The One About The Mountain Bike

A few months ago, went to Ampang and bought myself a very
good mountain bike with disc brakes for front and back.

Tried many rounds around my house area but later put that in
the store room cause recently very busy.

Mom, " Wei ! Your mountain bike buy for what ? No use one?"

Me, " Mam, it has use ok ? "

Mom, " What use ? "

Me, " You see, everyday I hang my jeans and cargo pants there!"

Me, " Damn yeng hor ? I do not throw jeans and pants on floor one!"

Me, " Successful man put jeans and pants on good bike !! "

Mom. " Try my 18 Control Dragon Palm with Olive Oil !!! "

The One About Piano

Yesterday mom suddenly said, " You all should feel sorry about the piano!"

Me, " Huh ? why ?"

Mom, " You all never use and play the piano for months already ya ! "

Me, " No ak, we did touch ya ! "

Mom, " When When When ?? "

Me, " Every day loh ! "

Mom, " Do not bluff ! Young man !! Do not bluff !! "

Me, " No ! Everyday i put my keys on the piano, and put my wallet there."

Me, " Sometimes I even put my letters there too ... for few days ... "

Mom -_-"

My sister, " Ya lah ! I also put my handphone there what ? "

Mom, " See my Buddha Hill No Shadow
Kick ! Both of you !! Rasakan !!!
Kazhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... "