuck fuck !! "
And rushed home.
Appearantly there was really someone who jumped of from 18th
floor of Block A and fall to his death.
And time of the inccident was = the time when the dog starred at
my eyes.
Coincidence?
Good omen?
Bad omen?
Warning?
Hints?
Clues?
And it happened on 27th of July according to Chinese Celendar ( Au Wu Festival )
Call Gil Grissom for more info.
Crime Scene Investigation Department.
Crime Lab.
Las Vagas Police Department.
qbasic772[at]gmail[dot]com
suicide at our condo, and I wrote that I would write more about it.
Well, since the suicide case is still under active investigation by the
police I've better not write too much about the victims and so on.
However there is something which freaked me out that I must
write here.
On 31st Aug 2005 ( Merdeka Day ) and I had a few guest who came
from Japan to visit our company for factory auditing. Hence I became
the driver cause the actual driver were not working.
Picked them up from airport with my boss, went for dinner with them
and sent them back to hotel and finally back to office to change my
F-117 to go home.
when the company car ( Merz E280 ) arrived near office, about 20m
away, there was this stray dog blocking the company car.
The car light beamed shows that that dog was looking straight at me.
Our car moved a little bit foward, the dog still looked at me in the eyes.
Ok fine ! That's it !!
I kasi the dog a "horn!" and to my amuzed, the dog was not surprised
and walked away slowly like not happy or damn pissed of like that.
My boss:" Wah Kai hong, I don't know who has you insulted !!"
Me:"Why ? What makes you say like that?"
My boss:" Look at the dog just now, stared at you directly !!"
Me :" Eh ! Don't scare me leh, I still need to drive F-117 alone one!!"
Anyway, after that I've sent him back to his condo and proceeded to
go home.
On the way I stopped at Bandar Utama Center Point 7-11 to purchase
something, and there was this Malay lady saying
" Eh sana condo ada orang bunuh diri !"
Me -_-"
And asked:" Excuse me, condo mana satu?"
Lady:" Itu Kayu Ara sana !!"
Me:" Hmm? You mean Puncak Damansara Condo?"
Lady:" Ya ya ya !! Betul !! "
Me mumbled:" Fuck fuck fuck !! "
And rushed home.
Appearantly there was really someone who jumped of from 18th
floor of Block A and fall to his death.
And time of the inccident was = the time when the dog starred at
my eyes.
Coincidence?
Good omen?
Bad omen?
Warning?
Hints?
Clues?
And it happened on 27th of July according to Chinese Celendar ( Au Wu Festival )
Call Gil Grissom for more info.
Crime Scene Investigation Department.
Crime Lab.
Las Vagas Police Department.
qbasic772[at]gmail[dot]com
Jessie has left our company.
There used to be a little girl called Jessie in my company.
She was 20 years old when she first joint our company and 6 days ago
was her last day in our company.
She told me before I left:" Oi my new company, we work 5 days per
week only leh !! Damn syiok !!!"
I said :" Oi ! Need to action action like that meh? CNN!!"
Cause I've been working in 5 and 1/2 days work company for the
past 5 to 6 years.
She replied:" Hahaha !! 5 days 5 days 5 days work Nyeh Nyeh !! "
Then I said:" Laugh lah laugh, sekali you new company announce
new policy to work 6 days you terus mampui !! hahahahahaha !!!
Jessie -_-"
Then, Jessie:" Oii ! need to curse me like that meh ??"
Me :" Nyeh nyeh nyeh.. nyeh nyeh !!! "
Me:" Sure change one! you wait and see, you wait and see !!! hahaha!"
hahahahaha !!
For those out there who works 5 days per week, I look you no up !!
For those out there who works 5 or 6 days /week, I look you up !!
She was 20 years old when she first joint our company and 6 days ago
was her last day in our company.
She told me before I left:" Oi my new company, we work 5 days per
week only leh !! Damn syiok !!!"
I said :" Oi ! Need to action action like that meh? CNN!!"
Cause I've been working in 5 and 1/2 days work company for the
past 5 to 6 years.
She replied:" Hahaha !! 5 days 5 days 5 days work Nyeh Nyeh !! "
Then I said:" Laugh lah laugh, sekali you new company announce
new policy to work 6 days you terus mampui !! hahahahahaha !!!
Jessie -_-"
Then, Jessie:" Oii ! need to curse me like that meh ??"
Me :" Nyeh nyeh nyeh.. nyeh nyeh !!! "
Me:" Sure change one! you wait and see, you wait and see !!! hahaha!"
hahahahaha !!
For those out there who works 5 days per week, I look you no up !!
For those out there who works 5 or 6 days /week, I look you up !!
Hurricane in my company !!
2 weeks ago, the management has came out with some new rules
to perform cost-saving for the company.
Result? Well I have to bring in sales faster, at better price, deliver
faster and most important, collect payments first before delivery.
Result? Customer complains and complains and complains.
And me? Busy and busy and busy !!
Have to run here run there and rush here and rush there !!
Result? A lot of time consumed and wasted !!
Result? Making me to have less free time.
Result? Less blog loh hahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ok i have been really busy for the past 1 or 2 weeks, sorry to
all and will become more hardworking ok?
Have a nice day.
to perform cost-saving for the company.
Result? Well I have to bring in sales faster, at better price, deliver
faster and most important, collect payments first before delivery.
Result? Customer complains and complains and complains.
And me? Busy and busy and busy !!
Have to run here run there and rush here and rush there !!
Result? A lot of time consumed and wasted !!
Result? Making me to have less free time.
Result? Less blog loh hahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ok i have been really busy for the past 1 or 2 weeks, sorry to
all and will become more hardworking ok?
Have a nice day.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Suicide I
流金歲月的點滴
Today 31st Aug 2005, someone has committed suicide at Block A
of Puncak Damansara Condo ( Yeah , I stay there, block B ).
Time of inccident should be around 9:45 pm to 10:00 pm.
Male, aged 36 years old and name are witheld till the next of kin
is been informed by the police.
So I informed my cousin in Australia about the unfortunate incident.
My cousin :" police thr ar? "
Me :" Yeap !"
My cousin :" ambulance thr ar?"
Me :" Nope, cause the guy is dead."
My cousin :" got bloood ah?"
Me :" It was dark, I didn't see. "
My cousin :" Scarry though!"
Me :" I see lof of 38 people though !! "
My cousin :" hahahahahaha !!! "
SOAB people committed suicide at my condo and I still have
time to blog funnyly about it?
I am not feeling funny, just I saw too much of 38 people.
Will write more about this incident , and I promise you you will
feel freaked out when you learn the details tomorrow or a day
after tomorrow..... to be continued !!!
Today 31st Aug 2005, someone has committed suicide at Block A
of Puncak Damansara Condo ( Yeah , I stay there, block B ).
Time of inccident should be around 9:45 pm to 10:00 pm.
Male, aged 36 years old and name are witheld till the next of kin
is been informed by the police.
So I informed my cousin in Australia about the unfortunate incident.
My cousin :" police thr ar? "
Me :" Yeap !"
My cousin :" ambulance thr ar?"
Me :" Nope, cause the guy is dead."
My cousin :" got bloood ah?"
Me :" It was dark, I didn't see. "
My cousin :" Scarry though!"
Me :" I see lof of 38 people though !! "
My cousin :" hahahahahaha !!! "
SOAB people committed suicide at my condo and I still have
time to blog funnyly about it?
I am not feeling funny, just I saw too much of 38 people.
Will write more about this incident , and I promise you you will
feel freaked out when you learn the details tomorrow or a day
after tomorrow..... to be continued !!!
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