The One About It Is Monday Today Lah !!!

Was having an early conference call with some regional folks a moment ago.
At the end of the call i tried to be polite and said :" Guys ! Thanks for your
time and have a great weekend ! "

They:" ........... "

I then put down the phone happily cause i read a book and the book asked
us to be polite and nice to co-workers. And I just did that !! Clever ya ??


And 2 seconds later, " Fuyolamak !! Today is Monday lah ! And i just wished
the whole region guys Have A Good Weekend ? "

This year, i think there is salary increament already .... loh !!!

Yeah, have a nice weekend lah !!

The One About 蔡琴演唱会 Part II

我问： "外婆，您觉得蔡琴 和蔡依林的演唱会有
什么不同的地方 ?? "

外婆："音乐不同 "

我 :" 错  !!!"

外婆有点不甘愿：" 那你说 !!　两者有什么不同??"

我:"　蔡依林的演唱会一眼望过去有 5,000 支荧光棒和五个老歌迷!!

but 蔡琴的演唱会一眼望过去 共有 5 支荧光棒和五万个老歌迷!!!"


笑到外婆差点从椅子上跌下来 ... ...:
:" 问我 那你干嘛又去听蔡琴的演唱会 lek ?? "

我 :" Well... you know...有口味的人都会听蔡琴演唱会的 !!"

这次是外婆, 笑到假牙从口里掉出来 !!!!

The One About 蔡琴演唱会

刚才陪老妈子, 去了云顶听蔡琴演唱会
棒极了（笑我老吧） never mind !!

过后我打算自己驾车下山，老妈和外婆等人
听完演唱会, 还要打老虎,  ((本人不杀生))

老妈: " 小心驾车 !!"

我: " Affirmative !! 是的 !!"

老妈: " 晚上驾车, 慢点!! "

我:" Rodger that, 是的 !!"

老妈: " 如果雾大 ....那跟前面车的车灯 !! "

我: "  酱如果我前面的车翻车下山.... 
我马不是跟它下埋山 lohhhh？"

老妈 -______________-"

:" 看老娘的正宗佛山无影脚 卡擦!!!!"


结果是我飞下山......chikipabowww !!!