Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Crocodile Encounter

There is a nice swimming pool at the ground floor of the condo that I
am staying at the moment. The actual length is about 25 m from one side
to another and the shape of the pool looks like a peanut !!

But if we could swim 60 mins non-stop it is a good pool !! Just like
any landing ( of air plane ) that you can walk away is a good landing !!

However for the past 1 month the water quality has become very low.

The pool's water used to looked blue (skyblue) but now it has becoming
greenesh and you can't see the bottom of the pool.

For a good / ethical swimmer ( actually takut mati type ) we don't like
to swim at a place where we can't see what's at the bottom.

If you can't see the bottom of the pool or water, you better don't swim
there, the reason ?

  • You can't estimate how deep is the water.
  • You can't see if there is anything hazard in the water.
  • You never know if the water is clean or not.
  • There might be crocodile or aligator down there.
  • There might be great white shark down there.
  • There might be dead body in there.

    So, as a good/ ethical swimmer, I went to the Management office yesterday
    and had a chat with the person in charge....

    I walked in to the office and there was this Malay lady and Indian maintainace
    guy.... ok !!

    Me :" Hello good after noon !"
    Lady:" Hello !"
    Main:" Hi !"

    Me :" Eh may I know what is going on with the pool out there?"
    Lady:" Errr.... "
    Main:" Oh, this cause the incoming water is dirty, pump is rosak... "

    Me :" When are you all planning to clean it up? Or fix it?"
    Lady looked at the maintainance guy.
    Main:" Tomorrow sir ! tomorrow !! "

    Me :" Ok good ! Cause the water is turning greenesh you know?"
    Main: " Yeah I know... !"

    Me :" You know what greenesh water has ? You watch National Geograhic?"
    Maintainance guy -_-"

    Me :" In green water there are Crocodile !! you know? Buaya ??""
    Maintainance guy -_-" "Oh i see... " -_-"

    Me :" I don't want when I swim swim swim and get eaten by crocodile OK?"
    Main -_-"

    Lady :" Yeah loh ! Not only crocodile loh, ada itik, ada angsa everything..."

    Me LOL !!!

    Main -_-" Ok sir tomorrow nah OK?

    Me :" Ok thank you so much ! See you around !"

    Both of them :" Wheew ! Ok bye bye !!"

    You see? Not that I don't want to swim 1 hour per day, it's because of the
    water quality in the pool was too dirty.

    Afterall, I don't like to swim in the water which the visibility = Zero !!

    Dangerous man !!
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