The One About 咏春

前几天看了几部关于功夫片，觉得很有感觉很有feel......

回到家，对肥婆说道，“我要学咏春！我要学功夫！”

肥婆，“什么 ????”

我很兴奋的说道，“我要一个打十个！”

肥婆，“学功夫？人家给警察给扣留了啦！”

我, “吓?? 什么话”

The One About Speeding and Get Caught

My friend Sam has a Proton Satria Neo and a lot of time he drives very fast.

One day he was rushing from Seremban back to Kuala Lumpur and he
was driving pretty fast then.

Somewhere near Nilai he get stopped by Traffic Police with red flag.

Sam, " Wah liew ! This time kena already.... "

Police walked to his car, " Selamat petang encik.. "

Sam, " se..se... selamat petang... "

Police, " Jadi, you tahu apa kesalahan you ? "

Sam, " spe .. spe... speeding ?? "

Police, " Betul ! tahu pon engkau ! "

Sam, " so... so... berapa ? "

Police, " 185 "

Sam, " Wa... wa... waliew ? So expensive ?" and reached for wallet ...

Police, " Oi !! Oi !! Oi !! apa you buat ? Buat apa you ambik duit ?"

Sam, " 185 ring... ring... ringgit mar, kan ? "

Police, " Oi !! Oi !! Oi !! you mia speed tadi 185km per jam lah ! apa you
ingat ? "

Sam, " O..O...Oh ! Shit ! "

Police, " Nah ! ini saman untuk speeding, sila bayar di mana-mana kaunter
opis Polis Trafik ya, terima kasih, lain kali tolong jangan pandu cepat lagi !!"

Sam =_="

The One About Lap Top Mainboard

This morning was chatting with Miss Lim over her lap top which
has problem and can't work properly...

Miss Lim, " Fuyuh !! my lap top got problem lah !! screen snowy.. "

Me, " Wassap ? what happened ? tell me tell me ?what is the prob.."

Miss Lim, " My friend said that the motherboard is having problem!
baru 2 years in service, but screen can't show / display properly liao"

Me, " Har ? Motherboard ah ? "

Miss Lim, " Yalah, the motherboard became siao siao abit liao !"

Me, " I see.. "

Miss Lim, " So , what do you think happened ? "

Me, " See, normally at the month of May the motherboard of the PC
and laptop will start giving problems and strike one, this is according to
an US study on hardware and the statistic is correct up to 95% ... "

Miss Lim, " Har ?? Izzit ?? why why leh ?"

Me, " See May is mother day mar, whole world celebrating the Mother
day except motherboard cannot celebrate, yet have to work ...
of course they give you problem lah ! Aiyoh.... "

Miss Lim, " 3 8 ! Bodoh !!"



Happy Mother's Day !! Mum, we love you !!!