Morning fart.

Sometimes in night when someone's digesting system is
working perfectly at the harmony maximised and total
efficient rate, a lot of gases would be produced and
stored in the stomach.

So, sometimes when people wake up with a lot of gas in
the stomach the first thing is to release them back to
atmosphere, where gases belongs right ?

So, morning fart is just a natural process of returning
something back to where it belongs and I think this
should be complimented and appreicated.

But still, why everytime I do this action Fat Lady
would quickily cover her head in 5 pillows ?? why??

And I always find it funny when someone is wake up by
natural sounds, like fart.... healthly fart... right?

Ok, what about un-healthly fart ?

Un healthly fart is produced under the below situation:

Food poisoning.

Stomach up set and not working properly.

Digestion system screwed up.

Too much of protein in food.

And etc.

The characteristic of un-healthly fart.

It's almost noiseless, and stealth ( not for long!)

It's warm or feels hot. I mean the air.

It's warm and hot because a lot of bacteria acts.

It smells like... rubbish trucks or dump.

It's dangerous, because friendly fire incident might happen if not controlled properly.

Fat Lady would get really up set....


And, more about friendly fire or run fire situation.