Happy New Year

I would like to wish everyone and my blog readers a

Happy New Year !!

May 2007 be a Good and Prosperous Year for all.

Remember that in 2007 :

Please write the date as 1 Jan 20067.

Issue the cheque for 2007, not 2006 ok ?

Your Age = +1 (-_-")

Your car depreciate another at least 10%. wtf?

Major toll rise 10% to 60%.

LDP user, prepare RM1.60 per toll, KACHING !!

And even the toilet in Low Yatt Plaza cost RM0.50 nowadays!!

-_-"

I better buy a new bike, bicycle that is !!!

So, what is so special about 2007 new year ?

I don't know mate!! I don't know !!!

I am damn 臭屁 !!

A few days ago a friend of mine was asking me like this,

" Kai Sir, did you happen to drive a Toyota Camry lately ?"

Me:" Nope, why ? "

" That day I overtook an Camry, the driver looked so much
like you, you know ? That's why I ask you. "

Me:" Oh I see, very unlikely, first I don't drive a Toyota Camry
and secondly, only I overtake people, and people NEVER get to
overtake me. "

My friend -_-" and asked:" Why you don't drive a Camry ?"

Me:" My F-117 is good enough already ! "

Friend:" Why ? Camry engine capacity is 2.4 liter vs your 1.5 liter!"

Me:" You see, I am driving the 1.5 liter already almost no people
could overtake and become faster then me, imagine if I upgrade
my car to Toyota Camry, then I would be certainly always and
always be the fastest car on the road, very lonely one you know?"

Me:" Hero is always lonely one, sad but true !

Sometimes I have to slow myself down to let the rest to catch
up with me, and sometimes I have to pretend to be very slow
when I fly so that I will not hurt the others feeling.

you know that kind of feeling ? Lonely and 凄 凉 !! "


My friend 2 legs and 2 hands in the sky ....

So now who says I am 臭 屁 again ?

I am not !!!

Voice vs Look.

A few days ago I went to see a friend of mine, and his gf pointed at
me and said :" Oi ! You very strange lah ! "

Me:" Why am I so ? I have 3 head ? 6 arm meh ?"

She:" No, not that kind of strange !"

Me:" Then ? Do I walk terbalik ? Or have 2 nose ?"

She -_-" :" No no ! Not what I mean !"

Me:" Then ? "

She:" You don't sound like your appearance !! you speak
very soft , unlike your look, your look more garang ! "

Me:" Oh i see ! So should I start speaking like Hulk Hogan
or the Rock ? Using the deep throat sound ? Like hmm ,
the guy who sung What A Wonderful World ? "

She 2 legs in the sky !!

But I take it as an compliment, and I am ok with it !!

Always be gentle with female, pull the chair, hold the door,
easy on the swearing, say excuse when you mean it.

And the most importance, be polite !

That would be the formula for less confrontation and might
contribute to World Peace yeah ?

Damn sometimes i am very the 臭 屁 !!

Things to do when Internet is down.

You could probably do these if the Internet connection is down
for more then 10 minutes :

Read the news paper.

Read the informative magazine, not gossip nor 38 type.

Learn a new language, not programming language, nerd!

Watch some news from TV, or listen to Radio.

Take a walk in the park.

Feed your chicken or duck if you have, else your pet dog!

Take a walk around your neighbor and say hello !

Buy some cheese cake and enjoy them while they are still
cold.

Go and have a walk at Pasar Malam.

Buy some fruits and do fruit-punch or Salad.

Analyze your own EQ and attitude, improve yourself.

Ask people around you what could you improve to make
more people like you.

Wash your car, or your father's car.

Read some books and learn some new skills.

See ? Who says we can't live without the Internet ? Damn I
wish one day the Internet could be turned off for 1 month
and I shall see what would happen.

Of course the email and www.google.com should better be
working then yeah ?

Entahlah...

Lousy people.

Was reading the local news paper about the disruption of Malaysia's
international link (undersea submerged cable).

And there was a lot of people ranting, swearing, panicking, cursing,
mumbling, ah chi ah choing and diuing because simply they can't
use the internet.

Especially some so called Malaysian bloggers who can't sit, can't stand,
can't eat, can't drink and has major Constipation because they can't
post and read blogs these few days.

I was like -_-"

And some of the MSN users who can't log on to the MSN was also
mumbling and kao peh kao buing until this very moment -_-"

I think a lot of people are getting too addicted and depending on
the internet, too addicted and that is no good !

I mean i understand the frustration if you can't retrieve your email
and can't reply your customer enquiry, or do online data / information
collection and dissemination.

But, Instant Messengers and Blogs, would these cause a lot of stress
and tensions if one really can't access to these for a short period ?
or even if one day Malaysian authorities were to ban the blogs and
censor the Internet, would the Netizen walks to the street and
protest, and some worst case, commit suicide if these blogs and
the internet contents were not uncensored ?

Entahlah......

Internet Reading Lesson One.

A few days ago when I was back to Kota Bharu a friend of
mine learnt that I have this blog.

And he said, " Wah Liew ! You so in ah ? Got blog ah ?"

Me," Nothing lah, small blog only. "

Him," Since when ? "

Me," 2004 ! "

Him," Wah Lau eh ! So long already ah ? "

Me," No lah 2 years only lah, where got long ? "

Him," Gimme gimme the address ! "

After 1 day,

My friend," Oi ! What does lol mean ? what is mia ? what is knnbbq?"

I was like -_-"

And he asked, " what is -_-" mean also ? "

I lagi -_-" and 2 legs in the sky !!!!!

Him," What is 2 legs in the sky ???"

I said," Ok ! Listen, I am going to list all these technical thing in my
blog later, you could pick up from here yeah ? "

Him, " Ok very good ! Thanks ! "

So here I am, let's start with all these yeah ?

lol = laught out loud = berketawa dengan kuat.

lolrotf = laugh out loud and rolling on the flood = lol + gulung atas lantai

mia = belongs to someone = punya

wtf = what the fuck = apa itu kongkek

wtfknnbbqlcct = wtf + knn + bbq + lcct

-_-" = sweating on forehead = berpeluh kepala kerana tension

-_-" can I stop doing this already ? Please ?

Everyday is a Sunday this week!

Despite the Internet connection from Malaysia to the rest of
the world is super slow right now and for the next few days (weeks).

The traffic in Kuala Lumpur and PJ seems to be super smooth for
the past few days.

I think this is because a lot of people are talking annual leaves, go
back to hometown, bring the kids for holidays, spend some time away
from town etc.

I was in Kelantan last week for some work and leisure too.

Boy I tell you it was a lot of fun.

This morning I manage to drive from my place Damansara Kayu
Ara all the way to KL Sentral at constant 90kmph to 110kmph !!

Can you believe that ? 90kmph to 110kmph !!! Jalan Damansara!!

Normally it would be like 20kmph to 60 kmph only !! But these
few days, all the way top 5th gear and my F-117 was as happy
as a fish in the water !! Muah ha ha ha ha !!!

Muah ha ha ha ha ha !!

White House Kota Bharu 1.

This is the little coffee shop called the White House and the
address and all are self explainary there.

Location of the coffee shop is it is located opposite of Kota
Bharu largest mosque and near Padang Tembak, or you
could just ask around where is the white house and I am
sure the local would point you the direction, or even that
guy is happen to be on the way to the White House itself.

Why is it called the White House ? I guess maybe the the
door colour is white kot ? Or the colour of the egg white is
white in colour ?

Or perhaps the owner has worked in White House Washington
DC before as Special Service Agent, or the President himself.

The most important thing here is not about how White House
got it's name, or who is who and worked where before.

It's the food and drinks that White House sell !!! bebeh !!

Lock and load !!

White House Kota Bharu 2.

The menu on the wall of White House, Kota Bharu.

A regular wouldn't look at the menu at all, like us.

Only amature or Ang Moh might look at the menu if you
ask me.

We just sit down and proceed to order the top 3 famous
dish in the shop.

But due to the full house situation, we had to wait and the
waitress ( some 60 years old plus makcik ) came to take
our orders and clean our tables.

Aiseh ! Really that bad eh ? 60 years old makcik serving
us 29 years old kid, sort of paiseh leh !!

White House Kota Bharu 3.

As you can see, this coffee shop operated by Chinese has a lot
of customers everyday.

Got old chap, young kids, handsome guy ( like me ), makcik , pakcik
and etc !!

It's really harmony and peaceful here, people will greet you and share
table with you.

And when people share table with you they will also chat with you and
asking howareyoudoinghowislife etc !!

Lovely place with lovely food in a lovely state.

Remember that, White House Kota Bharu !!

White House Kota Bharu 4.

After like 10 minutes the makcik working there put 2 packs of
nasi berlauk on our table.

Well, our objectives were not the nasi berlauk that morning hence
we just left the rice untouched and undisturbed. We were waiting
for something more exotic then yeah.

Oh by the way, nasi UBS they call these !! lol !!

When I was studying, if I lost any important paper or notes or
documents, the teacher would ask

Teacher, " Kai Hong, mana nota Mathematics engkau ? "

Me," Tak tahu lah Cikgu, tak dapat cari !! "

Teacher," Kai Hong, itu nota sudah engkau guna untul bungkus
nasi lemak atau nasi dagang ah ?"

Me," Soli lah cikgu, entah sudah ke mana ! "

Teacher -_-"

White House Kota Bharu 5.

I don't care but this is going to be my wall paper for the
next few days.

But wait, better don't, if put wall paper will make everyone
feels very hungry all the time and productivity drop yeah ?

-_-"

White House Kota Bharu 6.

Plain white bread toasted on charcoal, with own kaya and butter.

Now that is why I call breakfast at White House, Kota Bharu.

Worth the waiting time my friend, worth it to the max.

White House Kota Bharu 7.

My teh O Ice , breads and butter.

One more important item coming, yum yum !!

White House Kota Bharu 8.

Eggs babeh Eggs !! OMG eggs !!!

White House Kota Bharu 9.

Some of the best eggs in Kota Bharu town. With breads and butter
and kaya and nasi berlauk and Tea at the background.

White House Kota Bharu 10.

1/2 or 2/3 cooked eggs are best taken while there are
still hot with some soy sauce and a little bit of pepper
powder.

Dipping white plain bread into these eggs would create
the best food in the world.

What is the name of this flower ?

Does anyone know what is the name of this flower ?

My fences of Kota Bharu house is full of these nice
red little flowers, it's sort of 牵 牛 花 i think.

But I don't see no cow and no牛 then yeah ?

-_-" what the bao are these ?

Greeting from Kelantan, besides river water arising, basically I am
having good time here with cold weather ( raining 10 times per day )
and good food.

Could you please advise what are these stuff in the photo ??

Oh tomorrow's dinner menu = Steamboat with Tom Yam soup.

You know lah, weather cold cold raining everyday, if not eat Steamboat
with Tom Yam, what else ?

Selamat Menyambut Hari Dong Zhi

Today is Dong Zhi and I would like to wish everyone
Happy Dong Zhi !!!

Dong Zhi means it is time to spend some quality time
with the family and the love ones !!

And Chinese New Year is near already yeah !!

Flood @ Kelantan 22 Dec 2006.

As I have mentioned many-many time, for Kelantanese, flooding
means carnival and happy time with the water.

A photo says a thousand word, yeah?

What else do I have to say ?

Banjir Kota Bharu 2006

Today went to Tambatan Di Raja at Kota Bharu and had
a look at the water level.

And hmmm from here it says the water level was still not
dangerous. So a lot of Kelantanese berpusu-pusu went to
the Tambatan Di Raja and have some fun there.

Some of them like us also damn 38 38 and want to see what
is the water level too.

Some people went to enjoy the teh coloured river water
which because of upstream mud and polution -_-"

Anyway, for Kelantanese, flooding is already yearly event
and to enjoy the flood is a must.

Email from future ??

The Need For Speed

A few days ago I was having dinner with a 2 lady friends who
are at their early 20s.

And I received an SMS and i went to reply for that.

Me using Predictive Text input and press press press hand phone
and I felt so smart for being a pioneer of Predictive Text inpur
user among Malaysian yeah !!

Suddenly my friend:" Look at the way you type SMS then
we know you are a person who seldom use SMS liao one!"

Me:" Wow ! How could you tell ?"

Friend:" Your speed Mister!! Your speed !! "

Me:" What the hell is wrong with my speed ?"

Friend:" 2 words Mister 2 words , Too Slow !!"

Me:" I send a lot of SMS every month one you know ?
I send about 70 SMS a month at least ! "

Friend sprayed the beer she drinks on my face ! -_-"

Me:" What the hell you did that for ? "

Friend lolrotf :" 70 sms per month ah ? So much ah ?"

Me:" Sure lah, me IT people ! "

Friend:" Pi lah lu ! You old antique ! 70 sms per hour
still considered slow already ! "

Me cried that night !! tears can't stop !!

Am I really that slow with SMS stuff ?

Madam What

Today at KLCC cowinne asked me to go for lunch with her
after her work at convention centre.

I said sure no problem and she suggested the Madam What?
place at 4th floor KLCC.

I said oh that one the Nasi Lemak damn worth dying for one?

she said I think so kua.

Then i said let's lock and load !!

She said affirmative and we waited for like for 10 minutes
before there were seat for us, so good business eh ?

So I have ordered some Nasi Lemak which is worth dying for
and it is true !!

The rice cooked to it's perfection, with nice acha, chicken floss,
2 big pcs of curry chicken and oh their Sambal Ikan Bilis I tell
you !! must eat must eat !!!



Want to know how desperate I was during the lunch ?

My hands went automatically reaching for the Nasi Lemak everytime
I see it, when it was on the table and when I was taking photo
like some handsome chaps hand reaching for boobs like that.

Gulp !!



Of course lah ! So nice mia Nasi Lemak, everyone would sure like to get
a piece of it isn't it ?



And the bill came RM 53 something.

My grandmother would say, Choi ! How to eat Nasi Lemak and
Chicken Floss until RM 53 something ???

Well, I got to bring her here to try it out then only
explain yeah ?

Lovely lovely place !!

Madam What 1/4

Cowinned ordered some hot Lemon Tea for herself.

Mine is Sagu Gula Melaka ( The best of the best of the best )

The war of the world is about to start my friend, about to start!!

Madam What 1/2

Some so called homemade vegetable soup.

Doesn't look good, but after a few spoon, i found
it above average.

Just that they served it warm instead of hot.

I always prefer my soup to be hot. So does Cowinne.

Madam What 1

My Sagu Gula Melaka !!

Must try !! Must try !!

Die die also must try.

Madam What 2

Cowinne ordered some noodles like Wantan noodles with
musroom ( Dong Gu ) and chicken floss.

I tried the soup ! oh it was sweet and tasted good actually
and don't be fooled by it's clear soup and think that taste
might be so so, wrong ! The soup was really good !

Madam What 3

Me busy working walluping the nasi lemak at Madam What's
place. 4th floor of KLCC if I am not mistaken.

Madam What 4

Mission almost completed.

Soup is totally done !! Dry dry !!

Cowinne was still busy sipping her Chicken Floss Noodle.

My nasi lemak still have 1/2 of rice !! lol !!

Honda Superbike 2007

Fruit Seller Chap & his gf !! lol !!

Mat Rempit

More Happy Chaps

Some happy chaps i met today.

Was at the Chinese don't know what exhibition today at
Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre and one nice exhibitor
allowed me to take some photos of their products.

See these small little people happy face already made my
Saturday blue feeling completely gone.

Sony S85S

Some decoration glass surface.

Spakata !!

Some Chinese Recipy Spaghetti, please count how many
Chinese ingredient found in the sauce.

But the taste was heavenly good, so do not judge a book
by it's cover.

Sony Ericsson K300

This guy has been servicing me for exactly 1 year already.

From the front surface, there is hardly anything to tell people
that this is an Sony Ericcson phone.

The Sony Ericsson Texts are being wiped up and the Quick
Share big piece of plastic logo also don't know fall into which
place already.

I showed the phone to my friend one day,

My friend," WTF is this ? "

Me," A phone Sony Ericsson K300i !"

My friend," I thought it is a brick, you know for construction?"

Me," You shuddup !! you asshole !! "

My friend lolrotf !!

How to go to Digital Mall Section 14 ?

Some of my friends and colleagues were asking me about how do
they go to Digital Mall Section 14 Petaling Jaya.

It was a little bit difficult for me to draw them a map because my
artistic level was like, hmm, very low !!

So, thanks to google map at www.earth.google.com and I took a
photo from their page and put some remarks and landmarks
on the map.

Now, as long as you know where is Federal Highway, and where
is Amcorp Mall, you should be able to find your way to Digital Mall.

The car park ( multi level ) car park is located some at the other
corner of the building and you have to make a turn at the left
after Digital Mall to find the entrance, however there would be
a guard or officer there to guide you or show you in.

I normally would look for the public car park which is RM 0.60
per hour under MPPJ or DBPJ jurisdiction. Cheaper and
no need to make so many round and round all the way to the
multi level car park yeah ?

Please note that to pay for the coupon is Rm 0.60 per hour.

First, key in your car plate number 1234 or 123 or 12 or 1
depending on your digits yeah.

Then put in coins, minimum RM 0.60.

Then press the green button there and the coupon would be
printed out and display the coupon at your car's dashboard.

Basically, that's all.

lol teaching people how to park their car pula -_-"

Please no more chicken for me!!

2 Days ago after working near Digital Mall Sec 14 PJ I was walking
pass a Famous Fried Chicken and bought myself 2 pcs of Hot &
Spicy Fried Chicken as dinner.

Reached home at about 6 pm and when I was munching my Fried
Chicken and my friend called me, I picked up the phone,

Friend:" Hi ! Remember your promise to buy me Pizza ?"

Me:" Err, yes ! I do remember ! "

Friend:" Well I wish to eat Pizza tonight ! "

Me:" Err, tonight ah ? "

Friend:" Yes ! Tonight ! At around 8 pm ! You have any problems
with that ?"

Me: " Err, nope, no problem at all ! " -_-"

Friend :" See you at 8pm !!"

So we went to Jalan Kuchai there where there is a shop where
the Pizza and Famous Fried Chicken ( again ? ) is side by side
and has a access door in between the building.

My friend:" Oh ! Fried chicken, suddenly I also want to eat!"

Me:" Har ? I thought you want to eat Pizza ?"

Friend:" Now I want to eat both liao ! "

Me:" Ok loh ! "

So we ordered 2 pcs of Chicken ( dinner plate ) and a 4 flavour
pizza and some deli wings.

I thought, wow ! 2 time of Fried Chicken in an evening. that is
a new record !! my man!!

Wrong !!!

Second day, I went to Ipoh for PC Fair and during lunch time
with my boss.

Boss:" Philips ! What would you like to eat ?"

Me:" Me ? I will eat anything, no problem ! "

Boss:" Look! There is an Fried Chicken shop there ! Let's go?"

Me:" Har ? Fried Chicken ah ?"

Boss:" Any problem ? Or you prefer vegetarian ?"

Me:" Fried Chicken is just nice with me ! Vegetarian phobia!"

Boss:" Let's go and eat chicken !! go go go !! move move move!"

Me -_-"

There you go ! 5 pcs of Fried chicken in less then 18 hours and
I bet that would be the last time that I am ever going to have
so much of Fried chicken in 1 day , hmm, i mean 1/2 day time!

Now today when I see chicken I will run away automatically,
I think I will skip chicken in my menu for the next few weeks
time perhaps.

Jangan-jangan tonight my uncle call me:" Let's go eat fried
chiken ! "

-_-" namo omi thofo ! namo omi thofo ! namo omi thofo !

There are 2 types of cats ok ?

A few days ago while talking and chatting with a friend of mine
who is famous of being mong mong cha cha and lun lun chun chun.

Me:" So what are you doing tonight ? Any plan ?"

She:" Nope, going home, aiks, 11 pm already ! Missed Las Vegas !!"

Me:" Oh ! You do watch Las Vegas too ? "

She:" Yeah ! I like the show very much !! Casino and everything !!"

Me:" Oh ! I just love the show, so which episode you liked most?"

She:" Hmm... I don't remember the episodes but everything and
most of the episodes are very entertaining !! A lot of fun !! "

Me:" Yeah I agree, somemore got cameos and stars featuring !!"

She:" That day, the episode got Ally Cats one ! Very nice !! "

Me:" Hmm? Ally Cats ? Ally Cats ?? hmm... I must have missed
that episode accidentally. Got to replay and see again. "

She:" Yeah, the one Ally Cats one very nice ! "

Me:" Ok later when I am free I will find these Ally Cats, but I
remember seeing The Pussy Cats Dolls lah ! "

She LOLROTF and :" Whooppss ! I mean Pussy Cat Dolls, I mean
Pussy Cat Dolls !! Not Ally Cats !! "

Me :" wtfknnbbq ? So much of different you could also mix up ?"

She:"lol !! sorry sorry ! "

Me:" Oi ! I thought I have really missed an episode pula !! "

She tried to be clever:" Got one episode got Arnold one! Nuh the
damn fit Arnold nuh ?? "

Me:" You mean Silvester Stallone , the guy from Rambo and Rocky!"

Me:" Arnold is the Terminator guy, who said: Talk to the hand !"

She damn malu " Whopppsss ! wah ha ha ha ha ha !! "

Me shake head slowly and told her to get the hell out of my face!!

She laughed and went home happily !!

Let me repeat, it's not Ally Cats, it's Pussy Cat Dolls.

And it's not Arnold Schwarzenegger , it's Silvester Stallone !!!!

For God Sake !!

Steve oh Steve

Was having a dream and in the dream I was working hand
in hand with Steve Irwin ( 1962 to 2006 )

We were trying to help to free some vehicle which was stuck
and he was wearing the usual khaki pants and shirts like that.

( In real life, Steve was always trying helping help the wildlifes
and reptiles especially crocodile )

I regret that I didn't have a chance to greet him and had a
good conversation with him.

But I am sure that we all are going to miss him, aren't we ?

JB Hotel View 1 : Police Station

Infront of my hotel windows was this Police Station and it is
a huge one.

And the road infront of it is the famous Jalan Tebrau which
leads ultimately to Singapore and JB town center.

JB Hotel View 2 : The Sunset

This photo was taken from my toilet window -_-" lol !!

Hotel at Taman Johor Jaya and the only toilet window has
good view.

JB Hotel View 2 : The Sunrise.

This one was taken at 6:40 am. Just finished my hotel breakfast.

I went for the breakfast at 6:00 and waiting for them to serve
the sliced beef, eggs, french toast etc : )

It's kind of nice to sleep late and wake up early in a hotel where
everything is complete. Nice i must say !!

JB Hotel View 3 Iraqi War ??

At the hotel I saw someone setting off fireworks.

Ok great i told myself.

Set the suttle speed to 3 or 4 seconds ( duh! too long ! )
and the result were as if the building was hit by the
missiles or cannon lolrtof !!

Ideal shuttle speed for fireworks should be 1 or 2 seconds
with tripod and timer if one doesn't have remote control.

Dang ! old cat get misai burnt !!

JB Hotel View 4

From my windows, the 4x optical zoom could see only this far but
still able to see part of Singapore Port or seaside.

It's obvious yeah ?

JB Hotel View 5

From the Hotel that I was staying, i could see the busy Jalan Tebrau.

12 mid night, there were still cars and bikes.

3 am, I woke up and pee, there were still cars and bikes.

430 am, I woke up and there were still cars and bikes.

Malaysian are the most hardworking people when they go to work
in Singapore, yeah ?

Pontian 1 The Visit

Was traveling from Batu Pahat towards Pontian to see some
customers.

While driving along the main road before the Pontian small town
I noticed the sea which is like 20 meters away from the main road.

OMG how could a sea be so close to the main road one ??

So I parked my F-117 and went sight seeing with Sony V3 in my
hand.

I asked the local for permission to take photos, the local asked me
back :" Are you from the JKR one ? What would you build here ?"

Me:" Me ? No lah ! I am just passing by here. And wish to take
some photos for myself . "

Local:" Aiseh ! I thought you are government officer or something
pula lol ! "

Me:" Do I look like one ?"

Local:" You got the style mar ! " ( What kind of style ? lolrtof ! )

Me:" So may I ? "

Local:" There is the Tok Penghulu , you ask him and see ! "

Tok Penghulu ( head of village ) was walking towards us, and
just finished fishing / angling I guessed cause he has fishing
rods in his hand.

Me:" Selamat pagi, encik, bolehkah saya ambir gambar di sini ?"
( Good morning, sir, may I take some photos here ? )

TP:" Hmm ? Untuk apa gambar tu ?"
( Hmm ? For what purpose the photos ? "

Me:" Untuk sendiri mia ! Saya lalu sini sahaja. "
( For own use ! I am just passing by here. )

TP:" Ok tentu boleh, silakan ! "
( TP:" Ok sure can, please ! " )

Me: Thank you ! And proceed.

Why is that everyone here think that I am some sort of
officer ? Because of the Sony V3 or my long sleeve shirt
plus black jeans ?

Man ! I made the Government officer look damn good !!!!

Pontian 2

I walked towards the end of the wooden path, the wooden path would
shake as wave hit it -_-"

I mumbled to myself :" Do not let my Sony V3 contact with sea ok ?"

Myself:" Affirmative Captain ! "

After getting the permission from the locals, I just wondered around the
wooden paths, around the fishing boats taking photos.

the locals looked at me as if I am the 山芭捞

Indeed !

I seldom see a town which is so close to the sea line mar !

Like my hometown Kota Bharu, our town is like 8 to 10 km away
from the sea. And even from the kampung at the seaside, we still
have couples of 10ths of meters of beach ( read: with sand ) before
the sea water.

Here is like, main road, 20 meters away is sea water liao -_-"

Kind of not used to the sea which is so close to me.

Pontian 3 Old Harbour

I walked through the old wooden On the Sea houses and saw the
old small harbour. Parked at the harbour are some small fishing
boats and some even smaller so called sampan. Damn this sampan
at the left lower corner looked more like a coffin -_-"

The locals are very nice and friendly and allowed me to take as many
photos as I wish.

Sometime I wished that I am staying in this kind of environment too
where I am surrounded by friendly and nice people around.

And these people are for sure hardworking too !!

Pontian 4 Waves

When I stopped at the side of the road I noticed that how close the sea
is with the house.

And i asked the local :" Wow ! Strong waves ! "

Local lolrotf : " What ? You call these waves ?"

Me:" Yeah lah, you see ? Sea water flies to mid air liao ! "

Local :" This is nothing ! This is small waves or little waves only!"

Me:" Har ? Then how is big waves ?"

Local :" You wouldn't want to see big waves ! "

Me:" You are right also ! Thank you !"

Local :" You are most welcome ! "

Pontian 5 The Old Town.

Normally when I go to a place whenever I see this kind of old
wooden house with zinc roof ( at the left ) and normally the
zinc roof are so rusted that they appear red, and straight away
that I know that this is a Chinese settlement area here.

It looked just like the one that I was staying when I was a kid.

These houses are located right next to the sea.

Behind these houses would be the famous Straits of Melaka !!

So nice, the family staying here can always fish their dinner
practically from their backyards.

Or always practice :" Jack ! You jump I jump ! " things.

Pontian 6

Far away is the Pulau Pisang.

Me asked the local:" Anthing at Pulau Pisang ?"

Local replied:" Pisang loh ! What else ? "

Me -_-"

Local added:" Neah, nothing interesting at Pulau Pisang !"

Local added again:" If you want interesting stuff, go Tioman."

Me:" Huh ? Tioman ? Isn't it at east coast ? "

Local:" Precisely ! Pandainya engkau ! Normally the straits of
Melaca the sea water is always opaque and non clear. And
it is always like Teh Susu like that ! "

Me:" I noticed that. Thank you."

Local:" You are most welcome ! "

Pontian 7 The Conman

Went to Pontian to see some customers and being a good
law abiding citizen I wanted to purchase their parking
coupon which is RM 0.60 per piece for 1 hour parking.

I saw this shop " Kedai Gambar Berwana Wee " and walked in.

Me:" May I have a parking RM0.60 coupon please ?"

Old man:" How many pcs? "

Me:" One please. "

Old man:" One pcs is RM 0.70 ! "

Me:" Huh ? "

Blardy pirate of the Pontian !!! RM 0.70 for a RM 0.60 coupon
just because I bought one ?

I told myself, never mind, I give you extra RM 0.10 but I will
post your photo in my blog as " knnbbqfartingconmanpiratesofpontian"
and the Rm 0.10 is a small fee for you.

And by the way, it is 彩 色 冲 印 .

You moron !! Don't make the Chinese ashame !!
Blardy uneducated pirate !!

Pontian 8

As I have mentioned, a lot of rocks at the beach of Pontian
beach and do no try to jump here.

I assure you the experiance of jumping here would be extra
painful. Confirm mia !! And anyone would like to have some
teh susu ?? We have whole ocean of these !!

A bit salty though -_-"