Appetizer or cold plate or whatever we call it. When you see this on table, you would know that the hungry feeling in your stomach would become history soon. In today's case, it simply means that a lot of us will suffer stomach overloaded problem at the end of dinner. Read on and see what has gone into our stomach on the evening of 22nd April 2006. Jason this one is for you ! I think we might need to come here and eat when you are in KL later ok ?

Some people says what comes around goes around. I am so angry that the sharks in Australia and US are eating poor swimmers and tourists as their breakfast and lunch. Today i will seek revenge for those poor swimmers and tourests who were bullied by all the sharks, brothers and sisters, today I will bite their fins like they bite us ok ? Grrrrrr !!

My shark fins soup with a few drops of chinese made black vinegar. Hot soup with fresh crabs meats and eggs and shark fins and a little bit sour feeling of vinegar. It feels like heaven for a moment, you know? when you put a big spoon of shark fins into your mouth and when you swallow the soup over your throat. that's what we call life ( and death for sharks, poor sharks)

Shrimp cooked with eggs and butter and stuff like that. This is so wrong !! And this is what we called cholesterol cooked with cholesterol but my Maths teacher teaches us : Negative and Negative will result of Positive. So ? cholesterol and cholesterol = Healthy lah apalagi ?

Really really fresh and smooth Patin, steamed with soya sauce and taufu and dried fish. OMG the taste, OMG the gravy OMG i could eat 3 bowls of rice with the gravy alone but I pulled handbrake and didn't actually ordered any white rice this evening.

Lemon chicken, cooked with chicken and lemon sauce, nothing to should about. But amazingly, no chicken nor lemon sauce left after that. They all just, you know disappear like that in thin air, must be the hot weather in subang and all these stuff evaporate into air eh? Told you my science is good !

Dish number 6, actually this is mixed vegetables and came out as dish number six and dish number 7 was fried rice.

Fried rice, dish number Six. Taste was so so for me but my grandma liked it and as usual none of the rice was left alive. All kept in the place call multi purpose aquarium. I mean giant aquarium now.

Tom Yam with extra Chili and Spicy. Good for health !

Crabs, fresh and smells so good. Covered with salted egg, fried with salt and herbs. Hmm.. finger lickin good !! Some doc would says, look this is cholesterol covering cholesterol cooked with more cholesterol !! But my family doc says Eat First Die Later ! How? I trust my family doc only ok?

OMFG ! Are these really my cousins?
Are these really my cousins ? Mein Gott im Himmel, and yes unfortunately there are !! Shake head slowly and walked away.

My cousins, all full of talents and acting skills. People says, once you are done feeding the children with foods they will start trying to be funny, and I believe they will all one day get Oscar awards or so... especially the 2 girls.

Err. maybe some of them wouldn't make it to Oscar.

This guy eat until face was full of seeds of Dragon fruits also didn't realize and was running here and there showing the seeds on his face proudly, another special product from Ho Family Kuala Krai. -_-"

By the time we finished the dinner it was already 10:15 pm. Everyone was filled and stomach has became aquarium cause there were shrimps, patins, crabs, chickens etc swimming inside. You are looking at 17 big and small portable and walking aquarium in Subang now LOL !! OMG it was so much of satisfaction that I regret that I have only 1 stomach.

As I have said, everybody was so happy and satisfied. Don't believe ? Look at how happy Xuen Xuen was, senyum sampai nampak gigi!! kih kih kih !! Burp !!

22 April 2006

Learning Italy , Lesson 20 :

Incoming = ricevuto , ricevuto

Abort = terminazione , terminazione

I am hit = sono colpito , sono colpito

Neah, today's record :

Incoming !! Incoming !!

Abort !! Abort !!

I am hit !! I am hit !!

Emergency landing ! Emergency landing !

KNNWTFBBQ

Kancil

F-117

Get what I mean ??

Masalah besar !!!

knnmcbklialcct!!!

Terasa amat lapar sekarang selepas mencuci kereta tadi dan tadi terhidu bau Ketam dimasak tomato -_-" daripada luar tingkap aku.

Tetapi saya tinggal di rumah pangsa pada tingkat 10 woh?

Orang tua aku memberi tahu jika kita dapat hidu bau makanan pada tengah-tengah malam itu mesti ada hantu !!

Duh !!

Ya betul itu mesti hantu !!

Hantu-hantu dan Roh-roh daripada mangsa si mati (ketam)
yang telah saya makan sepanjang 28 tahun yang lepas.

Mereka pasti datang cari aku untuk membalas dendam ya?

Bagus ! Saya terasa amat lapar dan harap-harap ada nasi putih yang dapat dimakan bersama dengan ketam-ketam yang datang. Saya harap malam ini hantu ketam datang dengan ala :

Masak ala goreng garam.

Masak ala kukus.

Masak ala tomato masam pedas. wu !!

Masak ala telur masin.

Masak ala Kam Hiong ( daun kari ).

Masak ala BBQ .

Ok cukup ! Yang lain, maksud aku, hantu-hantu yang lain sila datang besok atau lusa hari dan sila fikirkan cara lain yang lebih sedap dan kreatif, sekian terima kasih.

MCB Semakin tulis blog semakin lapar ! Ini semua Jason mia pasal lah !

Quote of the day.

Masih lagi saya ingat dalam satu adegan yang saya tengok
dalam TV pada tahun 1996 atau 1997.

" Bagi segala, janganlah berketerlaluan !"

Akan jadikan ini salah satu daripada prinsip saya mulai
hari ini .

Kebaikan mencuci kereta.

Hari ini adalah merupakan Hari Bahasa Malaysia dan saya
rasa adalah baiknya jika saya dapat menyambut HBM dengan menulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia.

Masa sekarang adalah 1:34 pagi dan, rasa amat segar setelah mandi, dan sebelum mandi telah saya mencuci kereta kesayangan saya, jenama F-117 buatan Itali, tetapi ia dibawa masuk ke Malaysia dengan CKD -_-" wtf? AIK? ( Apa itu kongkek? )

Makan malam adalah nasi lemak dan rasa amat kenyang walaupun banyak yang tinggal dan dibuang. Maka pada pukul 11:00 malam terasa tak tertahan lalu pun bawa bakul, bawa paip air dan syempu kereta ( selepas gosok gigi dan sikat rambut ) menghala ke tempat cuci kereta.

Suasana agak sunyi tetapi rumah pangsa kos rendah di sebelah masih riuh rendah dengan, rasanya kebanyakan mereka baru saja hendak keluar kerana saya dengar sekarang adalah merupakan musim perlawanan bola sepak.

Maka, saya pun teruskan usaha untuk mencuci F-117 aku yang sebenarnya tidaklah begitu kotor. Pagi tadi masih ada rakan sekerja yang memuji :

" Wah Kai Hong, kereta awak ni bersih lah !"

" Wah Kai Hong, jarangnya kereta juru jual yang sebersih kereta awaklah ! "

-_-" Tetapi demi senaman dan rasa bersalah kerana memakan nasi lemak sebagai makan malam, maka terpaksalah saya mencuci F-117 yang tidak begitu "kotor" .... ai....

Sebenarnya sejak kebelakangan ini, saya terasa agak tertekan demi masalah bekerja. Sudah 2 bulan saya terasa begini, dan perasaannya adalah bagai seseorang yang terapung di lautan yang besar dan tidak pasti mana hendak atau akan dibawa ombak. Teruk betul perasaan begitu kan ?

Sebagai seorang yang tidak mengalah kepada keadaan yang tidak memuaskan hati. saya telah cuba beberapa cara untuk mengatasinya dan salah satu daripadanya adalah

Mencuci Kereta... hahahaha !!

Apabila seseorang itu asyik dan betul-betul memberi perhatian apabila mencuci kereta. Segala masalah dan perkara yang tidak seronok akan dilupai sementara.

Pemikiran dan daya membuat keputusan juga akan meningkat apabila seseorang itu mencuci kereta ( sama seperti apabila seseorang itu bersenam atau rehat ).

Setelah 80 minit mencuci, mengeringkan dan memberi lapisan lilin ( waxing ) terasa amat dahaga, sikit penat, tetapi pemikiran sudah semakin jelas, rasa sudah cukup senaman.... maka pun baliklah ke condo saya untuk meneruskan tugas kedua, mencuci baju.

Sebenarnya, sejak 1998 tugas mencuci baju talah menjadi sesuatu, bukan lagi tugas kerana ianya hanya melibatkan saya untuk memasukkan baju ke mesin basuh, tekan butang dan tunggu untuk mesin siap membasuh. Kemudian pun mengantungkan baju dan seluar dan lain-lain dan tunggu ia kering.

Sejak 3 tahun yang lepas lagi seronok setelah berpindah ke Condo Puncak Damansara, ada mesin pengering baju pula atas jasa dan sumbangan Ah Kok dan Fane Yuan.

Sekarang, hanya masuk baju ke mesin, cuci, dan lepas dua jam, pindahkan baju daripada mesin mencuci ke mesin pengering, 1 jam kemudian terus ada pakaian yang bersih dan kering...

Oh seronok betul !! Jadi, jika begitu seronok dalam kehidupan harian, buat apa nak terasa tersinggung jika menimpa sedikit masalah dalam berkerja?

Baiklah, saya akan berusaha untuk menangani masalah yang bangkit dalam kerja saya esok dengan sedaya upaya. Jika masih tidak dapat menangani, maka, masih banyak hutan hutan di luar sana, tak usah kerana satu pokok dan membelakangkan segala hutan yang lain, bukan ?

selamat malam, salam mesra !

Petang tadi setelah sampai di rumah, telah aku buka tingkap dan merenung ke arah luar. Tiba-tiba ku ternampak ada bunga Lotus, alangkah gembiranya jika dapat nampak bunga lotus di luar sana. Malah ada seekor itik atau dua yang berenang sampil bersenorok.

Sekali nampak ? Alamak ini bukan lah bunga lotus tetapi beg plastic, dan sampah sarap yang terapung mcb !

My good in the sky !! I thought it was lotus flower, turned out those are white plastic bags and finished food container ( read : rubbish ) floating on the surface of the small pond. knnkliabbqlcct !!! -_-"

Cheh ! It's only a small pond in the middle of land waiting to tbe developed. But there are anglers here mind you, fishes too, snakes, frogs, worms, bugs, insects, dogs, cats , ducks and chicken are common visitors here. Actually most of them stays here except the anglers of course.

This is how Pelangi Damansara Condo II looks like at around 6:30 pm of 17th April 2006.

Today 17th April 2006. Time 12:43 am and I looked out and Holy Macaroni and Cheese!! I can't see The Curve, Tesco, Power Centre and others Mutiara Damansara building already. Infact this Pelangi Damansara Condo II is really rushing for the completion. I think this project is even running at midnight. I could hear the crane from there rotating and making noise now... I hate that ! First they block my view, then the work day and night, and at night they make noise somemore !! Benci betul !

However there was this Pelangi Damansara Condo II in consruction. By that time I still could see The Curve, Tesco, IKEA and Power Centre or so. Not too bad view i told myself ! No I was wrong !!

Last year somewhere in September I looked out from my room windows it was like this. The night was peaceful, Bandar Utama seems to be very quiet and not much of noise. Date was 11 Sep 2005.

Crab ! Lotz of crab !

A few days ago i was chatting online with a friend of
mine over the IM software and we discussed about the
"suicide" issue.

I told him, I really don't agree and see why one should
commit suicide in this world. I really can't understand that...

I added on:" I would only commit suicide if I am a crab or something like that."

Friend:" Hmmm ? Why leh ?"

I replied:" I can't sing, I can't walk straight and I can't even see my own kkc, sure I suicide lah !"

Friend:" MCBKLIALCCTBBQ !"

So, our conclusion is that, since crab has the tendency
to perform suicide cause they are majority unhappy life
form.

So we should be caring people and lend them a hand by simply, eating more crabs... cause we are caring Malaysians.

Eating more crabs will release them from the suffering that they (crabs) are experiancing and according to my
religion, when we release someone or some creature out of misery or suffering, it is called Good Karma !!!
公 德 无 量

So? What are we waiting for? Let's lock and load and go
and eat some crabs today !!

When we see crabs on the table, we should also shout out very loud :" Fire at will ! Fire at will !! "

and quickily finish them off and send them all the way
to next life where they would become a happier creature. Ok ? Agree ??

Lock and load !! Lock and load babeh !!


*********

I remember seeing from some news paper or internet which shown a picture of a Seafood Restaurant from don't know where happyly put up a sign.

" We sell the best crap in town !" WTF ?

Ching Ming Part Duex

Contiues from previous blog about Ching Ming..

So, it was about I informed Jamaliah that nowadays we
have gone "Environment Friendly" and " Efficient "
and stuff like that.

So, I have also informed Jamaliah that we don't burn
all those Hell Notes, Paper Cars, Paper TV and stuff
like that during Ching Ming no more.

Instead, we issue Cheques... current cheques...

So Jamaliah was really, really impressed !!

She asked me:" Then how much is the value?"

I replied:" A lot babeh ! A lot ! "

She asked:" Like how much ?"

I said:" 9,000,000,000,000.00 per cheque "

She replied:" Wow ! That's a lot of money man !"

I said:" In USD you know ?"

She lagi terkejut !!

I added:" Each ancestor get 1 cheque you know?"

She lagi amat terkejut !!

I added somemore:" Tax free one up there you know?"

She almost fainted....

I would be too if my ancestor really going to bank in
the cheque and start spending billions, trillions of
USD up there while we suffer down here working our
ass out !!

It's so unfair !!

Happy Belated Ching Ming 2006 !!!

As I have mentioned before, Ching Ming Festival is always one of my favourites Chinese festival, all the time.

Cause during Ching Ming it is always like a re-union for most of us who came to KL to work and Ching Ming means " Go home, meet the old folks, clean the graves and eat!"

The point is "Eat" hahahaha !!

Ok just kidding, I love to visit my ancestors grave, clean the graves and telling them infront of the graves that how much we appreciate them, how great of them
to carry and feed my grandmothers and relatives and
how much of effort they spent to educate all of us !!

It always break my heart that I didn't have a chance
to thank them and show my appreciation to them one by
one cause most of them passed away really really long
time ago !!

Oh, last week during Ching Ming time my office Jamaliah
(HRA staff) asked me :" Kai Hong, tak balik Ching Ming
kat Kelantan ke?"

I replied:" Tahun ini tidak, kerana terlalu sibuk!"

Jamaliah:" So , tahun ini tidak ada bakar rumah kertas,
baju kertas, tv kertas, peti sejuk kertas lah ?"

I replied:" No, Jamaliah, kami sudah tidak bakar benda
benda macam itu lagi."

Jamailiah:" Habis ? Macam mana?"

I replied:" Kita issue current Cheque dengan nama
nenek moyang dan kasi bank in (bakar) itu cheque!"

Jamaliah:" Hastala Vista betul ke kai hong ?"

I relied:" Of course ! Sekarang atas sana ( pointed at
the sky ) macam-macam ada ! "

" Hypermarket, Macro, Parkson, KLCC, Tesco, Giant,
Citibank, Hong Kong Bank semua pun ada !"

Jamaliah -_-"

Aboh then? Prove to me that I am wrong lah then?

Evening sky ( sun set mode : Pentax S60 ) taken by Fat Lady on 10th April 2006. Around 7:33 pm. Not bad eh ? I mean the scenery outside of my windows LOL ! The photo below was uploaded twice accidentally. But stupid is a stupid does.. let it be lah !

Evening sky ( sun set mode : Pentax S60 ) taken by Fat Lady on 10th April 2006. Around 7:33 pm. Not bad eh ? I mean the scenery outside of my windows LOL !

Sirloin + Soft Shell crabs. I ate the potato + sirloin also become full already. Hence did not really entirely enjoyed the soft shells crab which in my opinion was a little bit too oily. But the sambal on top of the crabs was really tasty. The sirloin was also tasted very very good. I ordered the medium rare so that I could cook the rare meat over the sizzling metal plate. Dang the sizzling plate kept on sizzles oil ( very hot oils ) on to my arms... painful !

Fat Lady's mia daging rusa. For me I think there were too much of black pepper sauce.

Fish and Chips at Jack's Place, 1 utama. Fane ordered this, at the end, fished got eaten and chips ended up in rubbish bin. For me, I don't know how to appreciate fish cooked via western style that much.

Is this what I get after I pay RM 3.00 from Subang Jaya to Cheras area ? This is plain crazy and the peoplse who are in charge of traffic control and provide the people "Smooth Driving " are so ought to be shot between the eyes !!

The Saturday afternoon jam begins at around 11 am and 12 pm onwards right after Endah or Indah Parade Sri Petaling Ampang Bound. I have been enjoying the same jam since 1999 till now 2006, the good old jam, never miss ! You could upgrade the standard jam to super nova extreme jam if there is a heavy rain. Paid RM1.50 x 2 at Kesas, enjoyed 8 minutes of smooth drive and this is the end of smooth drive ok ? This is the end of smooth drive.

After the Sri Petaling / Salak South jam there is another jam called the Pandan Indah jam. Wonderful Middle Ring Road II !! Be expecting the same jame tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow and the day after tomorrow's tomorrow, same jam, same location, same time, same channel !!! Same KLIABBQMCB!

Give me 10 of this, 3 of that, 4 of that, 7 of this, 12 of those, the one there give me 3, yes, hmmm, no, perhaps you should just give me the whole tray and I take everything ok ?

RM1.50 for 4 pcs of Dim Sum and it was selling like Hot Cakes, emm, i mean Hot Dim Sum.

Singing competition at Melaka's Jonker Walk.

The largest pedestrian bridge or footbridge

Melaka Sentral

Yes, Melaka Sentral.


On the way back to Kuala Lumpur after the inter-state pursuit
of Robbery Suspects , Sgt Ramli arrived at the largest pedestrian
bridge in Malaysia ( at the moment ! ) and it's somethink like the
one in Hong Kong according to the wife of Major Lim.

晴天

晴天(周杰伦) 歌词

一步两步三步四步望着天
一颗两颗三颗四颗连成线
一步两步三步四步望着天
一颗两颗三颗四颗连成线
乘着风游荡在蓝天边一片云掉落在我面前
捏成你的形状随风跟着我
一口一口吃掉忧愁
载着你仿佛载着阳光不管到哪里都是晴天
蝴蝶自在飞花也布满天
一朵一朵因你而香
试着让夕阳飞翔带领你我环绕大自然
迎着风开始共度每一天
手牵手一步两步三步四步望着天
看星星一颗两颗三颗四颗连成线
背对背默默许下心愿
看远方的星星是否听得见
手牵手一步两步三步四步望着天
看星星一颗两颗三颗四颗连成线
背对背默默许下心愿
看远方的星星是否听得见
它一定实现！
载着你仿佛载着阳光不管到哪里都是晴天
蝴蝶自在飞花也布满天
一朵一朵因你而香
试着让夕阳飞翔带领你我环绕大自然
迎着风开始共度每一天
手牵手一步两步三步四步望着天
看星星一颗两颗
四颗连成线
背对背默默许下心愿
看远方的星星是否听得见
手牵手一步两步三步四步望着天
看星星一颗两颗三颗四颗连成线
背对背默默许下心愿
看远方的星星是否听得见

Time now is 8:50 am of a nice Sunday, 10th April 06 and I
am listening to the song above sang by Jacky Cheong
and boy this Jacky is good !!

Lyrics taken from :

http://www.9817.net/goto.html?url=http://mp3.2791.com/list/j76.htm

Morning fart.

Sometimes in night when someone's digesting system is
working perfectly at the harmony maximised and total
efficient rate, a lot of gases would be produced and
stored in the stomach.

So, sometimes when people wake up with a lot of gas in
the stomach the first thing is to release them back to
atmosphere, where gases belongs right ?

So, morning fart is just a natural process of returning
something back to where it belongs and I think this
should be complimented and appreicated.

But still, why everytime I do this action Fat Lady
would quickily cover her head in 5 pillows ?? why??

And I always find it funny when someone is wake up by
natural sounds, like fart.... healthly fart... right?

Ok, what about un-healthly fart ?

Un healthly fart is produced under the below situation:

Food poisoning.

Stomach up set and not working properly.

Digestion system screwed up.

Too much of protein in food.

And etc.

The characteristic of un-healthly fart.

It's almost noiseless, and stealth ( not for long!)

It's warm or feels hot. I mean the air.

It's warm and hot because a lot of bacteria acts.

It smells like... rubbish trucks or dump.

It's dangerous, because friendly fire incident might happen if not controlled properly.

Fat Lady would get really up set....


And, more about friendly fire or run fire situation.

Colourless Dream ?

A few months ago when I wake up at midnight I remembered that I saw Green, Yellow and Red colour in my dream.

So, I just want to record down here that in my dream it
is not Colourless, there are colour in my dreams !! :)

How about you? Do you dream in colour ? Or black and
white only?

********************

Oh and don't know why I always do wake up at midnight
around 2am, 3am and sometimes 4:55am. Perhaps it is
because of the noise that come in to my room from
outside.

2 of the restaurants down there outside of my 10th
floor windows are showing some soccer game at midnight
and sometimes 3am or 4am... and I heard that World Cup
2006 is coming really soon... -_-"

Everytime there is a goal the patrons whould shout and
cheers and make noise like that.

My questions:

Don't these people has TV at their home?

Don't these people has to sleep ?

Don't these people has to work second day?

And from 5:00 am onwards the praying starts.

And from 6:30 am the school buses ( yes at least 2 )
started to honk repeatly to pick up students out
there.

7:00 am onwards, second round of school bus honks -_-"

I remember when I was a kid, I was the one who wait
for the school bus at the desinated spot, not the
school bus to wait for me !!!

What the hell is wrong with the students nowadays and
what the hell is wrong with the mentioned 2 school
buses, yeah ! the 2 school buses which pick up students
at Kampung Kayu Ara area and Bandar Utama area ? Huh?

I am so NOT Balanced today ! Need some tranquilizer !!

Could someone tell me that I should go back to Kelantan
or Taman Negara and stay there to enjoy the peaceful
feeling ?

Windows XP Activation in dream??

A long sigh !!!

Last night in my dream, I was installing Windows XP for
a customer or someone like that.

And I was deeply disturbed by the process of getting "Activation" for the Windows XP and everything was so clear when I woke up this morning.

And now every Sunday afternoon and evening I become less comfortable cause Monday ( have to work ) is approaching fast and Sunday is gone fast too !!

I really need some rest for my mind. I am really really tired !!

Lamb cutlets, fat ladies mia favourites !

Ladies and gentleman, Minutes Steak that I ate last Saturday, huh I tell you it was so tasty and yummy !!

On the way to KLIA last week I asked Fat lady to take this photo of this. I don't know what do we call this in English, some floated mining machine or so. But in Sejarah and Sains dan Kemanusiaan I remember my teachers called this Kapal Korek Besi. whenever I want to korek hidung i remember this Kapal Korek Besi story.... -_-"

What is a Kapal Korek Besi doing near Sepang area ? Is there a mining area near here?

LCCT. Low Cost Carrier Terminal of KLIA.

Today let's talk a little bit about LCCT which has began it's operation some 2 weeks ago.

First of all, this LCCT looked like a huge hypermarket in the eyes of Fat Lady.
She told me that OMG she thought that it was some
Macro Hypermarket opening at KLIA area.

But it was not bad actually... let's see what I have
found out !

1st of all LCCT is located some 20km away from KLIA toll exit, please refer to the map below if you are
not sure how to get there.

KLIA toll exit to KLIA terminal = 13km.
KLIA toll exit to LCCT terminal = 20km.

But how come we feel that LCCT is so far away, firstly
the surronding of the road to LCCT is something new
and doesn't have much of scenary but palm trees. Feel
like very ulu like that, hence feel further.

Secondly, to get to LCCT from KLIA toll one has to
pass through 2 roundabouts and 4 sets of traffic lights
and imagine if all the lights are red, means travelling
time is greatly increased.

So folks, if you are going to LCCT to board a plane, leave earlier, say, 15 minutes earlier compared to KLIA because it would need more time for sure on the roads.

And, remember to put umbrellas in your cars before going to LCCT cause the car park is open air system.

And, feed yourself before you go there, food is not
cheap and. Pee and Poo before you leave the house. I feel that the toilet there might be over utlized in future. I strongly feel that.

Do not wear thick shirts or long sleeves as LCCT is a
warm place, at least that was what both of us felt !

And oh ! If you are the passenger to board a plane at
LCCT, please kindly be prepared. My advises as below:

See weather forecast or ask God if it would rain.

And pray hard it does not rain.

If it still rains, bring rain coat or umbrella.

Cause you have to walk in open air to board.

Meaning that you would get wet if it rains.

Make sure you do not board the wrong plane.

Don't 1 person bring 5 active running kids ok?

Don't be late to check in cause i heard it is packed.

hmmmmm... whatever you don't do in KLIA, don't do it here.

What else let me see, yeah during my visit to LCCT 2
weeks ago I could hardly find any dustbin there. Only
found 1 in the toilet and it was very very full.

So, I hope the situation is being improved now and let
me know if there is anything that we should take note
of.

Thank you for choosing LCCT airlines. We wish you to
have a wonderful flight experiance.

LCCT floor plan in details. Picture taken from http://www.klia.com.my/LCCTerminal/LCCfacilities-services.html#

The map to LCCT from KLIA toll exit. It is located some 20km away from KLIA toll exit. And you have to pass 2 roundabouts ( 1st one go 12 oclock and 2nd one 3 oclock ) and 4 traffic lights ( all straight ). When I went to LCCT last week from Kuala Lumpur city, Fat lady was complaining that we were feeling like going to Ipoh like that ! Far away ! Very far away babeh !!

The plan for LCCT. This image is taken from www.airasia.com.

An Air Bus, control tower for for LCCT and at the background should be the satellite building of KLIA.

The car park entrence that 80% of the people missed because of the small small P sign placed there. And it does not look like an entrance for us at all actually

The signboard for LCCT for car drivers. I feel that this signboard should be improved because I noticed that a lot of people had to come to 5 meters away from the signboard to interprete and found out, whoops wrong lane and by that time it is too late already. 1st and 2nd left lane are for private cars. And 3rd lane for taxis and cabs, and the 4th lane for buses. And finally keep right if you want to go into car park, i saw like 10 to 20 confused driver in 10 minutes time went into wrong lane and missed the car park entrence, hence resulting them to make a big round to come back again to read the signboard again hahaha !!

Once you have arrived at LCCT area, follow right lane to go into car park. The car park they claimed has the capacity of 1,110 space, but I believe we could put more then 2000 cars there, why? Look down and see how does Malaysian park their car, every inch were fully utilized to the max ( as long as it is near the terminal ).

Oh and this is the car park for LCCT, as of 26th March 2006 the car park was still free. And remember, if you were to park here, remember to put an umbrella in your bag or purse or something. If it rains, you would be soaked, i mean really soaked. It's open air car park here babeh !!

A view at the LCCT car park reveals that most of the Malaysian driver knows that we are suppose to park according to the Parking Bays line. But some are not, even if they are highly paid and pretty and all that.

Kisah Seorang Air Crew Yang Melampau kerana meletak kereta secara tidak betul ! LOL !!

This air crew in red was also parked her Kenari at the shoulder of the road in the car park.

The counter to purchase coupon to various destination. Rate and charges are fixed hence the customer need not to worry that the taxi or limousin would charge as they like. If you would like to go to Kampung Cheras Baru from LCCT, the cost would be RM 65.60 for budget cab , RM 107.40 for prime or first class and RM 161.10 for family class ( some Van cab ) i suppose. But notice the Teksi or Taxi sign was made of Paper ? and the way they pasted the paper was not too professional too, just like when I was a kid doing my homework using glue like that -_-". But the good thing is that the cost of taxi and cabs are displayed clearly at the display. Hence there would not be surprise for you when you arrive at your destination.

At the LCCT domestic arrival hall we could see 2 LCD or Plasma display unit showing the flight schedule. Information were STA, Flight, From , ETA and remarks. See ? From Kota Bharu was delayed, infact like most of the flight were delayed that few days. My sister told me that the Air Lines blamed the LCCT for the delayed. Biasalah !

In LCCT I saw "The Coffee Bean" , " Mc Donalds" and another restaurant like "Asia Favour " or something like that..... oh and there was a shopping Emporium at the other side of LCCT, near the Check In concourse. And the Shopping Emporium has this strong Asam Laksa smell, oppps, I saw some pretty Air Stewardess having Asam Laksa at the restaurant 4 to 5 meter away from the Shopping Emporium, no wonder... -_-"

Despite the Taxi counter and a lot of check in counter has Paper sign pasted on them. Yeah the preparation of the LCCT was not too complete by then, there was this nice large LCD or Plasma display unit showing the cost of taxi or limousine services to all places of Malaysia. Now who would take a Limousine from LCCT Sepang to JB at RM 673.10 for a family ? And could someone please tell me where is Kampung Sungai Nibong please? It says here RM 827.70. LCCT and RM800 for taxi or limousine ? -_-"

" Wishing a WARM welcome to the Low Cost Carriers ( Terminal ) LCCT !" Indeed, really WARM there. My T-Shirt was all wet and Fat Lady said " Eeerrr , you very sticky leh!" Of course I was was sticky, that place was so WARM !!! -_-"

The seats available outside of the Domestic Flight arrival hall. Time was 5:06 pm of 26th March 2006. I was waiting for my sister who was suppose to arrive from Kota Bharu who was supposed to have landed like 1 hour ago. And along the corridor I saw a some people squating and sitting on the floor. Aiseh man is squating really necessary here ? Look the seats are not all full what? Still have 12 empty seats what?

The kids playground at LCCT. See how much of fun that they are having ?

As I have mentioned many, many, many times that " Makan Sayur Boleh Jadi Gemuk " but I didn't have the scientific evidence to support my fact. Finally today a PhD friend of mine from Chicago sent me this and he said that this is true, this is so true !!!! Told you! I told you all already !!

2006's May Mission Statement

Jason wrote:

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1 Comments:
Jason said...
Add one more, you need to eat crabs and good food. :P

12:33 PM 28th March 2006
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Which reminds me of, yeah babeh! In April 2006 I will
go and do some market studies for Crabs and Seafood
around Klang, Teluk Gong and surrounding areas.

4th May should be the date that Jason and his team of
Crab and Seafood buster visit to Selangor and Klang
valley to wipe out all the living sea creatures...

They all are worst then Tsunami, they all are the
mothers of all extinction. They are.....

wait a second, why I am so pessimistic one??

No, should not think that way.

When we eat crabs hor, we are actually helping the
crabs to go to another life, we are rescuing the crabs
from being trapped and cursed to walk sideways !!

We are the army from God, sent to rescue all these
poor souls so that they could be released from the
rotation of Karma.

May we, freedom fighter from sky and earth come and
rescue you all ! you all !! Wait for us ok ?? Wait !

Sorry, a thousand pologies

Yesterday reached my car park evening and feeling really tired.
Can't wait to go back to room and have some rest.

While I was clearing the stuff from inside my car and
saw some documents at the back seat. So i opened the
back door and tried to get the document...

" Poooonnnggg !!! "

My door "ter" hit the quite New Nice Looking Toyota
Vios next to my car. -_-" alamak !

Checked the Vios for damage, no dent or scratch on
the point of impact ( my Wira's door so soft meh? )
on the Vios.

Just a little bit of my Wira paint transferred to the
point of impact. Luckily no dent !!!

I beat beat my chest a few times, luckily !!!

But got a little bit of paint transfer woh, how ??

Easy, put my index finger into my mouth first and
then quickily use the finger to rub rub rub at the
paint transferred on the Vios.

2 seconds later, that spot become like new and no
marks no nothing at all !! Like new !!! Macam baru
cuci and polish like that !

After that, I run away fast fast leaving the Vios
with my body fluid on her, I think it is a her...

hmmm.... Sorry har! Thousand aplogies ok ?

Proven that:

My Wira's door is not hard enough.

Vios is strong babeh!

Saliva is an universal solvant.

If your car wax run out, can use saliva too.

I need to make my size a little bit smaller.

I need to park my wira a little further from Vios.

I need some rest.

I am still a good guy cause I feel bad for this.

I am still a good guy cause I care.

I am a responsible guy cause I polished that Vios.

I am quite clever muah ha ha ha ha !!

I need to see a doctor.