A few days ago I went to see a friend of mine, and his gf pointed at
me and said :" Oi ! You very strange lah ! "
Me:" Why am I so ? I have 3 head ? 6 arm meh ?"
She:" No, not that kind of strange !"
Me:" Then ? Do I walk terbalik ? Or have 2 nose ?"
She -_-" :" No no ! Not what I mean !"
Me:" Then ? "
She:" You don't sound like your appearance !! you speak
very soft , unlike your look, your look more garang ! "
Me:" Oh i see ! So should I start speaking like Hulk Hogan
or the Rock ? Using the deep throat sound ? Like hmm ,
the guy who sung What A Wonderful World ? "
She 2 legs in the sky !!
But I take it as an compliment, and I am ok with it !!
Always be gentle with female, pull the chair, hold the door,
easy on the swearing, say excuse when you mean it.
And the most importance, be polite !
That would be the formula for less confrontation and might
contribute to World Peace yeah ?
Damn sometimes i am very the 臭 屁 !!
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