The One About Grave Digger

Saw this one from Kommies some time ago. Darn Kommis
is down these few days, damn lonely !!


Adik:" Mak ! Mak ! Boleh adik tanya satu soalan?"

Emak yang sambil masak kari ikan dari dapur jawab.
" Ya ! Dik, apa dik punya soalan ?"

Adik:" Kenapa itu si penggali kubur gali kubur tak
pakai baju, mak ? "

Emak:" Hmm... sebab dia panas kot !! "

Adik:" Salah ! "

Emak:" Sebab dia nak show off tikus dia ! "

Adik: " Salah ! "

Emak:" Sebab dia tak mahu kotorkan baju dia!"

Adik:" Salah !"

Emak menjadi tidak tentu arah dan rasa malu kerana
tidak dapat jawap dengan betul.

Emak pon tanya, " Jadi, apakah jawapannya ? "

Adik, " Orang tu menggali kubur tak pakai baju,
tapi dia pakai canggkul ! Baru best ! "

Emak terus 2 kaki ke langit dan kari ikan berterbangan
di dapur !!

Salah !Salah !Salah !Salah !Salah !Salah !
Salah !Salah !Salah !Salah !Salah !Salah !

Balik kelantan makan kari ikan minggu ini,
bestnya !!

The One About Noisy or Not.

Tadi kawan aku mari tanya saya satu soalan yang agak
mudah.

Kawan: " Eh ! Wong ! Ada masa sikit ah ? "

Saya: " Hmm.. ok ! Apa masalah anda ? "

Kawan: " Itu Roti dan Kopi ya !! Mana satu lebih bising?"

Saya: " Har ? Gapo mu kecek ? " ( Har ! Apa anda cakap ?"

Kawan:" Fikir lah ! Mana satu lebih bising antara Roti
dan Kopi ! "

Saya ..... hmmmmm....

Hmmmmm... korek kepala dan korek hidung... korek rambut...

Lepas 5 minit, saya:" Eh ! Tak tahu lah ! Susah ni ! "

Kawan: " Jawapanya senang aja ! "

Saya: " Cakap ! Cakap !! Apa jawapanya ! "

Kawan: " Breadtalk(tm) dan Kopitiam(diam) !! "

Saya terus 2 kaki hala ke langit !!!

Kawan:" Eh ! Eh ! Eh!!!! " dan melarikan diri !!!

The One About Hand Phone On Strike !!

My Sony Ericsson went on strike since 4 days ago and
it is now being sent to nearest medical center for
medical attention.

Nowadays, the mobile phones are not as well built as
they used to be.

Once there was a lorry which lost it's brakes and
kept on reversing on a slippery slop area.

The driver was chasing from behind and shouted:
" help help ! The lorry has no brake ! "

I walked near the lorry and took out my mobile
phone and put the phone gently near the lorry's
wheel, and the lorry stopped immediately !!!

That was in 1988 of course !! Where the mobile
phone was as huge as a mountain.

And when I said I took out my mobile phone, I
took IT out from my lorry as well.

You know, to carry a mobile phone with a size
of mountain, you would need a lorry to do that.

Anyway, the point is that, the mobile phones
nowadays are damn lousy !!

Just a free fall on the floor and it goes on
strike and refuse to work already !!

Last time ( during my era ) when we drop our
mobile phone on the floor, the floor gets broken
and we had to get the construction guy to
patch the floor and fix the road.

And when we drop our mobile phone on the floor
in Kuala Lumpur, our neigbour from Singapore
could feel the tremors at 4.5 degree at least!

Yet the phone works fine after we blow the dust
away .... eh ??

That is what I call the Good Old Days !!

The One About Such A Good Idea

When I was in secondary school we were in a mandarin spoken mandarin
and we were trying really hard to catch up in English subject.

Our English teacher Theresa always pointed at my nose and shouted
" Kai Hong ! The only way you all could improve your English is by
speaking English ! "

Me, " Oh ok ! "

Theresa, " When people talk to you, if you don't understand you
should say I beg your pardon, not har ?? "

Me, " Har ?? "

Theresa went 2 legs in the sky......

By the way, we were always trying to use the phrases that we learned
in the class during that time, and sometimes we over used them.

There was a time when, " Such A Good Idea " was being widely mis used.

The whole school was .....

A:" Yo ! Lunch time, let's go for lunch ! "
B:" Such A Good Idea "

A:" We go to the beach by bicycle tomorrow yeah ?? "
B:" Such A Good Idea "

A:" We go to school tomorrow at 7:00 am ok ?? "
B:" Such A Good Idea "

A:" Kai Hong, can you please pass me your history book? "
B:" Such A Good Idea "

A:" Eh ! Why you eat my lunch, you want to die izzit ? "
B: " Such A Good Idea "

A:" Eik ! Why you kiss me ? You want me to kill you izzit ? "
B: " Such A Good Idea " ( This seldom happen, normally after
kiss, the killing process starts immediately without delay or question
asked. )

Teacher:" Eh ! Kai Hong, don't speak in the class, else I will send
you to see the head master ! "
Me: " Such A Good Idea "

Head master room:" Kai Hong ! Why you so talkative in class ? You
want me to call your parents izzit ? "
Me: " Such A Good Idea and oppssss "

There you go, once we were too hard working memorizing all these
phrases, sometimes it would did back fire !!!

Such A Good Idea yeah ??

* running away.

This one is for all the teachers who has taught us before !!

Thanks to you all !! We always love you all !

The One About Happy Chinese New Year 2008

Here wishing everyone a Happy Chinese New Year 2008.

May Everyone has a good year ahead and 心想事成 ！！

The One About Flowers with Lights.

Nice ? No ?

The One About Alien Claws

And these looked like Alien claws, but at the same time
look like something edible.

The One About Limes... a lot of limes !!

All I could see was, hmmmm, a lot of Vitamin C !!!

LOLRTOF !!

The One About De Tour Ara Damansara

RM 1388 for a couple of limes ??

In Kelantan, RM 1388 could buy you a farm full of
lime trees already yeah !!

* jogging in farm ....

The One About Who Is George Soros -_-"

Today the KLSE market plunged as much as 66 points over and
the market seems very bad.

And my conversation with my friend began about the KLSE composite
index,

Johntim, " Market very bad hor ! "

Me, " Yeah lah ! A lot of people in deep shit this round !! "

Somehow the conversation touched about George Soros, and I said
to make the smart investment at the correct time / smart time will
have return, just like George Soros.

My friend, " Soros Si ? "

Me, " Yeah lah ! Soros Si ! "

My friend, " Forfa bor ? "

Me, " Soros Si a/l Lautan Sulawesi ! Near Sabah, Sarawak ! "

My friend 2 legs in the sky lolrtof !!!

The One About Handphone Rescue SOP

Maka hatta, apa yang harus anda patut buat jika telefon bimbit
jatuh apabila anda melakukan sesuatu yang amat penting .

Jangan panik ! Jangan menjerit-jerit macam orang gila.

Tengok sekeliling.

Tengok ke mana telefon tersebut karam bin tenggelam.

Jika jatuh longkang, terus ambil dulu.

Jika jatuh longkang, dan air longkang deras, panggil Bomba.

Jika jatuh longkang, dan air longkang kotor,
busuk dan hitam, terus beli telefon baru !!

**************

Jika jatuh dalam mangkuk tandas, tengok dulu.

Jika mangkuk tandas tidak ada air besar, kutip cepat-cepat.

Jika mangkuk tandas tidak ada air besar, jangan buang air besar dulu,
kutip dulu.

Jika mangkuk tandas ada air besar, beli lah telefon baru !!

****************

Jika telefon jatuh ke dalam sungai, tengok kalau sungai deras
ke tidak.

Jika air deras, panggil Bomba.

Jika air tidak deras, tengok jika ada buaya atau babi hutan
atau kuda air ( hypo ).

Jika tiada binatang buas, terus kutip dari sungai.

Jika sungai ada binatang buas ( ular juga ) panggil Bomba.

Jika sungai cetek, terus ambil tanpa masalah di atas.

Jika sungai amat dalam, panggil Bomba, atau
Tentera Laut DiRaja Malaysia (TLDM )

Jika sungai busuk, kotor, berbangkai kucing ada air besar,
kekuning-kuningan. maka tahniah kepada anda kerana anda
sedang berada di Sungai Kelang.

Kalau anda berada di atau dekat dengan Sungai Kelang,
maka kita boleh pergi makan Bak Kut Teh dulu sebelum nak
cari handphone tersebut atau beli handphone baru.

Selamat Tahun Baru Kepada Anda dan Tuan Majikan Anda.

********

Jika handphone jatuh ke dalam laut. Jangan panik juga.

Tengok samada laut tersebut ada ikan jerung atau buaya laut.

Jika tiada, tengok jika air laut dalam atau tidak.

Jika air laut tidak dalam ( kurang daripada 1meter ),
kutip aja !!

Jika air laut sederhana dalam ( kurang daripada 10 meter,
lebih daripada 1 meter ) ambilah 1 pelampung
( kepada mereka yang tidak pandai berenang, jangan buat ! beli baru punya )
dan cuba cari telefon tersebut.

Jika nampak telefon di dasar laut ( tidak lebih daripada 10 meter )
cuba untuk tenggelam dan mencapai telefon tersebut.

Jika laut adalah dalam ( lebih daripada 10 meter dan ke atas )
panggil Tentera Laut Di Raja Malaysia, dan tanya mereka mana ada
jual handphone baru yang bagus lagi murah.

Jika Tentera Laut Di Raja Malaysia tidak tahu,
boleh tanya Polis Di Raja Makaysia juga.

Jika Polis Di Raja Malaysia juga sangat sibuk dengan
membenteras kes, maka anda boleh cari Saudara Lim Kit Siang
( DAP punya orang lah itu ) dan anda boleh baca article beliau pada
http://blog.limkitsiang.com/

Jika Saudara Lim Kit Siang punya article tiada atau gagal dihubungi
( Nombor Yang Anda Dial, Berada Di Luar Kawasan Rangkaian, Terima Kasih )

Anda juga dapat baca article tulisan saudari Terresa Kok

http://teresakok.blogsome.com/

Maka, hatta, Hang Tuah pun berdiri dan berucap dengan 2 belah tangan
menyembah baginda.

"Ampun Tuanku Beribu-ribu Ampun !! " cakap Hang Tuah.

"Cis !! Budak bedebah Hang Tuah, hanya beribu ampun saja ,
mana cukup ?" Titah Baginda.

" ????? Apa???? " tanya Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat pun tersenyum
kambing di tepi.

Akan disambung lepas Hari Raya Cina... kua...

The One About Working Really Hard

Via MSN this morning, I put my status as Headache.

My friend from Singapore asked me why am I having Headache?

Me," I am having headache nowadays ! "

Friend," Why ? Are you ok ? "

Me, " Yeah I suppose so, just some headache, that's all !"

Friend, " How come suddenly you have headache? "

Me, " Perhaps I am having more work and work hard
nowadays. Perhaps too many works. "

Me, " Last time I worked 1 hour per day, still ok !!"

Me, " Now I am working 2 hours per day you know ?
2 hours !! "

My friend 2 legs in the sky and I * lari !!!

Buahhahahahahahah !!!

The One About It Takes Two ( Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston )

I always feel good and happy when I hear this song and I just
to play it loud in room sometimes.

Fat Lady didn't understand why is that this song so special to
me, and I didn't explain to her too. She felt that this song is
a little bit noisy ( actually pretty noisy ).

Until one day we were watching Hot Shots : Part Duex ! on
the TV and this song was played when the movie ends.

Fat lady, " Oh ! This song ! "

Me, " Yeah this song ! "

Fat lady, " No wonder you always play this song ! "

Me, " Yeah I like it cause I always remember the funny
scene when hear this song... "

Fat lady lolol !!!

It Takes Two !! hahahahahaha !!

And the ending song for Hot Shots ( 1st one ? )

Dream Lover ! hahahhahaha !

Darn these songs are good !

The One About My Ferrari

This morning in office they were talking about the taxi services
in Kuala Lumpur, about the experience and satisfaction level and
everything.

Miss A, " Kai Hong, your girl friend drive to work or not ? "

Me, " Nope, she normally takes LRT or taxi to work. "

Miss A, " Eh !?? Why she doesn't drive to work eh ? "

Me, " Oh, you know, the new Ferrari I bought for her, she
is still not used to the speed and horsepower and the car
is a bit too fast for her, hence, you know... take taxi first. "

Me, " And I normally use the Aston Martin to come to office
and my Porsche is having it's normal yearly service, hence
she has no car, very poor eh ?? "


All of office staff -_-" and a lot of legs in the sky !!!!





* I went jogging this morning !!

The One About Not Very Cold Lah !!

Just now I called Fat Lady who is in China, and she picked
up the phone.

Me, " Wei ? How is the weather there ?"

FL, " Ok lah not too bad. "

Me, " Cold or not there ? "

FL, " Not very cold lah, negative 2 or 3 degree Celsius niah !"

Me 2 legs in the sky !!

The One About Many Many Certificates.

In our daily lives there are all sorts of certificate, qualification,
examination, piano knowledge etc, some Diploma cert, MBA
certs and stuff like that.

Hence, today one of my sales team member called and asked
me, " Hello Mr Wong !! "

Me, " Yes , how may I help you ? "

Staff, " Today I did very wall in the task that you wanted me
to do leh ! "

Me, " Izzit ? How about the previous few weeks when you do
not did well in the task ? "

Staff, " Never mind lah, today did well ok already mar, right ? "

Me -_-"

Staff, " So, what would you reward me zheek ? What is my reward
zhek ? "

Me -__-"

Staff, " How leh ! How leh ?? What is my rewards lehhhhhhh ? "

Me, " Ok can, you come back to office tomorrow, I might have
something really nice for you. "

Staff, " Waho !! Waho !! So good ah you ? What are those ? "

Me, " Wait , let me see yeah, hmmm, ohhhh !! We have some
cert and letter for you if you want ! We have hmm, show cause
letter, we have warning letter, we also have "you are fired" letter
and some VSS ( volunteer separation scheme ) and demotion
letter. Hmmmm... let me see, which one that you prefer ? "

Staff, " eerrrr.... "

Me, " Tell me which one that you want ? I can put your name
there first using laser printer first, you just thumb print and
sign, then i can frame it up for you nicely liao !! Come come !! "

Staff, " eerrr.... eh I sikap, need to go toilet bye ! " hang up...

Me, " wei wei ?? hello hello ?? ... so fast lari meh ? "

So what do you want ? Diploma ? Degree ? MBA ??

Semua pon ada !! Semua ada !!!!

* lari !

The One About Some Good Tea in Hotel of JB

Don't know if it is aging problems, that I now prefer
to drink a lot of tea no matter where am I.

Hence when I checked into the Nice hotel of JB I
naturally boiled the water and cooked myself 2 cups of
nice , well, not bad mia tea.



To be able to work and drink tea in a hotel while looking at the
windows at Johor Straits is not that bad, right ?

It is not the CMOS or Sensor dirt on the below image or photo,
because the windows of the hotel were dusty. If not it would be
even nicer , haih !!

The One About Some Good Hotel of JB

Was staying in a very nice hotel in Johor Bharu a
few weeks ago, they had this complimentary fruits plate
for the guests and I was delighted that they had this.

Hence I placed that in the fridge and plan to eat them
after I finished my job in JB.

Mana tahu I totally forgotten about the fruits after
that and I think the fruits are now still in the mini
fridge and might be, might be brewing into fruits wine.

Good, next time I go there I have free fruit wines made
by myself, what could be better then that eh ??

* Shake leg to show happiness, cause no tail.

The One About Have You Ever Seen The Snow ?

Fat Lady sent me an SMS from China just now and
told me that :" OMG ! It's snowing ! oh snowing !!
SNOWING !!! All white white one very beaufiful "

And, " Wow ! Now talking got smoke come out one !!
Got smoke come out one !! lolrtof !!!! "

Me -_-"

She, " But freeze like hell here leh ! "

lolol !!

Hence told her, " Why don't you try to pee on
the snow and see if it will become Ice Cream or not ?
See pee got smoke or not ? "

She replied with " &&!^^$^&#^^!%%%%%&#*&*((*&^^#$ "

lolrotf !!

I have not seen snow before, but I could imagine
that a little bit, by putting my head into my
house fridge.

Have you ever seen the snow ?

I know I would, next year, Kon Ming !!

That is my plan and my Mission.

Lock and load ! And would fire at will and we
shall see how does Pee Ice Cream look like.

If there is no one around, I might even try
to do cirit birit ice cream on ice ?? "

Now that's cool !!

* jogging away slowly.....

The One About Cinderella Man

Cinderella Man

Just go watch it, with your heart, alone.

The One About The Result of Without ISO Certification

Now in manufacturing or OEMing or any production related
industry, we realize that it is important to have an ISO standard
or at least some SOP and stuff like that.

What happens if there are 4 person with different ages, sexes,
background, experience started manufacturing with the command
of " Fire At Will ? "

The photo below is self explainary and the 汤圆 made by these
friends of mine came in different sizes. Some size like mercury
planet, somes like Pluto, some like Mars, some Neptune, some as
small as comet and some as big as the Sun !!!



Now ! Kenapa boleh jadi begini ?

Back ground narrator, " Cause there wasn't an ISO : 9084018 !!! "

that's why !!

By the way if anyone could crack that, you are the worm in my
stomach and I would personally cook 汤圆 for you next year !

The One About Air Command 1

The correct sentence would be, " Flight attendance, please arm doors and
cross check ! thank you."

After so many time I finally could catch what does the captain or flight
crew of an aircraft says before take off.

By the way, flying in Airbus A330 is very much comfortable then the Aging
Boeing 737 which is ..... very old !!!

The One About Chinese New Year Approaching !

When you see this photo, you know that Chinese New Year is
coming as we started to munch the good Julies Chocolates Egg
Rolls liao !!

I know the photos presentation is like shitz but,
man this taste so good !!!

Fat Lady with 1 stick in her mouth like Arnold biting cigar,
" What are you looking at , boy ? "
and munch munch munch..... -_-"

I think she watched too many Arnies movies lately....

And she starts to go to Gym too -_-"

The One About Kuching's Chili

Touched down at Kuching airport yesterday and my colleague brought
me to one of the "good" kolokmee around the town.

And the chili they served is as per the photo.

I know that the chilis are expensive nowdays, but , but , but Kiam Siap
till this extend meh ??? 2 legs in the sky !!

I ended up give back the chilies to the stall owner and asked for 20 cents
rebate cause I didn't touch his knnbbq chilies !!

Did he give me 20 cents back ? Take a wild guess !!

The One About 1 Digital camera per person.

DC = Digital Camera

The price of Digital camera has dropped to as cheap as RM 300
plus plus. Amazing yeah ! Even primary students have DC in
their hands nowaday wherever they go -_-"

Same applies for adult, each family has a few DC and sometimes
in some family dinner or party, the scenario would be 3 person
sitting at the table while 20 person holding 20 DC at the other
side and started taking their photos.

Flash flash flash flash flash flash and flash !!!!!!!

The 3 person became temporary blinded by the flash, and their
smile frozen and face cramped cause had to smile or pretended
to smile for a long long time -_-"

Result　?

Extremely bad !

Cause when taking photos, it is not a good thing to have too many
DC around as the object or subject might not know which DC to
look at / into and resulting most of the time, the photo came out
that a group photos, 5 pairs of eyes are watching different angle
cause there were more then 5 DC taking their photos.

And I don't like that at all !!!!!

The One About 29 cents.

Did you know nowadays it is as cheap as Rm 0.29 is all you
needed to develop or should I say print your digital photos?

Minimum quantity is 100 pieces and this price is all over
Berjaya Time Square, it used to be Rm 0.60 or RM 0.70
a few months back in PJ area.

Now, Rm 0.29 !!!!

So, what are you waiting for ? Go and print those 20 GB
of your photos in your hard disk lah wei !

Those uncles and ah pek they all kept on complaining that
since we ( the youngster ) started using Digial Camera, they
didn't get to see any photos after every event already.

Cause all the photos were in the computer and we really took
that for granted.

Go ! Print some photos of your family, relatives, grandma and
show them the good time you all had to gather.

The One About 34 Karats Diamond ! -_-"

Today was with Fat Lady at Berjaya Time Square to do some
shopping and to spend some monies away.

Stopped at an famous Diamond shop and the shop lady came
and greeted us, and she pointed pointed at some Diamonds
and said, " 三 十 四 卡 拉 的 Diamond " in Cantonese, and the
pronunciation was " Sah Ah Sei Karat geh Diamond ! "

Fat Lady and me eyes big big looking at each other.

This sales lady thought that we were some Rich Middle East
oil company CEO or Boss ah ??

I asked her again, " I beg your pardon ? 34 karats ah ? "

Fat Lady eyes still big big with white foams at her mouth.

The sales lady, " Yes, Sah Ah Frikat come one ! You know ?"

Me and Fat Lady, " Oh !　South Africa, right ? "

Sales lady, " Yes Sah Ah Frikat , Sah Ah Frikat !!! "

Me , " Thank you, thank you, but no thanks yeah !"

Me and Fat Lady ran away fast fast ......

You know how much is an 1 karat cost, let alone 34 karat ?

I mean Sah Ah Frikat, errr, Sah Ah Sei Karat, arrrgggghhhh !!!

Sah Ah Sei Karat !! -_-"

Boy i am confused now !.

The One About Baked Beans

Did you know when one eats a lot of baked beans, he could produce
some very smelly fart ? I mean really really smelly one !!!

* jogging away.

The One About International Lutting Day

I told my supervisor just now today is International Lutting
Day ( 国 际 屌 人 日 ) where 屌 means Lut, not KKC.

Lut is being defined as, taruh, hentam, kasi kao kao, fart, abuse,
screw, polish etc.

When you see your little brother, being very lazy, after come back
from school, and doesn't want to do his homework.

You point at him and you LUT him. " &!%^&^#^$^&^(!&^^^#^
and go do your home work now ! "

When your phone like from Telekom is down and your stramyx is
down for more then 2 weeks, and the support centre are still trying
to escalate the problems to "pihak atasan" you LUT them!

When your operation coordinator from New Dehli ignore your email
and doesn't follow your instruction, you LUT them !!

When your shitting bank credit card conversion takes more then 1
month, and no reply nor updates from them, you call the Direct
Card Sales person and you LUT them !!!

Damn ! I need more people to LUT now, you all don't run away !!

Come back !!

* kejar ....

The One About Eagle and Chick.

Was at Pudu plaza yesterday while awaiting for Fat Lady.

Walked into the supermarket at the ground floor of the place
and saw a bunch of people surrounding a staff working there.

I told myself, this must be staff who is in charge of Cooking Oil
section and walked nearer.

I was correct !!!

The poor staff was opening a carton box of cooking oil and before
he could put the oil on the rack, the bottles of cooking oil
were grabbed from the boxes from him by the crowds.

Some old grandma grabbed 2 big bottles and ran to counter with
a big smile old her face -_-"

An middle age age uncle procured the cooking oils by putting multiple
bottles of it into another bigger box, hence "sapu"ed all the remaining
oil.

Some aunties who came later found that all the oil were gone has
gone into amok and search for high and low, and found that there are
2 more boxes of unopened one and quickly destroyed the box and
got the bottles of oil from the inside.

This is better then watching National Geographic !! More bloodier ,
more action, more close up and you could feel the urge to kill
especially when those aunties found that the oils are almost finished.

The staff -_-" and sighed !!!

Me crossed my arms and looked from 5 steps behind, and I smiled.

This reminded me of some eagles attacking some small little helpless
chicks. Only that these eagles are middle aged aunties and some
uncle.

What do you all need so much of cooking oil for ? ?

Drinking ah ? Aiseh !

* jogging away....

The One About "Hoi!"

One and off there are people calling moi old man or to be
more precise "very matured" man. I don't blame you all
cause by the look, I am quite matured, which the benefit of
it is debatable. lolol.

As a man grows older, he get wiser, gain more life experience,
gain more wisdom (cheh) , learn more road of cities and seldom
get lost in KL and PJ lol !!

As a man grows older, he learns that that in life, there are time
for:

work

play

family

friend

enjoy and get caught with pants down be responsible

In fact there are time for everything and working is not everything
and Pak Tor is also not everything, right ?

Damn ! The Sunday class ends here today, have a good day and
this advertisement is brought to you by moi !!

Follow these rules and I think it will do !!

Men are like VSOP, the older they are, the better it taste.

Women are like .... hmmm... I will write about that 20 years later
when I learn more ok ?

* lari !!!

The One About USB storage killing WORM

Was in the optical storage media industry about 6 years before
going to current job.

One of the task last time was to identify the challenge that we
might be facing soon and I told them one of the possible killer
for CDR, CDRW , DVDR and DVDRW could be USB solid state
storage like pen drive, thumb drive and whatever we call them.

They pointed at my nose and said, " No lah ! No way this could
happen ! "

But today when I looked at my DVD writter and even DVD
ROM drive I realized that it is happening and it is happening
steadily without us knowing that.

My DVD rom drive hasn't been opened for like 5 or 6 months,
and I also can't remember when was the last time I burn a
DVD-R , but on and off CD-R still have yeah.

It seems like today my 4GB and 2GB usb drive have been
really useful , big files thrown to 4GB one and smaller 2GB
one. some excel and word files ? use the 1GB　one yeah!

The piles of CD-R and DVD-R are left at the corner and
becoming nest of spiders, and playing ground for ants and
small insects.

Viva USB solid drive !!

WORM = Write once Read Many (time) storage like CD-R
and DVD-/+R

CD-RW and DVD-RW/+RW could be written and erased
multiple time, but could you remember how many time
that you have actually erased and RW media ?

USB solid drive is the man !

* slowly run away....

The One About Mac Lap Top

Hence I opened the new lap top and boot it up! This McBook
is so new and caused me not too much of money tough.

With me was my old friend Siong Ping from TAR college and
my ex house mate, this guy studied business computering and
was one of the earliest guy of us to have purchased a PC.
He had an IBM branded PC of Pentium 166 Mhz ( rm5,000 )
plus that time.

Waho ! After 20 years, finally I am getting my hands on an Mac!
I remember in the 80s my aunt in Kuala Krai they all had a Mac
computer in office and it was like RM 12,000 something yeah!

Anyway, fast forward to current !!
Really fast boot up compared to Windows XP and Vista, in seconds
only and the OS was loaded and ready to be used.

And i was setting up the wireless thing, eh ? How come the icon of
the wireless thing was exactly like Windows XP mia har ?
And the Microsoft Word inside ? Excel ? Menu everything and
even the OS also 100% the same.

I looked at my friend Siong Ping and he shrugged.

Me looked at the manual and cursing wtf , but in the heart that I
felt good cause the operation and everything was the same with
Windows.......

And I woke up suddenly, whew !!

Walked to my PC and kissed kissed my LCD and said hello to
my CPU with Windows OS inside.

Just a dream, not a wet one!

But in sounded so real and everything cause whenever i encounter
a new PC or Lap Top, the first thing is to enable the Wifi or Airport
things, and that was what I did in the dream -_-"

Sorry har, i think i am still with Microsoft at the moment !

* run away

The One About The Grand Coming Back.

Today I feel darn happy and glad cause something that has left
me for more then 10 years has suddenly came back.

You would surely agree and appreciate it too if you have
spent the past 10 years searching all the shop in Malaysia
and trying to look for an replacement, but no result.

The album was destroyed in a fire and now it is back and it
sounds like below ..... sweet !!

I am going to get the CD really really soon liao !! Waho!

滄海一聲笑......
白雲俏，艷陽照，襯我逍遙調；
自由是我，心裡只記，今朝的歡笑。

開心的感覺，傾心的快樂，今天開了心竅。

落霞如血，紅日如醉，我抱擁奇妙。
浮塵隨浪，只記，今朝的歡笑。

熱情和唱，縱情傲嘯，看透江湖玄妙。
自由來去，不盡逍遙，瀟灑得不得了。

笑面向，滔滔啊，他朝有誰能料？
浮塵隨浪，只記，今朝的歡笑。
開心的感覺，傾心的快樂，今天開了心竅。

滄海一聲笑......
白雲俏，艷陽照，襯我逍遙調；
自由是我，心裡只記，今朝的歡笑。
瀟灑得不得了...瀟灑得不得了...
瀟灑得不得了...瀟灑得不得了...

The One About Mellows.

张国荣《风继续吹》

我劝你早点归去, 你说你不想归去
只叫我抱着你
悠悠海风, 轻轻吹冷却了野火堆

我看见伤心的你, 你叫我怎舍得去
哭态也绝美
如何止哭, 只得轻吻你发边让风继续吹

不忍远离
心里极渴望 希望留下伴着你
风继续吹, 不忍远离
心里极渴望希望留下伴着你
心里亦有泪不愿流泪望着你

过去多少快乐记忆, 何妨与你一起去追
要将忧郁苦痛洗去, 柔情蜜意我愿记取

要强忍离情泪, 未许它向下垂
愁如锁眉头聚, 别离泪始终要下垂

我已令你快乐, 你也令我痴痴醉
你已在我心, 不必再问记着谁
留住眼里每滴泪, 为何仍断续流默默垂
为何仍断续流默默垂

why is it everytime I heard this song, I would become
helplessly mellow ?

And my staff, " Mr Wong , listening to oldiest again ah?"

Me," Hoi ! This one is a classic "

my staff, " You mean classical songs, like Beethoven ?
Bach ? Tchaikovsky ?? "

Me throw shoe(s) at them.....