Huh huh huh !! Milk chocolates !

 

I have all these nutless chocolates because of Amanda ! Thanks Amanda. 

Amanda bought me these !! But...

 

A few weeks ago Amanda went to Pulau Redang and when she comes back she went to KLIA duty free shop and bought me all these.

But when fat lady saw all these, she said:" Ow ! good, chocolates are mine and the wrappers and papers are yours, deal on ! "

Me -_-" .......... 

What is the best thing to do on Sunday afternoon?

 

Question : What is the best thing to do on Sunday afternoon ?

Answer : Eat ice cream, but bukan sebarangan Ice Cream, it's Miss Baskin 31 Robbin Naked in Ampang LOL !!

Ok i promise i would be gentle and I will go slow on this one !! kih kih kih !! 

I gently take her cloths off.. slowly.

 

I slowly opened up the packaging, afraid that i might be too rude for a fragile piece of art like Ms Baskin Robbin ... 

Miss Baskin naked in Ampang !! LOL !!

 

This is what we called Naked in Ampang !! Can see all !! Yo yo !! This is so humsup and exciting !! 

As i opened the package, i felt chilled !!

  

Complete Package.

 

One thing very good about Baskin 31 Robbin is that they give you dry ice, and basically everything that you need to make sure that you have good quality ice cream when you reach home. 

Chocolate biscuits + Chocolates + Strawberry Cheese Cake

  

Chocolates Ice Cream Mamamia !!

 

White and dark Chocolates Ice Cream combination in 1 pint. 

Uhhh !! Strawberry + Cheese !!

 

As i openened the 2nd pint, omg ! 

Strawberry Cheesecake Flavour 1 pint.

 

Some don't know who mia hand reaching for the super nice Strawberry Cheesecake Baskin 31 Robin 1 pint.

You are so going to love this if you like Cheesecakes..... yum yum !!! I don't know abut you but i am going to start eating the ice cream now ok? You ok there? 

Mission executed nicely sir !!

 

After 15 minutes of happiest moment man and women could have, me, Fat Lady and Fat Brother looked at each other and asked," Har? So fast finished already ah?"

Shrug shoulder .... 

Mission accomplished ! Sir !!

 

Burp !! Hmmmm..... ok what's next yo ?? 

Desert after 2 pint Baskin Robin

 

A few weeks ago Fat Lady mia sister went to Holland for holiday and bought me this little Cheese. First time see a cheese which look like bowling and looks like it could be used to kill people.

What else is better then to have some cold cheese in slice after eating 2 pint of Baskin Robin's Ice Cream ?

Geeee...

Let me think first.

Oh I know, 2 more pint of Baskin Robin ?? LOVL 

Hard cheese, cold cheese cutter and hercules.

 

Question :What happens when hard cheese meets cold cheese cutter and a hercules?

Answer: The hercules uses the cheese cutter to slice the cheese.

Wrong !

The cheese cutter should be heated first next time bodoh! That will enable us to cut the cheese easily, like hot knife on butter, tahu ? 

Cheese Hello !!

 

Hmmm, is there anything better then to have some thin sliced cheese and let it melt in your mouth on a Sunday afternoon ?

Yes,

To have more cheese, not only some LOL !!

But i have a cheese which is as big as a bowling !! LOL!! 

Why my cloths so neat and straight one ?

A few days ago my sister came to see mee and while she looked at me ( I was wearing working attire ) that time she said:

" Koko ! Now I know why your cloths and pants and attire are always so neat and straight and no wrinkle already !! "

Me " he he he he !! "

Finally she realized that I have always sent my cloths and pants to the laundry shop near my house...

But my sister said:

" You know, your cloths and pants are always straight and neat because you are damn big size, whenever you wear your cloths and pants, they become Boddy Fit and sure straight and neat loh, right ?"

I two legs in the sky !!

WTFKNNBBQ!!!???

OMG USD 75 BBQKLIA !!

This morning while I was looking at this site below
http://www.bloomberg.com/energy/ and I noticed that
the price for petroleum stands at USD 75 ++ per
barrel. -_-"

It used to be USD 30 or USD 40 per barrel if I am
not wrong.

I think I better purchase a bicycle next week to
start cycling to work. Eh ?

Nightmare or morningmare I don't know.

Last night went to bed really really early like 10 pm and at 4am I woke up naturally because I had enough of sleep and rest.

What do you do when you wake up at 4 am ? Well I

Cleaned up my room a little bit.

Throw the rubbish to the big rubbish area waiting for the rubbish truck for pick up.

And then, I put the cloths into washing machines I put the cloths from washing machine into the dryer.

I have forgotten that earlier I have washed the cloths near mid night time already.

Watched Las Vagas First Season First Episode.

Watched Kenny Sia's " Ni You Mei You Jiang?" LOLROTF omfg ! you are so going to enjoy these videos.

Damn baru 6:30 am, forced myself back to sleep.

And to sleep at 6:30 am till 7:50 am means that I have about 1 hour 20 mins of sleep. And this 1 hours 20 mins of sleep is the mother of all eye bags and black eyes.

Anyway, during this 1 hours 20 minutes I had 2 dreams.

I was at some LRT station ticket machines, I wanted to buy a ticket but there was no indicator of what kind of charges or fee that I have to pay. I just insert the RM10 notes but it kept kena rejects. -_-" Damn tension because a lot of people were at long Q behind me and I have to ask someone to help me to purchase the tickets.

Then second dream was that I was in a bathroom where the door is duplex or triplex, meaning that there are 3 openings at the bathroom but there is only 1 door to cover me -_-" lagi funny ! wtf is going on with me?


I think i need a good doctor to check what is wrong with me or a good bomoh or Nam Moh Lou, anyone?

Nice scene eh?

Hardworking workers, pretty girls and my sister getting assist from the dim sum worker there serving her dim sum or something like that. Perfect combinations and it just makes a Sunday morning become perfect.

Eat me babeh ! Eat me !!

The rewards of waking up early at 6:30 am? Some nice looking ladies at Dim Sum place walking around you searching for food. I almost stand up and shout at them, " Eat me babeh ! Eat me !! "

The address and price list.

The price list, the address and everything that you need to know about the dim sum here. My family enjoyed having dim sum here as early as 7 am -_-"

Oh and at the end of the breakfast, 6 of us having heavy dim sum like no
tomorrow, total bill = RM 50.20 and got a 20 cents discount.

WTF ? So cheap ??

Yeap, try eating like us in PJ and you will cry all the way back to your
hotel LOL !

DIY and SIY you may.

Here in this Dim Sum shop the special things is that you could just walk to the diffrent dim sum making section and take your own dim sum.

Of course there are also the workers with trays and trolleys with all
the dim sum pushed to your table.

But if you are hungry like my family, you will not wait for them to come.

You would run to the stalls and section and grab the Char Siew Bao, Har Kao,
Dim Sum, Fried Stuff, Egg Tarts which are just come out from oven and run
back to your seat while shouting " Ouch ! Ouch ! Hot ! hot !! "

But you still proceed to put the Hot Hot egg tarts into your mouth anyway
without care !! Yeah i am talking about my sister again !!

Here you may, Do it yourself, Serve it yourself or you could Wait till the
cow comes home LOL !

1/3 of what we ate.

Dim Sup with shark fins soups WTF ? Poor sharks.

7:20 am and the crowds are there already.

Time was 7:21 am or 7:22 am and this Dim Sum shop is almost 100% full already.

The car park has 2 more space and wah liew, damn good business here !

Aisehman, Penang people sure enjoys wake up early and have nice food eh?

That's another reason why I like Penang, you get up early and you enjoy
life instead of wasting time sleeping. The correct and positive attitude.

Having a nap after breakfast or lunch is another issue, that's call hmmm
maintainence i guess ? I like maintainence....

Next round mia target. Beer and nuts.

A view from my hotel windows and these pubs or small shops looks fun to visit eh? Next round perhaps.

The beautiful twin towers.

The twin tower of Penang which has caused a lot of Hu Ha recently according to my cousin. It is located near the main gate ( not Sungai Dua gate ) of USM and it's a
very good land mark as you approach from Penang Bridge (from mainland )

Got to buy one of those one day ok?

The mother of all crabs eater mia true face.

My sister munching a crab with eggs. She said " Song ! " as she bite !! Crazy girl !

SWAT leader.

We went to this stall at Lorong Selamat as this one is the nearest to our hotel at
about 100 meter away.

I call her the Red Hat lady with SWAT goggle eyes protective gear.

And i swear I could see her MP5, some 9mm bullets and an assult riffle
hidden at her stalls. I think she is the leader of Penang SWAT team
and disguised herself as a fried koay teow aunty.

Now you see..

Now you still can see it .... the mother of all prawns.

And at the back ground, the mother of all prawns eater
a.k.a Fat Lady !!!

LOL kih kih kih kih kih !!!

Now you don't !!

Now you don't, wah ha ha ha ha !!

After whacking 1 big plate of this, fat lady looked
at me and said:" Hmm.... very tastely, very good, but
just feel like, hmmm, can go for one more plate like
that hor.... "

I heard already terus grab her hand and ran out of the shop.
At RM7.50 per plate, you better jolly good don't tell me
that if you didn't have enough. Wah ha ha ha....
but for 5 big prawns at RM7.50 my mom said it was
almost reasonable price.

And yes, i only have 3 plates of these each year.

Battery + Coconut + Blood !!

After working for about 8 years.

I finally get to feel the feeling of " Going to Vommit Blood!"

Maybe some people are in better health status, and rich people they don't vommit blood like us poor people here.

They vommit battery !!

LOL mcbknnbbqklia !!

Worst case scenario ? Vommit battery which has blood on it !!!

LOLROTF !!

The Hong Kong guys:" Oh this time you Oh Balad loh ! ( poo until blood come out ) ! " It means things are going to be painful.

Then they added on:" If things are lagi serious, you can say you Oh this time you Oh Coconut loh ! " ( Imagine when you poo, coconut comes out from ass, ain't that lagi more painful?"

Worst case scenario:" Oh shit Kai Hong this time you Oh Balad Cococonut loh !!! " 2 legs in the sky.

Today I really feeling like Vommit Balad Batery + Oh Balad Cocounut loh !!!

I am so going to crazy already today !!

10 sebab mengapa saya tidak harus merompak bank !!

Top Ten Reason why I shouldn't be robbing a Bank!

1. I am quite heavy, i can't run fast !
2. I am big target, big target easy kena tembak by police! -_-"
3. My face is big, can't buy the mask for my size.
4. Malaysia has no snow, not much of snow mask available.
5. I am big target, big target easy to chase ! -_-"

6. I am big target, big target easy to remember in court.
7. I am big target, big target easy get stuck at runaway.
8. Weather is hot now, rob bank also very hot, cannot tahan.
9. Weather is hot, wear black rob bank lagi panas -_-"
10. I worry that I might rob the wrong bank, sperm bank pula.

There you go ! The top 10 reason why I shouldn't go and rob a bank and should instead go back and work in my office tomorrow.

Cuba Teka Di Mana Aku ??

Early this morning I was at this wondeful place and the crowds and traffic was absolutely amazing ! Guess where am I without raading the Road Sign at the back ground ! Can't ? Well you could probably guess where I was if you have seen what I have ate, not much a few only. Gained about 200 grams ( very little only ) and gained a little bit of calories ( about 2 calories, how about that ? ) LOL Where were we ? Guess guess guess !! Fast Fast Fast !!!

Cuba Teka Di Mana Aku II ??

Before that, for breakfast, we were having all these Dim Sum which I am so going to blog about it.

I ate this !!! OMGKNNBBQ Sedap betul 5 big O grown shrimp !!!! LOL !!

And this also.

And this !!

And this !!!