Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Driving 115 km to work today

This morning Fat Lady has to attend a few meeting in Penang
and I sent her to the KLIA before coming into the office.

7:20am and we left Kayu Ara area heading Damansara Toll
entrance. The sky started to rain. It started with drizzling....

Captain over radio:" Flight crew please cross check doors."
Fat Lady :" Roger ! Door checked and secured !"

Captain announced over radio:" Flight crew please be seated
for take off!" Fat Lady:" Roger that !! "

Captain over radio:" Control tower, this is MH1161,
are we clear to take off?"

Control tower :" MH1161, please use runway T&G-52 !"

Captain :" Roger that, runway T&G 52 !"

Engine sound roaring...

Captain :" Give me full throttle please !"

Fat Lady :" Nah !! Charlie Angels II Full Throttle..
DVD 9 sure clear one !! "

Captain -_-" wtf???

Anyway, 10 minutes later my F-117 was all over NKVE and
cruised towards KLIA.

The rain has became heavier and the visibility was getting less
to about 500 m.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong... !! " Seat belt buckle up signal off....

Fat Lady, " Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt signal has just
been turn off, you may use your electronic devices now, but usage
of mobile phone and pager are not allowed throughout the flight."

Fat Lady, " For your safety, we recommend you to wear your seat
belt during the entire flight. Thank you."

Captain:" Heavy rain ahead, wiper on ! Infra red camera assist on,
visor on !!"

Polaroid Sun Glasses installed to captain.
Glare from rain filtered out !!! Visibility increased to 800meter.

Captain:" Please report our location and ETA, control tower !!"

Control tower over radio :" Arriving Putrajaya Exit, speed 130kmph,
ETA 15 mins !"

Captain:"Roger, Thank you control tower, Over !!! "

Control tower over radio:" Over and out !! "

F-117 cruised along the highway at fast lane while others slower
air craft such as BMW, Merc Benz and Altis and Camry sticked
to the left & slow lane .....

F-117 overtook them one by one leaving water vapour &
exhaust gases....


Captain:" Flight crew please be seated for landing."
Fat Lady:" Roger !"

Captain:" Control tower we are approaching KLIA, air speed
110kmph. please advise!"
Control tower :" Mh1121 ... please slow down, heavy rain !!"

Captain:"Roger, reducing air speed .... !!"

Slats extendend and flaps extended to maximize lift and
slows down...

Captain:" Air speed 80kmph... "

Fat lady :" Nam Mor Oh Mi Tor Fo ! Nam Mor Oh Mi Tor Fo ..... "

Control tower:" Please use run way T&G 68... heavy rain
mind you !"

Captain:" Roger ! runway T&G 68 ... air speed 80kmph !!
landing gear down !"

Fat lady :" Nam Mor Oh Mi Tor Fo ! Nam Mor Oh Mi Tor Fo ..... "

Captain:" Ok ! Touched down !! Air brakes on !!! "
Captain:" Engine full reverse on !!! "

F-117 slowed down from 80kmph to 15 kmph in split seconds....
and taxing back to the terminal.

10 minutes later, I dropped off fat lady at Gate 3 KLIA
departures hall....

hehehehhe !!! It was a lot of fun to drive to KLIA from PJ,
and then from KLIA all the way back to Subang to work eh???
heheheh !!!

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