Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Baywatch 1992



Back to year 1992, I was in Form 2 aged 15.

Everyday I cycled 5 km to school, come back from school another
5 km. Swim 5 hours a week and 2 hours of jogging per week.
Some people invented " Merentas Desa" country crossing was
killing our fat ass that time.

Imagine I was growing very strong with these work out everyday
during 1992 to 1996. I always tell people that 1992 to 1996 was
the best time of my life, indeed !!!

Back to 1992, nothing much on TV, I think we had Baywatch the
most important TV series to grow up with teen. Gee !! I was a
teenaged guy before too eh? Can't freaking believe it !!

Well, these are the advantages of watching Baywatch :=

1. You will make sure you've learnt how to swim.
2. You will make sure that you swim well !!
3. You'll learn dicipline.
4. You'll be interested to join Life Saving Society.
5. You'll be learning a lot of life saving technique.
6. You'll swim a lot, eat a lot ....
7. 10 years later, you don't swim a lot already.
8. 10 years later , you still eat a lot...
8. 10 years later, you get a relatively very large Philips cause all
eat and no swimming.

Well, last weekend Friday when I had nothing to do I sat down
at turned on the TV. Whoa ! Second season of Baywatch !!!
Ok so I sat down and watch, does this list ring a bell?

Baywatch Tv Show Cast:
David Hasselhoff ........... Mitchell Buchannon
Parker Stevenson ........... Craig Pomeroy
Shawn Weatherly ............ Jill Riley
Billy Warlock .............. Eddie Kramer
Erika Eleniak .............. Shauni McClain ( the girl who opended the
lifeguard hut, but kena censored by stupid censor board )
John Allen Nelson .......... John D. Cort
Peter Phelps ............... Trevor Cole
Brandon Call ............... Hobie Buchannon #1
Gregory J. Barnett ......... Greg Barnett
Gregory Alan Williams ...... Sergeant Garner Ellerbee
Nicole Eggert .............. Summer Quinn
Pamela Anderson ............ C.J. Parker
Yasmine Bleeth ............. Caroline Holden
Carmen Electra ............. Lani McKenzie


Well it was the good old series where stories were simple ,
good enough to keep you :

1. Sit infront of TV for 1 hour, mouth opened, saliva come out.
2. Whack 2 packs of nuts, 2 can of beers + 1 barrel of KFC.
3. Gain about 1 kg per hour.
4. Crazy / dream about becoming a life guard. ( Pay RM 8,500 pm )
5. Imagine all the life guard are Leng Chai.
6. Imagine all the life guard are Leng Lui.
7. All sorts of crazy thoughts... crazy.. crazy one!!


1 comment:

5xmom.com said...

Wah crazy. If you eat like that, your spare tyres are going to be as big as Pam's before boobs reduction size.