My sister has been doing Yoga for many many weeks and recently
she asked Fat lady to join them for Yoga class. Being wanted
to stay slim and not so fat, Fat Lady agreed.
So 1st day after Fat lady came back from the yoga class.
Fat Lady, " Wah liew !! Very tired !! very tired !! Whole body
stretched like hell and legs and arms very tired. "
Me, " Good good !! "
I was wrong....
A few hours later while I was reading news paper, Fat Lady was
watching TV and suddenly, " Putttt ! "
Me jumped out and shouted, " Gas Attack ! Gas Attack !! Run for
your lives !! Everyone run for shelter !! "
Fat Lady face blush blush, " Soli Soli !! "
Late at night and I was watching TV another few " Poooottttt !"
Me, " Wah Liew ! Damn healthy farts !! Congratulations !"
Fat Lady, " Yorr ! The Yoga lah ! Yoga Causes Fart Mar !! "
Me, " Wah Liew ! Yoga can cause Fart one meh ? "
Fat Lady then Puttttt !!!
The Famous Kampung Kayu Ara Morse Code :
Puttt = Yes!
Puttt puttt = No!
Pooootttttt = I hate you !
Pffffffffutt = Silenced Puttt !
Probpp proob prooobo put = Puttt with watery sound, deadly putt!
Ok ! ENOUGH !
No more YOGA class !!!