The One About The Ipad

Was able to loan the Ipad from Ah Cat a few days ago and was testing
it for the features ( err.. ) past few days.

Fat Lady, " Darn this Ipad is sure pretty and precise small thing ya ! "

Me, " Yeah, neat toy !! "

Fat Lady, " Ok later we watch DVD using this ya ! "

Me, " Nope we can't !! "

Fat Lady, " Huh ? Why ? I want to watch some new movie woh ! "

Me, " Cannot ! cause it doesn't have DVD drive ! "

Fat Lady, " Harrrr ?? Then how to watch DVD ? "

Me pointed at the DVD Player under 3 inches of dust ,
" that one and a thing called TV ... "

Fat Lady, " Darn ! Everything must via I-tunes ya ? "

Me , " You very panlai also lah !! No SD Card, No USB Port, apa
boleh buat ??  "

Fat Lady, " Can let mama to chop vegetable and some cut meat also ya!
so thin, can also use as tray to serve cold drinks to our guest !!  "

Ah Cat , " Oi Oi Oi !! YOU ALL !! Nak kena ah ?? "

Me, " Can stick at my toilet wall, can play game while poo poo !! "

Ah Cat, " Oi Oi Oi !! YOU ALL BASKET !! Gimme back my Ipad !! "

LMAO !!