The One About Speeding and Get Caught

My friend Sam has a Proton Satria Neo and a lot of time he drives very fast.

One day he was rushing from Seremban back to Kuala Lumpur and he
was driving pretty fast then.

Somewhere near Nilai he get stopped by Traffic Police with red flag.

Sam, " Wah liew ! This time kena already.... "

Police walked to his car, " Selamat petang encik.. "

Sam, " se..se... selamat petang... "

Police, " Jadi, you tahu apa kesalahan you ? "

Sam, " spe .. spe... speeding ?? "

Police, " Betul ! tahu pon engkau ! "

Sam, " so... so... berapa ? "

Police, " 185 "

Sam, " Wa... wa... waliew ? So expensive ?" and reached for wallet ...

Police, " Oi !! Oi !! Oi !! apa you buat ? Buat apa you ambik duit ?"

Sam, " 185 ring... ring... ringgit mar, kan ? "

Police, " Oi !! Oi !! Oi !! you mia speed tadi 185km per jam lah ! apa you
ingat ? "

Sam, " O..O...Oh ! Shit ! "

Police, " Nah ! ini saman untuk speeding, sila bayar di mana-mana kaunter
opis Polis Trafik ya, terima kasih, lain kali tolong jangan pandu cepat lagi !!"

Sam =_="