Showing posts with label takut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label takut. Show all posts

Monday, October 16, 2006

What ? Like this also can ?



Today I received a comment from Madam, and I was asked
about a very sensitive question in the blog.

" Mr. Wong, what are you waiting for..... Fast fast kahwin lar,
we all wait until neck long long already.... "

You see, Madam, in Malaysia we have Perlembagaan Malaysia
which says,

" It is forbidden under Section 1994(ii) Mandatory CB Law to
ask, check, test, probe, expedite, speed up, size up add on, to
increase time interval, or in anyway to directly or indirectly to
cause the question of the " To marry or not to marry " or
" To marry fast fast or To mary slow slow ".

The first offender shall be fined RM1,500,000 or to be ordered
by court to do 15 years of community service at Damansara
area, or both.

This issue is under protection clauses of ISA, ISO, PTPTN, KFC,
CIA, FBI, KGB, ICAC, PTU, SJMC, WTFKNNBBQ and shall not
be released to the public even your father is Elvis Presley !!
Also under consideration of the issue linked with APEC, APT,
ARF, AsDB, ASEAN, BIS, C, CP, EAS, FAO, G-15, G-77, IAEA,
IBRD, ICAO, ICC, ICFTU, ICRM, IDA, IDB, IFAD, IFC, IFRCS,
IHO, ILO, IMF, IMO, Interpol, IOC, IPU, ISO, ITU, MIGA,
MINURSO, MINUSTAH, MONUC, NAM, OIC, ONUB, OPCW,
PCA, PIF (partner), UN, UNAMSIL, UNCTAD, UNESCO,
UNIDO, UNMEE, UNMIL, UNMIS, UPU, WCL, WCO, WFTU,
WHO, WIPO, WMO, WToO, WTO, etc knnbbq lolrtof !!

So, you may still ask me " Oi ! When would you be getting married?"

I shall reply," please see the law above first !"

-_-"

Monday, October 09, 2006

Fire at will !! Fire at will !!

5 minutes ago I received another call from some old friends.

Ms Teo:" Yo ! Philips San ! "

Me:" Yo ! Ms Teo ! Apaciam ?"

Ms Teo:" No lah.... "

Me:" No need to No lah No lah, getting married isit? when ?"

Ms Teo -_-"

4 seconds later, Ms Teo:" Wah liew how you know one ?"

Me:" Including you hor, this month I received 500 wedding invitation liao !"

Ms Teo:" Got or not ? Siao meh ?"

Me:" Abuthen ! "

Ms Teo:" So come or not come ? "

Me:" Sure come lah ! You all go getting married like no tomorrow like that
and all also fire at will fire at will !! I better do some OT for the next 4 months."

Ms Teo:" wtfknnbbq ! "

-_-" why leh ? why you all must get married during my pokkai time leh ?

Can't you wait until next year when I am richer baru get married meh ?

I think I better off my phone or hide somewhere at Gunung Tahan until all
of them get settled down first.

Next year this time or so hor, there sure would be one more round of Full Moon
lah, 1st anniversary lah, this lah that lah, divorce lah etc one ! you wait and see!

I better book the bus to Gunung Tahan Malam ini juga -_-"