The One About Shorty & Jogging

Today Jessie came kacau me over the MSN and started
a lot of discussion about her height and everything.

She asked, " Pendek tak boleh jogging mer ? "

Me, "Pendek jogging bahaya, kereta tak nampak !"


* run away !!!

I think she is still angry until don't know what do to, till now !!

The One About Rice Dumpling

A naked Rice Dumpling. Awaiting for Fat Lady ...

Dumpling:" Eat me !! You Fat Lady !! "

Fat Lady:" Ok !! Your wish is my command !!! "




The next moment, the rice dumpling looked like this.

Me :" Ewwwwwwwwww !!! "


Fat lady with a piece of pork in her mouth asked, " Whhaaaattzzzz ?? "

The One About Rice Dumpling 2

The Rice Dumpling Season is here again, this year my parents
started early to prepare the rice dumplings. And the result ?

Fat Lady :" Wah !! Sedap !!! " and started eating.

Me with my d50 -_-"

The One About Hmmmm d50 !!! hahahahaha

Acquired a Nikon D50 some weeks ago at RM 1,000.

Was thinking to buy and to sell this babeh so that I could earn
some RM 500 in the process and while get to play with a real
dSRL for sometime.

Fat Lady got that and sniff sniff, " Hmm, smells new ! Let's keep
it ! "

Me -_-" ok

Anyway, the camera produces good photo despite some dust on
the sensor. Me going to clean the dust later and might buy a
better lens later. Please wait till i have chance to take some
night shoot using this D50. I heard the noise is pretty low.

The One About Going Oversea !!

A few weeks ago someone asked me where would I go for
honey moon if I am married.

I replied, " Pulau Ketam ? Pulau Pinang ? Pulau Langkawi?"

Someone -_-" and 2 legs in the sky.

Me, " What ? All over sea destination woh !! What else do you
want ? hmmm ?? hmmm ? "

Hence there is a saying that, " Never ! Ever ! Evar marry Philips !! "