Friday, July 01, 2005

Chances of surviving when aliens attack.

流金歲月的點滴

This blog acts as a community service sometimes, here are some
tips that will help you to increase your chances of survival in case
of alien attacks.

I remember once someone told me in 1997,

" The question of whether if we are alone in the universe has been
answered."
President of USA Bill Pullman 1997 ID4.

When aliens attack:(80% succesful rate) Study of 1997

  • Remember to bring your pet dog, preferrable name Max.
  • Bring your kid, preferrable your small daughter.
  • Use the tunnel if possible, cause it has fire-proof small room.
  • Get out of town, anything wrong, just get out of the town.

    To increase chances to 100%. Study of 2005.

  • Bring your teenage son + a little bit slow daughter.
  • Bring battery, extra heavy D-Cell and use them for nothing.
  • Must be at least 3 in a group. Move slower but interesting.
  • Must have at least 1 machanic friend, who fixes cars.
  • Must know how to Piu Yee with the only car left.
  • Must bring along some grenade if get swollowed by aliens
    or sucked by via aliens anus.
  • Must monitor closely at the aliens ship shield.

    Oh I had so much of fun "learning" so much of things in the 2 hours
    watching the War of the World.

    I think you all should go and watch it to. It's not bad :)

    Really not bad...


    Well, with all these
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