The One About Scarry Tree

I was at this Bradley Stairs ( Tangga Krai ) and walking around
when I saw this 38 million years old tree... ok ok... very old
tree and I went to take a few photos of the tree.

The guy selling drinks near the tree :" Eh, sir please be careful ! "

Me:" Huh ? What ? Me ? "

The guy: " Ya, this tree has hantu (ghost) one ! "

Me:" Har ? Are you kidding me? "

The guy:" No ! It is true, a lot of people came and took the photos
of this tree and at night the saw something else in the photo... u
go home later at night and look at the tree carefully and you will
see... teng teng teng.... got something else one !!!"

Me:" Are you very sure ? "

The guy:" I swear by the name of my father, mother and my wife.. "

Me:" They must be using non Nikon Cameras and Lenses.... using lousy
equipment(s) would produce lousy quality of images...

You see, I am using Nikon D50 and 18 to 135mm lenses, all the photos
come out very nice and gurantee no Ghost and Spirits one ... see ? see?"

The guy 2 legs in the sky ....

Me ? I smile and ran away fast fast lah....

The One About Kuala Krai

After hmmm 8 months of busy working in Kuala Lumpur, I am back to

Kuala Krai where I spent my happy childhood time...

A lot of changes compared to 3 or 4 years ago.

A lot of swifts around ( Not that Suzuki Swift.... ), those swifts which

produces a lot of birdnest using their saliva... and Chinese eat these

birdnest made by these saliva .... and I don't know if these swift got

brush their teeth every morning and night, or clean their tongue or not...

Well.... that is another story..... ( geee... eating birds saliva ? darn Chinese )

Went and took some photos, some nice, some so so and some were quite

scary.....

enjoy ya....

Visit to Kuala Krai train station is a must, but darn, it has been upgraded

and looked too modern to my liking.

And they demolished my favourite wooden STORE !!! Darn !

The One About Palm PDA ... eh Palm Seeds

Actually Kuala Krai is surrounded by a lot of palm trees and rubber

trees.... deforesation was bad hence the very hot weather nowadays

in the noon.

Yesterday night was very very special super extra hot....

This, my friend, are the nice Palm Seeds that I saw on the

way when I was doing some off road driving , learning how to

avoid the cow pooo on the way... -_-"

The One About Stealing Chicken !!!

什么是所谓的偷鸡呢 ??

偷鸡就是开演唱会, 到一半忘了歌词, 或唱累了.....

就把麦克风对着观众, 让大家一起唱

好像很很开心的....

偷大鸡嘛这是...

-_-"

The One About Starry Starry Night

The One About A Place Far far Away !!

The One About Soli Soli

Would like to apologize for being away from here for
quite some time.... work has been quite busy and a few
new project is coming....

But i still love this blog very very much one !! ya !

The One About Sudah Kurus

Suatu hari, Jess , " Oh ! Kai Hong, you sudah kurus ! "

Me, " Wah ! Bagus bagus, thank you thank you... "

Jess, " I mean, you punya siku agak kurus ..... "

Me, " Fat San Mou Yeng Kiok !!!! Jangan lari !!!! "

The One About Kasih Sayng Part II

Pada suatu malam yang sunyi, dalam bilik tidur,

Si isteri, " Yang, yang sayangkan i ke tidak ? "

Si suami, " Mestilah, sayang sampai garing !! "

Si isteri, " yay yay !! Jadi... jadi... jadi... "

Si suami, " jadi apa ? yang ? "

Si isteri, " Yang, jadi saya bagi you 3 pilihan
a. You belikan i satu Blackberry
b. You belikan i satu Mazda 3
c. You belikan i satu Mitsubishi Lancer 2.0 GTI "

Suami, " Yang, biar aku bagi you kasih sayang ya !!

Tumbukan kiri = kasih
Tumkukan kanan = sayang !! Nah !! Rasakan kasih sayang aku !!!

Sepakan Fut San Mou Yeng Kiok = Cinta Abadi !!! "

Maka pon jadilah polis case......

The One About MJ

Last week during breakfast with my Chung Hwa 95 gang at some dim
sum shop...

Ah Jin: " Eh later want to go One U ? Got Tribute for MJ "

Fat Lady, " Metro Jaya ah ? One U ? Got sales ah ? Mega sales start
already meh ? I want to go !! I want to go !!! "

Ah Jin:" You know, itu Micheal Jackson, not Metro Jaya.... no I am not
talking about Mega sales or Kilo sales... I am talking about my beloved
Michael Jackson who died recently ok ? sob.. sob.. sob... "

Fat Lady, " Whopppsss... sorry sorry, sorry sorry..... "

btw, did you notice that for the past 1 week, MJ's song is like all over
the radio space, and all the Plasma TV, LCD TV at major shopping mall
now is showing him doing Moonwalking ??

Fat Lady, " geeee.... this guy sure could dance... ya ? "

Me, " ya, not Metro Jaya ya ? "

The One About 2 lizards

Scenario : 2 lizards went walking on the ceiling of my house, Lizard A
saw Fat Lady naked and fall off the ceiling.

Question : What does Lizard B which didn't fell say to Lizard A ??

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Answer : "Tsk..tsk...tsk...tsk...tsk...." and shake head slowly....

Me ? I ran away fast fast man...

cicak besar gila...

The One About I could eat a cow....

A few days I was so hungry in the office that I told people that was
so hungry that I could probably eat a cow...

Fat lady's brother is new to the market and asked, how do we ask
people to give us a cow ? in a effective way...

Brother, " Do we say, like, can you pull me a cow ? or tug me a cow?
or bring me a cow ? or should I say, could you please pass me the cow?
hmmm... no good... or should I say could you kindly gimme a cow please?

Me, " Gimme the god damn cow ! " and you could add the following too...
( I am not asking you, I am telling you! )

My another friend, " Why not pig or horse or something ?? "

Me, " Pig is too small and horse is too thin... just like Mars is too hot,
Venus is too cold.... everything else is too far away.... "

My friend, " eh.... who told you that ? "

Me, " watch Discovery Channel lah .... " run away fast fast....

The One About Cheese Cakes....

This morning, Mel, " Wei ! Kai Hong, mana aku mia cheese cake yang
engkau janjikan semalam ?? mana ? mana ?? .... "

Me, " Oh ! Sorry ya ! This morning in the wash room,
too rush, i flushed them already...... chocolate cheese right ?? "

Mel, " Yeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww !!! "

The One About Two Cores Two Cores !!!

Yesterday a customer of mine was calling me and asking
when could I visit him.

Me, " Oh I am coming on Friday ya ! "

Customer, " Great great !! So what are agendas ? "

Me, " bla bla bla... oh and I am bringing you 2 HP notebooks.... "

Customer, " Wah ! Wah ! Wah !! Thanks so much ! "

Me, " well, this is as per promised to you last time ... "

Customer, " Dual core one right ? 2GB Ram ? 250GB HDD ?"

Me, " ..................... "

Customer, " I prefer to have Windows Vista Premium ya ! "

Me, " .................... "

Customer, " Got carrying bag also ya ? Waho !! Waho !! "

Me, " HOI !!! I promised you organizer / notepad / lah ! "

Customer, " But you said notebook mar .... "

Me, " a book to write your notes is notebook lah ...... "

Me, " You want me to bring a hammer and chainsaw or not ?"

Customer, " no need no need .... "

Me, " You want me to bring your sales achieved vs target or not?"

Customer, " wah lagi no need no need .... "

Me, " So what else do you want me to bring ?? "

Customer, " 2 notepad only, for writing note one.. "

Me, " Oh ! you are so clever .... 真乖 ！！ "

The One About Kakak....

Yesterday in office while having a discussion....

Junko, " Bla .. bla.. bla.. bla... bla.. bla.. bla ..... "

Miss Lim, " No lah , no lah not like that... bla bla bla... "

Junko, " Oi ! Not like that, not like that, you understand
or not Kakak?"


Our cleaner lady popped up and asked, " Yes ? Anything ?"


We all suddenly had a shock, where the heck does Kakak come
from from out of sudden ?

Junko, " Sorry sorry, not you Kakak, i was talking about Miss Lim!"

Kakak, " Oh ! i thought you called me and need my service... "


We........ LOLROTF !!!

Junko, " Soli Soli .... Soli soli !! "

Miss Lim face green green......


Kakak = Elder sister, sometimes refer to maid or domestic help...

The One About Shang Hai San

My friend Ah San follows the husband to Shang Hai cause the husband
has to work in Shang Hai recently.

But Ah San hasn't found any job yet at the moment hence was asking
around to see if there is any job suitable for her.

By the way, Ah San could play some good Ping Pong ya !!

So today at MSN, me asked, " so right now you are 上海无业

无赖 无家可归 无国籍 无法无天 五体投地

天主啊啦 东海 海龙王 ?

Ah San -_-" and replied, " I hate you !!!!!!!!! "

Me lolrotf !!!

A moment later I asked, " So , if I were to go to Shang Hai and to work
there, is there any work which is suitable for me ? "

Ah San, " Guard loh "

Me, " I hate you also !!!!!!!!!!!! "

Ah San lolrotf !!!

By the way, I knew Ah San since 1988 or 1989 you know ??

The One About MC

Was having bad cough this morning and din't go into office and
chosen to work from home instead.

At late evening went to see the Doc and took medicine...

Doc checked checked checked, asked me to say, " AHHHHH "

I did the " AHHHHHH " as per requested.

Doc, " Now I want to listen to your lung. "

Me, " ok.... ok..... " And take off my shirt .....

Doc, " Eh eh eh !! Wait wait !! No need to take off shirt !! "

Doc, -_-" "I have stethoscope.... nih !!"

Me, " Wopppss ! Sorry.... "

It was a female doctor....

* lari

The one about I don't know how to say it.....

阿妹要去槟城, 问道:"有什么出名的好料要买吗??"

老妈:" 买一箱豆沙饼"

外婆:" 买一箱麻油"

阿妹头昏昏......

一箱豆沙饼, 好像太少了.....

买一箱麻油, 又好像太多了.....

哎不理了 买了再说.... 赶时间....

两天后 回到吉隆坡 把豆沙饼和麻油搬下车.

老妈开门 问道:" 我的豆沙饼呢？"

阿妹: "拿， 一箱豆沙饼 和 一大箱麻油"

老妈 外婆 双双 反白眼............

老妈外婆 ： "我叫你买义香豆沙饼和义香麻油啦 笨蛋"

一箱麻油要吃到几百年呢？

天

The One about 50mm F1.8 lens

For Johntim, nah, here you are !!

The One about Coconut

The One about Got To Have One of These

agree??

The One About Unknown Plant

Fat Lady asked, " what the heck is this ? "

Me, " I don't know, you took the photo, and ask me back ? "

Fat Lady, " yaloh yaloh !!"

The One About De tour De Langkawi

Leaving Langkawi in a Jet Plane.....

The One About Spagatha !!!!

My father calls this " Spagathaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !! "

Me, " Spaghetti lah...... "

The One About Yo Shorty !!

7 shorties....

The One About Pling Pang Pong

The other day we whole family went to Penang and spent the
1st of May holiday there.

On the way, ah pa, " Penang Island is always hot hot and hot !!! "

4.5 second later....

the sky turned dark, wind started becoming stronger....

Ah Pa, " oh owww.... "

The rest of 3 days and 2 night in Penang, 70% of the time was raining.

Ah Pa, " wooppsss .... "

Me, " Complain lah complain, now everyday rain already loh !! "

The One About Epic Fail

The picture is self explanatory...

The One about Let's go to the beach.

Darn I wished that I had all day and could just play at the beach...

The One About Kang Kung vs Predator

Went to a bay in Penang and ordered the fried Kang Kung.

Ah Pa did the Predator vs Kang Kung cause he was really hungry....

I ordered a extra big plate one cause we needed the fiber...

But the plate seems so small....

The One About solo

The name is Gull, Gull Solo -_-"

The One about Sunrise over auckland beach.

It would be really nice if everyday, we wake up and we see this..

Would cure a lot of Monday or Tuesday blue right?

Well damn syiok lah Fat Lady mia sister has chance to see all these...

She flies around the world and get paid for that... tsk !!!!

The One about Sunrise over australia desert.

Damn it looks so nice up there, 30,000 feet in the sky yeah?

Boing 777 ...

The One about Will Power !!!!!

My boss was giving motivation to me just now as the work these
days are quite hectic and we were all quite exhausted .... so my boss
started telling stories and case studies thing....

Boss, " There was this guy who smokes alot, drinks alot and womanize
like there is no tomorrow like that... and one day he totally changed and
we asked him what happened......

We asked him why he doesn't smoke anymore...

He pointed at his head and said, " Will power my friend ! will power !!"

We asked him why he doesn't drink anymore....

He again pointed at his head and replied, " Will power !! My will power !"

We asked him why he doesn't womanize anymore ...

He replied with tears in eyes, " no power ... " "


Me -_-"

The One About Entertainment

Was in toilet releasing excess body fluid and saw an ant walking

near the men's standing toilet bowl.

 

Toilet bowl is something very slippery cause the toilet cleaner polish

and mop the bowl daily until shinning shinning dey...

 

And this ant was too careless.

 

He slipped and fall from the toilet bowl to the floor ....

 

I was like -_-"  and ants also could slip one meh ?

 

I am totally clueless now.

* The ant went home with blue black on his eys and also thinking

about the same question, " I have 6 legs and yet still can slip ?"

 

Haih.

 

The One About House Renovation

This morning Fat Lady was asking some questions to learn more
about my hometown Kelantan.

Fat Lady, " Er.. how come your grandmother has 2 houses one?"

Me, " Oh cause they wanted to do some renovation. "

Fat Lady, " What does renovation has to do with 2 houses?"

Me, " See, we buy another house to stay, while waiting to renovate
the first house. Simple only mar.... "

Fat Lady -_-"


Me, " There also, when our mobile phone battery finish, we buy a new
set, or when the phone SMS memory is full, we also buy a new set
of mobile phone........ and sometimes when we are talking on the phone,
we want to SMS other people, we also buy another new phone to do that. "



Fat Lady " Ka Chaaaaa !!!!! 看老娘的...........
佛...山...无...影...脚.... Bedebob !!!"



Me ran away fast fast....

The One about Ikea's Breakfast.

A few days ago Eng Hau my friend SMS and said wanted to have breakfast
at Ikea Damansara, Saturday, 9:00 am sharp.

I was like -_-" but I kind of liked the Idea.

So I woke up at 8 15 am this morning and started moving to Ikea but was
held back for about 10 beautiful seconds by some cross country students.

Arrived at exactly 9:00 am and the P2 level has only 3 cars -_-"

and I was mumbling " Sure or not ? Is Ikea opened this early meh ? "

And as I was going towards the restaurant I saw more and more people
especially those middle aged uncle and aunty.

I talked to myself. " Maybe they do really open after all " :)

And well, to my wonderful surprise they do really serve breakfast at
very cheap price, such as

Fried Bee Hoon = RM 1.00
Fried Poppia = RM 1.50
Cinnamon roll = RM 2.00 or something...

And the best thing is that, all these came with Free Coffee !! yay !!!

So 8 of us sit there from 9 am till about 11 am, chatting and looking
at our D50, D80 and 450D and lenses hehehehehe

I think I had more then 4 cups of the coffee during that time, that is
why it is 7 pm right now and I don't feel tired at all !!

Darn !! Those good coffee !!

Darn !! Can't have afternoon nap because of the coffee !!! lol !!!

The best thing is that the 2 Makcik beside us brought their own
hard boiled eggs and ate them there. We smiled and the makcik
said, " Good eh ? Can tambah telor sendiri hahahaha ! "

We -_-"

Hau, " We bring pot luck next round or steamboat here !! ok? ! "

We all -_-" tak mahu , boleh tak ???"

LOLROTF !!

Damn, what a happy Saturday !!

No more depressed already yay !!

But when I pee right now, still has strong coffee smell.

apanama FTZ coffee or something.... -_-"

And I think I am still have some coffee hangover or 1/4
high high like that.... hic !!!

A Happy Scene to see hehehehe....

This morning I was rushing to Ikea to meet some friends for breakfast
and when I was on the way I saw a really big group of young kids doing
some jogging and running near my housing area.

Yeap, the name was " Merentas Desa" or cross country running for the
near by school. Well since there are so many kids running and jogging
and some tired one walking at the shoulder of the road, I drove slowly
and carefully passing them group by group.

There was this particular Chinese boy who look really tired and getting
blurred and he was walking with another few friends in a row, making
him to walk near to the center of the road.

I was driving slowly behind him for a few seconds, and I was really
patient this morning ( Saturday morning, before 9 am, well... ) and
was kind of hope that he would walk back to the side to let me pass.

After 6.7 seconds, he was still very near to the middle of the road.

The Free Coffee At Ikea is from 9 am to 9 30 am only !!

And when I was about to start worry if I might be late, a nice Indian
boy who was running a few meters at his back ( beside my car )
sprinted to him, pat his shoulder and informed him that he is blocking
a handsome driver who is on his way to Ikea for breakfast ... and for
the free coffee ... with unlimited refill .... and with FTZ certification...
somemore ....

The chinese boy had a surprise and moved back to the shoulder.

I looked at the Indian boy's gesture and I smiled from the heart !!

I am so happy today, and maybe it is the FTZ coffee things...

Hic !!!

The 1,868 ways to sabotage your colleague

I am working in an office which is really fun most of the time,
the closer to the end of the day and end of the week, the more
fun there are !

And also there are thousands of way to "yum" or sabotage your
colleague bright future in the company, let us discuss some here.

All cases mentioned here are based on true story and the real
identities of the victims are being protected to avoid any legal
dispute.

Case 1 : Searching for job in office, during office hour.

A few days ago I was concentrating on some marketing reports
and sales figure and my boss was standing not too far away from
me.

My good colleague came and saw my screen,
" Excel : marketing figures "


And then she shouted.

" Wah ! Kai Hong , searching for new job ah ?? "

My boss not far away , " Huh ? "

Me 2 legs in the sky with innocent face -_-" .....


Case 2 : Go Home at 6 pm:

Office hour officially ends at 5:30 pm and we always go back at
around 7 30 pm or 8 00 pm or 8 30 pm...

Today at 6 pm I finished my report and packed and ready to go.

My colleague asked, "
Wah ! Kai Hong ! Today you work 1/2 day only ah?
go home so early one ???? "

Me -_-"

Another colleague added some salt and vinegar
" No lah, not that, you all don't always blame
Kai Hong, Kai Hong has to go home because his car's
light are very weak, cannot see the road if he goes home
late, hence have to leave before dark. "

Looked at me and then, " horr ? horr ? right ? right? "

Me another 4 legs in the sky and " Adoi !! "

I totally love my job !!!

The One About McD Kota Bharu

During Chinese New Year holiday I went back to Kota Bharu and went to
this Mc D Kota Bharu for a late night drink ( and Sundae Chocolate ) and
was surfing.

Darn it's good to have a 24 hours Mc D in Kota Bharu and downloading the
work emails is so fast , heheheheh....

While I was sitting there with my family and surfing.....

The guy next table, " Wah Damn good now can get free refill !! "

another guy, " Yeah loh ! Refill refill mari mari !! "

First guy, " You see, now I buy one cup of Coke here in Kota Bharu.
I can drink until Gombak or BU still cannot finish..... "

another guy, " Har ? How woh ?? "

First guy, " You see, I buy this cup of coke here, can refill at Machang,
Gua Musang, Kuala Lipis, Bentong, Raub, Genting stop, Gombak and
even till Bandar Utama, my cup is always full one, buahh hah ah ha ha.
as long as I keep this paper cup with me !!! muah ha ha ah"

The friend, " Wow ! You brilliant lah ! Pandai lah !!! "

Me -_-" and continue checking email..... and slurpp on my Chocolate
Sundae... it was really hot in Kota Bharu, I thought.

But it is really great to have a 24 hour Mc D and with good Wifi speed.

I lap Kota Bharu !!

帮帮他们..... 好吗??

几天前去了一趟银行的自动提款机, 欲提款供屋供车.

忽然隔壁有个友族同胞问我, 是否可以教他怎么提款.

我吓了一跳 !!!

有点紧张害怕, 是不是遇到抢匪, 或迷魂党??? -_-"

看了看, 没事 !! 便决定教他.... 不然心里会很过意不去.

他问我, 如果要提马币四十令吉, 该怎么做.

我一步一步教他.

看着他提了马币四十令吉, 便开开心心的离去, 还跟我
说了声 : " 谢谢你 !!"

我忽然觉得很 心酸, 也很惭愧, 还很难过到今天!!

心酸难过是因为很同情他, 马币四十块 会不会 不够用?

家里太太孩子们, 会很辛苦吗?

惭愧是因为自己太过小心, 一遇到陌生人便会很担心
会不会是坏人之类的.

嗨 !!! 心情还真的很不好过到现在!!!

不然, 以后比较有钱时...... 我们帮帮有需要的人好吗?

真的 !!! haih....

Gong Xi Fa Chai !!!

Dei !! All of my Most Valued Readers !!

Wishing You All a Happy Chinese New Year !

Gong Xi Fa Chai deh !!

Happy Niu Year also yeah ! Be 2009 a splendid year !!

The One About Transformer Part Duex

Was having appreciation dinner with one of my clients and we
prepared some lucky draw things for the client and the sales staff.

There were a lot of gift like hand bags, watches, mobile phone,
dvd player, some ice box ( picnic cooler box ) etc.

There were more gifts compared to attendees and we decided that
all the sales staff could do multiple draw until the gifts are all distributed
out.

One guy got a pair of watches, another mobile phone and some good
stuff.

Another girl got 5 packs of Instant Noodle ( Branded curry flavor ) and
some guy got a huge pack of tooth paste -_-" and got a watch after
that....

One lady got the ice box during first draw and also got another ice box
during the second draw....

Lady," Yooorrr !!! I don't want 2 ice box lah !! What am I suppose to do
with 2 of these ?? !! "

Mart, " Why ? You can put 2 ice box together and shout " Transform!"
and they will become a good 2 doors branded refrigerator !! "

Mart, " See, 2 doors, here you can put fish, crabs, shrimps, the other one
you can put vegetables, fruits ... good what ? "

Lady, " knnbbq !! Hoi ! Boleh kah anda tolong jangan letak garam di atas
kecederaan saya ???? sakit lah !!!?"

Mart lolrtof !!!

The One About Banana

A friend of mine loves to eat bananas, and he buys a lot
of banana and put at home and eat them as he likes.

Me, " Errr... wouldn't banana cause one to get fat ?"

My friend, " No lah ! Don't talk cock !!"

Me, " I heard banana has a lot of carbohydrate woh !"

My friend, " Have you ever seen a Fat Monkey or not ?"

Me -_-"

My friend * win * and munches more banana ....


-_-"

The One about slow shutter and alot of water.

A lot of moving water and a slow shutter will create
this, i heard : )

The left side looks like a white shadow dancing in the
water : )

The One About Butterflies

Butterfly having lunch.

Drinking the sugar water on hibiscus...

The One About Susu

Dr. Foo," Hoi !! 牛 奶 是 给 小 牛 喝 的,  不 是 给 小 孩 喝 的 好 吗?"

My aunty, "  对! 对! 对! 对! 对!"  满 头 大 汗

Out of 100 person of my family, 95 of them kena taruhed by Dr.Foo

before and we just went -_-" and , " You are right doc !! "

Dr. Foo, how are you doing lately.

Happy New Year to you and your family yeah !!

The One about Take Back Take Back !!

There is a term called " Mong Poh "

Mong = some one who is blurred, no direction, always confused.

Poh = female aged between 18 and 80.

Kang = I don't know but Mong + Kang = Mong Kang sounds good.



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So, Fat Lady has 2 elder sisters and let me tell you that these 2 sisters
are the most creative in terms of creating laughter in the family.

One day, one of the sister went to a friend's Wedding dinner , upon
arriving she proceeded to sign the guest book and pass the Ang Pao
to the receptionist counter / table.

Sister," Errrmmm ? How come so many unknown faces and I don't
see anyone that I know one ? "

Sister then called the Bride, " Harlo ? Ah Lian ? Where are you ?
I don't see you one ? har ? what do you mean you are at the
receptionist counter there ? I am here already what ?
I don't see you one ??? "

Bride, " We are at main entrance here, I don't see you one ? "

Sister, " Wah Liau ! Got 2 entrances ah ? "

Bride, " Yeah yeah ! I think got 2 wedding dinner tonight at
this place ! "

Sister 2 legs in the sky and, " Ok Ok !! Wait wait i come i come!! "

Sister went back to the registration counter / table , " Harlo ! Eh !
I am very sorry yeah, i think i came to the wrong wedding
reception and can I have my ang pao back or not ? "

Receptionist tried not to laugh and said, " Oh ! I see, ok ok !
Please wait and let me find your ang pao, what is your name
again ?"

Sister, " Oh ! Mong Poh Mong Poh ..... "

Receptionist face became extremely red cause it is very
difficult / bad for health to control / suppress laugh,
" There you go "

Sister, " Soli ah Soli ah !! Wrong place wrong place lolol !! "

-_-"

31 years old and I am still seeing strange news everyday.

The One About Transssportmer -_-"

Being a very nice person in the office, Fat Lady always received offers
like movie tickets, F1 tickets, food vouchers, free SPA pass etc and
she always come back and offer me to go with her.

A few days ago, her colleague again offered her some free movie passes.

Friend, " Eh ! You want to watch Transformer 3 or not ? "

Fat Lady, " Oh !! oh !! Yeah yeah !! Sure sure ..... wait a minute... "

Friend, " Why ? Why ? What happened ? "

Fat Lady, " What's the movie name again ? "

Friend, " Transformer 3 loh !! Nah nah !! Ini tickets, bye ! "

Fat Lady took the ticket and looked and 2 legs in the sky!


" Transporter 3 " lah Oiyoh !!


or was it Transsportmer or something like that.

Never mind .....

Fat Lady in the phone, " I thought I have missed Transformer 2
pula -_-" , but I swear I have just watched Transformer 1 with
you recently, or was that Transporter 2 ? Or Transporter 1?"

I said Never mind lok !!!!

The One about Fish Spa !!

I will never allow the fishes at the Fish Spas to violate my
bulu kaki...

My bulu kaki are for my wife and friends ( female friends ) only!

The One About Colours !!!

Back in the golden days of 1990's

Green = Jujur

Blue = Tabah

Red = Setia

Yellow = Yakin

Thanks to Ah Lem for reminding me some of those.

Jujur Rawk !!!! * lari

The One About Why I am not rich III

Today after lunch my fellow sales team people were complaining at me
and they said that I am very annoying.

Me, " why ? "

Them, " Because you always show off that you are rich lah knnbbq "

Me, " where got ? Me ? rich ? Yeah right ! I really wished so! "

Them, " Sometimes when you see your car kena rain water and you
are unhappy, you said you will buy a new car instead of wipe off the
rain. "

Me -_-"

Them, " That day, you didn't remember where you parked your car
and you said.. oh never mind, i can't find my car, let me buy a new one !"

Me -_-""

Them, " And also, that day, you can't find your car keys, you also claimed
that no need to search for the keys, too tiring, you will just buy a new car,
more easier ..... "

Me -_-"""

Them, " Also, that day, you drive drive drive on the road and the petrol
level became quite low, you said you will just abandon the car at road side
and buy a new car, which has petrol !!!!"

Me, " Eh where got ?? "

Them, "Got !! Got a lot of witness !! "

Me, " Joking only mar !!! Joking only !! " and started running away....

Them, " Hoi ! Don't run !! We are so going to slap you !! come back ! "

Me lolol !!!

p/s : I am really really not rich one ok ? See in my garage, all of my 32
Ferraris and Aston Martin already all no petrol, I also never buy new
Aston Martin to drive. But maybe I might need a Porsche Cayenne to
go to lobby and pick up my cloths.

Cause I always buy new cloths when my shirts and pants were not
yet done from ironing from laundry. Sometimes when I eat cookies
the cookies pieces fall on the shirt, i also go buy some new shirt.

Not too good hor...

My team, " HOI !! Mahu mati ah ?"

The One About Why I am not rich

A few weeks ago and it was a friday and I asked my fellow colleague
out for lunch, and i proposed Bak Kut Teh for that.

Ah June asked me, why we want to have Bak Kut Teh on friday.

Me," Nothing lah, just thought of having BKT, can ah ? "

Ah June, " cannot, you must reply us in details and be reasonable !!"

Me, " ok ok ok... you see, back in Kelantan, in 1993 , 1995,
my family is very poor, actually till now we are still very poor....

we only get to eat pork on Friday only, the rest of the weekdays
we didn't get the chance to eat pork...

Sometimes, we don't have pork at all for many days, we only
eat lobsters and sometimes the lobster is very huge and the meat
is a bit old, a bit hard, a little bit chewy you know ?
very difficult to chew....


Also sometimes, we also don't have rice for many days, we had
to go to Victoria Stations, or The ship Restaurant for the steak,
or sometimes when we really poor, we eat the chicken chop and
some mushroom soups only.

There was a time when the economy was no good in, 1997 something,
we didn't take rice for one whole month. We only had shark fin soup
and seafood soups for many many days, mana kenyang like that ?
no white rice....

sometimes, when economy is too bad, we had to leave town and back
to my father's island at South Africa, we stay there and whole month
also can eat 3 head's abalone only. Sometimes when the wind very
strong, we can eat some fresh oyster with lemon only.
No money to buy Tabasco also...

Haih... so, that's why I like to eat Bak Kut teh on friday, cause I
remember the very poor and difficult time last time."

Eh why all my colleague take stick and wood and baseball bat and
chase me?

June:" Hoi ! You don't run !! Come back here !! "

Wah !! Run away fast fast !!!


Is it a crime to be not so rich meh ?? why ?

The One About Why I am not rich II

A few days ago we were reading some car magazines and I
pointed pointed at some nice car photos.

Me, " Hi pa, see this one, Toyota Harrier 3.0 liter engine!"

My father, " What ? Looks like some balak car * "

Me -_-"

Me, " ok ok , how about this one Toyota Alphard 3.0 liter ??
nice ah ? spacious hor ? "

My father, " Looks like Ah Kao who sells pork in his van, youlo
remember Ah Kao, don't you ? His pork very fresh one? "


Me 2 legs in the sky.


Never mind ..... we are not rich anyway......


* Balak = logging.

The One about Wah Pong !!

A few days ago i saw some strange news in the newspaper and
i " Wah Pong ! Like that also can ? "

Fat lady, " What is Wah Pong ? "

Me, " Wah Pong is the brother of Wah Piang,

Wah Piang is the sister of Wah Peng,

Wah Peng is the cousin of Wah Liew,

Wah Liew is the family doctor of Wah Lau,

Wah Lau is the neigbour of Wah Lan,

Wah Lan is the Local Area Network (LAN) Wah Fi,

Wah Fi is the sister of Wah Fah ...... "

Fat Lady, " Wah Miang ...... "

-_-"

The One About Military Training

A team of Soldier were having survivor training in Singapore forest
and they haven't got the chance to take bath for 2 weeks already,
and everyone feels their underwear is full of oil, grease and stain
already.

3rd week the Sargent came with a huge bag and announced
" Good news ! You all can change underwear already today !! "

The soldiers were so happy and some cried with happy tears.




Then the Sargent said, " Now, Ali , you change with Ah beng !"

" Ah Beng, yours give to Muthu ! "

" Muthu, yours give to Ali !"

Buahhahahahahahha..... their wishes came true !!!

The One About Love, Caring and Kasih Sayang !!

* Warning !! Do Not Apply This Imagination Pieces to real Life !! *
***************************************************************


A few days ago a friend of mine was complaining to me that one of
her family members is very nasty, acting cocky and obviously doesn't
respect the seniors etc.

And they mumbled for the whole night and asked me what solutions
that I have. Being the wisdom one in the group the ladies came and
consult me.

Them, " What should we do ? We ran out of ideas already !! "

Me, " God told us to have Love ! Be Caring !! Ada Kasih Sayang !!!!"

Them, " But how ? Can you be more specific please? "

Me, " That is so simple, but never mind, learn step by step yeah !! "

Them with tears in their eyes,
" ok ok ! Please enlighten us ! Pls teach us !! We Appreciate that!"

Me, " When you see the person , you slap her twice on the face so hard
that her unborn children will come out well educated !! "

" Then you tie her to using duck tape to the chair and put my socks
into her mouth !!! And then use the 1,000,000 lumen spot light and
beam on her face and ask,
" Do you feel lucky ? Punk ?" hmmm ?? Hmmm ?? "

The girls protested,
" Where got use Love, Caring and Kasih Sayang like that ?"

Me, " Oh ! My left palm is called Love, and right palm is called Caring,
and my socks brand is Kasih Sayang brand, boleh ah ? all used what? "

They 2 legs in the sky but at the same time they answer, " Yeah loh hor!"

Me claps hand and walk slowly into sun set.....

The One About Rainy Langkawi

We stayed 3 days 2 night in Langkawi and out of 3 days, 2 days were
raining, the sky was gray and dark.

Suddenly the feeling of 1995 came back -_-"

Yeah 1995, just after the SPM, Kelantan was having Monsoon rain,
and it rained and rained and rained.

We had no direction back then, STPM ? College ? Study in KL ? Study
in US ?? Parents were busy working and no one was around.

Conclusion of 1995 rainy season = Lost + Blur !!

Basically, rainy days remind me of all these, even in Langkawi.

Hence I decided to drive and drive and drive. From Kuah to
Tanjung Rhu and then back to Telaga Habor and it was really
like in Kelantan.

Trunk road, heavy rain, slippery road surface, village , trees.

2008 could be very similar to 1995 sometimes.....

The One About RM 180 for 3 days

We rented this Black Nissan Sentra 1.6 Auto ( Basic ) for RM 180
for 3 days 2 night ( fuel not included ).

Hence the first thing we did was to rush to pump fuel for this
bebeh !!!

It's good to visit Langkawi during Super Low Season !!

We went to Kuah town cause I used to think that place was
happening. But OMGBBQ !!! It was more like a ghost town
according to someone.

A lot of restaurant door wide open, brightly lit and only 1
table with people, and those people were the cook and the
shop owner !!!

The One About Trees !!

See ? The whole hotel and resort was built within the
thick forest and the preservation of the trees were
quite good.

Trees were everywhere and I enjoyed to the max, sometimes
i wonder, my past life, I think I was a Gorilla or something.

Darn Green eh !!

The One About Over Slept

Because of the constant raining in Langkawi, I had some really good
rest and slept for non stop in Langkawi , and the hotel room was
surrounded by huge trees and the raindrops sound was non stop.

Woke up at 10 am and darn , missed the hotel breakfast !!!

So we went to Telaga Harbor for breakfast .

RM 60 for everyhting, the best Macaroni and Cheese that I have ever
tried !! RM 15 for the Macaroni, a must try !

And the view, nice !!!

The One About Cicak Besar !!

At the hotel that we stayed in Langkawi, it was within the forest
and we were surrounded by a thick layer of rain forest trees.

When we went out for dinner first night....

Fat Lady, " Wow ! Tengok ! Cicak yang teramat besar !"

Me without looking, " Eh ! That one is called decoration lah !"

Fat Lady, " But ! Its moving woh ! "

Me , " Huh ?? Walauwei ! Cicak Gergasi !! "

* ran away fast fast, i mean both the cicak and us ran away fast fast.

There were actually 2 of these lizards which stayed at the wood
beam to eat the insects around the lights.

Decoration ? Decoration my food lah !! Fat Lady said....

The One About Langkawi View

Langkawi, i was there 2 weeks ago and out of 3 days there
2 days was raining occasionally ala cats and dogs -_-".

However, I had some really good rest there and appreciated
the good air, nice scenery and good air there.

And boy !! Cows and buffalo are everywhere !!!

The One About Can't Notice -_-"

Today in the office I was talking to a colleague and she
asked me back, " Are you talking to me ? "

Me -_-" yes of course lah ! Yorrrr !!!

She, " Sorry Kai Hong cause your eyes are so small that
I can't notice if you are looking at me or not "

Another colleague joint and said, " Yeah yeah !! Kai Hong you
please don't smile yeah, if you smile, your eyes even more
smaller, we call that total goner !! "

Me, " Hoi !! "

Them both , " But you are still very cute anyway "

Me -_-""

The One About Facts No 5883

俗语说得对 !!

对流血一周仍然不死的动物, 千万不能大意!!

逃之夭夭

The One About Some Comics...

问答题：
*******

问：什么是浪漫
答：明知她不爱你 但你还是送她 100 朵玫瑰花

问：那什么是浪费
答：明知她已经爱你 但你还是照样送她 100 朵玫瑰花
-_-"


*******************************************

问：听说有个女孩差点为你而自杀对吗?
答：对呀!

问：为什么??
答：她说她宁愿死也不要嫁个我 !!

-_-""

The One About Philips's Day Out

It was 2nd day of Hari Raya Holiday and I was staying at Fat Lady's
Ampang command center before that.

So in the morning I told the team that I am bringing them to a nearby
water falls.

The team ( Fat Lady + 2 brothers ) :" Huh ? Near Ampang got water falls
one meh ? "

I said, " Yes indeed, it has ! "

The team, " Don't make out story ok ? We stayed here 30 years and never
heard that there is water falls near here !! We know you are the KOB in
town man !!"

* KOB = King of Bluffing -_-"

I replied, " Just wait and see ! And get into F 22 right now !!"

The team was still skeptical but did as what I ordered.

A few moments later we arrived at the entrance and WAHLIEW !!!




I have never seen so many cars at this water falls area before ! It was like
endless of cars and people.

In Mandarin, this is called People Mountain People Sea.

Definition of People Mountain People Sea, please see the below photo.....

As many people as mountain and as many people as car indeed eh !!


Fat Lady -_-" :" OH ! Really got water falls here woh ! and look there
is a friend of mine here ! "

Fat Lady's friend, " Eh Fat Lady you also come here because of China
Press report and suggest this place for Picnic ah ? "

Me, " Wtf ? This place was featured by China Press ah ? Habis lah this
time !! "

Basically people were everywhere and OMG !!!



Waterfall In My Imagination WAS like the below :






But the Actual Waterfall On 2nd Oct 2008 looked like this -_-"




But hey, it was holiday and it was indeed a good place to visit, and
I am sure there are a lot of loving and caring people like me who
love to bring their family and love one to a cool place.

Just only this time, too many loving people, too little space at
the waterfall.

Next time, I am going to visit this waterfall during weekdays and
non public holiday.

By the way, I lost about 500 to 800 ml of body fluid in sweat when
climbing up and down and for the past few hours of that. Yay !!

No need to go to gym !!! lolrotf !!

The One About F 22 Instrument Panel

Being a machine which cost more then F-117, this new F-22's instrument
panel seems to be very simple, but well lighted.

Since mid Jul 2008 till now, already 6300 km done -_-"

and that converts to about RM 1260 worth of fuel burnt and gone with
the wind.

Darn!!

The One About Maxican Standoff

Mexican standoff always refer to a few parties that has
weapon (guns) pointing at each other and no one dares to
move nor wanting to surrender.

Like guy A pointing a gun to guy B head.

Guy B has his gun pointing at guy C.

And, yes, guy C has his gun pointing at guy A.

-_-"

Yes, Mexican standoff does not require any Mexican involved.

A few days ago, Fat Lady told me that she wished to go out
and have dinner with her friends and to have some good time.

Me, I said no problem.

And I added, " But if you didn't come back by 9 pm, I will
start killing 1 hostage every 20 mins start eating
1 piece of chocolate every 10 mins until you come back.
What do you think, punk ?? Want to make my day ??
I sweared I sounded like Dirty Harry for the last few words.

Fat Lady blood pressure went thru the roof and gave me a
deadly stare, " Where on earth did you learn that ? huh ? huh ??
And I double dare you !!! You don't even go close to that
chocolate jar if you want to see tomorrow sunrise,
and TRY ME to see if I am bluffing !!!! "


Now, wait a second, that wasn't any Mexican Standoff.


That was something that I learnt from US Movie...

Apanama 101 ways to Ask for Ransom....

... but failed.

The One About F1 Night Race Singapore

Today Fat Lady, her brother and I were watching the Singapore
F1 Night Race and before the race we were watching some TV
host or reporter interviewing the spectators before they go
in and watch the F1 race.

A few good one that I could remember.

Reporter:" Hi ! Which team that you think will win ? "
Spectators 1 :" Huh ? I don't know any team leh !" and
she ran away fast fast .......
Reporter -_-"


Reporter:" Hi ! Which drivers that you support ? "
Spectators 2 :" Is there a Michael Schumacher right ?"
Reporter -_-""


Reporter:" Hello ! which drivers will win you think?"
Spectators 3 :" Mikka !! Mikka !!"
Reporter 2 legs and 1 mic in the sky !!


Reporter terus bo lat, asked one uncle
" Hello ! Which drivers will win , you think ?"
Uncle," Hamilton something... ! "


Reporter," Wheeewww !! "

By the way, we enjoyed the race anyway.

Fat Lady's brother, " Yay !! Can see the safety cars !
Nice safety cars !! Got blink blink lights one ! Can
see twice somemore , damn good race man !!!!! "

Fat Lady rolled eyes and Tsk !!!!!

Me -_-"

The One About The Happy Cat

Time has changed, my parents always say that....

We used to keep a cat or two to solve the mouse problems at the
house but I heard nowadays the cats simply don't work anymore.

They eat and sleep and watch TV and remind you 4 times a day
which are, " Breakfast time, Lunch Time, Dinner Time, Supper Time"
and sometimes midnight snack.

Darn.e Did you know that the cat foods in the supermarket are quite
very very expensive ???

ROI of keeping cat(s) at home = Negative 344% let me tell you that!

See what I mean below ???

The One About Haih ......

Haih.....

Haih = The sound that most Malaysian make when they are disappointed, upset.Sigh.

Me, " Haihh..... "

My friend, " What happened ?"

Me, " I screwed up ! Very bad !"

My friend, " Tell me Tell me !! " 38 poh pattern came out...

Me, " You see, I knew that the petrol price was coming down.... "

My friend, " Yeah , you told me before ! "

Me, " I went to a lot of places and visited a lot of customer and planning
to get full tank of cheaper petrol tomorrow ( 25 Sep 2008 )"

My friend, " Oh good ! good planning !! "

Me, " Yeah ! Good planning, but last minute of 24th Sep my fuel tank
became low and I totally forgotten everything and went to pump another
full tank with old prices.... "

Me, " After I pump pump pump, suddenly I remembered OH SHIT !!
tomorrow fuel price would drop !!!
Actually 2 hours later would be midnight and the fuel prices would
drop already !!! "

My friend lolrotf !!!

She pointed at my nose and said, " 老猫烧须！ 老猫烧须！ "

Me -_-"

But, on the other side, RM 0.10 drop per litre.

My F-22 Fuel Tank = 42 litre ( not really empty )

Say 38 litre x RM 0.10 = Only RM 3.80 wasted.

Haih.....

The One About Yoga and Bowel errr..... gas !!

My sister has been doing Yoga for many many weeks and recently
she asked Fat lady to join them for Yoga class. Being wanted
to stay slim and not so fat, Fat Lady agreed.

So 1st day after Fat lady came back from the yoga class.

Fat Lady, " Wah liew !! Very tired !! very tired !! Whole body
stretched like hell and legs and arms very tired. "

Me, " Good good !! "

I was wrong....

A few hours later while I was reading news paper, Fat Lady was
watching TV and suddenly, " Putttt ! "

Me jumped out and shouted, " Gas Attack ! Gas Attack !! Run for
your lives !! Everyone run for shelter !! "

Fat Lady face blush blush, " Soli Soli !! "

Me -_-"

Late at night and I was watching TV another few " Poooottttt !"

Me, " Wah Liew ! Damn healthy farts !! Congratulations !"

Fat Lady, " Yorr ! The Yoga lah ! Yoga Causes Fart Mar !! "

Me, " Wah Liew ! Yoga can cause Fart one meh ? "

Fat Lady then Puttttt !!!

The Famous Kampung Kayu Ara Morse Code :

Puttt = Yes!

Puttt puttt = No!

Pooootttttt = I hate you !

Pffffffffutt = Silenced Puttt !

Probpp proob prooobo put = Puttt with watery sound, deadly putt!

Ok ! ENOUGH !

No more YOGA class !!!

The One About Kampung.

Kampung = Small town or village.


Yesterday at dinner the waitress had some conversation with
me and we were chatting :

Me, " Eh ! Minggu depan Hari Raya doh nih ! Balik kampung ke?"

Lady," Tak lah, saya berasal dari KL. "

Me, " Oh macam tu, ruginya, tak boleh balik kampung. "

Lady, " Errr.... "

Me, " I bahagia, boleh balik Kampung tiap tiap hari !! "

Lady, " Yoooorrrrr !! Syioknya ! Mana you punya Kampung ? "

Me, " Kampung Kayu Ara loh ! "

Lady lol with 2 legs in the sky.

Me ? I terus lari cepat cepat lah.

The One About Improvising

Everyday in life we face problems and challenges.

When people face problems and challenges, there are 2 typical
responses most of the time :

a. To whine, to complain, kao peh kao bu, and problem not solved!
b. Improvise and solve the problem, and be a real man !

My friend Gary has a Kancil and he is been driving it for quite
some time. Once his nice girlfriend complaint that the car visor
has no mirror and she can't put her make up and lip stick and
everything.

Gary made this for less then RM 0.50 the second day and the girl
friend became speechless.





The girlfriend doesn't complain no more.
Gary become happier man.

That, is a good story of the importance of improvising and I think
every good sales person should be able to do that.

Gary could have complaint or cried like hell or protest or ask
for government help and subsidies..... but he didn't !!!

He improvised and solved the problem , like a real man !!!

Gary !! This one is for you !!

I tabik you very much !!

The One About Whale and Sonar !!

A few weeks ago Fat Lady and me went to this famous Spa Center at
Jaya 33 and signed up some SPA package for her.

At the same time I managed to get the complimentary usage of the
swimming pool and finally had a chance to swim there just now.

The swimming pool is like 30 meters long and it is perfect for a 4 km
or 6 km course. I did a 480 meter only today.

Yeah I know I know... long time never swim already, lost stamina.

But the best thing is that this 30 meter pool has under water speaker
mia you know ?

As one swim ( people or whale or shrimps ) he / she / it could enjoy
the music. Darn !! The world has changed so much !!!

Initially I wasn't sure about the underwater speaker but when I was
near the both 2 side ( end / start of 30 meter ) there was this sound
like sonar sound of submarine in the movies.

I was like -_-" what noise was that ?

I submerged my head and OMG !! Music under water !!!

Darn I am loving this swimming pool very much.

This post might look messy and unorganized as I drink quite a lot
of water this evening and still high at the moment !

The One About 落井下石 伤口撒盐

话说有个人，即将结婚，便以短讯邀请一些
情戚朋友以便出席婚礼。

不一会儿，他便收到以下短讯。

“恭喜恭喜
成个老亲
从此被困”

请问这世界还有法律吗？还有王法的吗？
这岂不是落井下石 伤口撒盐吗？

The One About Kucing Pipe !!

A Hello Kucing exhaust pipe.

I am so totally speechless !!

The One About AKLEH !!

In Hakka, Ah Lek means a small kid.

It is always norm to see a description of the
kid's appearance in front.

Like if that kid is too darn thin, his name would
be Pai Kut Lek.

If that kid is handsome, his name would be Handsome
Lek.

If that kid has tall nose, his name would be Kuai Low
Lek.

If that kid has a lot of hair, would be Harry Lek then.

Anyway, it has been like 25 years since I last heard
this name Ah Lek Ah Lek.

At Ampang the other day I saw a signboard saying

" AKLEH " and " KLCC "

I was like, wah liew !! Which Ah Lek is so famous until
there is a few signboard putting direction to his house,
and this guy ( Ah Lek ) is as important as KLCC -_-"

And then, I figured figured....

AKLEH's actual meaning is Ampang Kuala Lumpur Elevated
Highway lah !!

Cheh ! Ah Lek and Ak Leh tak sama tahu ? Dik ????

Fat Lady, " Oh I see !!! " lol !!!

Hence, AKLEH = Highway's name

Ah Lek = Kid !!


How about Ak Leh Lek ???

Must be the kid who stays under the KL Ampang highway
loh ! Duh !!!

The One About Another Cold One !!

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.

Baby Tomato starts lagging behind,
and Papa Tomato gets really angry.

Goes back and squishes him and says,

"Ketchup !! "

-_-"

The One About Sarong.

So, there was this not so thin guy getting married and his
friend kept on giving him pressure over the MSN.

Friend, " Hi ! What cloths you are going to wear that night?"

Fatty, " Don't know yet, maybe shirt and coat kua."

Friend, " Why not something more special ? Whole white?"

Fatty, " Don't want, wear white cannot eat dinner liao, you
want me starve to dead izzit ? "

Friend, " Aloi !! Eat eat eat !! Getting fat loi ! Nanti cannot
wear coat or wedding cloths baru tahu ! "

Fatty, " Can always wear sarong what ? "

Friend, " Wahh !! That would be interesting !! "

Fatty, " Later the sarong jatuh, lagi intersting aloi !! "

Friend, " Nampak burung sial !"



Fatty and Friend lololrotf !!!


Photos from : http://www.travel.hickerphoto.com/images/bald_eagle_bird_MG0813.jpg

The One About RM 20 and RM 10.

A few weeks ago I found out that the non original Audio CDs
are being sold at RM 20 for 3 pieces at some SS2 night
market.

I pointed at them and shouted, " Wow ! That's cheap !! "

My sister turned head and said, " RM 10 for 3, Kepong and
Cheras night market ! "

Me -_-"

You know back in 1996 / 1997 the price of non original CD
was RM 25 per piece ?

By the way, the RM 20 / 3 was using stamping technology
and the RM 10 for 3 was using CD-R.

Manufacturing cost tak sama.

The One About 28 weeks later.

Just finished watching 28 weeks later at Star Movie Channel.

Just one word, " diediediediedie !! "

* run away ala Zombie ..... damn tiring !!

The One About Adoi !!!

Adoi !! Kelapa sangkut !!!