Define Good Durians.

How to determine if the durian is good ?

The durian can't be too dry or moisted.

The durian should be bitter and sweet.

Once you eat that durian, your brain will freeze.

You can smeel the durian 50 meters away.

The durian fruits and case are not too intact.

The durian name is " Raja Kunyit".

Code name of durian = Mau San Wong.

The durian comes from Pahang or Penang or Muar.

Your pee will smell like cooking gas after you eat that particular durian.

When you burp, the sky become dark, the dog barks and the birds die falling from sky. That's good durian.

Your girlfriend refuse to kiss you good night and even not good morning kiss the second morning. That's good durian too ! I mean that is definitely good durian.

You get sore throat 2 days later -_-"

If you have something that match all that, die die also must eat this durian, cause only the best of the best of the best durian has the feature above, and you better trust me on this one !!!

Durian Season in Kuala Lumpur.