How to read API easy way.

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These few days the air in Klang valley seems to be quite
polluted.

This is the picture taken by Jason

And as you all could see, it's like Genting Highland here in KL and
PJ, only it's haze and not cloud !! Not cool at all.

Now here are some easy tips to determine the API ( Air Pollution
Index ) which were witheld by the government. Easy and free
to find out.

Check the size of your nose shit and weight.

Normally when air is clean, nose shit = 0.5 gram.

Air pollution is medium, nose shit = 2.0 gram.

Air pollucion is high, nose shit = 5.0 gram.

Air pollution is really serious, nose shit come off automatically.

Normally when air is clean, dig nose once in 2 days.

Air pollution is medium, dig nose every day.

Air pollucion is high, dig nose 3 times a day.

Air pollution is really serious, nose shit come off automatically.

When air is clean, nose shit colour = clear, transparent.

Air pollution is medium, nose shit colour yellowish.

Air pollucion is high, nose shit colour chocolesth + bloody.

Air pollution is really serious, nose shit come off black.

Here we go, a few easy and simple way to determine the value
of API really fast and easy. No nose shit were harmed during the
experiment/ study.

All the facts and figure were collected and mined for the past 5
years and are certified by the World Health Organization WHO.

And by the way, at a place where air is really clean and clear, like
Kota Bharu or Mulu, or Kahang, you seldom see people digging the
nose cause there ain't no out put at all.

While in KL these few days, you walked into LRT and everyone are
diggging the blardy nose !!!

Have you dug your nose today?