Cat

Went learning to take macro photos and saw this hairy piece
of caterpillar having it's breakfast !

Man let me tell you that the hair on it's body, if those hair kena
your skin, you are going to be so itchy and suffering until you
cannot remember who is your daddy and mommy !

See these caterpillar ? Run away real fast !

Or feed them to the birdie !

Mom always said life is like a box of ....

Mom always said," Life is like a box of chocolates , you never know
when is your turn to loose a teeth or see the dentist !"

And you know that mom is always right !

So there you go ! too much of chocolates is bad for you! Please send
the extra chocolates in your house to me and let me help you to
save some money so that you don't have to go to the dentist !"

Deep Impact

Today I was chatting with a colleague and asked her
" Wow ! Your phone's ring tone very nice, what song
is that ?"

She:" Oh this one is Eason's song ! "

Me:" I like it ! Can you infrared to me please ?"

She -_-" for a few seconds and she replied

:" Err.. actually nowadays hor we all use bluetooth
already. Basically only very old model uses infra red ! "

Me:" Whops my mobile phone has infrared only ! "

She:" Sorry ah ! "

I was like kena hentam by a 3 tonne lorry on my
face !!

Deep impact on my self esteem !!! lol !!

I 蛇 man !!

Yesterday there was a little bit of Hoo Ha out side of
the office.

Being caring and alert person, I went out and check what
has gone wrong.

Apparently there was this Proton Waja and a snake (蛇) in
his car !! Don't know how does the snake goes in or why
does it go in either.

But there was Snake In The Car lolrtof ! Not plane yeah !

After 3 or 4 hours I heard they finally able to get rid of
the tiny little snake, i heard even Bomba ( Fire Department )
came and helped.

Luckily the FBI, NSA, CIA, CSI , KFC didn't come yeah !

Wheew !! -_-"

And this morning I saw my boss crying in the office.

I asked him," Hi Morning boss are you ok ? "

Boss," No I am not ok, can't you see i am crying ?"

Me:" Boss why are you crying ? Something happened?"

Boss," You remember the snake ? sob sob !! "

Me:" Yeah the tiny little snake yesterday, what about
the snake ? Did it bite you at your kkc and your kkc
mati and fall off ? "

Boss -_-" and " No ! no ! no ! The farting car that the
snake went in mia plate number came out First Price
today, inverted !! "

Me:" Huh ? You mean from 1234 to 4321 ? "

Boss:" Yes ! Precisely ! Came out first price but I
forgot to buy ! "

Me:" Holy Cow ! that is bad ! "

Boss:" You know the uncle next door? He saw the
incident and bought the lottery inverted, kena
RM 70,000 over ringgit ! "

Me: " Woooottttt thhhhheeeeee farrrrrrt ? That
guy is already rich woh ! "

Boss:" Precisely ! But people got buy and I didn't
buy, apa boleh buat ? "

Me think think think, " Eh ! I also didn't buy knnbbq!"

My mood has slowly from happy to mild, mild to
medium, medium to low and went to lowest !!!

knnbbqbotakchingisehman !

10 minutes later the other staff came into office and
asked " Ei ? Boss, Kai hong, why are both of you crying
in the office ? Something happened Are both of you ok ?"

Me:" You remember the snake yesterday..... ? "

So does the chain reaction started !

Mcbknnbbq everyone has no mood to work today, and I
declare today as our company holiday because of that
blardy small tiny snake !! Cis !! mcb !

I say man !! Errr I mean I 蛇 man !!

Kids and cakes !!

Kids are always happy and love it when you put a
nice cake infront of them and threaten to eat
the cake with them lolrtof !!

Threaten wah !!

Should be called Tipu baru betul !!

lolrtof !!!

Just now I received a call from Mr Rafar and he asked
if I could help him on some Digital Weight machine
things.

Feeling very familiar with Digital Weighing machine
cause my housemate has 1 or 2 of those, which could
measure the percentage of body fat somemore.

I told Mr Rafar:" Ok Chief, how may I help you?"

Rafar:" Oh I need to buy one those digital weight
scale that has memory card and could be connected to
the personal computer !"

Me:" Digital Weight scale, no problem, digital one
very accurate one ! Need to connect to PC one ah ?"

Rafar:" Yeah, could be connected to the computer to
record down the weight and other details ! "

Me -_-" " Wow nowadays very canggih, the normal one
that could count body fat one is around RM 60 or RM70."

Me" Any other requirement ?"

Rafar:" Hmm, yeah if possible get a 3 tonnes one ! "

I terus 2 legs in the sky !!!! wtf ??

Me:" har ? You want industrial type one iszit ? "

Rafar:" Yeahlah, can be connected to PC one !! "

Me:" Aiseh ! lol ! I thought you want the bathroom
digital scale to keep fet and manage weight lol !!"

Rafar terus 2 legs 2 hands in the sky and lolrtof !!

He burst into super laughing mode and I could imagine
that he laughed until his tear also came out !!

Me:" Oi ! Chief don't laugh at me lah ! I thought you
want to get a normal bathroom scale mah ! Cause i see
my housemate using them everymorning ! "

Rafar:" Bathroom scale my ass ! I want industrial 3 or
4 tonnes one lah ! Bengong ! Bangau !! "

Me lolrotf ! Malu betul !

See that's what we call " I can't catch what you mean !"

dang !!

Hesitation and coordination.

A few weeks ago I was back to Kota Bharu on some peace
mission. Had got myself a driver Mr Wong Peng Siong.

I have known this PS guy since 1990. That is like
17 years ago ? Yeah !!

He was my classmate, bicycle mate, and sometimes swim
mate : ) lolrotf !

So basically we are really really good friends along
with Mr Lee Hoon Boon, Lim Yee Chiang, Lee Meng Tiong
and a few more like Siw Wein, Tan Eng, etc !!

So this time around I was lucky to have him driving
me around Kota Bharu, Pasir Mas, and even to Tanah
Merah.

So when we were cruising along Kota Bharu town the
other day, there was this young couple about to
cross the road.

I as a good Samaritan would always let people to
cross the road by stopping my car.

So I naturally gave them a hand signal so that
they could cross the road without fear.

But I totally forgotten that I wasn't the one
who was driving. Wong peng Siong was the driver
and I was only the co-driver -_-"

So Peng Siong was actually planning to accelerate
and let the couple to wait while I gave them the
signal to go ahead.

So the scenario was, the couple wanted to go after
they saw my hand sign, but Peng Siong mia Kelisa
was still moving towards them, like want to run
them down like that -_-"

The couple was really really confused, felt helpless
and hesitated, don't know want to go or cross the
road or not.

While Peng Siong finally managed to stop the car
completely. The couple saw our car stopped and then
the decided to cross the road.

Mana tahu sekali when they cross the road the car
from behind us or a bike almost knocked them down
or something like gave them a horn !!

So both of us were =_=" and then were laughing out
like hell thinking of our clumsy and lousy coordination
and how we almost cause the couple to mentally break
down and go insane.

Ok next time when people drive I keep quiet.

No more trying to be hero or side driver thing.

Never ever again !

Rough Landing for F-117

Just now when I was coming back from KL towards Old Klang
Road office, at one of the traffic light the F-117 did
some skidding and some smoking stunts -_-"

The traffic light was green for quite sometime and when
I was about to slow down it was still green.

I said:" Oh ! Fart it ! " and hit the gas again.

Speed increased to 80kmph or 90kmph !!

Suddenly the knnbbqccb traffic light turned yellow and
I was hesitating !!

To go or not to go ??? 20 meters to the traffic light
and F-117 still full speed !!

And suddenly I saw these 3 guy on a bike with dark blue
uniform at the opposite direction.

Me -_-" and hit the air brake, flap extended and engine
reversed full throttle and parachute deployed.

LCD display " Distance 8, 7, 6, 5 , 4 ... "

I hit the brake hard and the tires scratched the road
and went smoking wah ha ha ha ha !!

This is the F-117 with F-1 Grand Prix landing !!!

The F-117 came to a complete stop 4 or 5 meters over
the white line which she should have stopped.

A lot of people were looking at us -_-"

Me mumbled mumbled, found out that the engine has
stopped when trying to reverse back to white line
so that would not obstruct the traffic.

Restarted the engine, mumbled mumbled and reversed
4 or 5 meters back to the white line =_="

Me;" Any landing that we could walk away is a good
landing ! "

It's time to change to some tires with bigger surface
so that the grip is better ?

Or never bead yellow lights no more? Just speed of ?

Never mind, but poor tires suffer some scratch and
some rubbers burnt in the process.

The brakes are good, perhaps the momentum is too
huge to be off set by the friction.

Poor tires !! Poor tires !!

KLCC from Jalan Tun Razak

Last night at 11 pm something I wanted to go to this Eye of
Malaysia for photo shooting but the jam was still terrible at
that time.

So I proceed to something more interesting.

It is called Fried Oyster and Fried Koey Tiao at Jalan Alor : )

Before that, I stopped by at Jalan Tun Razak, where there is
a little space beside the road before you turn into the KL Ampang
elevated highway.

That spot is protected by traffic and could see what is seen
in the above photo.

I spent some 10 minutes capturing some night shot with the
Sony V3 and Panasonic FZ30.

While the Sony V3 was in action, I used FZ30 to capture
the 2.5 Inch LCD which looked like KLCC and KLCC : )

The big blur KLCC and small clear KLCC !!

Boy I love to play with Digital Cameras !!

Pontian Oyster Chili Sauce Mee.

A few weeks ago I was traveling from Batu Pahat towards Pontian
to see some customer.

Before arriving at Pontian I called a local friend and she said at
this Pt Jalan Mesjid, that is the road after you turn in from
the Pontian Police Station, there is this nice noodled called
Kon Low mee.

Me, as a Kon Low Mee lover drooled when I heard that !!!

So I turned in from Pontian Police Station and the shop name
is something like Heng Heng or something like that -_-"

It is a roll of shop right after the first traffic light and there
was the shop there !

So i sit down and ordered a Kon Low Mee Large.

And I noticed a lot of flies in the shop surronding me, must
me because I am the stranger and perhaps because I am
basically a very handsome looking guy -_-"

And shortly after that there was this lady put 5 Otak otak
on my table.

I said to myself," Wah, not bad, got free otak-otak ! "

And I ate 3 of them, and think think think and called my
friend again.

She said," Oh no, those otak-otak are expensive and they
charge you separately one !!! "

Me," oh shit ! oh shit ! " -_-" sudah naik kapal pirate !!

The noodle was only normal Kon Low Mee like the KL
and PJ one, but cooked with Oyster Sauce and Chili
Sauce, pretty much like my cooking when I was 14
years old.

And when the bill came, moodle + otak + 1 coke was
RM 6.00 over.

My friend did warned me that it is expensive to eat
here though, but I really didn't hope to pay RM 6
for a bowl of chili sauce and oyster sauce mixed
noodle -_-"

Else I could ask my younger cousin aged 14 to cook
one for me at RM 1.00 -_-"

Mata Malaysia ?

Semalam setelah habis makan saya keluar dari restoran di
Bukit Jalil dan menghala ke arah Jalan Tun Razak,
Tasik Titiwangsa.

Mek Gemuk yang baru habis tugasnya perlu di"pickup"
oleh saya dan mak oi ! Jalan Tun Razak adalah begitu sesak
sehingga semut nak lalu jalan pun tak dapat lepas.

Tak percaya ke ? Tengok gambar ini betul betul. Sesak yang
amat dasyat sekali !!

Hujan renyai renyai mula turun pada 11 malam lebih dan
kesesakan jalan masih tak hilang hilang, kaki kiri sudah
mula penat tekan clutch dan mulut sudah mula comar
perkataan kesat seperti," Mak engkau, apacet, yo wassap,
getting jiggy with it , ice ice baby, hastala vista babeh dan
sebagainya ! "


Tiba-tiba terdengar bunyi macam bom meletup dan terus
saya terkejut dan " Apacet itu bunyi mak engkau ? "

Rupa rupanya bunga api !! wheewww !! Ingatkan saya
didenda oleh Tuhan dan disambar petir kerana mulut
kotor and celopar, cis ! !! hampir terkencing dalam seluar
dalam pula !! -_-"

Sejak sekolah rendah lagi kami diajar oleh cikgu dan guru
yang bermain bunga api dan mercun adalah dilarang sama
sekali bawah undang undang Malaysia.

Tetapi, kenapakah bunga api dan mercun yang begitu
besar boleh dipamer dan cikgu dan guru saya tidak
membantah pula ?

Apakah itu double standard ?

Apakah itu kerajaan boleh buang air besar tapi rakyat
tak boleh kentut ? atau dalam Bahasa Cina

只准官放火, 不准民点灯？

只准官大便, 不准民放屁？

Apakah itu cakap tak serupa bikin ?

Apakah itu saya nak dengar perkara sebenar ?

Apakah itu " Saya Anti Rasuah?"

Entahlah !! Dah tak berupaya nak ingat apa yang
dicakap oleh "Pihak Yang Berkuasa" kerana sekarang
terdapat terlalu banyak "Pihak Yang Berkuasa".

Macam rumah saya, kadang-kadang bapa saya yang
berkuasa, kadang-kadang emak saya yang berkuasa.

Kadang-kadang kedua-dua mereka pun nak tunjuk
kuasa, maka saya lari cepat cepat bertempiaran !!

Jadi, bagi mereka yang diberi mandat untuk menjaga
nasib rakyat Malaysia tetapi melakukan perkara yang
sebaliknya !!

Ingat tentang The Judgement Day ? Ya !! Itu !!

Di mana kita akan berjumpa lagi dengan Hakim ?

Jumpa di sana, Salam Mesra dan Selamat Malam!

Guess what happen next ?

You are so need to guess what will happen next ? Or what
actually happened in the photo ?

wtf ? 7 pm woh the invitation card said !

Went for a wedding dinner a few days ago.

I arrived at 6:50 pm as the invitation card said that the
dinner shall start at 7:00 pm.

But at 7:15 pm when I sit at my table, only 3 or 4 person
were in the hall -_-"

What you should do ?

What you should do when you fall in love with a girl ?

You either buy some nice chocolates for her, or send her
some nice flowers.

What you should do when you are waiting for a wedding dinner
which take forever to start ?

Take the camera out and start click click click and click lah !

What else ?



p/s : Today we include a new formula derrived by Professory
Philips a/l Wong


Formula :

CTZ = GMT + 8 + 1.5 Hour.
How to get CTZ ?

GMT + 8 = Malaysian Time Zone
CTZ + 8 = Malaysian Time Zone + 1.5 hour.

Hence CTZ 7:00 pm would be Malaysian Time 8:30 pm.

For those wedding dinner which says 7:00 pm or 7:30 pm.
Please use the below formula to get accurate time when
the dinner to start.

If you don't know how to use the formula, find ways to
entertain yourself for the 1.5 hours !!

F1 Grand Prix at Bukit Jalil ??

While waiting for the dinner which was suppose to start
at 7 pm sharp ( oh ! I forgot, chinese time zone eh? )

I went to outside of the restaurant and saw some golfer returning
from their game or practice.

Zoooommmm !! 334 kmph !! That was fast !!

This should be Team Susu Kacang Soya from Kuala Lumpur,
driven by Mr Chong and co driver En Ramli !

I am the Sun and I am coming out to fry your ass!!

My name is Sun, and I like to fry people's ass !!

I am going to fry you so deep that you wake up as Snow White
and by the time when you go to sleep you would look like
Semi Value !!

And oh Semi , thanks for the toll hike !!

Fart you very much !!

Sunrise at PJ for Fat Lady !!

Woke up this morning and saw that the sky was very oranged !!

Grabbed my Sony V3 and Panasonic Lumix FZ30 and ran to the
2nd floor of the townhouse opposite of where I stay and OMG !!

Click click click click and click !!

Snake Plissken and me.

Yesterday evening I done a 2 movie marathon, watched Soldier and
Sky High lolrotf !!

Once upon a time, I really like Kurt Russel very very much, now the
feeling is still there, but it is heart breaking to see a actor that you
like very much getting old, right ?

Remember that guy as Snake Plissken ? What the hell on earth kind
of parents would name their kids Snake Plissken ?

Somemore one eye can't see mia -_-"

I am going to name my kid David Talapoz or Johny Karipoz !!

How about that ?

OMG I was so damn 堕 落 !! OMFG !!

But I had some good time enjoying the show and eating some really
sweet orange !!

After the show, my room was filled with Orange mia aroma !!!

久久不散

Saturday.

Friday is normally a busy day for me to settle everything, regarding
works and customers. Because a lot of people don't work on
Saturday.

And Saturday, unfortunately I have to work, 1/2 day in the office
and it is always not that productive cause 1/2 day seems to be
unable to accomplish too much of stuff.

Saturday would be used for meeting and discussion and some
paper works things, not nice !!

However once finish work on Saturday, normally after 2pm of
Saturday would be the Happy Hour already !

Evening of Saturday would be the best :) Cause Sunday and
wake up late or sleep until 8 or 9 am, no need to rush and wake
up. But if I were to wash the F-117 I need to wake up at 7:30 to
catch the perfect weather -_-"

Sunday afternoon would be used to quickly recharge the mind
battery, and try to get a good rest, but often would be spent
watching DVD and reading news paper and so.

And from 6pm onwards of Sunday the Monday blue begins,
that time I would feel that wtfknnbbq why the Saturday and
Sunday go so fast and so quick, before I know it it's all gone already ??
why ??

And, from the past experiance, holidays mari macam siput,
hilang macam semut!

So, today is Saturday and I am going to appreciate every
moment of it and Sunday yeah ?

And is there any medicine in the market that could cure
Monday Blue disease?

Actually there is a remedy, that is 5 days work, really !!

The first time when I was enjoying the 5 days work during my
previous work, on Saturday morning I woke up confused, don't know
what day is what ?

Like waking up on Saturday and wonder," Geeee ! Is today Saturday
or Sunday?" and let me tell you that is a lovely feeling !! Especially
when you realize that it is only Saturday morning !!

The point is ? I deeply madly missed the 5 days work, boss !! could
you read this? Please ? Please Please ?

F-117 and landing light.

2 weeks ago I went to an East Cost town on a peace mission.

1:00 am woke up from Damansara Military Base.

2:00 am F-117 warmed up and take off.

7:00 am F-117 left side landing lights not functioning.

System LCD :" Warning, landing light failure ! "

Me:" Wtf ? Just got it changed 6 months ago !!"

Arrived at Kuala Krai Airbase , Jalan Ah Sang and made
an emergency landing.

I walked into the Airbase and the techician Ah Tat was
there smiling to me.

Me:" Good morning, Tat, how are you doing ? "

Tat:" Morning Captain, I am fine, you good too ? "

Me:" I am ok but the left landing light is not !! Need you
to get me one !"

Tat:" Oh ! Landing light ? Need 24 hours for us to order!"

Me:" I don't have 24 hours, just a bulb change mate !"

Tat:" Cheh ! I thought you said light mah, if bulb small case!"

Me:" So gimme 2 bulbs then ! "

Tat:" Ok ! There you go ! Rm 24 for 2 bulbs, free plastic !!"

Me:" Har ? Rm12 per bulb only ah ? knnbbqwtfccb the KL
technician charged me RM 25 per bulb ! "

Tat lol !

Me:" So it is easy to change the bulb ourself one hor ? "

Tat:" Oh it is so easy only, really really easy ! "

Me:" Really ? "

Tat:" Yeah, really easy if you know how to change it !"

Me -_-" wtf ?

Anyway, later of the day I managed to changed the bulb
myself in about 5 minutes time, not that difficult at all.

How I know how to clean the throttle body and change
the bulb already yeah, not bad !! : )

Community Service 2007

For the past few days, I would recommend and strongly suggest
you all to stay away from any Primary and Secondary school.

Cause for the past 2 days the traffic around the schools were
practically sardine and ikan bilis !!

Sardine means that the cars were packed like stupid sardine
while the amount of parents who took days off to accompany
their children to school were as many as ikan bilis !!

-_-"

What the hell is wrong with the parents nowadays ?

We had bicycle and school bus back then in the good old days
for the rich kids, and for the poor kids like us, we had legs !!

Legs are for walking to school !!

And we don't go to school with our kakak maid carrying our
bags for us.

And our parents no need to wait outside the class and no need
to wait for us to eat during recess time.

No wonder nowadays the kids can't even think straight !

When I was a kid,

Teacher, " You are to eat when I tell you to eat, and read when
I tell you to read, do I get myself clear ? And give me Hoo Haa !"

We," Hoo Ha Captain ! "

Teacher," I can't hear you !! You all sissy !!! "

We," Hoo Ha Captain !!!!! "

now that's discipline and training and education !!

Going to school with kakak maid and parents fetch ??

That's for Ah Kua !!

The eggs from White House Kota Bharu.

As I have mentioned before I was at the White House coffee shop
the other day with Peng Siong and was having a good time there
with the Roti Bakar and Telor Semi Masak.

2nd morning my parents went there -_-" and I joined them later.

Second morning I guess the shop owner has more time to prepare
the eggs and everything.



Result? Eggs were more well done, like the eggyork were harder
and the bread were, hmmm, crispier and darker.



Oh and by the way, the 2 pictures above were taken by Sony Ericsson's
W810i walkman phone, 2 mega pixel, 1632 x 1224 pixels, f2.8 and 1/30s.

If

And I am very afraid now !! Really really afraid !!!

If in 2005 and 2004, every time I washed my car, it rained 12 hours
later, like if I washed the car in the morning, it rained in the night.

If I wash my car in the night, it rained in the second morning.

That was bad, isn't it ?

Well, in 2006, it turned from bad to worst.

I washed the car at 8:30 am, it rained at 11:00 am !!

If washed the car at 6:00 pm, it rained at 10 pm -_-" !!

From bad to worst, isn't it ? Right ?

Then what do you call something which is badder then worst?

What do we freaking call that ?

Don't know? Well let me tell you, what is bedder then worst is

When you wash your car, it rained 1/2 way after you put all
the foams and soaps and everything on your car.

It rained half way !!! Blardy half way !!

You tell me, shouldn't I be afraid right now? Should I ???

Who know next year in 2008, everytime before I wash my
car, I just think of washing my car, it rains ??

How would that be if that is the case ?

That's very sophisticated indeed yeah ?

Happy New Year

I would like to wish everyone and my blog readers a

Happy New Year !!

May 2007 be a Good and Prosperous Year for all.

Remember that in 2007 :

Please write the date as 1 Jan 20067.

Issue the cheque for 2007, not 2006 ok ?

Your Age = +1 (-_-")

Your car depreciate another at least 10%. wtf?

Major toll rise 10% to 60%.

LDP user, prepare RM1.60 per toll, KACHING !!

And even the toilet in Low Yatt Plaza cost RM0.50 nowadays!!

-_-"

I better buy a new bike, bicycle that is !!!

So, what is so special about 2007 new year ?

I don't know mate!! I don't know !!!

I am damn 臭屁 !!

A few days ago a friend of mine was asking me like this,

" Kai Sir, did you happen to drive a Toyota Camry lately ?"

Me:" Nope, why ? "

" That day I overtook an Camry, the driver looked so much
like you, you know ? That's why I ask you. "

Me:" Oh I see, very unlikely, first I don't drive a Toyota Camry
and secondly, only I overtake people, and people NEVER get to
overtake me. "

My friend -_-" and asked:" Why you don't drive a Camry ?"

Me:" My F-117 is good enough already ! "

Friend:" Why ? Camry engine capacity is 2.4 liter vs your 1.5 liter!"

Me:" You see, I am driving the 1.5 liter already almost no people
could overtake and become faster then me, imagine if I upgrade
my car to Toyota Camry, then I would be certainly always and
always be the fastest car on the road, very lonely one you know?"

Me:" Hero is always lonely one, sad but true !

Sometimes I have to slow myself down to let the rest to catch
up with me, and sometimes I have to pretend to be very slow
when I fly so that I will not hurt the others feeling.

you know that kind of feeling ? Lonely and 凄 凉 !! "


My friend 2 legs and 2 hands in the sky ....

So now who says I am 臭 屁 again ?

I am not !!!

Voice vs Look.

A few days ago I went to see a friend of mine, and his gf pointed at
me and said :" Oi ! You very strange lah ! "

Me:" Why am I so ? I have 3 head ? 6 arm meh ?"

She:" No, not that kind of strange !"

Me:" Then ? Do I walk terbalik ? Or have 2 nose ?"

She -_-" :" No no ! Not what I mean !"

Me:" Then ? "

She:" You don't sound like your appearance !! you speak
very soft , unlike your look, your look more garang ! "

Me:" Oh i see ! So should I start speaking like Hulk Hogan
or the Rock ? Using the deep throat sound ? Like hmm ,
the guy who sung What A Wonderful World ? "

She 2 legs in the sky !!

But I take it as an compliment, and I am ok with it !!

Always be gentle with female, pull the chair, hold the door,
easy on the swearing, say excuse when you mean it.

And the most importance, be polite !

That would be the formula for less confrontation and might
contribute to World Peace yeah ?

Damn sometimes i am very the 臭 屁 !!

Things to do when Internet is down.

You could probably do these if the Internet connection is down
for more then 10 minutes :

Read the news paper.

Read the informative magazine, not gossip nor 38 type.

Learn a new language, not programming language, nerd!

Watch some news from TV, or listen to Radio.

Take a walk in the park.

Feed your chicken or duck if you have, else your pet dog!

Take a walk around your neighbor and say hello !

Buy some cheese cake and enjoy them while they are still
cold.

Go and have a walk at Pasar Malam.

Buy some fruits and do fruit-punch or Salad.

Analyze your own EQ and attitude, improve yourself.

Ask people around you what could you improve to make
more people like you.

Wash your car, or your father's car.

Read some books and learn some new skills.

See ? Who says we can't live without the Internet ? Damn I
wish one day the Internet could be turned off for 1 month
and I shall see what would happen.

Of course the email and www.google.com should better be
working then yeah ?

Entahlah...

Lousy people.

Was reading the local news paper about the disruption of Malaysia's
international link (undersea submerged cable).

And there was a lot of people ranting, swearing, panicking, cursing,
mumbling, ah chi ah choing and diuing because simply they can't
use the internet.

Especially some so called Malaysian bloggers who can't sit, can't stand,
can't eat, can't drink and has major Constipation because they can't
post and read blogs these few days.

I was like -_-"

And some of the MSN users who can't log on to the MSN was also
mumbling and kao peh kao buing until this very moment -_-"

I think a lot of people are getting too addicted and depending on
the internet, too addicted and that is no good !

I mean i understand the frustration if you can't retrieve your email
and can't reply your customer enquiry, or do online data / information
collection and dissemination.

But, Instant Messengers and Blogs, would these cause a lot of stress
and tensions if one really can't access to these for a short period ?
or even if one day Malaysian authorities were to ban the blogs and
censor the Internet, would the Netizen walks to the street and
protest, and some worst case, commit suicide if these blogs and
the internet contents were not uncensored ?

Entahlah......

Internet Reading Lesson One.

A few days ago when I was back to Kota Bharu a friend of
mine learnt that I have this blog.

And he said, " Wah Liew ! You so in ah ? Got blog ah ?"

Me," Nothing lah, small blog only. "

Him," Since when ? "

Me," 2004 ! "

Him," Wah Lau eh ! So long already ah ? "

Me," No lah 2 years only lah, where got long ? "

Him," Gimme gimme the address ! "

After 1 day,

My friend," Oi ! What does lol mean ? what is mia ? what is knnbbq?"

I was like -_-"

And he asked, " what is -_-" mean also ? "

I lagi -_-" and 2 legs in the sky !!!!!

Him," What is 2 legs in the sky ???"

I said," Ok ! Listen, I am going to list all these technical thing in my
blog later, you could pick up from here yeah ? "

Him, " Ok very good ! Thanks ! "

So here I am, let's start with all these yeah ?

lol = laught out loud = berketawa dengan kuat.

lolrotf = laugh out loud and rolling on the flood = lol + gulung atas lantai

mia = belongs to someone = punya

wtf = what the fuck = apa itu kongkek

wtfknnbbqlcct = wtf + knn + bbq + lcct

-_-" = sweating on forehead = berpeluh kepala kerana tension

-_-" can I stop doing this already ? Please ?

Everyday is a Sunday this week!

Despite the Internet connection from Malaysia to the rest of
the world is super slow right now and for the next few days (weeks).

The traffic in Kuala Lumpur and PJ seems to be super smooth for
the past few days.

I think this is because a lot of people are talking annual leaves, go
back to hometown, bring the kids for holidays, spend some time away
from town etc.

I was in Kelantan last week for some work and leisure too.

Boy I tell you it was a lot of fun.

This morning I manage to drive from my place Damansara Kayu
Ara all the way to KL Sentral at constant 90kmph to 110kmph !!

Can you believe that ? 90kmph to 110kmph !!! Jalan Damansara!!

Normally it would be like 20kmph to 60 kmph only !! But these
few days, all the way top 5th gear and my F-117 was as happy
as a fish in the water !! Muah ha ha ha ha !!!

Muah ha ha ha ha ha !!

White House Kota Bharu 1.

This is the little coffee shop called the White House and the
address and all are self explainary there.

Location of the coffee shop is it is located opposite of Kota
Bharu largest mosque and near Padang Tembak, or you
could just ask around where is the white house and I am
sure the local would point you the direction, or even that
guy is happen to be on the way to the White House itself.

Why is it called the White House ? I guess maybe the the
door colour is white kot ? Or the colour of the egg white is
white in colour ?

Or perhaps the owner has worked in White House Washington
DC before as Special Service Agent, or the President himself.

The most important thing here is not about how White House
got it's name, or who is who and worked where before.

It's the food and drinks that White House sell !!! bebeh !!

Lock and load !!

White House Kota Bharu 2.

The menu on the wall of White House, Kota Bharu.

A regular wouldn't look at the menu at all, like us.

Only amature or Ang Moh might look at the menu if you
ask me.

We just sit down and proceed to order the top 3 famous
dish in the shop.

But due to the full house situation, we had to wait and the
waitress ( some 60 years old plus makcik ) came to take
our orders and clean our tables.

Aiseh ! Really that bad eh ? 60 years old makcik serving
us 29 years old kid, sort of paiseh leh !!

White House Kota Bharu 3.

As you can see, this coffee shop operated by Chinese has a lot
of customers everyday.

Got old chap, young kids, handsome guy ( like me ), makcik , pakcik
and etc !!

It's really harmony and peaceful here, people will greet you and share
table with you.

And when people share table with you they will also chat with you and
asking howareyoudoinghowislife etc !!

Lovely place with lovely food in a lovely state.

Remember that, White House Kota Bharu !!

White House Kota Bharu 4.

After like 10 minutes the makcik working there put 2 packs of
nasi berlauk on our table.

Well, our objectives were not the nasi berlauk that morning hence
we just left the rice untouched and undisturbed. We were waiting
for something more exotic then yeah.

Oh by the way, nasi UBS they call these !! lol !!

When I was studying, if I lost any important paper or notes or
documents, the teacher would ask

Teacher, " Kai Hong, mana nota Mathematics engkau ? "

Me," Tak tahu lah Cikgu, tak dapat cari !! "

Teacher," Kai Hong, itu nota sudah engkau guna untul bungkus
nasi lemak atau nasi dagang ah ?"

Me," Soli lah cikgu, entah sudah ke mana ! "

Teacher -_-"

White House Kota Bharu 5.

I don't care but this is going to be my wall paper for the
next few days.

But wait, better don't, if put wall paper will make everyone
feels very hungry all the time and productivity drop yeah ?

-_-"

White House Kota Bharu 6.

Plain white bread toasted on charcoal, with own kaya and butter.

Now that is why I call breakfast at White House, Kota Bharu.

Worth the waiting time my friend, worth it to the max.

White House Kota Bharu 7.

My teh O Ice , breads and butter.

One more important item coming, yum yum !!

White House Kota Bharu 8.

Eggs babeh Eggs !! OMG eggs !!!

White House Kota Bharu 9.

Some of the best eggs in Kota Bharu town. With breads and butter
and kaya and nasi berlauk and Tea at the background.

White House Kota Bharu 10.

1/2 or 2/3 cooked eggs are best taken while there are
still hot with some soy sauce and a little bit of pepper
powder.

Dipping white plain bread into these eggs would create
the best food in the world.

What is the name of this flower ?

Does anyone know what is the name of this flower ?

My fences of Kota Bharu house is full of these nice
red little flowers, it's sort of 牵 牛 花 i think.

But I don't see no cow and no牛 then yeah ?

-_-" what the bao are these ?

Greeting from Kelantan, besides river water arising, basically I am
having good time here with cold weather ( raining 10 times per day )
and good food.

Could you please advise what are these stuff in the photo ??

Oh tomorrow's dinner menu = Steamboat with Tom Yam soup.

You know lah, weather cold cold raining everyday, if not eat Steamboat
with Tom Yam, what else ?

Selamat Menyambut Hari Dong Zhi

Today is Dong Zhi and I would like to wish everyone
Happy Dong Zhi !!!

Dong Zhi means it is time to spend some quality time
with the family and the love ones !!

And Chinese New Year is near already yeah !!

Flood @ Kelantan 22 Dec 2006.

As I have mentioned many-many time, for Kelantanese, flooding
means carnival and happy time with the water.

A photo says a thousand word, yeah?

What else do I have to say ?

Banjir Kota Bharu 2006

Today went to Tambatan Di Raja at Kota Bharu and had
a look at the water level.

And hmmm from here it says the water level was still not
dangerous. So a lot of Kelantanese berpusu-pusu went to
the Tambatan Di Raja and have some fun there.

Some of them like us also damn 38 38 and want to see what
is the water level too.

Some people went to enjoy the teh coloured river water
which because of upstream mud and polution -_-"

Anyway, for Kelantanese, flooding is already yearly event
and to enjoy the flood is a must.

Email from future ??

The Need For Speed

A few days ago I was having dinner with a 2 lady friends who
are at their early 20s.

And I received an SMS and i went to reply for that.

Me using Predictive Text input and press press press hand phone
and I felt so smart for being a pioneer of Predictive Text inpur
user among Malaysian yeah !!

Suddenly my friend:" Look at the way you type SMS then
we know you are a person who seldom use SMS liao one!"

Me:" Wow ! How could you tell ?"

Friend:" Your speed Mister!! Your speed !! "

Me:" What the hell is wrong with my speed ?"

Friend:" 2 words Mister 2 words , Too Slow !!"

Me:" I send a lot of SMS every month one you know ?
I send about 70 SMS a month at least ! "

Friend sprayed the beer she drinks on my face ! -_-"

Me:" What the hell you did that for ? "

Friend lolrotf :" 70 sms per month ah ? So much ah ?"

Me:" Sure lah, me IT people ! "

Friend:" Pi lah lu ! You old antique ! 70 sms per hour
still considered slow already ! "

Me cried that night !! tears can't stop !!

Am I really that slow with SMS stuff ?

Madam What

Today at KLCC cowinne asked me to go for lunch with her
after her work at convention centre.

I said sure no problem and she suggested the Madam What?
place at 4th floor KLCC.

I said oh that one the Nasi Lemak damn worth dying for one?

she said I think so kua.

Then i said let's lock and load !!

She said affirmative and we waited for like for 10 minutes
before there were seat for us, so good business eh ?

So I have ordered some Nasi Lemak which is worth dying for
and it is true !!

The rice cooked to it's perfection, with nice acha, chicken floss,
2 big pcs of curry chicken and oh their Sambal Ikan Bilis I tell
you !! must eat must eat !!!



Want to know how desperate I was during the lunch ?

My hands went automatically reaching for the Nasi Lemak everytime
I see it, when it was on the table and when I was taking photo
like some handsome chaps hand reaching for boobs like that.

Gulp !!



Of course lah ! So nice mia Nasi Lemak, everyone would sure like to get
a piece of it isn't it ?



And the bill came RM 53 something.

My grandmother would say, Choi ! How to eat Nasi Lemak and
Chicken Floss until RM 53 something ???

Well, I got to bring her here to try it out then only
explain yeah ?

Lovely lovely place !!

Madam What 1/4

Cowinned ordered some hot Lemon Tea for herself.

Mine is Sagu Gula Melaka ( The best of the best of the best )

The war of the world is about to start my friend, about to start!!

Madam What 1/2

Some so called homemade vegetable soup.

Doesn't look good, but after a few spoon, i found
it above average.

Just that they served it warm instead of hot.

I always prefer my soup to be hot. So does Cowinne.

Madam What 1

My Sagu Gula Melaka !!

Must try !! Must try !!

Die die also must try.

Madam What 2

Cowinne ordered some noodles like Wantan noodles with
musroom ( Dong Gu ) and chicken floss.

I tried the soup ! oh it was sweet and tasted good actually
and don't be fooled by it's clear soup and think that taste
might be so so, wrong ! The soup was really good !

Madam What 3

Me busy working walluping the nasi lemak at Madam What's
place. 4th floor of KLCC if I am not mistaken.

Madam What 4

Mission almost completed.

Soup is totally done !! Dry dry !!

Cowinne was still busy sipping her Chicken Floss Noodle.

My nasi lemak still have 1/2 of rice !! lol !!

Honda Superbike 2007

Fruit Seller Chap & his gf !! lol !!

Mat Rempit

More Happy Chaps

Some happy chaps i met today.

Was at the Chinese don't know what exhibition today at
Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre and one nice exhibitor
allowed me to take some photos of their products.

See these small little people happy face already made my
Saturday blue feeling completely gone.

Sony S85S

Some decoration glass surface.

Spakata !!

Some Chinese Recipy Spaghetti, please count how many
Chinese ingredient found in the sauce.

But the taste was heavenly good, so do not judge a book
by it's cover.

Sony Ericsson K300

This guy has been servicing me for exactly 1 year already.

From the front surface, there is hardly anything to tell people
that this is an Sony Ericcson phone.

The Sony Ericsson Texts are being wiped up and the Quick
Share big piece of plastic logo also don't know fall into which
place already.

I showed the phone to my friend one day,

My friend," WTF is this ? "

Me," A phone Sony Ericsson K300i !"

My friend," I thought it is a brick, you know for construction?"

Me," You shuddup !! you asshole !! "

My friend lolrotf !!

How to go to Digital Mall Section 14 ?

Some of my friends and colleagues were asking me about how do
they go to Digital Mall Section 14 Petaling Jaya.

It was a little bit difficult for me to draw them a map because my
artistic level was like, hmm, very low !!

So, thanks to google map at www.earth.google.com and I took a
photo from their page and put some remarks and landmarks
on the map.

Now, as long as you know where is Federal Highway, and where
is Amcorp Mall, you should be able to find your way to Digital Mall.

The car park ( multi level ) car park is located some at the other
corner of the building and you have to make a turn at the left
after Digital Mall to find the entrance, however there would be
a guard or officer there to guide you or show you in.

I normally would look for the public car park which is RM 0.60
per hour under MPPJ or DBPJ jurisdiction. Cheaper and
no need to make so many round and round all the way to the
multi level car park yeah ?

Please note that to pay for the coupon is Rm 0.60 per hour.

First, key in your car plate number 1234 or 123 or 12 or 1
depending on your digits yeah.

Then put in coins, minimum RM 0.60.

Then press the green button there and the coupon would be
printed out and display the coupon at your car's dashboard.

Basically, that's all.

lol teaching people how to park their car pula -_-"