The One About Operation Desert No Storm !!!

Was using C-130 most of the time recently and on and off I do use the General's
new YF 35 as it is smaller and could move in and out from Operation easier.

The other day was about to take off and checked checked Instrument Panel....

Outside temperature was 40 Degree Celsius leh !!  -_-"

The One about C-130 is huge !!!!

Hercules C-130 has been serving me and family for almost 2 years. Been thru
many mission and done a lot of hours with this Hercules.... primary was for
passenger transportation operation and rarely was there an action operation.

Went back to Kelantan a few weeks ago, can you imagine that we managed to
put all these 15 items + 4 adults and 1 baby into my Hercules C-130 ? On the
way back the co Pilot reported that " smell of fuel leak " detected in the air -_-"

It was already 4 hours from Kota Bharu and it was too far to turn back for
emergency landing, and PJ Hanger was like 2 to 3 hours away. I checked
checked the fuel level was ok, engine temperature was also ok. Was about
to look for a place to stop and do a 100% check.





My mom:" No worries !! Don't panic, the cause of the smell came from the 
frozen Durians, long flight like this, sure got some gas movement eh ? "



Co-Pilot -_-"

Darn ! I love my C-130 and my mom very much !!

The One About Really Old Town

The older part of Johor Bharu town.
This is so like the place where i spent my childhood years : )

The One About Budget Airlines

Was flying back to Kota Bharu last week with my team member on official
matters. Took a budget airliner from Subang airport to Kota Bharu and it
was the ATR 72-500 Kipas Aircraft, i told my team member.

While boarding the plane, my team member Mr. Lee started to ask question...

Lee, " Oi Oi !! Did you see the size of the tyres of this plane ? It is smaller than
my car tayar lah dude !! "

Me, " Shaddap lah ! You driving bulldozer meh ? "

Lee, " But the tyres size really si peh small leh !! "

Me -_-"

While taking off,  Mr. Lee, " What happened if the kipas tercabut ? "

Me, " Well ! This type of aircraft could glide for a longer distance compared
to jet aircraft...jet aircraft drops faster while propeller aircraft could glide 
really far, hence we are quite safe ! no worries...  "

Mr Lee, " Did you know, if we were killed in air crash, we will each get USD2
million insurance coverage ? our family terus become rich folks.. heheheh... "

Me, " Can we please talk about something else ? "

Mr Lee, " Wah ! The air stewardess very beautiful , very young !! "

Me, " Now we are talking.... where ? where ??  "

Sometimes it is fun to travel with folks that ask a lot of question or has high level
of curiosity...

The One About 智慧牙

话说到 有一天,  有个吉隆坡的有钱佬去了外国鬼混.

骗老婆说外国去公干三个月.

结果三个月很快过去了要回吉隆坡了.

外国女朋友伊娃鬼叫, 万般舍不得.

有钱佬看了好心疼, 但非回国不可.....

女朋友说:" 你人走了那我怎么办??" 又伊娃鬼叫....

有钱佬说 : "那我给你20万美金, 作纪念好吗? Sayang? "

女朋友破涕而笑 , 赶紧说: " 谢谢...sayang...老板 !!"

女朋友还是依依不舍, 又想要一些纪念品.

便叫有钱佬留下智慧牙, 以便纪念纪念.

有钱佬面有难色, 女朋友又伊娃大哭了 -_-"....

" 好啦 !!!好啦!!! " 便大力把智慧牙拔下.

哇妈 !!! 这回可痛死有钱佬了.

女朋友得了智慧牙便很开心.

跑回去房间要把智慧牙放好.

有钱佬跟着回房 看到女朋友打开抽屉

一看抽屉里面 竟然有 200 多颗别人的智慧牙 -_-"

祝天下有钱佬鬼混快乐!!!! he he he he....

The One About Really Long Vacation

Looked back at the last post which was done on 4th June 2011.
and it is already 27th Nov 2011, almost didn't update this blog
for 6 months already.

Took a really long vacation from blogging and was busy with many
many other things like working ( really hard ) and spent time learning
doing more house chores.

Well, i am back for the time being and while i am around, let's start to
tell some funny story , again....

炒冷饭ok？

The One about The Need For Speed !!!

Wanted to download some updates for the Ipad, connected my Maxis Broadband
and started download.

Darn syiok to see download speed @ 750KB/sec.... haaahhh.... good ah !!

Happy Holiday !!!

The One About Another Gas Leak

Just now Fat Lady was running here and there in the room, sniff sniff and
running around and sniff sniff again.

Me -_-"

Fat Lady, " Eh ! Did you smell that ? The cooking gas smell ? "

Me, " Err.. got meh ? "

Fat Lady sniff sniff again, " Yeah, got woh ! Cooking gas leaking ??"

Me, " Err actually just now my book fall on the floor ... "

Fat Lady, " Your book fall on the floor ? Book got gas smell one ?"

Me, " No, cause the book fall on the floor, i had bend down and pick
it up, and during the process some gas accidently ter- releasese !!! "

Fat Lady -________________-" U**#&%Y&@&%#*$#(&@#&#$

Me, " Old already, bend a bit then can't control the back.. sorry !"

Fa Lady, " Choi  Choi ! I still go and sniff here sniff there somemore!"

Me, " Soli Chapati !! Accident lok..."

The One About It Is Monday Today Lah !!!

Was having an early conference call with some regional folks a moment ago.
At the end of the call i tried to be polite and said :" Guys ! Thanks for your
time and have a great weekend ! "

They:" ........... "

I then put down the phone happily cause i read a book and the book asked
us to be polite and nice to co-workers. And I just did that !! Clever ya ??


And 2 seconds later, " Fuyolamak !! Today is Monday lah ! And i just wished
the whole region guys Have A Good Weekend ? "

This year, i think there is salary increament already .... loh !!!

Yeah, have a nice weekend lah !!

The One About 蔡琴演唱会 Part II

我问： "外婆，您觉得蔡琴 和蔡依林的演唱会有
什么不同的地方 ?? "

外婆："音乐不同 "

我 :" 错  !!!"

外婆有点不甘愿：" 那你说 !!　两者有什么不同??"

我:"　蔡依林的演唱会一眼望过去有 5,000 支荧光棒和五个老歌迷!!

but 蔡琴的演唱会一眼望过去 共有 5 支荧光棒和五万个老歌迷!!!"


笑到外婆差点从椅子上跌下来 ... ...:
:" 问我 那你干嘛又去听蔡琴的演唱会 lek ?? "

我 :" Well... you know...有口味的人都会听蔡琴演唱会的 !!"

这次是外婆, 笑到假牙从口里掉出来 !!!!

The One About 蔡琴演唱会

刚才陪老妈子, 去了云顶听蔡琴演唱会
棒极了（笑我老吧） never mind !!

过后我打算自己驾车下山，老妈和外婆等人
听完演唱会, 还要打老虎,  ((本人不杀生))

老妈: " 小心驾车 !!"

我: " Affirmative !! 是的 !!"

老妈: " 晚上驾车, 慢点!! "

我:" Rodger that, 是的 !!"

老妈: " 如果雾大 ....那跟前面车的车灯 !! "

我: "  酱如果我前面的车翻车下山.... 
我马不是跟它下埋山 lohhhh？"

老妈 -______________-"

:" 看老娘的正宗佛山无影脚 卡擦!!!!"


结果是我飞下山......chikipabowww !!!