Monday, August 22, 2005

Ginger + homemade rice wine + fish head. Wonderful soup or gravy.
Yau Mak vegetable.
Then the famous taufu. Taste ok but the chili was not too good.
First the serve the Chili with small red unions.
Hmmmmm....looks tasty.
Crab crab crab crab.... 2 kg of them!!
Sweet and sour crab's best friend. Roti bakar or mantau bakar. Yummi !!
Cut the crab !!
Fish and friends....
Steamfish.
Second dish, taufu but taste so so only.
First dish, with mantis-prawn butter cooked, sotong baby, "chuk tan", sea snail, and squid salad.
A huge restaurant with plenty of space.
Walking into the restaurant.
This is the restaurant name and it's at Tanjung Harapan.
We went to Klang for a late dinner. Sunday night and windy night too.

Monday, August 15, 2005

When I am nervous.

After 28 years, 1 month, and 8 days I was born on this world.

I have just learned 1 thing new today.

When I am nervous or kan zhiong, I would have a lot of pee !!!

Excuse me, I need to pee now !!

Excuse me !!!!

反清复明

Today while in the office I was telling Mr.Chai,
"SOAB they are going to increase toll rate again!"

Mr.Chai:" Yeahloh, Mr. Sami Vallu said that yesterday?"

Me:" Yeap Precisely, KNN, CBB, MCB, KGB !!"

Me:" I want to 反清复明 liao !!!"

Ms. Chan :" -_-" Are you nutz???"

Me:" heheheheheh !!"

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Very cold water !!

流金歲月的點滴

When I turn on the faucet of my bathroom just now around
10:50 pm just.

Cold water flowed out from there.

Yahoo !!! Yahoo !! Yahoo !!!

It has not happened for very-very long time already.

Normally the water supply at our condo here is either at room
tempereture or a little bit of warm, or become very warm during
the dry season, for example for the past few months.

But today, hui yuh !! Damn syok !!!

The cold water bath reminds me of when I was a kid at the
kampung the water there was also really-really cold !!!

Imagine to wake up at early morning around 5:45 am or 6:00 am
and take bath ( Sorry, we didn't have water heater then !)

Sekali the cold water splash on the body, immediately :

  • Face become pale.
  • Lips become purple.
  • Nipples become hard, like rock !
  • KKC shrink ... shrink... and shrink like kacang tanah !!

    But of course after the bath, one would feel really-really fresh
    and smell really good too !!!

    We ain't cow or goats, we take bath before going to school
    and now bath before going to work :).

    Do you take bath before going out in the morning?

    Is the water cold? Hmmm??

    Look at pathetic KKC wah ah ha ha ha h!!!
  • F-117 cockpit at night. It shows here that this pilot has at least 140,037 km of flight experiance in this air-craft. Fuel is half full, engine is warm and RPM was at a steady 700RPM while idle. Not too bad. Parking brake was not released hence there was a ( ! ) signal there. Sophisticated eh ?? babeh ???
    Traffic light of from LDP into Sunway, turn left and you would be going into NPE cost you RM1.60 + RM 1.60.
    Jessie took this photo, my car was moving fast and her hands were most probably shaking too !! Haih !! What a blur lion head.
    Night shot test!
    Use something as armour / protection against any potential dangerous. Safety first, safety first hehehehe!!!
    Only 2 light beam visible. I wonder how to improve the nigth shot. Cause this Panasonic Lumix LZ2 was suppose to be able to do a 8 SEC shuttle open....
    Night shot at R&R area of Kesas Highway. While I was doing this I bet alot of driver were thinking, WTF? latest speed trap using digital cam?? CNN GNN MCB KGB NSA CIA FBI !!
    Riana Green Condo?? Air seems to be beautiful in the morning. Before everyone starts to go out and have fun.
    Bandar Utama Center Point with the new condo opposite of it. About 10 am in the morning.
    Monkey baby having a nap on monkey mama's breast. I have to take these photo without flash, with no sudden movement, no noise and have to act friendly by saying :" Yo wassap? How's your day ? " and so on... you wouldn't want to scare these community cause you are at their habitat. Talking about eco friendly pulak me !!
    Monkey mama bringing monkey baby away from my F-117 cause they see the text " Dangerous ! Nuclear Weapon Onboard !" sign all over the F-117. Don't worry monkey mama, I wouldn't fire one at you ! It's for the road bullies out there only ok?
    Monkey mama having lunch alone while monkey baby get's it's arse spanked. Reason? Cause monkey baby never do their homework and being naughty what else?
    Monkey mama and monkey baby....
    Monkey mama and monkey baby having Pizza as lunch. Waiting for Monkey papa to come back for dinner who is having fun at the Disco downtown.
    Monkey lunch time. Pepperoni Pizza with extra cheese and pineapple.
    My Air Force One....errrr.. I mean F-117 Stealth Fighter. RM48.5 Billion pcs of Superb Machine. Don't let me run into you on the road ok?
    The United Nation F-117 took a hit of AAM at the engine. Source of the AAM unknown but the armour of F-117 has prevented the damage, hence I think with some soap and warm water the damage could be fixed. God Damn the bird which pooed today !!
    The road for Piu Yee at Chow Meng Mountain. Ampang.
    F-1117 cockpit. Time was 12:12 pm of 14 Aug 2005. Location at some forrest of Ampang. Mission accomplished.
    A view from somewhere Ampang area towards the town. Still a little bit of hazy there right?
    Doing quite fast at fast lane of Jalan Damansara. Oh it's a Sunday afternoon common !!
    The private road at KLGCC.
    Riana Green Condo? A about 1 km away from our condo. Looks kind of hazy at around 12 and 1 pm of the day.
    Me !! Me !! After taking a nice bath before I wear anything. Yes precisely nothing is on me at this moment ! Shy !!
    Rain coupled with strong wind. I am loving it! I am just loving it !! The wind is so strong that the rain was able to be forced into the house via the joints/ connection of the windows glass. Must be hell of pressure of wind out there. I didn't open the windows while I take this cause it's going to cause my whole room to be flooded if I did so :)
    The rains has turned weak, no more strong wind, just raining... water... cool.... fresh air... and no sign of the haze. Immediate at the front with pools of water is a construction site, and followed by part of Kampung Kayu Ara, then the terrece house of Bandar Utama, you could even see the Pelangi Condo I at the right corner about 2 km away. Rain !!! Yahoo !!
    The frogs, the snakes, the small little animals down there ought to be very happy tonight. Cause thank God it rained !! A construction site right next to our comdo is filled with water after the heavy rain just now. Gosh I love the rain so much !!
    Nothing is better then an afternoon after some heavy rain to wash away the haze and the heat. Everything looks green and clear, isn't it? I feel much better at this moment.

    "天下无贼"电影原声大碟 第 15 首

    流金歲月的點滴

    作词:杨坤 作曲:杨坤

    记得那一天 上帝安排我们见了面 我知道我已经看到了春天
    记得那一天 带着想你的日夜期盼 迫切地不知道何时再相见

    *记得那一天 等待在心中点起火焰 我仿佛看到了命运的终站
     记得那一天 你像是丢不掉的烟 弥漫着我再也驱赶不散

    #那一天 那一天 我丢掉了你 像个孩子失去了心爱的玩具
     那一天 那一天 留在我心里 已烙上了印 永远无法抹去


    生命在故意和我周旋 给你一个难忘的瞬间
    却不能让她继续永远 那天你走出我的视线 再也没有出现

    Friday, August 12, 2005

    Can't breeth !!

    This morning woke up at around 4 am something, found that I was
    breathing heavily.

    Check around, whops the air cond was off and all the windows and
    door were shut !!

    Shut !!

    Walked to pee pee and turn on the air cond. Within 10 minutes the
    room has became too cold. Off air cond again.

    Unwillingly opened the windows and turn on the fan.

    Still breathing heavily like want to die like that.

    Shut !!!!!! Damn Dulan !!! Jumped off bed and cursed a little
    bit. GNN, CNN, KFC, MCB, FBI, NSA, MIB, INTEL !!

    So at 6:15 am I cuci muka sikit and went down to wash my car.

    Appearantly the house that i am staying is really lack of fresh
    air and it made me feel really tired and sick.

    So, walked down to the car wash bay with my "equipment" and
    started taking bath for my F-117. Actually the air was pretty
    good out there at Kayu Ara area.

    Wet the car, wash away the dirt, wash away the soap and foam
    and moped the car. Walla !!!

    After the car wash at 7:00 am I felt really really fresh !!!

    Haze? Nope, I see less of them today !!

    It seems like the air quality was very much better this morning.

    Epspecially when the car is clean and shining and after some
    work out done :)

    I am loving it !! I am loving it !!!

    Now I can breath already!!! Wheeew !!

    So, don't just sit there and wait to die, do something that
    will help you to get more fresh air.

    And stop being so pathatic and always complain only.

    Learn to enjoy the haze, and find ways to overcome it.

    Don't just complain, complain, complain and complain.

    Go home !!!

    Everyone has a sentence that he/she likes to hear.

    It could be compliments, it could be whispers in ears, it
    could be news about share prices going up, or TOTO strike
    or it could be anything.

    For me, I like to hear my boss says:" Go home!"

    This is normally the sentence that he told me after I send
    him back to his condo after a busy day, meeting customer
    and roam around KL and after dinner.

    His " Go home ! Don't go and waste money ok?" means ok
    today ends here. You go home and have a nice rest and lets
    work hard tomorrow again.

    I'm Just Loving It !! " Go home ! " hehehehehe

    Sunday, August 07, 2005

    How to read API easy way.

    流金歲月的點滴

    These few days the air in Klang valley seems to be quite
    polluted.

    This is the picture taken by Jason

    And as you all could see, it's like Genting Highland here in KL and
    PJ, only it's haze and not cloud !! Not cool at all.

    Now here are some easy tips to determine the API ( Air Pollution
    Index ) which were witheld by the government. Easy and free
    to find out.

  • Check the size of your nose shit and weight.
  • Normally when air is clean, nose shit = 0.5 gram.
  • Air pollution is medium, nose shit = 2.0 gram.
  • Air pollucion is high, nose shit = 5.0 gram.
  • Air pollution is really serious, nose shit come off automatically.


  • Normally when air is clean, dig nose once in 2 days.
  • Air pollution is medium, dig nose every day.
  • Air pollucion is high, dig nose 3 times a day.
  • Air pollution is really serious, nose shit come off automatically.


  • When air is clean, nose shit colour = clear, transparent.
  • Air pollution is medium, nose shit colour yellowish.
  • Air pollucion is high, nose shit colour chocolesth + bloody.
  • Air pollution is really serious, nose shit come off black.

    Here we go, a few easy and simple way to determine the value
    of API really fast and easy. No nose shit were harmed during the
    experiment/ study.

    All the facts and figure were collected and mined for the past 5
    years and are certified by the World Health Organization WHO.

    And by the way, at a place where air is really clean and clear, like
    Kota Bharu or Mulu, or Kahang, you seldom see people digging the
    nose cause there ain't no out put at all.

    While in KL these few days, you walked into LRT and everyone are
    diggging the blardy nose !!!

    Have you dug your nose today?
  • Friday, August 05, 2005

    Charlie...

    Charlie ? My angel !!

    Charlie, the only lady in this world that I think I can't handle. Once my boss asked me if I am in China or Hong Kong and having trouble with lady, would I able to handle the situation?

    I replied "No problemo!" cause I have handled so many situation before and even when Fat Lady is really mad at me, I was still able to control situation and get a cease fire agreement within minutes. I always think that I am able to control situation if I have problem with lady(s).

    and again today I think I have proven myself wrong. If that lady is Charlie I think I am basically meat on the table for her. Don't know why but she is my soft spot.

    Actually Charlie is my favourite actress ( and I think a lot of people out there too ). I feel that she has the capability to make people mellow, cause she is so soft.... really....

    It's nice to see her back to silver screen again. Welcome back Charlie !!! I've been waiting for this moment for a long-long time !!!

    Fat Lady might have something to say about this, but, as I mentioned, one is my favourite actress and one is my Bao Bei.... so?

    Geng !!!!



    The movie that touched my heart...

    流金歲月的點滴

    Ever since 1996/1997, there were seldom any nice movie or film
    that could really touches my heart.

    Perhaps it's the story line or perhaps that I've became stronger.

    But the New Police Story ( Starring Jacky Chan ,Nicholas Tse
    and my favourite Charlie Yeung ).

    It's 2:19 am right now and what should I say about this film?

    It made me smile, cry, laugh, cry, smile, laugh and break into tears at the end.

    A few months ago, people told me that after they watch this
    film they cried.

    I laughed at them and said no way ! Jacky Chan's movie right?

    Well I was absolutely wrong and I was a fool !!

    I would say amazing and absolutely groovy !!!

    This film really broke my heart, and stirred my feeling and emotion
    from 12 am till now. Geez how am I suppose to work tomorrow
    and it's PC fair there !!!!


    Thanks to Johntim.

    Thursday, August 04, 2005

    One in a Million

    Someone tells me," My girlfriend is one in a million, she is good!"
    Someone tells me," My boyfriend is one in a million, he is good!"


    Someone also tells me," My girlfriend is one in a million, she is damn lousy!"
    Someone also tells me," My boyfriend is one in a million, he is damn lousy!"

    I mean, have the person really meet one million people before he/she
    makes this kind of statement? I know I wouldn't !!

    I would not compare my family or my gf with others. But I have expectations
    towards them, and hope that they could perform well in their field.

    Everyone in this world is unique and there is no Mr. Perfect and Ms. Perfect,
    never !!

    Now I am not going to debate about who is good or who is not good.

    One in a million here is defined as :" 1 time vs 1,000,000 time !"

    That's why I love this week, I feel really fresh and could think of alot
    of thing. Things are seen in a very clear way.

    If you have watched "Phenomenon" 1995 Starring John Travolta you would start worrying for me, LOL !!

    Sometimes when I do things alone, be it I did it right or wrong there were
    always no one to correct or to guide me.

    A lot of time I was doing the wrong thing at the wrong way. Noone did inform
    me because :

  • I am away from my parents, I am in town, they are not.
  • I looked Garang sometimes, people takut !!
  • I am at Manager lvl, some people takut too LOL !
  • Simply cause I was stupid most of the time.

    All these are stupid reasons given by stupid people like me LOL !!

    Sometimes, when stupid people like me learned something and realized
    that:" Oh! What a fool I was all the while !!"

    And after realizing that, I would be really grateful and thankful to
    the person who hinted me directly or indirectly.

    Fot those who has hinted/ teaches me directly were :
  • My parents.
  • My grand parents and aunties and uncles.
  • My teachers from since I was a kid till today.
  • My Fat Lady.
  • My boss. <--- William Sang.

    For those who has hinted/ teaches me indirectly were :
  • My Fat Lady <--- hahaha always perli me one !
  • My good friends and housemates.
  • My colleages
  • My boss. <-- William Sang.
  • Some of my good customer. Competitor.
  • The people from my Ex company DDT.

    Actually I felt really thankful for these people above who
    teached me so much of things that I feel that I am about
    100% diffrent from me myself in 2000.

    Thanks for everyone out there and wish you all to have good
    years ahead. Be healty and be wealthy.

    I started to understand the importance of nicely Ironed cloths
    and shirt last week, thanks to William.

    Cost of my shirt = RM30.00 average.
    Cost of ironing it = RM 1.20 per pcs.

    Satisfaction of when people praised it's nice = Priceless !!

    This priceless comes from??

    Years of nagging of my mom = " You better iron your cloths properly!"
    Years of excuse given by me = " Our dryer machines does that fine what?"

    Realization of the importance of nicely ironed Cloths?

    So many events, only I was fool enough to have ignored them :)LOL !!
  • Intelligence of my mother.

    Suddenly I had a feeling that this week should be called Intelligent
    Week. Why? Perhaps due to the reason below, my brain feels really
    fresh this week.

    A sign before getting my PhD.?? ( Permanant Head Damage ) LOL !!

    This morning at 5 something am while I was washing my car
    F-117 Stealth Fighter, I suddenly had an idea of something.

    Due to the dry season, haze and a little bit of rain yesterday my F-117
    was covered in thick dust. And thick dust is bad because it affects
    the capability of F-117's surface to absorb Radar/ Infrared signal.

    I remembered someone telling me :" Aiya why wash your car leh? Now
    is dry season, a lot of dust, you wash already, tomorrow also dirty what?"

    I kept quite when I heard that statement, sounds correct eh?

    Nope ! Negative !! Negative !!

    My mom used to mumbles me," Aiyo , your room very untidy leh !!"
    Or she would mumbles 2 me," Aiyo , the grass outside tall already !!"
    Or she would mumbles papa," Aiyao, the car park dusty already !!"

    And if anyone of us reply :" No need lah, clean already, tomorrow also
    dirty one ! "

    Then my mon would say:" Like that, then you no need to eat lunch and
    dinner loh, cause eat already, tomorrow also hungry one mar?"

    Me and Papa -_-"

    And run fast fast to clean the room, house and car park...... -_-"

    That's intelligence of my mother, good at example giving and threatening!

    My mother, class one intelligence agent !! (CIA)

    So, thanks to my mom, while some people could drive around their car
    in thick dust, the dust or mud or dirt is so thick that the white car
    becomes yellow, the black car became white or grey -_-"

    Well, I can't !!

    I rather wake up early like 5 am or sleep late at 12 am, get to the car wash
    bay and give my Baby a nice bath !!

    Why?

  • A good officer should have clean vehicle.
  • A good pilot should have a clean air-craft.
  • Car wash is a good exercise.
  • Plenty of time to do some thinking and considering.
  • Cool to wash car at night time.
  • Can communicate and understand with your vehicle.
  • Many more !!!

    Be good, give your car a bath today and enjoy the never ending benefits.
  • Chau Tau Fu's Truck caught fire !!!



    Yesterday almost mid-night Jason sent an sms to me and told me
    that he was at Cheras pasar malam, wanted
    to try out the Chow Tou Fu.

    -_-"

    However they soon found out that they wouldn't able
    to have any Chow Tou Futhat day because ??
    See picture above !!!

    Yeah the Chow Tou Fu's truck caught fire last week
    according to Jason's little bird, and everyone at
    Cheras was "Lor Lor Luin " yesterday cause can't
    get to eatthe famous delicious Chou Tou Fu !!

    Wah ha ha ha ha ha !!!


    What has actually happened?


  • Last week, 3 of local Cheras resident pengsan after terhidu bau Chou Tou Fu.
  • Then the 3 person went to Balai Polis and made police report.
  • 2 police patrol car came to Cheras to investigate the Chou Tou Fu guy.
  • All of the police men pengsaned after the arrived.
  • Government became panic, and called FBI.
  • Fox Mulder and Dana Scully came to Malaysia, pesawat MH1121.
  • Mulder and Scully came to Cheras.
  • Both Mulder and Scully also Pengsan.
  • After they woke up, the ran and took a cab to KLIA terus, leaving all the
    baggage at the hotel, lari bertempiaran !!!
  • They went back to US and complaint to President Bush, with a sample
    taken from Cheras.
  • President Bush pengsaned too !!
  • When Bush wake up, he fired Mulder and Scully ( that's why no more
    X-Files on TV now loh folks !)
  • And Bush pressed a button, a missile was launched from US and hit the
    poor Chou Tou Fu's truck, truck exploded, caught fire and Chou Tou Fu became the Roasted Tou Fu.
  • And Jason ate the Roasted Tou Fu right?


  • Wednesday, August 03, 2005

    Stealth

    Yesterday night had dinner with Jason and his friends at Jalan Alor.

    Prior to that I introduced my F-117 Stealth Fighter to him, everyone
    was :" Awwww.... Wooowww .... Hui Yuh .... and things like that !!"

    A few minutes later we were cruising and all over Sungai Besi Highway
    at 100kmph, with haze surrounding us, looked like we were at Genting
    Highland during a windy day....

    Only it was too hot, unlike Genting coolness !!

    The haze was so strong that everything really looked diffrent, I had to
    wear my Infra Red goggle, with infra red Camera turned on while I
    drive was flying around KL.

    Suddenly I pointed at my F-117 and shouted loudly to Jason
    " This is one hell of a job !"

    Jason :" Why ?" ( Puzzled )

    Me :" Cause it's not easy to make a real F-117 to look like Proton Wira !"

    Me :" Actually we are driving a F-117 now you know?"

    Jason -_-" Gulp ! ( Jason thinks, this Kai Hong a little bit chee sin one !)

    After dinner, when I pressed the unlock button, my Proton Wira
    F-117's signal light blinked twice (2) to show Status Unlocked !!

    Jason," Eh , why your alarm no sound one?"

    Me, " Remember? This is a Stealth fighter, it is suppose to be quiet !"

    Jason," Wooow ! Hui Yu ! Canggih !!!!! "

    Me LOL !!!

    Jason, a friendly and nice guy !!

    Four of us enjoyed the food of Jalan Alor, the Haze of Kuala lumpur
    and the night time KLCC and Kuala Lumpur town.

    And on the way back everyone was yawning cause I switched my
    F-117 mode from "Stealth War" mode to "Comfort" mode.....

    zzzzzz...z.zz.z.>ZZ>Z>z.z.zzzz

    Monday, August 01, 2005

    Kayu Nasi Kandar SS2 Sdn Bhd, 1st invoice RM26.25 for 2 plates of rice. And 2nd invoice is for a can of Coke. 1 plate of Nasi Kandar with drumstick, fried fish eggs and sotong was RM 15.00 before tax. 1 plate of Nasi Putih with Ayam Honey with Telur Goreng was RM 10.00 before tax. And no wonder Johntim told me that this shop is very expensive and for rich and famouse only, now I know why already.